Survival Guide Killing People

The wedding was no joke, and Gaia decided to set the date in three days, because it happened to be the Harvest Festival that day, and it could be celebrated.

After confirming, without asking the opinions of the parties involved, the swift and vigorous goddess immediately began to prepare everything needed for the ceremony.Chinese people have a lot of traditions in getting married. They depend on the Chinese calendar and follow the ancient rituals. However, He Quan has lived here for 200 years, and he has long since ignored his ancestors.In addition, he really looks forward to being able to form a partner with the dog as soon as possible, of course according to the goddess' opinion.

Typhon murmured what he was dissatisfied with and what he did not want, and insisted that he would not wear a wedding dress to appear on the stage, but after the beautiful dress was made, the milk dog still smiled when faced with the exquisitely crafted and gorgeous dog-like floor-sweeping dress Put it on, and linger in front of the mirror.

"How can you be so white, fat and cute." He Quan racked his brains to find words of praise, and in the end these four words were the most appropriate.It's a pity that the fat word hit the milk dog Nilin, and he jumped up and bit it out of embarrassment, not knowing how to show mercy.

Holding a bloody wrist, someone wanted to cry but hid beside him and healed his wounds with holy light.

"Hey, lowly creatures have learned such high-end skills. It seems that you don't need to control your strength in the future. If you feel uncomfortable, you can just kill yourself. Anyway, you can heal yourself." The milk dog stepped on small leather boots studded with diamonds, wearing a shiny The shiny crown of jewels ran over three times, staring at the hand that could no longer see the bite mark, ready to take another bite.

He Quan quickly pushed his head away, begging with lingering fear: "Master, please forgive me, my little ability is limited, if you are killed, you will not be able to survive."

"Then beat me to death, save some strength for you to save yourself." After speaking, he got into the other party's arms, jumping and making noise.

These days Tifeng is more noisy than before, although he didn't say the specific reason, but He Quan can feel that he is really happy, that's why he is so happy.Apart from eating, sleeping and playing, this guy now sticks to his side most of the time, so the milk dog who follows up like this is so cute as hell.But he is not a fool. The wedding is coming soon, and he can still feel the turmoil in the dog's heart.The reason why he was so confused was naturally Jumang who was imprisoned deep in the ground.

So He Quan went to seek the highest dimension god, hoping to arrange a meeting so that the dog could meet the god of spring.

"Are you out of your mind or I'm sick? You actually arranged for your daughter-in-law to meet her ex-husband. I've never seen a person like you. Is it okay to pretend like this? Don't be afraid that they will start talking. Renew the relationship?" God didn't immediately agree to this ridiculous request, and began to talk about the truth, persuading and persuading: "That spring god likes Typhon very much, and Typhon is also very dependent on him, you know this, right? So you can't give them a chance."

"I know, that's why I want them to meet again, say everything clearly, and make a deal." He Quan has his own ideas. Instead of letting the dog marry him with regrets, it is better for him to face the past calmly and solve it by himself Remaining problems, break up the lumps in my heart.

Of course, there is also a selfish side to doing this. It made Typhon take the initiative to say goodbye to his past lover, and also made Goumang die of his heart, knowing that it is He Quan who will live with the dog in the future and spend it hand in hand.This is an oath of sovereignty, and it is the most direct and severe blow from the winner to the loser.Although he and Gou Mang had nothing to do with each other, the bastard's love was not pure at all, and the love mixed with conspiracy hurt the dog.He couldn't accept that this kind of person would not be punished in any way. Although Chunshen's experience was quite sympathetic, it was a different matter!

Soon, the highest dimension god created an opportunity for them to meet.But the dog said that he wanted to talk to Ju Mang alone, so He Quan didn't know what he said in detail, and the lines of the demonstration were useless.

"He has been in a deep sleep, unable to speak, but I left him a dream that he will not wake up." The day before the wedding, the dog suddenly talked about Chunshen: "I create hallucinations and directly participate in his brain activities , and set the most basic content. All the unhappiness in the dream disappeared, only I was with him. We spent every day and night in the cave on the coastline, where there was no conspiracy and war, no hatred and sorrow, just the two of us People... This was the life he was looking forward to the most, but I didn't achieve it, and now it's impossible to let him out, at least give him some good comfort."

"Are you angry?" When the lover is in other people's dreams, ordinary people may be more or less jealous, but He Quan is too aware of the grievances between him and Ju Mang, so how could he say any words of blame.

He picked up the dog and comforted the other party's depression: "You did not take revenge on him, but arranged such an ending. I am proud of you. Your heart is still like the most beautiful jewel, kind and brave. Now that he has been Punishment, we don’t want to torture him anymore, that’s fine, just let him have you in his dreams. But in exchange, you can’t miss him anymore.”

"It's useless to praise me, I won't be suppressed by you." The dog quickly returned to its original nature, kicked away the previous sensibility and worries, and changed into a vicious face: "Don't think that a few words of flattery can climb up and show off Fu, let me tell you, don’t even think about counterattacking. Only when I die will you have a chance to rape the corpse, otherwise you will be the one who is crushed if I live for a day!”

"Again, why are you so machismo, I can't even suppress you." In fact, it is meaningless for them to discuss this issue. It takes at least hundreds of years for a dog to grow into a large dog, and even if it grows into a large dog, it is not enough. It is definitely possible to change people, even if you can change people, there are still many variables.So the two fought for a long time to no avail, and laughed together.

After arguing for a long time, Typhon climbed onto He Quan's chest, pressed his small head against his chin, and his voice suddenly became very soft: "The ceremony will be held tomorrow, and now I will ask you again, if I can't change Adult, will you regret it?"

"My goal is not to get your body, although I have to admit that I really like your beautiful face, it's out of instinct, everyone has a love of beauty." He thought about it for a while, very Knowing that he is not the only one who loves Typhon: "I think our relationship has surpassed ordinary love, and we can't look at problems with worldly logic. So even if you are like this in this life, I will always like you .Although this appearance can't make sex, but even if there is no such thing, it will not make me less enthusiastic about you. Anyway, I am cold by nature, and I don't have a high demand for such things. You have survived the 200 years of sleeping Is it? Besides, platonic love is pretty good, at least it's pure!"

"Really? It doesn't matter even if you can't have sex? Actually, I don't like sex at all. It would be best if I don't do it!" Typhon's eyes lit up, and he burrowed into the other party's arms again, his little tail wagging and flying: " I thought I was sorry for you at first, but after all, human beings are quite impulsive creatures, now that I know that you can do without sex, I feel relieved. It turns out that you are impotent, which is great."

"Hey, what nonsense are you talking about!"

"Hey, he just cares about your health, so you treat him so fiercely." With tears in his eyes, the dog shrank his head under his belly, pretending to be a wronged daughter-in-law: "Damn it, what's wrong with impotence?" It’s not good, all evil and adultery are the first, as long as there is no root of evil, your ideological realm will advance by leaps and bounds. You will soon be able to catch up with the supreme me, keep pace with this uncle, and don’t kowtow to thank you.”

"It's embarrassing for an impotent man, okay? What's the matter with being so great by you? Let me tell you, I'm not only impotent, but also in good physical condition. If I didn't like you and cherish you, I would have pushed you down last time. It's dead on the table." A certain person suddenly regretted being so embarrassing now that this bitch was executed on the spot.Thinking that there might not be a chance to take down the dog in the future, she suddenly felt sad: "I take back what I just said, if you can't change your person in the future, forget it, if you can change but refuse to let me, I will divorce you!"

"I knew you didn't love me!" Obviously it didn't mean that, but the dog wanted to make up his mind, and ran out crying loudly.

But he didn't run far, and soon came back bouncing back with paper and pen in his mouth: "I knew that you, a wolf-hearted, greedy, obsessed guy, would abandon me, so write me a letter of guarantee now, write me!"

That sad and indignant expression, that sad tone made it sound like He Quan was about to cheat.

But the milk dog is very involved in the play, no matter how much he persuades, he slaps his little paws on the ground, and threatens that if he doesn't write about tomorrow's wedding, he will be gone.

He Quan was really a little speechless. With the degree of his temper, no matter how you look at it, he is the wife, and he should be loved and protected by his husband.It's a pity that the tsundere one is the one who is offensive, and still refuses to be counterattacked...

"Don't be angry, I'll write it right away!" It didn't matter if he wrote a letter of guarantee, but he didn't know how to put it down when he picked up the pen.Thinking of the little things of these years, my heart is extremely empty, no matter how gorgeous words are, they are not enough to express his love for Typhon, and the words become pale and powerless.He thought for a while before using the famous poem by the great poet Rilke to express his feelings at the moment——

Cover my eyes and I can still see you.

Cover my ears, I can still hear you.

Without my feet, I can still walk towards you.

Without my lips, I can still call you.

Break my arm, I can still embrace your shadow with my heart instead of hands.

Take my heart out, my brain is still beating.

Even if my brain burns out,

I can still float you with all the blood in my body.

After he finished writing, he knelt down on one knee, with palms up, stretched out his hand to Typhon, and said sincerely, "My dearest Typhon, it may be a bit late to ask, but will you marry me!"

"Hmph! A mere lowly creature still wants to propose like others, it's so disgusting." Although complaining, the milk dog still put his pink paws in He Quan's palm: "The wedding date is set, and the master can only make a marriage proposal." It’s just you, a stupid, stupid and fragile earthling, huh, it’s cheap for you!”