Survival Guide Killing People

"Fat fish, don't run away, I haven't eaten any meat yet, so get out!" Typhon yelled, trying to jump into the sea to catch up with the mermaid who had already swam hundreds of meters away.He Quan was afraid that he was too small and not strong enough, so a wave would blow him away, so he quickly held down the milk dog to prevent him from entering the water: "The hair will always grow back, so why worry? It's too bad for a father who wants to gnaw his son whenever he sees him." Cozy."

"Hmph, the lowly creature actually wants to teach me a lesson." The milk dog stretched out its paw and slapped it out: "How can a guy like you who has no sense of aesthetics understand the pain in my heart, you have no hair, it's the end of the world. "

"Who says I have no aesthetics? Our Typhon is the most beautiful beauty in the universe no matter what we look like. Words such as fish and wild goose and flowers in a closed moon pale in comparison when used on you. Even the little belly with thin hair is cute It's amazing, it feels so good to touch." He Quan called Jiujiu and planned to leave this bay with his extremely nasty compliments.I wanted them to get along with their father and son and catch up on the old days, but when they couldn't agree on a word, they went their separate ways.However, these two fights have been like this for so many years, and there will be opportunities in the future, so let's go back today.

"You still have some discernment." The milk dog turned his head Aojiao, huddled up in the tub, wagging his tail restlessly.These small movements are exactly the same as the previous Typhon, the difference is that the body is a few sizes smaller.

Seeing him lying on his stomach so cutely, He Quan couldn't help touching his wagging tail, which made the dog furious again: "What are you touching? Haven't you heard that a tiger's butt can't be touched!"

"You're not a tiger, you're not even a big cat, you're just a little puppy waiting to be fed." He intensified his stroking, and remembered what Misha said before he left, and someone also thought of counterattacking.But this form is really hard to do, it’s too heavy taste, so I asked: “Why can Tartarus maintain his human form after returning from the shape of a meat ball, but you become a dog again, when can you become a human? ah?"

"How do I know? When I woke up, I found that I wanted to die like a milk dog." Typhon shook his head, expressing that he couldn't explain it himself.

"Grow up quickly, become human quickly, I want you, don't make me wait forever." Although the dog is very cute, what he wants is an intimate lover, and the appearance of an animal is indeed an obstacle.

"It's a good idea. If you dare to fight back, I'll bite off that thing of yours and make you inhumane for the rest of your life." The milk dog growled and bared its teeth. The sharp canine teeth and vicious threat really made people's scalp tingle.He Quan was a little speechless. Before the war, this guy had volunteered himself, but now he turned his face and refused to admit it: "Why, I am also a man of sound mind and body, so why should I be your woman? Besides, you were crying and yelling to let me go. I fell for you, and now I've changed my mind again, the milk dog who doesn't count is the most annoying!"

"Go away, you are not allowed to speak like me." As soon as the dog arrived in the cave, he ran towards the small den made of snow rabbit fur, lying on it to enjoy the warmth: "At that time, I felt that I was about to sacrifice myself. In the future, Yin and Yang will never see each other again, so I have to leave some good memories for you before I die. In the end, you didn't care about it, and insisted on using chrysanthemums to force others. Now that people know the joy of attacking, how can they go back and suffer? Hmph, if your Big Mac is put in, it will definitely kill you, I don’t want to have a broken chrysanthemum.”

"I promise it will be gentle and it won't hurt you. As long as you lubricate and stretch it beforehand, you will definitely not get hurt." Well, after coaxing for a long time, it still didn't work.

The dog was determined not to give in, and He Quan had no other choice but to give up.Besides, he can't transform into a human form yet, so no matter how many ideas he wants, he can't realize it, so he can only let nature take its course.Afterwards, many Tiandifeng eat, drink, sleep and play every day except eating, drinking, sleeping and playing. They don't do anything serious, and they are almost moldy, but they still look like milk dogs and haven't grown up at all.

He Quan made delicious food for him in different ways, but it was useless to eat it. Although his body was almost fat into a ball, he didn't move.

Helpless, I had to take the fat milk dog to the headquarters of the Guardian of Time, and let Tartarus show what was going on.Unexpectedly, the father didn't look like a father, and when he saw the chubby milk dog, he couldn't stand up laughing: "Oh, what kind of creature is this, hahaha, it's so round, hahahaha. "

"It's not as round as when you were a fat ball!" Of course, Typhon, who loves beauty, can't bear to be laughed at by others for his appearance, but he doesn't know whether it's because he needs to eat a lot when his body returns to childhood, or He Quan's cooking skills have improved by leaps and bounds. too delicious.In short, I am still not satisfied after eating seven or eight meals a day. I feel hungry at any time and want to stuff something into my mouth.In addition, the amount of exercise is not as good as before, and I will gain weight after a few months.

"What kind of fat ball? It's round and smooth, plump and pleasant." The Lord God fought back, and the father and son quarreled over whose body fat ratio was more perfect.

Watching this scene, I can't help thinking that Misha also has a beauty-loving and poisonous personality, which is indeed hereditary!

"Highly intelligent life forms have a slow growth cycle because of their long lifespans. After all, Typhon's body was destroyed and reorganized, so it must go through another growth period." Gaia gave a more reasonable statement, although she could not argue Understand why after rebirth, it is not the body form, not the human form, but a milk dog.

But what does it matter, as long as the child can be reborn, it will be great news.This mighty goddess can only become kind and amiable in front of children. She carefully hugged the limp milk dog, kissed his wet little nose, with a mother's radiance on her face: "Typhon is my youngest son, and the last The favored child, because he is the flesh and blood of the heart, so he is careful in any decision. But many years ago, I made a mistake and handed him over to an ambitious guy like Jumang, which made this child suffer a lot. Now he chooses you , willing to live with you, and I respect his wish, but I don't know if this ending will be perfect."

Gaia's worries are not unreasonable. The huge age difference, the inconsistency in the length of life, racial segregation, and many obstacles are worrying.He Quan knew that he would never hurt Typhon, he would love him, accompany him through the years to come, and never leave him.But I don't know how to express this emotion, how to make Mother Earth believe it.

Before he could express his will, Typhon snatched the conversation: "Mother, don't worry, although this guy is ordinary-looking, a bit stupid, and poor in hands-on ability, he is kind-hearted, patient and responsible, and the most important thing is to treat me Well, I am also very happy with him. This kind of joy cannot be given to me by Jumang. Although I respect, worship and admire him, I have no love. The appearance of He Quan let me know that apart from family and friendship In addition, there is a hotter feeling, which also makes me understand what love is."

"This is a short-lived ghost who won't live long. You will be sad when he dies, don't you regret it?" Although He Quan's lifespan has been as long as tens of thousands of years by relying on the power of the highest dimensional god, it is not as long as Typhon's. What a short-lived ghost.

"No matter how short your life is, you can live for a long time. Let's talk about the parting when he is about to die." The milk dog rested his head on his mother's chest, closed his eyes and said, "Now I just want to enjoy the current happy life, and I don't want to think about the possibilities. There is a future with variables. The reason why destiny is wonderful is that it is unpredictable. We don’t need to worry about things full of variables and uncertainties. Instead of worrying about tomorrow, we should focus on the beautiful today.”

"You are right, my child, I hope you will be happy forever." Gaia kissed Typhon again, and then handed him to He Quan: "Swear to me that you will love him with your whole life, don't let me down."

"I swear, no matter what happens in the future, no matter how much difficulty and suffering, even if there are all difficulties and tribulations ahead, I will stay by Typhon's side, never leave him, and never forget. I will support him, love watch him, guard him, take care of his daily life, and work for him until the day when he dies." The solemn oath directly made the two main gods laugh, saying that this was the oath at the wedding ceremony at all, and it was a wife in charge. Yan, listen to my wife in everything.

"Strict wife control, obviously I am the husband, and he is the little wife who is under pressure." The milk dog was quite moved one second, then became angry the next second, chattering endlessly repeating his sovereignty.

"Haha, idiot son, you can see that you are the one being oppressed, so you don't believe that you can attack others. You are born with a sissy appearance and love beauty. It's because He Quan has a manliness. Be sure to attack." Tartarus added fuel to the fire, and even Gaia agreed with this statement, directly treating He Quan as his son-in-law, decided to hand over his precious son to him, and talked about getting them married.The attitude of the parents made the milk dog hate it, and he directly told about the union in the command hall, but no one believed it.

"Look, everyone thinks I'm more aggressive." He Quan took the opportunity to benefit himself, with a proud face: "So don't insist!"

"That's right, son, you can accept the position below with peace of mind, because the father will prepare special lubrication for you as a wedding gift, and I guarantee that you will like it after using it, and it will be out of control." The main god raised his eyebrows and continued to provoke.

"Go away, you bastards who are watching the show. Especially the worthless old meatball, I wish you to be beaten to death by your mother day and night. Later, I will give you a whole set of leather whips so that your mother can teach you a lesson." The thick-necked milk dog blushed so angry that he jumped off the ground and ran away with his chubby buttocks shaking.Seeing this scene, Gaia let out a heroic laugh and patted He Quan on the shoulder: "Chinese people always respect teachers and put filial piety first. Do you find it strange to see our way of getting along with each other?"

"It's a bit uncomfortable at first, but your relationship is so good, there is no need to stick to etiquette." He Quan answered honestly, and his candid character satisfied the two main gods.Really put the wedding ceremony on the schedule, promised to arrange the ceremony single-handedly, and make it a success.

Being accepted by the other party's parents and becoming a legal partner under the witness of everyone, He Quan was naturally full of joy, but Typhon was not so happy.Because according to Gaia's one-size-fits-all character, maybe he will really be forced to put on a wedding dress and get married.It was hard for him to take the initiative, how could he give up his identity as a husband so easily, absolutely not!