Survival Guide Killing People

"I proposed to you just now, and you personally agreed to marry me, so my name must be written in the husband column. The majestic ruler of the universe, the heir of the highest dimensional god, and a highly intelligent life form, dare to say it You have to admit it, don't make excuses to go back on your word and bully me, a lowly earthling." The trick succeeded, He Quan hugged the milk dog who was shaking with anger and went to bed.

It's just that the dog couldn't swallow this breath, scratched and bitten and bounced around for most of the night, and finally fell down because of too much consumption and hunger, still chanting non-stop.

"The fragrant veal steak just out of the pan is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, juicy and juicy. Do you want to eat it?" Since the empty warehouse is directly connected to the ice cave for storing food, He Quan can take out ingredients for cooking anytime and anywhere.Knowing that the dog is unhappy now, it won’t get better if he doesn’t coax him, so he heated up a frying pan with lava stones, put a piece of butter on it, and started frying the meat that was cut just right, to please his favorite food. rich.

"I don't want to eat, get out of here, I don't want to see you bastard." The milk dog buried his head in the quilt, but his belly was growling.

The ingredients are well selected, and the aroma can be overflowing without any high-end seasoning.In front of the delicious food, the dog didn't have a hard time talking, and got up and ate extravagantly driven by hunger.Because he was afraid that the oily smoke would pollute the furnishings in the room, He Quan cooked on the balcony as large as a terrace, surrounded by potted plants and unnamed flowers blooming, and he could eat while watching the sky full of stars. Some artistic conception.

But the dog was not in such a good mood. After eating the hot food as an appetizer, he clamored for soup, and then wanted to taste other things.It is estimated that there is not much time to rest tonight, so I simply cook a delicious meal for the milk dog.Braised lion head, truffle stewed rice, tamagoyaki, and rum clam soup were served one after another. The milk dog was amazed, saying how such a small pot could make so many delicious dishes.

In fact, this pot is a universal tool like his kitchen knife. It is usually a small milk pot. It is not only light and easy to carry, but also can be hung on the waist.When you want to use it, you only need to hold the handle and meditate, and it will change into several shapes including wok, frying pan, soup pot and so on.Because the lava stone is too heavy and bulky, it is inconvenient to take it with you, so it is stored in the ice cave, and when you need it, you can take it from the empty warehouse.Originally, the Void Warehouse gifted by Gal was a bag the size of a fist, but he thought the small floral cloth bag was ugly, so he replaced it with a ring.The usage is similar, the pocket is directly inserted into it, and the ring is rotated to shoot a light door from the gem, and then taken from the door.

This thing is very convenient. It can basically be understood as Doraemon's four-dimensional pocket. As long as there are things in the ice cave, they can be taken out anytime and anywhere.It's a pity that this magical object cannot be connected to my world, otherwise it will be against the sky!

Speaking of the planting space, He Quan was still a little worried, and left for several days, not knowing what happened to the crops in the garden.So he asked Typhon if there was any solution, and the dog was so angry that he scolded him that he was born to work hard, so he knew how to work hard.Seeing that we are about to get married, do you dare to take a few days off for yourself to have a good rest and have fun.

"That's what I said, but I'm used to being busy, and I'm not used to it when I'm free. I always want to find something to do." Especially in the past few days at the headquarters of the Time Guardian, there are people waiting for everything, which makes him feel that he is about to get moldy .

"You good-for-nothing guy, you don't even know how to enjoy the opportunity." The milk dog was full, and lay down on the spot, revealing his chubby belly.The hair on it is still very loose, but the skin is pink and tender, which is very cute: "I like working so much, I deserve to take care of me for the rest of my life."

"I am willing to take care of you. I don't deserve it. I don't deserve it. I don't regret it no matter how hard or difficult it is for my lover." Seeing that the sky is about to dawn, if you don't take the time to sleep for a while, you may not have the energy to support the wedding and the harvest festival. carnival.So He Quan stopped talking nonsense and slept with the dog in his arms for about two hours.What followed was a busy and chaotic day.

He never knew that getting married is such a troublesome thing, there are so many guests, so many blessings, and there is an endless stream of people coming and going.But he basically didn't know these people, and they all came for Typhon and his prominent parents, but the dog didn't care about greeting the guests, and would spit fireballs when it was annoyed, and the scene was out of control for a while.

The milk dog is too small, and it is easy for people to step on it when it crawls around on the ground. He Quan can only hug him all the time.But hugging could not allow Typhon to show off his unparalleled gorgeous dress, and in the end he could only put it on his head.This is probably the strangest wedding in the world, not to mention the huge differences in races, but also in body shapes. The bride is a barking milk dog, so petite that she can stand on the groom's head.

"It's so noisy, why don't we run away from the marriage." Tired of such a noisy environment, the dog suddenly burst into a terrible sentence.

How could He Quan agree to this ridiculous suggestion? How could he give up here after finally winning the position of husband.Seeing that the other party refused to sign the marriage certificate and refused to leave, the dog stomped on everyone's heads and ran all the way to Gaia, threatening in a childlike voice: "Master, Mother, quickly take out the marriage certificate, we will sign it now. If If you don't agree, I won't get married, and I will depend on you for the rest of my life, disturbing your life!"

After speaking, I did not know where to grab a box of red clay, and slapped my paw prints on the husband's column.When He Quan squeezed through the crowd, the only space left for him was his wife...

"Don't you think our marriage is a bit sloppy?" After the notarization was completed and the archives were put into storage, the two became legal partners.Omitting all the rituals and blessings, and regardless of what will happen next, he just left the guests from afar and ran away on Jiujiu: "There are no newcomers, so it will be messed up later, and it will be okay to leave the mess to Gaia. Responsible."

"Mother, I just planned the wedding at the Harvest Festival in anticipation of emergencies. Anyway, everyone was having a carnival on this day, and they got drunk before noon. They couldn't figure out what happened. The time was short. It’s over. Besides, she will create a phantom to walk the red carpet instead of us, so don’t worry about it.” Jiujiu’s speed was very fast, and it didn’t take long for him to leave the main city and fly towards the coastline.

He Quan thought he was finally going home, but he didn't expect to go in the opposite direction, so he couldn't help but ask, "Where are you going?"

"Now go to the habitat of the ancient eclipse osprey. I have already checked. The time guardians found their traces on a coast far away from human habitation decades ago. This is an extinct race, on that resource-rich peninsula They have multiplied and formed quite a small group. I plan to let Jiujiu return to nature and return to its compatriots." This passage is in a declarative tone, which is not negotiable at all.

Without giving He Quan a chance to refuse, Gou said solemnly: "The lifespan of the ancient osprey is not long. The wild eagle living in nature can live for about 40 years. Even if it is artificially raised, it can only prolong the life span The life expectancy of more than ten years. Jiujiu can live for so long is due to the medicine you gave it. But no matter how effective the medicine is, it is impossible to go against the laws of nature and live forever. There will always be a day when life ends. Jiujiu is still in his prime , of course it can accompany you, but have you ever thought that as a creature, it has a more important mission, which is an irrepressible nature and instinct-reproduction. Now it has the opportunity to return to the group, but you disagree, When one day it is old and does not have that ability, it means that you have deprived it of the right to be a father."

The meat and blood of mermaids, murlocs, and mermaids have miraculous curative effects, and together with some medicines, they can be made into magic medicines for strengthening the body, prolonging life, and beautifying the skin.Typhon made a few before, but He Quan was reluctant to eat them. He asked the time guardian to analyze the ingredients, learned to make a lot, and distributed them to Rourou and Jiujiu.

Jiujiu has been able to live for 200 years because of taking this kind of medicine, but it has no companions these years and can only depend on He Quan for life, which is indeed a bit miserable.

"So don't be reluctant, let it go back to nature, go to the sky where it should soar, live a free and unfettered life, and pursue your partner and love." The dog hugged He Quan's neck with its paws, enlightening and comforting him : "I know you are sad, and I know how much you like this big bird, but this decision is for its own good, do you understand? And I will always be with you, to ensure that you will not be lonely without that broken bird .”

In a blink of an eye, we arrived at the habitat of the ancient eclipse osprey. This area has been designated as a protected area, and no one is allowed to enter without authorization, which has well protected the local ecology.There are many mermaids in this water area, which can ensure sufficient food supply, Jiujiu will not go hungry here.He Quan is still hesitating, because Jiujiu is like his child, how can he say goodbye easily.

But when he saw the flock of eagles soaring in the blue sky, and saw Jiujiu's envious eyes when he saw his companions flying towards him, he knew that his nostalgia was actually cruel.

Jiujiu landed in the open space, He Quan hugged its head and bid farewell: "Go, fly to a higher place!"

"Jiu!" Since being raised by humans, Jiujiu is also full of reluctance for his owner, but when he hears the call from his own kind, a wild instinct burns in his chest.It flapped its wings, flew around He Quan, and finally went straight into the sky.At the beginning, it couldn't integrate into the flock of eagles, and could only fly at the tail of the team, but after it started hunting, the powerful Jiujiu was quickly recognized by the group, and then accepted.

Seeing it returning to the island among the eagles, He Quan knew that this little guy who was much bigger than him would never come back again.He crouched on the ground, unable to stop the tears from streaming down his face.Those tears contained reluctance, nostalgia, and of course joy.

Great, Jiujiu finally has a companion!

"Have you had enough crying? Let's go on the road after crying." The milk dog wagged his tail, his eyes full of anticipation: "Now that Rourou has grown up and formed a family with the reliable Gal, Jiujiu has also returned to nature and found his own kind to live with. You The guys I miss have a good home, and it’s time to think about yourself. I heard that you have not left the cave for 200 years to help me take care of that cave. The world is so big, don’t you want to go and see it?”

"Go and see?" He Quan was stunned for a moment, wiping away tears: "Just the two of us?"

"Nonsense, who do you see on honeymoon with a light bulb?" The milk dog twisted his buttocks and drove away with his short legs: "But let me make it clear to you first, I brought you here for adventure, what? Flying mounts are absolutely not allowed to use such convenient equipment. The rest of the journey will depend on your legs. I will be responsible for killing the prey, and you will be responsible for cooking it into delicious food. Let’s eat all the delicious food on this continent. How about it!"

"Is this a honeymoon trip? It's a practice to become a man at the top of the food chain." He Quan took a last look at the direction Jiujiu left, and took a few deep breaths before chasing the milk dog with a smile: "Whether you arrive Wherever you go, I will accompany you!"

"Will you accompany me when I go to shit?"

"Come with me, otherwise, who will wipe your butt for you, and you will lick it clean like a cat?"

"Go away, who wants to lick your own ass, but with my softness, I can still lick it!"

"I don't believe it, you're already fat like a ball, which ball can still touch your ass."

"Damn bastard, you're the only one who's fat, and I'm so perfect!"

"It hurts...it hurts...don't bite...my wife, I was wrong, you are not fat at all..."

"Don't call me wife, kill you, kill you!"

"..."

"Hey, low creatures, wake up, you won't be so fragile and killed by me. He Quan, wake up, don't scare me."

"Hey, it seems my wife still cares about me."

"Go to hell!"

"I won't go, I will love you forever."

"Hmph, it's a lifetime agreement. If you lose a minute or a second, it's not a lifetime. If you break your promise, I'll... hate it. Don't kiss me suddenly."

"Kiss and you won't get pregnant."

"Hmph, it looks like you won't be pregnant. You bastard, get out of here and give me another kiss!"

"As ordered."

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