Survival Guide Killing People

"Don't be like this, I'm so scared." He buried his head very low and refused to show his face, but judging from the flush on his neck, he must be so shy that his skin was flushed and bleeding.Seeing Typhon like this, He Quan felt that all the muscles in his body were throbbing and contracting, and his throat was aching from thirst as if swallowing two pieces of red-hot coals.The blood in the whole body is clamoring, boiling, rushing to the limbs and bones, and urgently needs to find an exit!

He finally knew that the self who lived cautiously and never dared to have expectations and extravagant hopes for anyone or anything had such a strong urge...

"Let me see your face." Fiddled with the soft blond hair with his fingers, his eyes could no longer move away from that face and body, everything in the world became black and white except for the person in front of him.He Quan hugged Typhon, who kept shrinking in shyness from behind, almost pleadingly: "Please, I will never hurt you, so don't reject me."

"But...the current appearance is embarrassing..." The sobbing nasal voice completely ignited the male's desire to conquer!

"How come, estrus is a biological instinct, it is a great behavior that has been preserved after thousands of years of evolution, and it is used for reproduction." In this case, you can't force it, it will scare him.Although this is an old immortal dog who has lived for more than a billion years, his experience in emotions is pitiful, and he can even be described as an emotional idiot.He Quan also has only one love experience, but he is surrounded by friends in pairs, coupled with the knowledge he has acquired from books, TV and the Internet, of course he is much more comfortable.

Pulling up Typhon's limp body and letting him lean into his arms, the two sat under the tree, cuddling each other.

"How can a man's body be so soft, blowing and breaking is used to describe you." The touch is the same as that of fresh shiitake mushrooms soaked in water, smooth, soft and elastic, which makes people love it.The only downside is that it may be sweating due to heat, and the body is a bit sticky and not refreshing enough.But it doesn't matter, breath and sweat are also good seasonings to add to the fun and make the atmosphere better.

He Quan buried his head in Typhon's neck, and rubbed the tip of his nose against his sweat-soaked skin.Seeing that the person in his arms has no obvious resistance movements, and is even a little addicted to the gentle caressing, he gradually becomes bold...

"Why am I below!" The front went smoothly until the person was pushed down, and Typhon resisted with hands and feet, but the weak obstacle felt a bit like resisting and welcoming.He Quan grabbed the flailing wrist in a somewhat rude manner, only to feel that all the struggle had become emotional, which ignited the sadistic desire deep in his heart.

It turns out that it feels so good to put someone under your body!

"Usually the one with the stronger body is the one who takes the initiative and guides the other into the state. Don't tell me you don't know." Thanks to my younger sister who loves to read novels, and also accepts all danmei romances, He Quan also read a lot of them. BL works, I still have some understanding of how men behave.

Judging from the size of the two of them, he is definitely the attacker.Although Typhon's body is also very attractive, but it is lean, and the muscle lines cannot be seen without exertion. Coupled with the neutral face, it is suddenly a bit delicate.Looking at myself again, the beautiful muscles I have cultivated through years of hard work, the food and water I ate were different after arriving in another world, which made my body stronger.So when he restrained Typhon's actions, he felt a condescending sense of accomplishment: "Besides, the beautiful one must be at the bottom!"

"I am indeed more beautiful." Being praised, she blushed for a second, and then turned pale again: "Why are you so skilled in your movements? Have you done it with others!"

"This..." I dare not lie, but I can't say that my first time has been dedicated to my first love girlfriend.Within a few seconds of hesitation, Typhon suddenly changed his face, the gentleness and tenderness just now were all gone, and he put on a resentful woman's face, with big tears falling down: "I have guarded myself like a jade for so many years, no one can No, how about you, you are not a virgin after living for more than [-] years. Go away and don’t touch me with your dirty things, it’s disgusting!”

……

In today's human society, if you are still a virgin in your twenties, that would be abnormal!

"Don't cry, I swear I only had a relationship with one person, and she also married and had children, and became someone else's wife. We have long been okay." He cried, although He Quan thought the scene was funny, but The more tears he shed, the more his heart ached to death, so he could only bow his head and admit his mistake.But Typhon still didn't buy it after coaxing for a long time, saying that if it is dirty, it is dirty, what is the difference between one person and a hundred, and then he cried and made a fuss.Finally, someone had no choice but to grit his teeth and offer a chrysanthemum: "The front is dirty, but the back is clean, do you want it!"

"Really? You haven't played the back?" Dubious.

"Before I met you, my sexual orientation was very normal. I don't need to use it later. I'm not a pervert and I need to play something different!" Feng rushed forward with a smile on his face: "I'm a virgin, and your back is also a virgin, so this is the first time for both of us, so happy!"

Bang bang bang!

Heart beating out of chest!

He Quan finally realized what it means to "look back and smile, and the harem is full of beauty", and the dog just smiled so sweetly, he forgot everything, and became a fish on the chopping board, ready to be slaughtered.What happened next was not so obvious, I just felt that I was being pressed hard on the ground, and suddenly changed positions with a feeling of spinning, but it was not bad, at least he didn't get angry and punched the guy on him twice, and then ran away.

Forget it, isn't it just the last time, as long as he is happy, treat it like being bitten by a dog!

As soon as this metaphor came out, He Quan couldn't help laughing, because the person lying on him, at a loss and not knowing how to continue like this, is really a dog.

"You can touch me first, and continue when you feel it." The other party hesitated to make a move.I had to practice education.Under the gentle guidance, Typhon slowly took the initiative, he could touch without being so shy, but he was also gasping for breath with excitement.The foreplay took a long time, and it was so long that He Quan felt that the blood vessels in his brain were about to burst before he finally got to the point.

Finally, something warm was pressed against his lower back, and he gradually went down. He tried to relax his body, waiting for the union that spanned tens of thousands of years and experienced countless reincarnations.But in less than two seconds, the hot stick trembled several times, and before it could get in, it spit out a pool of mucus, and it softened instantly...

"You..." You can't even describe it as a fast gunner, this is simply instant shooting!

A real instant shot!

"I can't help it, it's the first time for him, I can't control it, and you don't comfort me!" After speaking, he started crying again, with tears and snot in his nose.

"Enough!" A sense of loss of strength came over, and He Quan lay down on the grass, not knowing how to complain.

"How long are you going to stay on this pile of mushrooms? If I don't get up again, I will go home by myself." I don't know how long it took, the wind became stronger, and the strange fragrance in the woods was blown away.When He Quan heard someone calling him, he opened his eyes, and the dog squatted next to his head, grinning.

It's not in human form, but in the form of an ordinary dog, which made He Quan a little strange, and heard the other party say: "Gal is too good at doing things, how can I let you go through the forest alone, here is full of illusion mushrooms, emitting nerve gas 24 hours a day , can poison people through the skin, mucous membranes and respiratory tract. Although this poison is not fatal, it will produce strong hallucinations. It is the main component of psychedelic drugs. You don’t smoke much now, I’ll make some herbal medicine when I go back, it shouldn’t be a big problem, but I might have a headache for a day or two.”

"Huh?" It took He Quan several minutes to regain his composure and understand what the dog was saying.He hurriedly turned his head, and found that the image of Typhon lying beside him was gradually distorted and melted, and finally turned into a pile of colorful mushrooms, his heart suddenly turned cold: "It turned out to be an illusion, hahaha... What a scene Yellow beam dream."

"What stimulated you?" The dog looked at him with the eyes of a monster: "Don't go crazy twice in three days, I don't have time to raise a psychopath."

"It's nothing, I just think this is you. You are arrogant and vicious. You are obviously worried, but you refuse to admit it and pretend to have nothing to do with you. You are really cute." Feng is an illusion, but staying with a furry dog ​​makes you feel safe, natural, and truly happy.He shook his head, dismissing those absurd fantasies just now, and then got a flying kick from the dog.

The dog threw out a few eye knives, raised its hind legs, and urinated at He Quan: "It has been a long time since the territory was divided, which caused some personal items to lose consciousness and develop self-awareness. As the master, the slave's outrageous behavior must be corrected. One is to prohibit commenting on your ruler!"

Typhon's urine was colorless and odorless, and apart from being a little hot, it was neither smoky nor stinky, nor would it cause any side effects on the body or skin.So when he was drenched, he was drenched, and He Quan didn't resist, but calmly took off his pee-wet beach pants, and found a river ditch to wash.He was used to being naked, but the dog screamed and ran away with a trembling voice: "Smelly rascal, why don't you wear underwear!"

"I don't have to wear them. Those on the plane were ruined by the sea water." He once searched for some underwear on the plane, but the sanitary underwear is a disposable item, and it will be broken in the water. There are only five in the pocket, and they have long since died. up.

"You haven't put on your clothes yet, what are you talking about?" His mouth was stern, but his eyes were peeping.Sensing the dog's gaze, He Quan put his hands on his hips and showed it generously: "The size is amazing!"

"Hmph." The dog glared a few more times in disbelief before saying, "As a lowly creature, it's not bad."

"Then what should you do if you are in estrus, your stamina has dropped and magic is completely disabled, and you are overwhelmed by lower creatures even when you are in a hurry?" Because it was a phantom just now, He Quan was curious about the reality Typhon's reaction.The dog sat cross-legged after hearing the question, and thought for a while: "Whoever dares to offend me, pretend to help him, then bite and chew it, and let him be a eunuch!"

When he said this, he licked the sharp canine teeth with his tongue, his eyes were narrowed into a slit, and there was a terrifying light inside, and even his voice was a little lower, and the surrounding was full of unpleasant low pressure: "For example, the sentence in the past mango!"