Survival Guide Killing People

Biting off the masculinity alive and then chewing it up is just too cruel.It's not revenge for killing your father, dare you treat your husband gently, and when you recall it, don't look like it tastes good, and you will eat another one if you have a chance, okay?

He Quan complained madly, and was glad that it was just a hallucination, otherwise the little stick between his legs would have become a cheap dog's extra meal.

"Why do you resist that kind of thing so much?" It's rare to hate it so much that you have to resist it to this extent.

"I'm not an idiot. I'm going to be stabbed in the ass and I still struggle with all my strength. Could it be possible to obediently lie down and stick up for others?" The dog showed disgust in his eyes, He Quan was still puzzled, since he hated being pressed down so much, Why are you willing to play the role of wife?But there is no answer to this question, so don’t ask at all, so as not to anger a certain tyrant: “I heard that if a man is penetrated, he can stimulate his prostate from behind, so that he can get unprecedented pleasure. So not only GAY, but also a considerable number of heterosexuals like it After playing, this kind of behavior is not as terrible as you think."

"I don't read serious books, but I have a lot of knowledge in this area." Sneered twice, and the next words were full of irony: "Now it's not about your comfort, it's about dignity, do you understand dignity! You After all, you are a big man with sound limbs, if someone suddenly presses you down and uses you as a woman, will you be happy?"

"That depends on how much I like that person." He Quan thought carefully for a while, his eyes firm: "If I really love him, and he loves me deeply, and is worth giving, then I will make a concession. Moreover, I don't think body position can determine social status. Love should be equal, and it won't become shameful or inferior because of who is the recipient. Women are in a passive position, but their contribution to society is definitely no less than that of men, and men also You won't be great just because you have more meat. Your mind is full of chauvinism, no matter what."

"Oh, you can still say such advanced words." Unexpectedly, the dog didn't become angry, but started a serious discussion: "I don't mean to look down on women, I just don't like being down there."

"I know." Of course I can understand what he said, but I can't restrain this guy without emphasizing his tone: "Since you refuse to suffer, why did you agree to marry Gou Mang and become his wife? The word "wife" means You have to be below, so don’t promise what you can’t do, this is a very irresponsible behavior, it’s not good for you or him.”

The corner of Typhon's mouth twitched, and he never expected that He Quan would dare to teach others, and his words were sharp, and what he said was the truth, which caused him to grin his teeth for a long time without refuting.

"It's not voluntary, it's said to be a political marriage." The dog was unhappy, and even a little wronged: "This guy is looking at this perfect and infinite appearance, and he doesn't understand my personality at all, and he hasn't considered the two civilizations." The two who grew up under the circumstances were not suitable for each other, and whether they could accept each other started a fierce pursuit. When I refused, he chased me all the way from the Eastern Continent to negotiate terms with my father, and then my father, who was eager to kill a certain enemy, did not hesitate. Sold me. I was still a delicate little flower who was not deeply involved in the world. I was drugged and fell into a semi-comatose state. Then I was tied up and thrown on Jumang's bed. When the effects of the medicine wore off the next day, the marriage letter in black and white was also written Yes, Gongshou has also been decided, and it was notarized by several main gods from the East and the West. I can’t change it even if I want to. Damn, why did I marry such a superficial idiot who only knows how to look at his face? Didn't see a single bit of it!"

No wonder she was so angry that she refused to let her husband touch her for tens of thousands of years, the resentment was deep enough.

"So you're angry that he only knows how to appreciate your beauty?" He Quan suddenly felt that the unscrupulous Chunshen was not worthy of sympathy, but then he thought about it, how many loves at first sight in the world are based on appearance.Although there is suspicion of the appearance association, but without beautiful external beauty, who can notice the excellent inner: "If you care about this matter so much, just take a knife and cut yourself to disfigurement, so that others will not care Your appearance, but focus on the heart and spirit."

"No!" The dog shook his head violently.

"But you look like that, and you don't want others to only look at the face, it's too embarrassing." Anyone who sees Typhon's human form will be attracted, and it is too difficult to completely ignore that face.

"I didn't say you can't read it, but don't read it too often, and you should always praise my knowledge and talents, otherwise it will seem like I am a vase with no knowledge." After finishing speaking, he proudly straightened his waist and patted his chest with his front paw: "But this form is the best now. If you don't dislike someone who can fall in love with me even though I am a dog, it must be destined. I will wait for his arrival with hope."

There is one right in front of you!

He Quan squinted at him, but didn't say what was in his heart, because he only subtly hypnotized himself to like dogs after seeing Typhon in human form and knowing that his previous life was Gou Mang.Otherwise, even if this is a flying god dog in front of him, as a human being, he can't be hard on animals.Therefore, even though you have a heart of admiration, it is better not to say these words, otherwise you will be kicked again.

"Why are you like the little girl in Huaichun, still waiting for the right one." After finally seizing the opportunity, of course she had to tease the innocent little virgin Gougou.

"Dogs who have fantasies about love are obviously more romantic than some cooks who only know about firewood, rice, oil, salt, pots and pans. Life is not just about eating and sleeping, but also about romance. If I tell you this, you can't understand it, it's uneducated It will take at least 500 years for me to reach my level." The dog snorted coldly, shook his head high, and walked away arrogantly.He Quan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he could only pack up his things and follow behind: "Isn't Jumang giving you all the sentimentality and romanticism? If you don't want to be inferior, you can always be on top. I think he just wants to be with you." Together, we are not sticklers, if you open your mouth, you will definitely get what you want."

Except for the time when he was dying, Jumang was a gentle and considerate person in several other memories, willing to give everything for Typhon without any complaints.

"That's what he said..." The dog suddenly stopped and scratched the ground carelessly with its front paws: "But people can't do it."

"Because he is a man, you didn't respond? So you are actually heterosexual?" He Quan was shocked, worried that he was hopeless, his heart was pounding with nervousness, afraid that the other party would blurt out that I like women who are warm, fragrant, soft, waxy and naked body of.

"That's not true. Homosexuality is very common in my hometown. Many heroes have same-sex partners. It would be strange if they didn't." Simply don't like Jumang?No, if you really don't like it, you don't need to be sad for so many years, and you are not afraid of hardships and dangers to find his reincarnation.

Since he couldn't find the answer, he gave Typhon a distressed look.The dog, who was so uncomfortable being shot by the gaze, swayed for a long time, so he had to tell the truth: "Actually, I also thought about it, and my wish was fulfilled by letting me lead the sex in the bed. But... because of that, I can only be in heat Only during the period can be hard...other times are soft...you can't do things...so there is no way..."

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What! ?No matter how big the brain hole is, I can't imagine the truth to be like this!

"Then how often do you come in heat?" asked cautiously, but the other party gave him an answer that made him want to die: "5000 million years."

Born to be fucked, wash your ass and wait for me to slowly capture you.Thinking of this, He Quan's eyes suddenly sharpened, and he reached out to touch the hair on the back of the dog's neck, yearning for the soft touch in his hands: "Speaking of which, I haven't trimmed the hair for you for a long time, do you want to cut it shorter?"

"What the hell are you thinking?" Typhon shivered as if getting up and shaking his hair after falling into the water, shaking off the hands on his back, and asked vigilantly, "I warn you, don't think that cutting Lao Tzu's hair is enough You can fantasize about my appearance without clothes. I think it's beautiful, but it's shameless, how can my noble and pure body be your fantasy object. "

"Please, even if you're shaved, you're still a naked dog. What can I think about the creature on all fours, the most I can think of is the hot pot ingredients." As soon as the words came out, the dog was not happy, and slapped the floor and shouted: "It's all about dogs. Dogs are good friends of human beings, you can’t eat them, why do you think about dog meat all day long! Bastard, big bastard, watch me fix you so that you can only eat gruel for the rest of your life!”

"The cow is also a friend of mankind. It eats grass and squeezes out milk. After working hard all its life to cultivate the land, it is killed to eat meat. It is said that cows will shed tears when they are killed. I only know that dedicated creatures are more worthy of respect, why don’t you yell at the cow.” Wanting to tease him, he deliberately said something difficult, but Typhon was really silent, rubbing his chin and thinking for a long time: “You are right, I must I apologize to all the creatures in the world, and respect them. So the most annoying creature is human, who eats everything, and the food chain has been destroyed by you. It seems that I have to do justice for the heavens, and kill a few more. Today I will start Take your knife."

After finishing speaking, he rushed forward, knocked He Quan to the ground, and tried to bite the carotid artery!

"Why aren't you afraid?" The one below him showed no fear, which made the attacker lose the fun: "Move, like a tuna. If you don't know it, you'll think you're cold."

"Whether I'm a tuna or not, you'll know when you become a human." It's not enough to hug the dog, and the two legs are crossed up and clamped. Reverse force can subdue the opponent.This was a move that was used when the opponent was weak in size and strength, but it was unexpectedly given to Typhon for the first time.

The dog was surprised that He Quan started to learn fighting skills, praised a few words and began to exert strength, and his front paws flicked out of control: "In this world, don't be kind when dealing with enemies. It doesn't make much sense to lock them, because you don't need to catch and chase them." The guardian of time who is going back to cross. If there is a fight, it must be fighting with life. In this case, don’t pay attention to battlefield etiquette and norms. You should hit the vulnerable places. For example, the nose, throat, and crotch, so that the opponent cannot move. Make a few more stabs at the deadly spot, kill if you can kill, run if you can't kill, don't love to fight!"

"You are ruthless enough." He Quan did not show weakness, and continued to attack with the few tricks taught by Garr: "But I don't need you to tell me that the weak prey on the strong, and only the strong can survive!"