Survival Guide Killing People

"What are you shameless bastard talking about!" Gou was startled, he didn't expect He Quan to say such obscene sentences without changing his expression, his little meat pads swelled up like inflated air, making people slap He made a sound: "Please open your eyes to see what kind of creature is in front of you. How dare you press a dog and say such cheeky words? It's a beast! Go away, sir, I'm not in the mood to play human-animal games with you, get out!"

"That's why I have to fuck you. If you fuck me, you're really a beast." He Quan didn't give in, and focused on the delicate parts of the dog, pinching the little meat ball and rubbing the belly and neck.Typhon was scratched until he let out a comfortable grunt deep in his throat, unable to resist at all, he collapsed on the ground and gasped for breath: "Don't touch people casually."

"I'm very serious, so I can't be casual." In order to prove that he was not casual at all, he immediately stepped up his offensive, touching Typhon so that he could not stop screaming.

Although he knew that he would be shy, but the usually domineering dog actually had such a side, and maybe he was the only one who had seen it. He Quan felt satisfied from the bottom of his heart, and without thinking about it, he came up with a thunderous line: "Little Things, say no, but the body is very honest!"

"What's the matter with the evil and crazy president's lines in vulgar online novels suddenly appearing? You really think you are the almighty protagonist after reading too much romance." Typhon wanted to escape, but He Quan didn't let go, and the two rolled into a ball Rivalry in the cave.Of course the dog can break free and fight back forcefully, but if his strength is a little stronger, someone will shout that his heart hurts so badly that he is going to have an attack.Exaggerated acting skills, but even if you know it's a fake dog, you don't dare to continue to use brute force: "Don't touch my ass, you foul!"

The dog rolled to the entrance of the cave in a state of embarrassment, its tail curled up in a ball, blocking its butt from being touched.

"You annoying little goblin, what should I do with you?" He Quan laughed evilly after having fun, and came up with another shocking line.

"Damn it, how many president's articles have you read?" The dog couldn't help complaining, and then thought about the rare occasions when his face was paralyzed and his expression was full of jokes, he just cooperated, and immediately squeezed out the integrity of death: "Don't dream for a hundred days, Even if you get my body, you can't get my heart!"

"Hehehe, very good. I haven't tasted the feeling of being rejected. You are the first one. You are so bold. You are really different from those vulgar fans." Both the eyes and the tone of the words are in place, coupled with the terrible sneer of the paranoid murderer, let the role of the cruel and domineering president penetrate into the woods: "Accept your fate, you are a stunner who was born to please men. I If you are infected with my smell, you will never be able to escape from my palm for the rest of your life, and you will become a sensitive body that cannot live without me!"

"I know that I am beautiful, and all the creatures in the universe are crazy about me, but I really never thought of using this peerless appearance to capture anyone. I just want to live in peace and get a simple love, But you have to crush even such a small wish, and you are always chasing me one after another, trying to possess me with violence. I hate you selfish bastards, I hate you! Humph, you can possess me, but my heart Will die, if you like soulless dolls, just take this body away. But I will never fall in love with you, listen to me clearly, forever!" After the dog roared, He Quan gave him a disgusted look : "Su made me fight the cold war, Mr. Dog, the little one is willing to bow down, you are the president's literary lover."

"It's you who wanted to play, and now you dislike me." The dog couldn't believe it, and grimaced.

"Don't move, or I don't know what will happen later." Thinking that he was still playing, the dog was rummaging through the memory in his brain, trying to fight back with more shocking lines.I didn't expect to bump into some hard stick-shaped object just by turning over.He was stunned for at least 5 minutes. After confirming what it was, his expression was as stiff as an unfinished clay sculpture: "Give you three seconds, get up from me!"

He suddenly became serious, He Quan was puzzled, but he could hear the indifference in his tone, and he didn't dare to make further mistakes.The dog regained its freedom and looked at him with a dirty look: "So you are such a person, it's disgusting!"

After speaking, he ran away.

Escaped again!

He was used to him thinking that shyness, anger, embarrassment and other weird reasons disappeared, and He Quan didn't bother to catch up, because he couldn't catch up either.So I got lazy, got up from the ground, and noticed something hard sticking out of my trouser pocket when I was processing the ingredients and planning to make dinner.When I touched it with my hand, it was a remodeled all-purpose knife. I just put it in my trouser pocket after maintenance, but forgot to take it out.

This knife is good, but it can't be fastened without a clip, and it's not a problem to keep it in your pocket all the time, you still have to carry it with you.Thinking of this, He Quan immediately found the tool chapter in the "Survival Guide" that he had neglected for a long time, and then went to the pages introducing the knives in detail.Compared with the picture above, I want to create a strap that can hang a knife.

Just do it!

The last time the dog went to the main city to buy many necessities for life, needlework is one of them. It uses processed bigfoot deerskin as raw material. The small backpack for stuff is ready.Although the appearance is simple, it is practical.The backpack is not made too big, because it is more convenient to use the back basket if collecting food, so this small bag is mainly for carrying your belongings.For example, the small water bottle from the plane, the fat of the rainbow whale for rescue, a few pieces of dried sweet potato, some seasonings, and the first-aid medicine specially made by the dog for him.

Go out like this, even if there is an emergency, you can deal with it!

The dog hadn't come back at night, so He Quan searched around the area but couldn't find him, so he had to wait in peace.But he is a person who is restless when he is upset, and he must use labor to relieve the restlessness and irritability in his heart.He spent the next two days busy in the space, harvesting many peppers and two new vegetables.Remembering that dogs love spicy food, he decided to make some chili oil for storage.

Fresh chili is not suitable for making oily chili directly, and he has limited materials, so he had to give up the more complicated method of glutinous rice cake chili and choose to dry it.He washes the peppers first, strings them up, and hangs them in a sunny space until the water evaporates naturally.After this process is completed, you can use a stone mortar to grind the dry chili into powder, and then sieve it again. The fine ones can be eaten directly with water, and the chili seeds and coarser particles can be used to make oily chili peppers.

This is an easy-to-learn cooking method that almost anyone can do.Heat a pot of oil, the amount is about three times that of chili noodles, and then add pepper, ginger, garlic, star anise and other seasonings after the oil is hot, and stir-fry in the boiling oil to burst out the aroma.After that, scoop up these materials, pour the oil into a large bowl, sprinkle black and white sesame seeds and crushed peanuts according to personal preference, and let it stand for a while.When the oil temperature drops slightly, you can add the chili noodles.The method is to add the chili noodles to the oil spoon by spoon, and stir while adding, so that the oil can fully infiltrate the material without burning it.Finally, add salt and monosodium glutamate to taste until it is completely cooled, and use a little oil to enhance the flavor and you're done.The oily chili produced in this way has a good taste and aroma, and is most suitable for cold dishes and noodles.

Dogs will definitely like it. If you can make some rice tofu or fern root powder, it will be so refreshing to eat with it!

Thinking of Typhon being captured by the delicious food he made, no matter how tired he is, he can jump up and continue to work like lighting up the small universe.It's just that he has done all the things that can be done in the cave and the space, and the peppers have been dried to make delicious oily peppers, but the dog hasn't come back yet.Once this guy ran away, it was common for him not to come back for at least three to five days, and at most ten and a half months, but no matter how many times he experienced it, He Quan was still worried.Two days later, the knight came back with Rourou and Jiujiu. He finally couldn't sit still and asked Gal to accompany him to find the dog.

The knight had some traceable props, and quickly sniffed out where the dog was going.

He Quan thought over and over again, only let Gal send it nearby, and went to find it on foot.Why does the dog always run away from him? Is it because he is frightened by the excessive jokes, or he still finds it unpleasant to stay there? No matter what the reason is, he needs to know the real reason, so that the wrong place can be corrected!

He followed Gall's tracker to the depths of the forest, where the trees soared into the clouds and were so dense that they could not see the end of the sky, and there was not even a gleam of the sun's moon in the forest.But here is not pitch black, there are many brightly colored mushrooms, growing on the ground or on trees, emitting colorful fluorescent light, which can be illuminated.These mushrooms exude a tempting aroma. Several times, He Quan almost couldn't control himself, trying to taste this seemingly problematic food.

Can't eat, absolutely can't eat, if you eat it, you will be poisoned and die!In nature, the more beautiful things are more poisonous, this is common sense!

He told himself so, and walked around a few big trees, and found the dog in a small open space.

No, a creature that looks like a dog-man was discovered!

It was a figure sitting kneeling on the ground, with light golden curly hair from the back, and the graceful curves under the cover of the hair gave off a vaguely mysterious atmosphere.From the back view alone, he couldn't tell if it was Typhon or Misha, after all, the father and son were so similar in figure.But Misha has already rushed back to the ice field. He doesn't like the hot climate, and he won't rise in the Sun Moon. The temperature rises and he still stays here, and it's deep in the forest far away from the water source.So tentatively called the dog's name, and sure enough there was a response.

The figure shook a few times, curled up, and hugged his knees with his hands: "Don't come over, I don't want you to see me like I am now."

"What's the matter? It's okay, don't scare me." The dog's appearance was not right, which made He Quan very worried: "Why did you suddenly become a human? Didn't you say that you can only save one energy bean every five years!"

"...Because...because I...are in heat now..." The voice became smaller and smaller, and Typhon's body also shrank into a small ball: "Go away, I don't want you to see me in such an embarrassing state, And if you stay here, I will feel very uncomfortable, like a fire..."

This sentence made He Quan's heart beat faster, and he grabbed Typhon's arm: "If you are afraid of feeling uncomfortable, let me help you put out the fire!"