Survival Guide Killing People

There are only 9 years left... just pay...

He Quan felt that he was so stupid to cry for the dog at one point!

There are a lot of fresh ingredients in the cave that have not been processed, and the dead mermaids have not had time to recycle, and the tide will be high in a few days. I don't know if Jiujiu and Rourou's nest is really safe enough.Leaving so many things alone, he actually felt sad for the old monster who would live another 9 years.In a word, waste of time and emotion!

"Where are you going, don't watch the whale spout? It's so beautiful, why don't you take a second look." He wanted to leave, and he chased after him, and the knight followed ten meters away and was on standby at any time.

"Go home and make cured meat, and then catch mermaids." The wind blew towards the coast yesterday, and a large number of mermaid corpses were stranded on the beach, which must be dealt with before they stink.So much, enough for young birds to eat until their wings are full and they can fly freely to practice hunting.Although storage is a big problem, Gall volunteered and was willing to donate two magic ice crystals.According to its own size, this energy-rich gemstone can keep the temperature below zero within a certain range, which is equivalent to the refrigerator used in modern society, so that it can solve the problem of preserving a large number of ingredients.

"I don't want you to rely too much on magic items. It will only make people lazy and forget the original intention of swearing to survive in the wild." He wanted the empty warehouse, and the dog already knew it, but he didn't agree: "Robinson is an aborted man." On the deserted island, everything is built with hands, and the kingdom is expanded on a down-to-earth basis. What about you, you always rely on equipment to open cheats, if I ask you, I shouldn’t even give you ice crystals.”

"It's okay if you don't give it to me. Jiujiu is so edible. There is no ice crystal to save the mermaid corpse. You will have to hunt once every two days in the future. Anyway, I am not the one who does the hard work." He Quan squinted at him, and the corner of his mouth was full of disdain. The dog was so angry that he vomited blood. , After thinking about it carefully, he felt that the words were reasonable, so he reluctantly nodded in agreement, but the Void Warehouse refused to give in: "I said what's the matter with you, just now you were worried about my life with tears in your eyes, but now you just ignore it, and turn your face over. Turning the page is fast, do you have a slave like you, I wish the master would die immediately. What good will my death do you, can I send you back to Earth or something!"

"Hehe." With a fake smile: "I'm afraid I'll be turned into ashes before you die. I'm sorry, human beings can't even live for a fraction of more than 9 years."

"9 years is really short, it's just a blink of an eye for a creature with an extremely long life of more than a billion years. Gal said that sentence based on my lifespan, how can you follow the human way of thinking Look at the problem." The dog turned around anxiously, its tail undulating up and down uncomfortably: "I didn't lie to you, really."

"I know, I'm not angry, I just want to give you a face." Human beings understand that the remaining lifespan should be only a few years or even a few days, but I didn't expect it to be tens of thousands of years. This time is unbelievably long. It caused the previous sadness to disappear in an instant.So now He Quan is not worried that the dog will die in its lifetime, but worried about what will happen to him after he dies.Thinking of this, I feel a little self-indulgent, because even if he dies, the dog will look for his reincarnation again.

After hearing about Typhon and Gomang's past, he became more and more suspicious that he was the god of spring and plants.This can explain why the heart beats faster, can't let go, and never forgets the dog, because the soul has been haunted for so many years, and the unforgettable love has already penetrated deep into the bone marrow, no matter how many times the reincarnation will fall in love with the same one.Responses to dogs can be fatal and inevitable.

"What are you thinking again? You put on such a scary face." Biting He Quan's leg, the dog began to play tricks: "My uncle is too hungry to walk, it's because you didn't cook for me, which caused me to eat." Symptoms of hypoglycemia, and now dizziness, limb weakness, will soon collapse."

"There is food all over the place, eat whatever you want, and be careful not to get your nose caught." There are a lot of crabs on this beach, some of which have been seen on the earth, and there are also new species with strange shapes.Knowing that dogs don't like crabs, He Quan told him to bite them on purpose because his nose was pinched severely on the island, and the dog was so angry that all the hairs on his body exploded.Looking at the silver fluff flying in the air, he did not forget to taunt: "Menopause is here? Why do you lose hair every day, don't call your name Tifeng, change your name to Mao Zaifei. Oh, this name is so domineering, it sounds like a martial arts The taste of a master."

"Bah, bah, I'm not mad at you for hair removal. You think I'm willing to do it. It hurts me to lose even one of such precious hairs." coastline.

"Master Dog, He Quan, Lord Knight, you are finally back." Rourou waited for the door with the young bird, and when he saw the group of people returning from a long distance, he opened his voice and started to shout, and Jiujiu followed suit, flapping his wings and flying towards the knight, It seems that they have become familiar with each other.

When Gal came here, he actually had three things to do.

The Guardians of Time rescued a badly burned ancient osprey. According to the scars, it was speculated that it was Typhon's poisonous hands. Although they didn't dare to do anything to the dog, they still had to leave the cutscene, so Pai sent a murloc some time ago Gal, who had reached this coast, went to investigate the situation.The knight also accepted the task gladly because he made a promise to help Rourou find the golden mermaid.As a result, before he left, he was asked by his boss not to come back, but to stay there and take good care of the dying dog.But the dog didn't want him to stay here at all, and now he was in a dilemma, but Rourou was very happy to see him, so he gave up his tree house, which gave poor Gal a place to stay.

To prove that it was useful for him to stay here, he spent some time digging a square stone room of about ten square meters next to the cave, arranging ice crystals, adjusting the temperature and humidity, and then arranging the collected ingredients neatly.Just finished working on this, a certain mermaid priest who is known for his bad temper and a senior management figure of the time guardian sent a message on the communicator-the cheap dog went crazy and came to find a fight, and if he didn't arrive at the scene within 10 minutes, he was dragged away , or I will enter a combat state.Teach him a lesson!

This passage scared me to death, and I believed that the golden mermaid would do what she said, so Gal dropped his work and rushed to the beach.Fortunately, the dog had already carried He Quan ashore, so there was nothing to worry about.

Walking to the foot of the mountain, he reported to He Quan that the ice cave had been built, showed the way around, and gave a detailed introduction.The cave is divided into two blocks from the middle. The temperature on the left is minus 15 degrees, which is the most suitable for cold storage, and the temperature on the right is about 4 degrees, which is used for preservation.There is a magic barrier at the door to block the air-conditioning, so that people can freely enter and exit without hindrance, while keeping the cold.Although it is difficult for frozen food to maintain freshness and taste worse, this giant refrigerator can save a lot of trouble during the month-long flood season when it is inconvenient to go hunting.

He Quan hurriedly took out the food hidden in the empty warehouse, cleaned, cut, packed and packed everything, put them in the ice cave, and then fished out the mermaid corpse.

They work together in a division of labor, and the fleshy swimmer and the knight who can walk on water are responsible for finding the dead mermaid in the sea and transporting them to the shore.He Quan was in charge of processing, quickly took out the precious internal organs, then removed the upper body that was difficult to swallow, and then washed and cut the fish tail into pieces, picked out the fascia and moved it to the ice cave for storage.Given that the upper body of the mermaid looks like a human being and is very perky, everyone thinks that only the fish tail is enough.Jiujiu is in charge of eating the first half of the fresh mermaid, try not to waste it.

Everyone is busy, only the dog is lying on the beach, enjoying the warm sea breeze: "I think Gal has taken a fancy to Tang Monk, otherwise why would he be so enthusiastic, the gunmen are all old-fashioned ascetics."

"Don't talk nonsense, he's still young, don't bring bad friends." I asked Rourou, they are different from fast-growing mermaids, their growth period is almost the same as that of humans, but they age very slowly, and they have a very long period of youth and adulthood after adulthood.But the fleshy facial features have not grown, only 15 years old.It's too early to fall in love!

"Tsk tsk, young man, you are showing the lower limit again. The reason why your country advocates late marriage and late childbearing is because although you have a vast land, there is a huge land in the northwest that belongs to high altitude and severe cold, otherwise it is the natural conditions of drought, water shortage and desertification It's a bad place, not suitable for people to live in. The population is concentrated in the middle and lower reaches of the Yangtze River and along the coast, so the living space is drastically reduced. If you marry early and then give birth, it will explode!" The dog said vividly: "Actually The legal age of marriage in many countries is about 16 years old, at which age people have already developed enough to carry on the family line. Besides, in ancient China, all marriages were early, and many people became grandmothers in their 30s."

The dog said the truth, and finally concluded that the meat is so small, you can have sex!

"It's so weird to say it from your mouth." The 14 billion-year-old virgin dog discusses other people's feelings and even private affairs with great interest, and pretends to be an expert, which sounds funny.

"I said you are an idiot or an idiot. Have you never seen a pig run before you have eaten pork? Virgins are not allowed to watch small action movies?" The dog was not convinced, and said that he had observed hundreds of thousands of creatures, including those that were extinct. The mating behavior of our species has long been known, but practiced.

"Knowing the steps and taking real actions are two different things. Just like turning the ideas in your head into real things, there may be deviations. And you need an experienced first-time teacher, otherwise it is easy to leave a terrible psychological shadow." He He Quan Yu patted the dog's head earnestly, and suddenly felt that he could tease him: "If you can become a human, I can try it with you."

"I'm a fart without an energy ball!" Speaking of this, Ti Feng was so angry that he knocked He Quan down, rode on him, and beat him: "You accompany Lao Tzu's energy ball, you accompany me!" This is my chance to become a human!"

"Your Excellency, I know a kind of magic that can temporarily remove the transformation effect on you." Gal didn't know when he got on the shore, and he didn't know how much he had heard, but he was a godly assist: "This universal magic is to revive Snow White. , let the Sleeping Beauty wake up slowly, and turn the frog into a prince—the kiss of true love!"