Survival Guide Killing People

"How come there are still people in this different world who are brainwashed by fairy tales like this? A three-year-old child knows that it's not true." He Quan had a few black lines on his head, and the dog said lazily, "I've kissed you a long time ago, and the fart is useless." No, it's still a dog!"

What?They even kissed them!Gal looked at someone, and he looked like you were too quick to take down such a fierce legend, and then said with an admiring expression: "Maybe you don't have a heart-to-heart connection, so the kiss of true love didn't play its due role." Effect, how about cultivating the relationship first, and then try again after a while?"

"Try your sister, don't roll me into the sea to catch mermaids. If you can't finish today, you'll be skinned and boned and chopped into meat stuffing to make dumplings." The dog didn't feel shy this time but got really angry, and shook his head back. After leaving, He Quan had no choice but to hand over the work in hand to the knight to follow: "What's the matter, Gal is just joking, there is no malice."

"I'm tired of a mere spearman joking with me." Typhon crawled back to the cave, nestled in a corner and began to cry hungry, impatient to eat.

"I can't see that you have a strong sense of class." He started to prepare food, and asked by the way: "I always say that he is a spearman, why is he carrying a sword?"

"That sword is not for battle, it's just an ornament that symbolizes the status of a knight. The real weapon is too destructive and will not be summoned when it is a last resort. If I remember correctly, his weapon is the Dark Soul Flame Spear. It is tempered in the lava of the heart, and then soaked in the polar glaciers for hundreds of years to create a powerful weapon of mass destruction." The dog first gnawed half a grapefruit, and then chewed the sweet sweet potato, so he was not so anxious He urged: "If you like it, I'll make it for you too, but it's not that practical. The main reason is that the style is gorgeous enough to attract attention. However, such an eye-catching decoration is also very picky about clothes. If it doesn't match well, it will Ugly, with a strong breath of cheap COS."

It's really three sentences that are inseparable from beauty, beauty and clothing.

However, why is such a stinky character not annoying?

Time passed quickly while chatting with Typhon while processing the ingredients.Since Gal had brought a pot of the right size, he decided to make some soup.Cut off the kneecap of Sasquatch deer, wash it with clean water first, then break it and boil it with peppercorns, drain the blood and simmer it slowly over low heat. The big bone soup obtained in this way is very delicious, and it is best used as a hot pot soup base. Definitely more delicious than the simple hot pot I had during the last hunt.

While the dog was tired from chatting and fell asleep, and the bones needed to be cooked slowly, He Quan went to the ice cave next door and took out two pieces of meat and sliced ​​them.During this period, he kept thinking, many, many years ago, Jumang took such meticulous care of Typhon?Although dogs are knowledgeable, they lack the ability to live, which shows that they are well served by people.Then, not only Jumang, but also every reincarnation of him is willing to take care of the dog and accompany him.So as the latest reincarnation, I can't escape this fate, and of course, I don't want to escape.

Once I set myself as Jumang, my affection for dogs became natural, as if the previous confusion and fear had dissipated, leaving only a passion...

In the evening, Gal and Rourou finished disposing of the mermaids, and the ice cave was filled to the brim, giving people a feeling that they had food under their buttocks and were not in a panic.Rourou had never done such heavy physical work before, and he was so tired when he came back, while the knight, let alone tired because of his rigorous training, didn't even look tired at all, and even helped prepare dinner.

Dinner is a big bone soup hot pot, shabu-shabu slices, a few cold dishes, and stir-fried mermaid liver. The staple food is cooked sweet potato.A group of people ate to their heart's content, but unfortunately there was nothing to add to the fun, and He Quan proposed to make his own wine.

"The temperature is not enough, there is no way to ferment naturally, and the result is either long hair or rotten." Unexpectedly, the dog was not active at all, but poured cold water on it.

"I can bring some from the main city..." Gal wanted to win favor, but only halfway through his words, he was stared back by the sharp eyes of a dog knife. He Quan knew that the dog was upset, and immediately smoothed things over, saying that he came here just To experience wild life, building an ice cave is already very foul. If you want to think about it, it is different from staying in modern society. Of course, it is interesting to be self-reliant.

"Are you sure?" If you don't have the kitchen utensils he brought, and cook with shells as pots, is it really fun?

He Quan grinned in embarrassment. To be honest, he really wanted an empty warehouse that could hold everything without adding weight, and then a softer mattress.But seeing the dog's resentful eyes, no matter how much he asks, he can only hide it in his heart, and dare not speak out, for fear of hurting the heart of that glass-hearted and arrogant dog!

For the next few days, Gal helped prepare for a month of flood season, until the winds picked up, torrential rain poured down, and the sea began to rise violently.However, the free coolie ended today, and he had to leave before the sea water rose completely, and take Jiujiu back to the headquarters for a physical examination to make records.And because he was worried about leaving Rourou here alone, he decided to take it away after asking for instructions, and come back when the next sun moon rises.Just like that, the cave, which was still bustling just now, suddenly fell silent, and the patter of rain outside the cave hit the hearts of one person and one dog.They are very clear that this has become a real two-person world.

"It turns out that the cloudy moon is lake blue, and the light it emits is so beautiful." In order to relieve the embarrassing atmosphere, He Quan first found a topic: "However, the temperature has dropped too much, directly from early summer to late autumn. It's so cold. If you knew it earlier, you should prepare for it." Firewood for warmth."

"You know it's cold and you don't roll in. It's cool to curl up at the entrance of the cave and blow the cold wind? Are you going to make yourself sick so you can be lazy and stop working? Let me tell you, I don't even want to live for free. I exploit cheap labor for nothing. It’s amazing. If you get sick, wait for me to squeeze out the remaining value, and then throw it into the sea to feed the mermaid.” Outside the cave, there is a natural rock shed that protrudes several meters, and the terrain is high inside and low outside, and the rainwater is irrigation. If you don't come in, the wind is merciless.

But He Quan had never seen such a strange natural phenomenon, and always wanted to take a second look.Refusing to move.

The sun moon in this world is orange, similar to the setting sun on the earth, with a certain amount of light, but not dazzling, and it looks warm, which is not unusual.What is strange is that this moon, which is as pure as the surface of Tianchi Lake, emits a cool light, but it does not reject people thousands of miles away. Even if you stare at your eyes for a long time, you will not feel uncomfortable, but you will have a wonderful feeling of being healed.It's just that the rise of the Yin Moon brings a large-scale cooling and heavy rain day and night, followed by high tides.In just half a day, the sea water had already reached the foot of the mountain, and the water level was being violently raised.

"Inferior creatures are really troublesome. I haven't seen the world, and I have to stare at the moon for a long time. I will take you to see more rare things in the future. You are not a bumpkin and you go to the city. Grandma Liu is so embarrassing when she visits the Grand View Garden." .” He didn’t move, and he was huddled together in the cold.The dog muttered and cursed a few words, but still walked over with big strides, lying on He Quan's body to help him keep warm.

"It's so comfortable. Can you regulate your body temperature? Usually you are cool." Hugging a big dog like a warm bag, enjoying the soft and warm touch, has the illusion of falling asleep so comfortable.

He put his head on Typhon's back, and a strange memory and reality suddenly appeared in his mind.It was a fragment of Jumang and Typhon getting along with each other many years ago. It was already fragmented, but it still wormed its way into his head unwillingly, took root and inflamed it, and woven it into a complete picture.In the picture tens of thousands of years ago, the cave is still the same cave, but the scenery outside is different. At that time, the coastline was far away, the forest was not so huge, and the mountains were so high that they were almost hidden in the white clouds.

Typhon lay on the side of the cave willfully, even though Gouman called him softly and did not give any response.

"I know you don't like me, this marriage makes you feel wronged, but I really like you, can you give me a chance? I swear that I will be the most perfect husband in the world and give you anything you want, Even if it's turning the mountains, rivers, the sun and the moon upside down, it's against the laws of nature." The man tried to get closer to him, but as soon as he got close, Typhon shrank back a little and opened the distance again.He didn't look back, didn't say a word, he was as indifferent as a beautiful but emotionless statue.

Gou Mang came every day, repeated those few confessions every day, and staged the same drama every day.The difference is Typhon's attitude, from indifference at the beginning to subtle reactions, to eating the snacks left by him when people leave instead of throwing them away in anger, and in the end, he even gets up to watch Haruka Leave, although only once or twice.

Maybe it's because of loneliness, maybe it's because of his perseverance, he will occasionally answer Jumang's questions, such as why he doesn't like me.

He thought about it and said, "You are not as pretty as me, so you can be my husband!"

"Just because of this?" Jumang shook his head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Generally speaking, wives are more beautiful, my lovely wife."

"You don't care about my hobbies, and don't call me Mrs., I'll kill you." Typhon slapped off the offending hand, and then retracted, leaving the other party with an indifferent back.Jumang shows great patience and tolerance for his spouse who is unpredictable, has good temper and bad mouth, and is very arrogant.He accepts all his flaws and bad habits as a kind of pleasure.He gave without expecting anything in return, even if he couldn't even touch the other party's hand, he was still loyal and unswerving until death.

Between them, it was like a tug-of-war that lasted for a long time!

Typhon still refuses to respond to Jumang's expectations, he refuses to love him, but begins to rely on Haruka.He needs company, needs care, and is inseparable from his nominal husband like a chick chasing a hen, which is more cruel than indifference.

The always refined and gentle god finally erupted in the long years. On a stormy night, he tried to exercise his power as a husband, even resorting to violence. Anger value that cannot be recovered.It was a battle that could change the world, ending with Jumang's death.Before his nirvana, there was no longer love in his eyes, but deep hatred, leaving behind a curse that could never be broken - even if you are loved by countless people, you will die alone!