Survival Guide Killing People

Will Typhon die due to excessive energy consumption?The so-called energy refers to magic, or just transform back to the real body?He Quan couldn't understand, and couldn't believe his ears!

No, how can that cheap dog die? He has lived for tens of thousands of years. Shouldn't he continue to live until the earth is destroyed?It must be their partnership to punish people. He Quan comforted himself, it must be a stingy dog ​​because he came back riding someone else's horse and decided to use this method to teach people.Yes, it must be so, nothing will happen to such a powerful dog!

But the knight's expression was very serious, and he didn't lie at all. He knelt down on one knee: "Your Excellency, please allow me to stay here and take care of you."

"No, I will give you ten seconds to disappear from my eyes, or I will throw you into the red-light district on earth, and let those social service workers with cheap perfume and heavy makeup serve you well." The dog was impatient and angrily Chase people.Gal seemed to keep pleading until Typhon barked angrily and bit his head off before riding off on his steed.When the people walked away, Goupidianpidian ran to the rock where He Quan was hiding, and said in desperation: "What a fool, dogs have the most sensitive sense of smell. Remember to hide in the downwind place for eavesdropping, and you can smell your scent from a long distance away." taste."

"Typhon..." He hesitated to speak.

"Oh, I don't want to tell you such a sad thing, but I can't help it if I hear it." The dog, with an open-minded look beyond life and death, faced the sea breeze, walked towards the place where the water and the sky meet, and then flung himself gracefully The soft and long hair is like shooting a Rejoice advertisement: "Visible objects will eventually be destroyed, and all substances in the universe are no exception. I have not broken the law and violated the laws of nature to obtain the right to eternal life. Although I live It has been a long time, and there is only a long but limited life, so one day I will die."

I thought he would play tricks, roll around and fool around, but who would have said these words.He Quan was stunned for a moment, and quickly replayed every day he spent with the dog in his mind. Although the time was short, it was the happiest day in his life.Then the tip of the nose became sour, and the sockets of the eyes turned red.

The dog was also dumbfounded, probably because he didn't expect him to cry for himself, and without a word, he rushed over and threw the person down, licking his eyes that were about to burst: "Why cry, I have lived from ancient times to modern times, according to your rules The age calculation method is more than a billion years old. It is normal for such an old fossil to die, and besides, it is tiring to live for so long, maybe it is a relief to kick your legs."

so long!

What is the concept of more than one billion years, He Quan can't figure it out, but the lonely dog ​​is getting more and more pitiful.

"Get up, take you to the beach for a walk. You can see the rainbow whale spouting water at this point. The splashing rainbow is very spectacular. It has also been rated as one of the top ten romantic scenes in the world that are most suitable for couples to date." The sad atmosphere didn't last long, because the dog didn't allow He Quan to be sad, saying that it would desecrate his noble soul, and that it would be better to die immediately if he was sympathized with by lower creatures.

They went to a beach they had never been before, where there was no fog and the sky was clear.After waiting for a while, groups of huge monsters appeared on the sea not far away.They surfaced and sang deafening whale songs, and the tens of meters high water column shot straight into the sky, leaving a beautiful rainbow in the air.Normally, it would be very exciting to be able to witness such a rare and unheard-of natural wonder, but at this moment, he only thought about the dog: "What do you do that consumes energy?"

Ask clearly, and then prevent him from continuing to shorten his life.

"That was Gal's slip of the tongue, and it has nothing to do with energy at all." The dog shook his head, saying that neither magic nor transformation would affect his health: "I was injured in the abdomen during the battle with the mermaid, maybe you also noticed Yes, the battle is not over, those wounds have completely healed, this is because I changed the speed of cell growth to speed up the repair of the damaged body. In other words, it doesn’t matter how many injuries you get during the battle, because it can heal quickly, but The number of cells is limited, and a side effect of using this talent is shortened lifespan."

"Don't do that again, don't provoke the mermaid." Most of the creatures in this world are not his opponents, so don't worry, it's just the difficult mermaid: "Didn't Gal give you pearl powder, it's like eating that If you can become beautiful, besides, you are already beautiful, so you don’t need to add more beauty, so leave a way for us ordinary-looking people to survive, okay?”

"You talk a lot today, it's really rare." The dog tilted his head, and suddenly moved closer, rubbing his wet nose: "If I say I'm dying, will you be sad?"

"No!" He said stiffly.

"That's good." The dog nodded, relieved, looking at the distance and pretending to be deep: "Long missing is a painful thing, I don't want you to have a bad life."

"You said it as if you were thinking about who was in pain for a long time. Why, is that person Gou Mang?" However, He Quan was an unlucky person, who didn't match the bright sadness of the dog at all, so he changed the subject and fell on the founder of the Guardian of Time. .Afraid that he would not tell the truth, he presented strong evidence: "This name is engraved on the stone wall of the cave, and Gal said that you are his wife."

"Master's real body is beautiful, the little red dragon with wings, it can fly." The dog suddenly covered its face with its front paws wearing pink shoes, and wriggled its waist like waves, obviously not intending to answer , to fool the past.

"Beautiful fart, I've never seen such a fat dragon!" It's a miracle that it can fly.

"You are fat, your whole family is fat, I have a face like a full moon, curved eyebrows and plump cheeks, round pearls and jade, and a plump appearance. What's so good about thin ribs? I am plump and feel first-class. I am warm in winter and cool in summer! "Typhon burst into flames, and when he was about to get angry, he suddenly yelled strangely: "Fuck, I found the golden mermaid again!"

After talking, jump into the sea and start swimming!

Your sister, just said don't provoke the mermaid, then go again, think life is not short enough, right?This time He Quan couldn't stand by and watch, he threw off his shoes twice and jumped down to chase the dog, vowing that he would never be allowed to do anything that would shorten his life.

The mermaid emerged in the shallow sea this time, with a beautiful mermaid with light blue skin but different appearance from other monsters.The two fish snuggle together, their movements coke ambiguously, watching the rainbow whale spout water from a distance.To be honest, the water mist in the sky, the rainbow in the sky, and the legendary creatures are beautiful, and it is really worth watching twice.It's a pity that the dog quickly broke the peace and harmony, and had the urge to fight again.

"Again, it's rare that this frigid king has finally entered the estrus period. Do you dare not disturb other people's mating and reproduction? I'm asking if you've been a widow for too long, and you finally feel itchy and need to find some stimulating satisfaction Kill yourself?" The mermaid also found them, but she didn't do anything, and listening to their conversation, it seems that the two are not just the relationship between the hunter and the prey, but they seem to know each other.

It's just that the current situation is too much to think about. When He Quan approached, he realized that the mermaid's appearance was indeed extraordinary.Different from Typhon's pure beauty, he is very coquettish, but there is no lack of masculine conquest, and he has the power to seduce people's hearts.

"The life and death of the sea monster is none of my business." The dog barked, refusing to give in: "Cut two pieces of meat to make up for me, and I will let you go!"

"Bah!" The mermaid spat, "It's going to be a ball if you're so fat."

He was dismissed as too fat twice within 10 minutes. The dog's face gradually lost its smile, and its facial expression was as stiff as if it had just been injected with too much hyaluronic acid.

"He's just fluffy and not fat at all. But you, isn't it awkward for a man who looks like a shemale!" He Quan caught up and began to protect his shortcomings.Typhon might have been really angry, and he didn't use his old poisonous tongue to retort when someone gave his voice. He just stared at the mermaid with a strong appetite in his eyes, as if he wanted to crush the other party and eat flesh and blood.Fearing that he would fight here and use that kind of strength again, He Quan quickly hugged the dog and climbed onto his back: "I seem to be having a heart attack. Carry me back quickly. The first aid medicine is on the shore."

No matter how much the dog wanted to eat meat, it didn't care about He Quan's life and death. Hearing his heartache, he immediately became nervous, and left a sentence to wait for me before swimming back.The mermaid taunted her from a distance, oops, the fat dog ran away with its tail curled up!

"Don't listen to him, our Typhon is the most beautiful creature in the universe, whether it is in the form of a human, a dog, or a dragon." This mermaid's mouth is really cheap, but why is he also fluent in Chinese? , Is this another world or China?

"Because he is also the guardian of time, of course he can speak the common language." When he asked the question, the dog answered it as a matter of course.

Fuck, are you clamoring to eat government workers? ?After climbing ashore, He Quan had no energy to complain.A wife who intends to eat her deceased husband's subordinates is really a femme fatale.

"Jumang and I are not what you think." For some reason, the dog suddenly began to confess: "I have never had sex with him, and I have never had sex with anyone. Although we are husband and wife, we are only partners in name, typical Political marriage was like a stranger at the beginning. After getting along for hundreds of years, I gradually found that his character and character are worthy of admiration. I respect him, worship him, and rely on him. This is a very complicated relationship that is difficult to explain. Love has nothing to do. But he loves me, but for many reasons I have been rejecting his love, until he Nirvana began to regret. He disappeared from my side, this is the end of every high-dimensional creature, but not the final end. I searched Gou Mang for more than 1000 years after his death for his new energy aggregate, which is what humans call reincarnation. But he doesn't remember me, always dies before me, and always dies before we fall in love. The pair It's too cruel for me, it's like punishing me for refusing to accept him..."

"Then...you found him again now?" He Quan's throat tightened suddenly, afraid of hearing the truth next.

"Your Excellency, you don't intend to use energy again." At the critical moment, Gal appeared and tried to persuade: "Please stop doing stupid things, you only have 9 years of life left."