Survival Guide Killing People

It really is the knight who helped the meat!

While being surprised, he didn't miss two key details—first, Typhon should have a high social status here, and he doesn't just wander around the edge of the coast as he said, and doesn't deal with other races.Because it takes a lot of heroic feats to become legendary in order to be known to everyone.Second, when I was in a coma, I was taken by a dog to do entry records. This matter is under the control of the Guardians of Time, which means that they will monitor all creatures in this world. Isn't his privacy completely exposed?

"What do you know about me?" The knight looked polite and harmless to humans and animals, but his identity was terrifying.

"Height, weight, appearance, blood type, race, health, etc." Perhaps seeing his resistance, Gal quickly explained: "These data are all provided by that adult, we are only responsible for making records, without in-depth inspection, let alone offending You. The coastline is the private territory of adults, and the time guardians will not peep, please rest assured."

It's almost there!

After dispelling his worries, He Quan soon discovered that although Gal was not respectful to him, he respected him very much, and he spoke and behaved kindly and enthusiastically, which probably had something to do with being taken care of by Typhon.With such a strong labor force in front of us, it was useless, and he simply proposed to collect ingredients together, and the other party immediately agreed, and he was very capable.

The Void Warehouse is basically a plug-in existence. With it, there is no need to worry about transportation problems, and it is not limited by the size and weight of items.With the help of magic, you don't even need to do it yourself to sort and collect various edible fruits and vegetables.He Quan's goal is mainly on ingredients that can be stored for ten days and a half months or even longer without spoiling. He has stocked a lot of sweet potatoes, pomelo fruits, coconuts and various nuts.

They quickly gathered enough food to last for a month, and they also hunted two deer.

"I want to visit that lord, but he doesn't like to be disturbed very much, so..." The knight asked a little embarrassedly: "If he gets angry, please help calm him down, at least don't dismember me on the spot."

He actually counted on me, and I was often beaten and kicked by him, okay?He Quan roared inwardly, still expressing that he would do his best to appease the dog, and the knight heaved a sigh of relief. The two rode on their horses and galloped towards the cave. On the way, he couldn't help but curiously asked the question in his heart: "Why would you speak Mandarin?"

The fleshy Chinese was taught by my grandmother. Because the traveler from China is isolated and has no relatives, confidantes and friends, it is understandable to popularize the language of his hometown in a different world and increase his companions.But the time guardian in front of him doesn't look like a resident of the earth from any angle. Could it be that they are still like civil servants and need to master a few foreign languages ​​to be assessed and employed?

Faced with the question, Gal did not hide it, but said generously: "Because the founder of the organization Guardians of Time is from the Chinese mainland, he gathered many supernatural beings together and endowed us with a sacred and great mission. In order to facilitate communication , Chinese has become a common language. Of course, the Chinese we speak is different from the modern Chinese you learn, and it is closer to classical Chinese. The adult came back here 20 years ago and said that we are too old-fashioned and polite, and it is not fun at all. So I set up a Spartan devil cram school to force everyone to be like this. They also opened the door of time and let us take turns to experience the life of a modern city. To be honest, human society is really a mess, full of pollution, air and poisonous gas Same, I don’t know how you survived.”

Environmental pollution has become a major problem facing all countries. Even towns and villages rarely have pure mountains and rivers. People living in this world must not adapt to the earth.But the crux of the problem is not here, what is the background of the founder?Gal's choice of words is very strange. He didn't mention China, but the Chinese mainland, which shows that the age is long.

"The founder? Can you tell me about him?" It should have happened thousands of years ago, and the name on the stone wall appeared in He Quan's mind again.

"I don't know much, because he died before I joined the Guardians of Time. In fact, it is not correct to say that he is dead. According to the law of immortality, he just changes his own form and exists in another form." Universe The substances in the universe always maintain a stable state. When one kind of substance disappears, another kind of substance will inevitably appear again.Of course, He Quan couldn't understand and wasn't interested in such abstruse, so he just wanted to know what that person's name was and whether it had anything to do with Typhon.

"His name is Jumang, and he is the god who represents spring and is in charge of all plants." Unlike Typhon's firm refusal to admit the existence of gods, Gal said the word easily.However, the pronunciation of the name in his mouth was different from what He Quan understood, so he didn't match the name right away.

dog busy?Who is so boring to come up with such a name!

"It's like this when written in Chinese characters. The sentence is a polyphonic word. When it is pronounced here, it also means the fist-shaped shoots that grow when the vegetation first grows." Probably guessing that he misunderstood, the knight patiently explained, and finally talked too much. Let go of a big gossip: "I heard that he is the husband of that adult, but it's a long time ago, so I don't know if it's true or not."

"What!?" He Quan didn't hear clearly.

"I said, the boss of our organization is the legal spouse of that adult. This world has always had more males than females. In order to allow too many male males to reproduce offspring, Jumang created a plant that can replace The mother's womb gives birth to the next generation, so many people here choose the same sex as their partner. There is no way, who says that women are rare and precious, and their status is very high. It is not easy to see them at ordinary times. "Riding a horse is of course faster than walking with a load. Much, soon came down the mountain.After walking a few more steps, we will reach home, but He Quan refuses to move.He didn't want to face the dog before he figured out the relationship, but the knight kept talking about the matrilineal society, patriarchal and feminist, and so on.

Unable to bear it, he could only interrupt him very impolitely: "You said Goumun is Typhon's husband?"

That self-centered bitch who is so arrogant that he will never obey anyone, is he willing to subdue others and be his wife?How can it be!

"Damn it, where did you die, you disobedient slave, I'm so hungry, why don't you come up and cook for me!" A roar interrupted the conversation, and the dog ran out angrily, only to find the old man who had been waiting for a long time The man sat on some light-bulb horse, his hairs bristling with rage.Without saying a word, he jumped down from the middle of the mountain, first kicked He Quan and kicked him off the horse, then bit the knight's helmet in one bite, and gnawed on his forehead.

"Your Excellency, please be gentle, it really hurts." Gal was bleeding profusely, but he didn't dare to resist, and had to put on a reasonable posture to let the dog bite.

The dog bit and kicked him seventeen or eight times, but he still couldn't let go of his hatred. Finally, he squatted on the back of the beaten knight and interrogated He Quan: "Say, what are you doing? Did you do anything to be sorry for me? Strict resistance is even stricter!"

"I'm afraid you'll wake up hungry, so I'm going to help you find something to eat. Gal passed by and helped me bring the food back." He Quan climbed up, clutching his painful waist, and he was strict even if he confessed to it.

"I'm lying, you lied to me while riding on someone else's horse, you unruly man." Being wronged and accused of unwarranted crimes, one should be angry, but listening to the dog's futile complaints, it is simply He laughed back angrily.If it weren't for the presence of outsiders, he would probably hold the dog in his arms to comfort him, and then say a ridiculous line - you annoying little fairy!

"Your Excellency, if the bleeding doesn't stop, I'm going to collapse and die." Gal, who was treated as a human cushion, finally couldn't help but whispered something, but he didn't look at him, and swept his tail, the bleeding became bigger and spurted, and the injury worsened. hurt.Originally, with He Quan's personality, he should be able to persuade the fight, but he hated the knight for saying that Typhon was someone else's wife, so he just sat by and watched the show.

After the dog bullied enough, he asked, "Name, who is the immediate supervisor?"

"I'm Garth Coran Sabidibis, the guard knight captain of the No.13 Knights of the Time Guardians, and I'm under the management of Ms. Suina." Gal reported himself, and said a lot of flattering words, such as your lord The hair is really one in a million, and your punching posture is simply tall and mighty and unparalleled, and Tifeng's nose is so tall.But the nature of a dog is to listen to flowers and listen, and the venomous tongue is unambiguous at all: "Isn't it just a gunman, who gave you permission to trespass on my territory without authorization. You fouled first, and I killed you before biting It's not a big deal to kill your female leader."

"He seems to be looking for meat." Seeing the fierce look in the dog's eyes, He Quan felt that something might really happen if he didn't make a sound to stop it, so he quickly helped explain.

Unexpectedly, the knight shook his head before going down the steps: "Actually, the only purpose of my coming here is to see your demeanor. In addition, I will also present you with a suit made of pink shark skin with the ultimate body shaping function and a deep-sea giant black beauty product. Pearl powder."

"Isn't the pink shark extinct! This is a good thing that is warm in winter and cool in summer. Wearing it can increase body fragrance and shape your body. No matter how much you eat, you won't get fat!" The dog was full of joy, and finally moved his buttocks away. The bloody knight got up in embarrassment and took out a cute dog suit.It consists of a small dress, a sweet hat and four small shoes.The color is pink and tender, with beautiful white lines and many white gauze decorations, exuding a natural fragrance.

"It's the real thing. You're a pretty fish, you're quite discerning." The dog circled around the clothes, then picked it up and ran to He Quan: "Quick, put it on for me!"

"Would it be uncomfortable to wear it?" He Quan was a little hesitant, but the dog's eyes sparkled, and he insisted on dressing himself up as a poodle.When he was done, he took a few steps proudly, intoxicated by his beauty.While he had no time to take care of other things, He Quan was going to go to the cave to get hemostatic medicine to bandage the knight.He went there for at most 10 minutes, and when he came back, both the person and the dog were gone. After searching for a long time, he found it at the beach.

They seem to be talking.

He Quan listened to it from a distance, and was so startled that his heart almost stopped.Gall said: "Your Excellency, you are weaker than the last time I saw you. If you continue to use your strength, your few remaining lifespans will soon be exhausted."