An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

Chi Wuai woke up from the chair rubbing his eyes and yawned. In order to make a perfect graduation movie, he has been hanging on the Internet for several days and tried many new online jobs.And the network anchor is what he is doing today, but in the middle of the live broadcast, he was really sleepy, so he randomly found a classic football game from the past and showed it to the audience, while sitting in front of the chair Started to sleep.

He originally thought that almost everyone would run away when he woke up, but he didn't expect that there were more people in the live broadcast room than before he fell asleep! ! !I really can't understand how boring these people are. They actually spent two or three hours watching people sleep. It's fine if they are beautiful women. What's so good about a rough old man?

Chi Wuai yawned and crawled to the computer desk, and saw the chat screen being refreshed at first glance, and many viewers exclaimed [I finally waited until the anchor woke up, ahaha! 】【I haven't counted the nose hairs yet!Lie back!sleep again! ] "..." How boring are you all? !Chi Wuai was sweating profusely, and glanced at the other videos on the homepage, wanting to see what other anchors she could do besides singing and telling jokes.

So, at the first glance, he saw the only live broadcast room in pink font on the leaderboard.On station D, in order to allow different audience groups to quickly find their favorite live broadcast room, after going to the homepage, the live broadcast room will change with different font effects according to the gender of the audience.

Bold blue fonts represent more male audiences, while pink fonts represent a large number of female audiences.

However, since most of the anchors on station D are girls, girls seldom come to the live broadcast area to hang out.Suddenly seeing such a live broadcast room with many girls paying attention, Chi Wuai couldn't help being surprised, and clicked on the live broadcast room of "Mr. Barr 82" out of curiosity.

So, the first thing Chi Wuai said to the microphone after waking up was, "Eh?! Look next door, there's someone cooking live?! It's too weird!"

【Are you qualified to say that about others? ! 】

[Anchor, don't make trouble, no one can shake your wonderful throne. 】Looking more carefully, Chi Wuai was surprised to find that what the anchor next door was throwing into the pot was G brand chocolate known as "Rolls Royce of chocolates"!

"Fuck! Σ(°△°|||)" Chi Wuai couldn't close her legs in shock, "Using tonic beef, G brand chocolate, and Lei brand white wine! Don't waste food!!!"

When the dicks in the live broadcast room of "Call Me Xiaoshuaishuai" haven't understood what their anchors are talking about, the girls next door have already understood Lin Ha's meal with the help of some Copti. How much is the steak worth...

Under the impact of the high price, the audience finally stopped pointing all their guns at Lin Ha's hidden face, and several waves of different comments quickly built tall buildings.

[Let go of that steak and let me do it! 】

[Don't throw the whole chocolate into the pot!Melting into chocolate sauce!I beg you! 】This type is a real foodie who mourns for food.

[Five months' salary was ruined by the anchor! 】

[Two years of lucky money was ruined by the anchor! 】

[Upstairs said two years of New Year's money, the real rich don't explain it! 】

[Your sister, you are nothing compared to the anchor! 】

These are all kneeling and licking because of the price of ingredients.

Of course, there are some particularly strong associative abilities, such as:

[Chocolate red wine steak... Hehe, I think of the "Chocolate Spicy Beef Mooncake" that pushed Wuren off the altar this Mid-Autumn Festival this year. 】【The Big Five Ren faction is here, who dares to hack my Five Ren! 】

[The anchor said that the house was borrowed from a friend... I really want to know what will happen when my friend comes back and sees the ingredients in the refrigerator being made into this handsome appearance by the anchor? 】【Eat the anchor! (^o^)/～”]

[It must be paid in flesh! ! ! 】

All kinds of comments on the screen were cheerful, but Lin Ha focused on looking at the steak in the pot, and couldn't help but wonder, "Ah, why do these chocolates still look like pieces, and haven't melted into sauce?"

[Because you threw the whole piece after turning off the fire! 】

[It is said that others poured chocolate sauce! 】

Lin Ha scratched his chin and took a deep breath, "Well...forget it, let's leave it at that. Anyway, it's as good as eating it in your stomach."

[It's not the same at all! 】

【Anchor!Cosmic Nutrient Solution is for you!It's the same as long as you drink it! 】In short, every sentence of Lin Ha has a groove that cannot be ignored, and a large group of audiences are so anxious that they want to cry without tears.

Finally, when Lin Ha brought a whole plate of steak covered with thick chocolate to the dining table, and only showed half of his small face to try it again, the audience at the other end of the live broadcast room covered their faces and dared not watch.

You raised the camera up a little bit!It's really worrying that such a stupid and cute child can only be supported by rich families! ! !

But for Lin Ha, who doesn't have much talent in cooking, and is even suspected of intentionally sabotaging in order to gain high ratings, this steak that looks more like "chocolate-covered beef" is far from the last "stir-fry" Matsutake caviar" comes according to the destructive.

Picking up the knife and fork, Lin Ha used a standard posture to cut the steak... He couldn't cut it, "Hey, it seems that the inside is not cooked yet... the outside is burnt..."

[Steaks that thick are enough to make six or seven steaks in other restaurants, and you don’t even need to cut them. 】【I already guessed it! 】

[Happy to hear and see! 】

"Forget it, let's eat chocolate first, chocolate is still delicious!" Lin Ha gave up the almost raw beef inside, and decided to cut the beef back into the pot for a while before continuing to eat.

So Lin Ha scooped up a half-melted "Rolls Royce of the Chocolate World" with a spoon and stuffed it into his mouth, "Well... this taste..."

The audience eagerly waited for Lin Hana's unfinished comment, because everyone had a hunch that it must be a particularly indescribable strange taste! ! !

Sure enough, after swallowing the first piece of chocolate, Lin Ha pursed his lower lip a little aggrieved, "It's so strange, it smells like red wine, but it's not as sweet as wine chocolate, there is a kind of red wine that is sour , The feeling of bitter chocolate, how could this be?"

[Hehe, you ask us, who do we ask? 】

In short, under the helpless complaints from the audience and all kinds of strange puzzles from the host, Lin Ha spent an entire hour and a half finally licking up the very unpalatable steak that didn't even have any sauce left.

Once again, the audience sighed, this is really a "good young man who loves to cook and does not waste food", and is moved in the new century!

Young Master Lin, who was also moved by himself, rubbed his stomach, and closed the live broadcast room in satisfaction. Looking at the number of fans that had quadrupled during the live broadcast, he felt that it was worth it no matter how full he was.Now as long as it can increase his faith, let alone eat steak, he can eat batteries!

Lin Ha made up his mind and swore to the sky in front of the floor-to-ceiling glass windows with his bulging belly that the days of rushing back to the top will start today! ! !

But in less than a day, Lin Ha withered again.

Master Lin bit the toilet paper in his mouth and squatted on the toilet in pain. Although he closed all the cheats, but with his iron stomach, he would never spend the whole night with a piece of beef, a box of chocolates and a glass of red wine. Unless...someone drugged him.

Recalling the whole moving process again, Lin Ha finally discovered two fatal keys!

Clothes and daily necessities were all taken away, so how could such a big "blood book" be left on the table?

The "blood book" has a strong smell of blood, and it looks like it used a lot of "blood"!And the steak in the refrigerator was obviously processed, although there was still some blood on it, but no amount of it was enough to write a "blood book"!

This is simply a trick set up for him! ! !Even Li Siming's move to leave with that piece of paper may have been deliberately done to make him guess that he could succeed in making the owner relax his vigilance!

"Yan Qiao, you bastard! Whether you make it or not, I have a strong relationship with Hades and King Yama! You have the guts not to die, even if you are a half-breed, after you die, I will have a way to let the brothers take care of you!" You toss into scum!" Lin Ha said with tears on his face, he really shouldn't believe that Yan Qiao, Shen Jingbing, would kindly help him!

"Woooooo! Cousin, your old rival is bullying me again while you are away!"