An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

Lin Ha didn't want to comment on Yan Qiao, so he summed it up in one sentence: Welcome to Nanshan Hospital, which specializes in treating all kinds of convulsions.Thinking of this guy, Lin Ha couldn't help reflexively, trembling...

Although living in Shenjingbing's house made Lin Ha feel less happy, Lin Ha felt that since the other party could ask Li Siming to help him with errands, he probably wouldn't appear in front of him in the short term.

Shrugging indifferently, Lin Ha sat back on the sofa and studied his "The Exorcist".

Since humans have mastered technology, the belief value of the gods of hell has declined significantly.From Emperor Fengdu and King Yama in the east to Hades and Osiris in the west, almost no one was spared. Even if there were occasional one or two periods of time to increase a little faith, the downward trend could not be stopped in the end.

Except for one guy, Pazuzu.

Who is Pazuzu?Looking back thousands of years ago, whether it was when Baal was in the sky or when he was living in hell, he had never heard of this name.So when this name became the upstart of hell three or 40 years ago, Barr only thought that this guy was a certain god who appeared in the mythological systems he was not familiar with in Northern Europe and North America...

So when Lin Ha decided to "increase income and reduce expenditure" to develop Protestants, he specifically checked the information about Pazuzu, wanting to see how the other party increased his faith, and whether there is anything to learn from... …

And just after this investigation, Lin Ha almost didn't vomit blood.

The earliest source of the name Pazuzu on the Internet can be traced back to "The Exorcist". At the beginning of this movie, a priest who studies archeology dug up a statue of the evil god Pazuzu in the ancient city of Nineveh. Then some ominous signs began to appear.At the same time, in the distant city of NY, a little girl was possessed by an evil spirit...

Regardless of how far the distance between Nineveh and NY City is, how unreasonable it is for Pazuzu to go all the way to NY City instead of collecting materials from nearby Nineveh...

Just look at a place name, Nineveh!Read it again, Nineveh!One last time, it's really not a lie, Nineveh!

Question: Where is Nineveh?

Nineveh, located on the east bank of the upper reaches of the Tigris River, is one of the most important city-states in the Sumerian civilization...

Ask again: Who is the patron saint of Nineveh?

Sumerian greatest goddess Inanna, also known as Ishtar, also known as Nina (ni-na).The name Nineveh is derived from a variant of Inanna's Gusem alias, Nina.For the same reason, refer to Athens and its patron goddess Athena.

Three questions: Who is Inanna?

She is the most powerful goddess in Sumer!When fighting, she is a super shrew who yells "I want to fight a hundred"!It's Barr's sister with the same father and mother! ! !

Nima!If you dare to bury a god statue in my sister's city-state, then no matter how you look at it, it is the subordinate god under my sister's hands!Nima!Will I not recognize my sister's subordinate god? !What a joke, I don't remember such a fetish at all, is it made up now? !

Looking through the archaeological data...there really are!The disease that spreads the disease... the disease...

Ha, ha ha... Lin Ha raised his head and looked into the distance, his eyes penetrated the medium layer, just like he looked at the sentient beings following him when he was ranked first among the "great gods" back then...

My eyes passed through the "gods", crossed the "demigod heroes", bypassed the "good spirits", and finally stopped at the gap between the "devil" and human beings... separated by so many gods and demigods, I How could it be possible to know that there is such a small and weak idiot in my hometown!

Wait a moment!This idiot is worth more than my popularity in hell right now!Just because of a movie!Frustrated, Lin Ha bent forward and beat the ground... ORZ... That feeling was hundreds of times worse than being robbed of a small house by a birdman.On the screen, the head of the possessed little girl automatically rotated 360°, and suddenly froze on a grinning picture, like a kind of irony.

In just one movie, a small illness that was almost disappearing was promoted to the height of evil gods. Even the second, third and prequels of "The Exorcist" later had nothing to do with Pazuzu, but Because the first part is too classic, every time a new work appears, people can’t help but compare it with the old one, and the result of each comparison is that the first part is really, really good, the boss of the first part It's really, really awesome, so... Pazuzu's faith power has increased time and time again.

Look at the Greek-themed comic "S Fighter" on the ground. Since this comic, Hades's faith hasn't declined particularly sharply.And after he ascended to the throne of "God with the most female votes", the appearance of the king of the underworld has undergone earth-shaking changes. He has completely reversed his growth from a grim bearded man with a sullen face to a cold, handsome young man with a sullen face. , more and more male gods can't control the trend after seeing them! ! !

If it is carefully calculated and calculated, the other gods who occasionally rose a little seem to have just happened to encounter some literary creation or film and television creation related to them.

Do you want to write a novel with himself as the main character?Lin Ha stroked his chin and narrowed his eyes, grabbed a handful of popcorn buckets on the sofa and stuffed them into his mouth.

Well, that's a good idea!It can be implemented!But for now... fill your stomach first!Only when you are full can you work hard!

Lin Ha got up from the ground and went to the kitchen to look for food.In the days when the Song family was used to opening his mouth and stretching out his clothes for meals, he didn't realize at all, how could someone prepare food for him in advance in the newly moved house? !

But fortunately, Yan Qiao is a deep well. After learning that Lin Ha was going to move out of Song's house, he immediately found someone to drive the lover who was originally staying in this room to another place, and made room for Lin Ha. .Almost all the clothes and daily necessities were cleared out, but the food in the refrigerator was forgotten.

So, as soon as Lin Ha opened the refrigerator, he saw the tool used to commit the "blood note", a whole piece of fresh, thick, top-quality steak with clear texture!

steak! ! !favorite! ! !And chocolate!wine!All are good brands and vintages!

Lin Ha clapped his palms, his eyes were staring at the steak, and his mouth was completely drooling.He decided, he was going to cook this steak! ! !

So an hour later, a new video appeared on the live broadcast room page of station D, "Live broadcast: To celebrate the relocation of the new house, let's have a chocolate steak!"

As soon as Lin Ha turned on the camera, several people entered the live broadcast room immediately, and the chat screen on the right, which is different from the barrage, quickly refreshed the conversations of the audience.

"I read that right! It's Mr. 82's live broadcast!"

"There's no advance notice! I wouldn't have known if I hadn't paid attention to the reminder! 82 Jun's bad review!"

"Where is the host's face! Why do you still only have hands! Mr. 82, quickly show your little face and let my sister see it."

Show your face?Lin Ha, who was about to introduce the steak like his other food videos, glanced at the other live broadcast rooms by the way. Every live broadcast room, no matter how beautiful or ugly, was full of big heads of every anchor.There was even a weird guy sleeping in the live broadcast! More than 3000 people squatted in the live broadcast room, chatting while watching the anchor snoring, and the high-definition camera clearly captured the trembling nose hairs in the anchor's nose...

It seems that you should show your face!Lin Ha nodded, stretched out his hand to adjust the camera, and greeted everyone towards the camera.In an instant, the screen exploded! ! !

"The promised dead house! The face just now is unscientific!"

"Who wants to see the steak! What about the face! Turn the camera back!"

"Wait! Look at the texture, this is a top-quality quinine beef steak! Don't waste the food, the host!"

"Fuck off the foodie upstairs, I want to see the host's face!"

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Until Lin Ha finished introducing all the ingredients to be used and threw the whole piece of beef into the pot, the live broadcast room was still asking Lin Ha to continue to show his face.There are even many loyal fans of Lin Ha who threw rotten eggs because they came too late and didn't see Lin Ha's appearance, but the number is really poor compared to the flowers piled up for Lin Ha to show his face again Too far.

So soon, the real-time leaderboard on the sub-page of the live broadcast room of station D was refreshed with an anchor doing dark cooking by himself. He didn't communicate with the audience very much and didn't ask the audience to vote. The strange live broadcast room with red envelopes and rotten eggs, and the strange flower who slept with the live broadcast are also known as the strange event of Station D on PP Day, OO, XX.