An artist who doesn't work hard to code is not a good devil

Lin Ha scolded Yan Qiao on the toilet for a whole day, and when he finished writing what he could and could not, Lin Ha stood up limply, washed his hands and wiped his face, the face in the mirror...

The outline is more vivid than before, and the complexion is not as pale as the patient's, but very rosy. I don't know if it's an illusion. Lin Ha even feels that his eyelashes are longer than before, making his eyes black and white. clearer.Seeing this, my mother would definitely pick up Lin Ha's collar and ask, what beauty products did the brat use at night, hand it over!

Hehehe...Thanks to the new fans for their faith in me! ! !Lin Ha tilted his head and showed a bleak Curator Jin smile.It was originally a happy thing, but when I think of the drugged beef, I really can't enjoy it at all.

Moreover, the increased belief power through video and live broadcast can increase Lin Ha's belief power, maintain his daily life, and even change some of his appearance, but these are only the audience's attitude towards Lin Ha and "Bar 82 Lord" favorite.They only regarded Lin Ha as a person, not as a god.Therefore, these beliefs have absolutely no effect on Lin Ha's divine needs.

Sure enough, we still need to find something to spread!After swallowing a few more antidiarrheals, Lin Ha put a few more cushions on the sofa, then took his laptop and sat down.

From the perspective of age, the older people are, the more fixed their beliefs are and the less likely they are to change. Therefore, it is far easier to obtain new beliefs from people over 35 than from people in their teens and 20s.

For young people in their teens and 20s in Huaguo, there are only two kinds of works that are most accessible and acceptable, novels and comics.

The comics have long been dominated by the Neon Kingdom. Although the recent Guoman has become more and more rising, it is still a bit weak in comparison.Lin Ha's drawing skills are not bad, he never draws less drawings and data when researching rockets.But coloring and drawing are too troublesome, and besides, comics need to be pasted with dots, and he doesn't know how to do dots at all!

So after thinking about it, Lin Ha had no choice but to open the novel page of "Website Navigation", wanting to see which website is more suitable for writing and posting.It is very important to know that publishing an article on a suitable website is like posting a romantic CEO article to an upgraded novel website. It will never become popular, and readers may complain that the author is sick.

The rankings of the novel websites are respectively arranged: Endpoint, Zonghe, Hongxiu, Xiangxiang Academy and JJ.com...

Lin Ha first kicked off romance websites like Hongxiu and Xiangxiang. He originally wanted to choose one of the two websites to post articles, but when Lin Ha wanted to register an author account, he Sudden hesitation... Gods are a group of unscrupulous guys. Although the harem situation of one man and N women is not uncommon, many guys actually eat both men and women! ! !

If there are men and women, it seems that it is not suitable to post at the end, vertical and upward!

Lin Ha swallowed his saliva, silently closed the Diandian website, and then clicked on the "jj Literature City" whose name was very consistent with the style of the website. JJ.com has always been famous for its coquettish moves, YD brains, and twitching background system, but because it is usually too coquettish and YD, it unfortunately attracted Zong Ju's attention in the first half of this year. As a result, he was banned from describing "below the neck".Coupled with several big sweepstakes, the number of clicks and subscriptions on the website has dropped severely, and it almost fell out of the top five novel websites.

However, fortunately, the readers of JJ.com are very dedicated, and the writers are all stubborn. After a summer vacation, jj.com has gradually recovered.

Lin Ha took a look at the homepage classification of JJ.com, where romance and non-romance stand on half of the country.Writing on this website should be easier for readers to accept!

Well, let's do this!Lin Ha immediately registered an account to apply to become an author after confirming, and clicked on "publish new article" while the iron was hot.

In addition to the things that must be filled in on the publication page, such as the title of the work and the introduction of the work, there are also some options that Lin Ha can't understand, such as sexual orientation... romance, pure love, lily, female queen, no cp...

What about all sexual orientations? !Lin Ha bit his lip and blinked innocently, why can't he give an option of "all of the above"!It is too unprofessional not to put any options for this kind of multiple-choice questions!

Why!Lin Ha sighed, and struggled for a long time on the question of whether to find someone to hack the website and add an option by himself, but in the end he could only compromise, and chose the last option: no cp (mainly plot, no emotional line).

After passing this level, Lin Ha originally thought that the problem had been solved, but he didn't expect that there would be something like "novel type" and "article style" to choose from later!

Since you want to write a mythological novel, it must be a story connected in series, and all styles and genres will definitely be involved!

Can't really add an "have all" option?

After one, two, but three, Lin Ha finally picked up his mobile phone and dialed the number of the hacker friend in order not to let himself continue to struggle.

So more than ten minutes later, accompanied by daily convulsions, a novel with very strange characteristics appeared on JJ.com: Sexuality: All, Theme: All, Style: All...

Lin Ha looked at his unique new label and nodded in satisfaction. He didn't realize that the website's labels were actually linked to various lists on the website, and his labels didn't exist in the first place. It is in the database of the website, so it will not be associated with any list.

In other words, if there is no manual ranking by the editor, Lin Ha's article will never appear on any list of the website, will not have any exposure, and will not attract any readers! ! !And for the editors in high schools, who has the time to care about a novel that can't attract readers! !

It's just that Lin Ha, who doesn't know what wrong he has done at this moment, is typing on the keyboard, trying hard but ignorantly imagining that he will increase his followers, increase his followers and increase his followers again.

***

In the distant eternity, there was a god named An Qi. As the most powerful god in this world, he was very lonely. All for two.So Anqi disappeared, and on Anqi's body were born the great heavenly god Anu and the great goddess Qi.

Together they happily made two children, Enki, the water god, and Enlil, the wind god.

But despite this, Anu still doesn't like his wife very much. Compared with his wife, he obviously prefers the gold that is buried deep in the ground and glistens with golden light.

After the eldest son Enki found out, he dug up fifty tons of gold and sent it to Anu.Anu was very happy, so he put Enki on his tent bed, slept with Enki, and gave Enki the position of king of the gods.

But not long after, the youngest son Enlil got the news.So he decisively found a helper to dig up [-] tons of gold and sent it to Anu.Anu was very happy again, and this time he made a decisive decision, kicked Enki out of bed, picked up his youngest son and put him on the bed of the sky again, and slept with him from then on, and The throne of god-king originally given to Enki was transferred to Enlil.