Diary of the poisonous brother

The night was getting darker, and the lights on the street were getting less and less. Qi Qiandie, who was standing in front of the window, raised her head and saw that there were no stars and no moon tonight. Occasionally, a gust of cool wind would blow, bringing a gust of goodness in the air. Smell of flowers.

Qi Qiandie lowered her head again, looking straight at the magic-sealing stone standing in the center of the town. The tall stone pillar was uprooted from the ground and shot straight into the sky, which was amazing.

Every time Qi Qiandie looked at the magic sealing stone, Qi Qiandie felt that the sword at his waist was getting hotter, forcing him to lower his head, patted the sword body hard, and said with a low growl: "Why is it so hot? I am in a hurry to save you Qingyuan, don't fill it in! Brother Nuan will throw you in the refrigerator! Let brother think about it first!"

Feeling the burning sensation in her waist gradually disappearing, Qi Qiandie touched her chin, looked at the Sealing Demon Stone with her eyes motionless, patted the blade of the sword after a long time, and said with a serious expression: "Is there any benefit for me to save him? "

After waiting for a long time, she didn't feel anything strange about the sword on her waist. Qi Qiandie tilted her head and smiled slightly, and said softly, "Cut! What conditions are you talking about with a sword? I'm really confused. It's better to talk about it with a sword." Go talk to the people in the Sealing Stone."

Qi Qiandie stepped on the sill of the window, performed the Five Poison Lightness Kung Fu, jumped out of the window lightly under the darkness of night, and landed in a dark alley. run away.

Although monks are prohibited from flying in this small town for safety reasons, firstly, Qi Qiandie uses system skills, which will not cause spiritual fluctuations when flying; secondly, it is also because there are no too high-level monks in the town .

Qi Qiandie made great light work all the way, and flew to the top of the magic sealing stone easily by flying the rock and the wall.

Standing on a high place facing the wind, the strong wind blew Qi Qiandie's black hair into a mess. She lowered her head and looked down at the night view of the town below. The whole town became very small in Qi Qiandie's sight, and the house was like a matchbox , people are like little ants.

"What should I do next?" Qi Qiandie glanced at the sword in her waist, but she didn't respond, and rubbed her eyes again, not daring to look down again.

The top of the Sealing Demon Stone is only more than ten feet wide. If it is on flat ground, the width is also very wide. However, standing on a stone pillar of hundreds of feet, when the wind blows, Qi Qiandie will always have a stone pillar that will immediately blow. The feeling of falling down, he felt like an ant standing on chopsticks.

Not daring to look down, Qi Qiandie could only look at the ground with her feet down-to-earth, "Huh? What is this? It seems to be a formation? Or..."

Qi Qiandie walked to the very center of the Sealing Demon Stone, looked at the pattern drawn with silver lines on the ground, squatted down halfway, stretched out her hand and carefully touched the silver line.

As soon as his finger touched the silver wire, he heard an urgent cry coming from his ear, "Sister-in-law! Did my brother ask you to save me? Sister-in-law! Did my brother finally remember that he has a younger brother by the Daming Lake?"

"Pfft!" Qi Qiandie was startled by the sound, so suddenly she vomited a mouthful of old blood, and "swish" she retracted her hand, this cry... this cry... why does it feel spicy...is it spicy, no Wrong typo, so it’s like the part where Monkey King squats in the belly of Princess Iron Fan in "Journey to the West".

Don't just ruin people's innocence!juvenile!

Because he knew that there was a demon sealed under the magic sealing stone, Qi Qiandie was not fooled by the voice that suddenly came out of his ear, and then there was a plot of "Who? Who is talking", although he heard it at first It's a little unclear, but after thinking about it carefully, I started to vomit blood for three liters... I really don't understand, it's also a demon, why is it so bad?

Yi can recognize his own boy at a glance—although he is the only demon who recognizes himself as a boy at a glance; , the only demon who can recognize that he is not human at a glance, but generally speaking, the average image of the extraterrestrial demons in his heart is still very high in terms of cool and handsome-although the main one who knows Yi Demon, there is no second demon to lower this average.

But why... the second demon is like this?Being crushed under a rock, restrained with talismans, and calling people "sister-in-law" when nothing happened, all these things add up.

Although she didn't see anyone but only heard his voice, Qi Qiandie felt that she couldn't help but say, "You monkey head."

Qi Qiandie took a deep breath and breathed again, after making sure that she would not turn the table over because of the other party's words, she put her finger on the silver wire again.

"Sister-in-law, why are you ignoring me?" A small voice of grievance came into Qi Qiandie's mind through the fingertips, "Did I say something wrong?"

"Don't call me sister-in-law!" Qi Qiandie gritted her teeth and said angrily.

As soon as Qi Qiandie said the words, she touched her forehead with her free hand, why did she always feel that there was something wrong with her words?

"Aren't you my sister-in-law? You're not my sister-in-law. Why do you take my brother's sword?" The voice said in a very aggrieved, pitiful tune, and he almost didn't say "You lied to me, you lied to me, you lied to me".

"Your brother?" Qi Qiandie glanced at the sword at his waist, "Are you Yi's younger brother?"

Dude, don't tease me, it doesn't sound like it at all.

"Yes, sister-in-law. Did brother tell you about me? Did you tell me that I'm handsome, majestic, cute, and..."

"Shut up! Annoying!" Qi Qiandie interrupted the other party viciously. He always understood why in Fuyao's story, the righteous friends appeared in groups, while the evil friends appeared in groups. Is alone.

Originally Qi Qiandie thought this was a sad story of a 25-player PVE lonely villain after clearing up all the mobs, but after hearing a few words from this guy, Qi Qiandie felt that maybe the villain would be alone and Not without reason.

After listening to a few words, Laozi has the urge to stuff his mouth with a stinky sock and sew it up with thread, not to mention those demon kings who have been with this guy all year round.

Manually give the demons some wax.

"It seems that my brother must often talk about you with his sister-in-law, otherwise you wouldn't know his catchphrase, and he usually says the same about me."

"His catchphrase... I just said... uh..." Shut up?bother?

Young man, it seems that your brother really left you by the Daming Lake and didn't plan to take care of you. Otherwise, why didn't he save you after I rescued him?

Qi Qiandie subconsciously touched the sword on her waist, should she save this guy?This guy is so unpopular, would he go out of his way to rescue him, and then be called "nosy" by Yi?

"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, what are you thinking? Don't ignore me! Huh... I haven't talked to anyone for more than 1000 years. Seeing my sister-in-law today is inevitable..."

"I'm not your sister-in-law! If you call me sister-in-law again, believe it or not, I'll cut you off!" Qi Qiandie said murderously, how could he be dragged into sex with a good man?

If you are gay, you are gay, why is it still... sister-in-law?Who the hell is your sister-in-law?Brother is attacking!

"What is it if you are not sister-in-law? You are holding my brother's sword, how could you not be my sister-in-law?"

"Who said that holding your brother's sword must be your sister-in-law?" Qi Qiandie tilted her head angrily, looking at the sword hanging around her waist. It's all your fault. If I knew it, I wouldn't accept it. is you.

"If you take my brother's sword, of course it belongs to my brother! My brother's man, of course, is my sister-in-law! My brother said that only he and his wife can move his sword, and no one else..."

"When your brother said that, were you putting your claws on his sword, then drooling at his sword, and wanting this sword too much." Qi Qiandie interrupted the other party angrily.

"Yeah? How do you know? Sister-in-law, you are so smart! You really deserve to be my sister-in-law." The big villain who called himself "Liang" said in a very happy and joyful voice.

"Guess!" Qi Qiandie turned her head silently. If it was my younger brother who dared to touch things like this and drool over all my logistics, he would have chopped off his claws to make chicken feet with pickled peppers, "Whoever you believe? I don’t believe you, you’re really not your sister-in-law.” Qi Qiandie thought for a while, and felt that it was not convincing at all to just say that, so she added another sentence... a line that made him regret it, and wished that time could pass, " You see I am so small, would your brother like me like this?"

What Qi Qiandie originally wanted to say was that my brother is very young and young, which doesn't fit your brother's tens of thousands of years old gang cuisine, so don't just play along with him casually.

"What you said is also reasonable. It is indeed too small. My brother probably doesn't like it. But it doesn't matter, it will grow bigger after rubbing it."

If you rub it, it will grow bigger. Can I pretend that I don't understand?

Qi Qiandie wept silently in her heart. She just wanted to let Liang Mowang have something to say and fart quickly. After letting him go back to sleep, he heard the other party call again, "Niece!"

"Big... big niece?" Qi Qiandie staggered and almost fell to the ground.

What kind of brainstorming is this?

"You took my brother's sword, but it's not my brother's daughter-in-law, of course it's my brother's daughter." Listening to the voice of Liang Demon King speaking in a tone similar to "human with fish lips", the corners of Qi Qiandie's mouth could not help It's crooked again.

"You are so smart!" Qi Qiandie said in a mocking tone.

"That's necessary. My brother is your father, and he also said that I am the most intelligent and agile cutie in the devil world." I don't know if I didn't hear it, or if I didn't hear it, the voice of Liang Demon King seemed very happy. , "Niece, hurry up, call uncle to listen."

"Hehe...Uncle..." After Qi Qiandie called out, he immediately sucked in a breath of air.

Why is this Uncle Mao called, does it feel like traveling directly from the set of "Journey to the West" to the set of "Water Margin"?When Pan Jinlian called Wu Song "Uncle", that was his tone.

"Uncle, don't talk about this, let's talk about how to rescue you." Qi Qiandie shook her head, shaking off the disharmonious thoughts in her mind, "Also, if I rescue you, can you give me What's the benefit?"

"Benefits! The family still wants benefits from me? Go find your father!" Bright Demon King screamed, the voice was so sharp that it almost deafened Qi Qiandie's ears.

"My brother is still clear about it, not to mention that I am a niece. As an elder, when we meet for the first time, it's fine if you don't give your niece a red envelope as a meeting gift, but you still let your niece pay you instead? Don't be ashamed!" Qi Qian The more Die spoke, the more smoothly he spoke. As he talked, he suddenly felt that being a relative of the younger generation is not bad, at least he can sell the petty petty things and commit crimes by taking advantage of them.

As for what will happen to Demon King Yi after he knows this?

Qi Qiandie suddenly felt a gust of cool wind blowing down the little chrysanthemum into her stomach, and in a trance, the words "strong man" were beckoning to herself.

"You are such a trouble! How about this, I have a mustard space, if you rescue me, I will give it to you." Bright Demon King said angrily.

"I have the Mustard Space, too?" Qi Qiandie said with a flip of her wrist, revealing her "Little Floating Island".

"Cut! You have the nerve to call it the mustard space? It's just a high-end storage bag at best." Bright Demon King sneered contemptuously.

"I rescued you, what's your plan? It won't be the same as your brother last time. You don't recognize people when you put on clothes, pat your butt and run away?" Qi Qiandie thinks that the matter of the mustard space can be put in While talking, the key point is whether this scumbag, the Bright Demon King, will take himself with him when he runs away.

It’s okay if you can bring yourself, if you can’t bring yourself... Hehe... cheating the innocent boy’s heart and letting go of the big devil, two crimes and punishment, I will replace the bright devil and be imprisoned at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years.

"Of course not. You are my niece. How can I just get away? If I want to leave, I will definitely take you with me." Speaking of this, Liang Mowang's voice paused. What, Qi Qiandie heard him continue to say: "Actually, big niece, don't blame your father. Your father still really loves your mother, otherwise why would he even give your mother the sword that he carried with him? As for what you said... your father didn't know anyone when he put on clothes, he patted his ass and ran away, probably because he didn't know that your mother was pregnant with you, if he knew that your mother was pregnant with you..."

"Shut up! I don't even want to know what you've got in your head!" Qi Qiandie slapped the stone pillar angrily, as if it wasn't the stone pillar that was hit by him, but the extremely hateful picture. s face.

Damn!Young man, if you arrange your brother like this outside, you are not afraid to piss your brother off to death, and then be reborn to take revenge, and slap you to death while you are still in your mother's womb.

"By the way, after saving you, do you have any complete escape plan? Don't you just think about it, let it out, and then fly away, such a non-creative way of running away? I feel that there are still a lot of good people here. , I’m afraid that as soon as I rescued you on this end, you and I will be imprisoned together on the other end.” If it was Yi who was imprisoned—even in this kind of place full of awesome monks, not in Ghost City There is no Lanruo Temple, after negotiating the reward, Qi Qiandie must have rescued people without hesitation, but little friend Xiao Liangliang.

It always gives people a very uneasy feeling!

"Of course I have a solution." Bright Demon King replied confidently.

"What way?" Qi Qiandie asked.

"Tell you, it won't work." Bright Demon King said very coldly.

"Okay, if you die, you'll die. It's a big deal. I promise you." Between being pulled out of a man's body to be killed, and being pulled out of a man's body to be a prostitute, Qi Qiandie nodded slightly. Contemplating, he decisively chose the third path, "Tell me how to rescue you."

"This, it's very simple, isn't there a talisman on the top of the stone pillar, you put that talisman..."

"Don't tell me to take it off. This talisman is carved on the top of the stone pillar. I don't have the skills to do this kind of rough work." Do you really want to act in "Journey to the West"?

"No, you just need to insert the sword my brother gave you. This sword is my brother's favorite magic weapon. It looks like a sword on the surface, but it is actually a good thing that can store power and aura. Usually When it’s okay, my brother will pour aura into it. I think there should be a lot of aura in this sword now. You just need to insert the sword into the spell, and the aura and power stored in the sword will automatically help me break the ghost Cursed."

"Is that so..." Qi Qiandie stood up and drew out the sword in her hand.

Amidst the cold light, a murderous aura floated on the sword body.

The sword is a good sword, but it can't be seen that this thing is still a...power bank.

"That's the only way to go." Qi Qiandie took a few steps forward, turned the tip of the sword down with her backhand, and pointed the sword body at the stone pillar with all her strength.

The insertion process was very easy. In the words of old-fashioned martial arts novels, it was like cutting tofu. Two-thirds of the sword body had already been inserted into the stone pillar.

"Okay! That's it! You back away, I'm coming out!"

As the voice of the Bright Demon King sounded again, the formation originally drawn with silver lines on the top of the stone pillar began to emit a faint red light.

The red light became stronger and stronger, and then the whole pillar also emitted the same light.

All of a sudden, the entire town, the entire Qianfu Gate, or should I say the entire Qianfu Gate within a radius of thousands of miles, can see the light from the stone pillars—absolutely blinding people's eyes.

"Should we engage in such a big battle, and run away in a low-key way as agreed?" Seeing the battle that King Liang made, Qi Qiandie twitched the corners of her mouth. Not only did she change her face shape this time, she even The color of her hair also changed from black to white, and then she found another veil to cover her face.

To learn from Lei Feng's good example, to do good deeds without leaving names or surnames or pictures, is what my generation does.

I really can't hold back, just write a diary once in a while.

After a while, countless incomprehensible silver runes appeared on the red glowing stone pillar.

The runes were flying around the column, and there was a faint groaning sound in the sky, as if someone was chanting some spell in a low voice.

At the same time, the ground began to tremble violently, the shaft of the stone pillar began to collapse, and huge stones fell on the town, instantly turning the originally peaceful town into a hell on earth.

Although the main body of the stone pillar collapsed, the red beam of light did not disappear. On the contrary, the red became more and more intense, and the brightness became more and more dazzling. Finally, it turned into a huge and incomparably bloody light and went straight to Yunxiao...

In the red beam of light, a young man in his twenties, with white clothes like snow, golden crown and hair, handsome as a banished immortal, stood in it with a sword in his hand, standing in the posture of a king.

"Ah? This is..." Why doesn't it seem like a joke at all?

Qi Qiandie slandered in her heart, real man, no, the real devil is so handsome, so awesome, it's completely different from the feeling when he only heard his voice and didn't see him just now, okay?

If he had known that the real devil was so imposing, he would never have said that just now.

Could this be the so-called two personalities online and offline?

Qi Qiandie looked at the Liang Demon King who bore the name "Liang", and silently shed two lines of tears in her heart.

Bright Demon King, note that he is the third brother of Yi Demon King, and his current level is...

"Level zero?" Qi Qiandie screamed, are you kidding me?

Obviously, no one really teased him.

As soon as Qi Qiandie yelled this sentence, she found that with the disappearance of the beam of light, the originally crazy, domineering, handsome and cool Liang Demon King "whoosh" from the sky, fell down in a free fall, and landed on Qi Qiandie's body. In Qiandie's arms.

"Damn it! The princess hugged by labor and capital gave it to another man!" Qi Qiandie looked at the bright demon king in his arms who looked like "it's the time of grace after the rain, and Jiaoer is powerless to pick flowers", and said with a dark face: "Okay, will you take me away?"

"Have I ever said such a thing? When did I say such a thing? My niece, you must have misremembered." While talking, King Liang held Qi Qiandie's neck tightly with both hands, looking so handsome With a face that was not like a mortal, he smiled at Qi Qiandie and said, "Niece, I feel that some masters are coming over with flying swords, so even if you want to trouble me, you'd better find someone safe place..."

Come!Listen to me, run in the direction of the Big Dipper, girl!