Diary of the poisonous brother

"Come on! Listen to me, run in the direction of the Big Dipper, girl!" the bright demon king, who was hugged by the princess, rested his head on Qi Qiandie's shoulder, and smiled brightly, said cheerfully.

"Run your sister! There are no stars and no moon today!" Qi Qiandie looked back at the sky silently, while lowering her head and looking at Liang in her arms helplessly. Can't tell without the moon.

"Spiritual comprehension! Spiritual comprehension! It's fine when you get the meaning, eldest niece, don't pay too much attention to such details at this time." Liang Mowang said so, but there was no movement of hugging Qi Qiandie's neck with his hands Song, you have the potential to get rid of this king.

"You're so funny, does your brother know?" Feeling the pain from her neck, Qi Qiandie grinned involuntarily, although she no longer needed to use her neck to breathe, and said, "Can you let go first?" Hand, let me pick something up?"

"What are you picking up?" Liang looked at Qi Qiandie warily, good niece, you don't want to throw uncle to the group of righteous friends behind when uncle let go of his hand, and then run away by yourself, right?

"Uncle, you can be my uncle." Kiss me!My uncle also sold it!

"So, how can you think of me, your dear niece? Uncle, don't you think that my niece and I are too short to run on two legs?" No one can understand the sadness of the short legs.

"That's hard to say. Our extraterrestrial demons don't have the fetters of those human beings. They can even sell their own parents, let alone my uncle? What's more...you look like me when you were shameless... ...I mean, my brother's demeanor when he was young." Liang Mowang said so, but he still loosened Qi Qiandie's hand.

"Your brother treated you like this when he was young?" Qi Qiandie quickly blinked at Bright Demon King, and then threw him high into the sky.

"Ah!" Although he is a great devil king of a generation, but after his helpless level was reset to zero, the big devil king could only be like a weak girl who was about to be ruined, and was startled by Qi Qiandie's actions, "Soul light! You What do you want to do?"

"What are you doing?" Qi Qiandie gave a strange laugh, and shouted towards the sky, "Come out! My crotch is a giant!"

Following Qi Qiandie's call, a high-end and high-grade golden behemoth appeared under Qi Qiandie's body. have……

"What kind of a joke is this?" With Qi Qiandie behind him, he didn't even have a seat, so he could only step on the brackets on both sides of the wheel. Standing, he looked at Qi Qiandie's short legs The small wheels that creaked, "The speed is quite fast, but can't you change it to a more luxurious and stylish magic weapon?"

"You look at me like someone who has money to buy a double horse, and if you have a double horse, can you afford to buy horse grass?" Let me tell you, I never feed horses.The only time I feed the horses is that I must be forced to help them—for example, when I play offense and defense, my legs are too slow to keep up with the team, and when I am eaten as meat, I will take out a few strands of first-line horse grass given by the login lottery to feed the horses. , and it is enough to only feed until the running speed recovers.

As for you, how can you double ride?Not to mention it's too extravagant.

Showing affection during offense and defense, don't you know that you will die soon?

While complaining about the pain of raising a horse, Qi Qiandie pedaled the unicycle vigorously, thinking in her heart that the props given by the recharge are good, not only the speed is fast for two people to ride together, the most important thing is that there is no need for horse grass, just use a small hammer to hammer One hammer and it works—everything is perfect except for a little rubbing of the image.

"And this is not a magic weapon. If it were a magic weapon, we would have been caught by those monks in the sky." Qi Qiandie stopped the unicycle, put her left foot on the ground, and looked up at the sky.

Unlike the night sky that was completely devoid of starlight just now, it was still starless, moonless, and pitch-black on the night sky, but occasionally, traces of shooting stars could be seen.

Qi Qiandie knew that it wasn't a meteor passing by, it was just a little halo produced by the aura of the flying magic weapon when the advanced practitioners controlled the flying magic weapon to fly in the sky.

"It seems that there are quite a lot of people chasing you. Fortunately, I did not use spells to run away decisively. Otherwise, such a big fluctuation of spiritual energy must have been captured by these monks long ago." Qi Qiandie turned her head halfway, looking at the The Demon King Lying on his shoulder teased, "Uncle Beauty, you are so charming, it is worth so many people to catch you. Are these people who want to be my aunt?"

Of the monks flying all over the sky, any cultivation level is higher than Qi Qiandie's, and their magic weapons are also more and sharper than Qi Qiandie's.But it may be because they are too used to retaining spiritual power and magic weapons, so in the process of searching, they are more accustomed to using their spiritual sense to capture the fluctuations of spiritual energy instead of using their naked eyes to distinguish real things, so that they ignore the fact that sometimes Escaping does not necessarily require aura and magic weapons.

In a word, it is because the level is too high, the vision is too high, and the inertial thinking, why not eat meat, and not used to the opponent being a poor ghost, the monks who searched all over the sky only paid attention to Gao Yangshang's actions, and unexpectedly put the two The wanted criminals who were walking obediently on the ground were ignored.

"You're pretty good too, niece. You can escape so many people trying to catch me." Bright Demon King tilted his head and looked at Qi Qiandie's profile, pink cheeks and red face. It seems that she is just a little girl who is a little prettier than ordinary girls, but in the face of so many powerful enemies, she is still calm to the end, not only does her face not change, her heart doesn't beat, she doesn't even breathe... Uh... what are you doing?

Bright Demon King's eyes widened suddenly, looking at Qi Qiandie's suddenly enlarged face, he felt the strange fragrance coming from his mouth, just as he was about to struggle, he felt the back of his head being held tightly, and at the same time his waist I was also strangled tightly by someone, and I was forced to fix my whole body into a... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd position.

Because the level was cleared, he became a bright demon king who was as soft and cute as a chicken. After struggling and resisting to no avail, and accidentally broke two bones, his usually gentle and affectionate eyes , shed two crystal clear tears of sadness for the first time.

brother brother!Come quickly!Your daughter bullies your cute little brother!Your daughter actually stole your lovely brother's first kiss!Still kiss!This is absolutely unscientific!

Bright Demon King endured the humiliation and sorrow of his eldest niece, who was humiliated by his family, moved his hands and mouth, touched up and down until his whole body seemed to be on fire. He couldn't beat his niece's father, so he had already rushed forward to teach him how to kiss and touch—although this demon king is also an inexperienced beginner, but this demon king knows that the foreplay shouldn't take so long. It's fine if you can kiss somewhere else, the key is that what we should do now is not to kiss the small mouth, but to take off the pants and fuck directly.

The Bright Demon King blinked, his slightly red and swollen eyes fixed on Qi Qiandie's face, trying to tell Qi Qiandie his thoughts through the window of his soul.

Eyes are the windows of the soul, look at me!

Probably the expression of the Demon King with his eyes open looking at people is too scary. Qi Qiandie, who had blocked the mouth of the Demon King with his mouth and kept arms up and down on him, suddenly looked as if he had just woken up from a dream. expression, so violently pushed the Demon King away, ran under the tree, bent over, held on to the branch, and began to retch.

"Ouch... vomit... vomit..."

There was a sound of vomiting, and the Bright Demon King felt that his heart was being torn out, stepped on a few times, and chopped into pieces, then put in the juicer, squeezed into a paste, and finally crushed People spit it out.

Qi Qiandie supported the tree and vomited for a long time, but found that she hadn't vomited anything. She could only silently stuff two sugars into her mouth, rinse her mouth with water, then straightened up and turned her head, looking at the expression on her face. I don't know whether it's joy or anger, but the action must have been petrified, the Bright Demon King explained: "Don't get me wrong! A high-ranking monk's consciousness swept across the sky just now. I was afraid that your breath would spread, so I blocked you in a hurry. Shut up."

Qi Qiandie explained with a sincere face, I don’t know if it’s because of the poisonous corpse, as long as Qi Qiandie doesn’t pretend to be a human being, after removing all the things that come out of human beings such as breathing and heartbeat, the monk can use his spiritual sense alone It is impossible to detect the location of Qi Qiandie at all, or if the divine sense says that even if it is swept over Qi Qiandie, it will only feel a corpse, and then subconsciously think that there is only one or dead small animal here, This is why Qi Qiandie was able to run so far with the Bright Demon King without being caught.

But Qi Qiandie can avoid the spiritual consciousness of the monks, but the demonic aura that hangs on the demon king's body cannot be concealed. Demonic energy, it is not of my race, its heart must be different, and it will be swept out by the monk with his divine sense.

In desperation, Qi Qiandie could only use the corpse aura on her body to cover up the demonic aura on Liang Demon King.

The plot has jumped from "Water Margin" to "A Chinese Ghost Story" all of a sudden!

Qi Qiandie wiped away her little tears. The innocent boy's first kiss was snatched away by a monster who was not a girl.

"You..." Listening to Qi Qiandie's explanation, the face of the Demon King who was relegated to a fairy was flushed red, and a trace of embarrassment that he couldn't understand turned his heart into a paste. The heart of scum, rubbing and rubbing, rubbing and rubbing, but after rubbing, I don't know where to vent it.

Can I say, big niece, all your pants are off, so you just show this to uncle?

Seeing Demon King Liang's expression of "Looking like a girl who has been raped a hundred times, a girl a hundred times", Qi Qiandie stepped forward, pulled up his messy clothes calmly, and calmly changed the subject: " Let's go, get in the car, and I'll continue to drive you."

"Niece, why don't you take a rest in the back and let your uncle sit in the front to carry you?" Liang Mowang, who was obviously tall and big, was forced to sit in the back, and even hugged his niece's small waist, Cautiously suggested: "I don't think this thing is too difficult to step on. Your uncle and I are so talented, so we should be able to learn it soon."

"It's not hard to step on it. I believe you will master it once you learn it. The key is..." Qi Qiandie looked straight ahead, stepped on the little unicycle and rolled forward cheerfully, and said while stepping on it: "If it is Uncle, you come to ride, as a loli, Mr. System said that I can only sit on the neck and ride a big horse, let you carry it? Uncle, would you let me ride on the neck and ride like a big horse?"

"Riding a big horse? You are so beautiful! If you want to ride a big horse, go to your father." Liang Mowang snorted coldly, and pressed his whole body weight on Qi Qiandie as if angry.

Today's excitement is really too great. After shutting down thousands of hands in the next year, his cultivation base will regress to zero, and he finds that his cold-faced second brother has not only been upgraded to a daddy, but also has been molested by his eldest niece before being disgusted. The day of the devil is none other than today.

"Cut! My father?" My father is already dead!What you said is not my father at all.

Qi Qiandie didn't refute King Liang's words, and turned the wheelbarrow onto a path up the mountain with all her might.

"Hey, hey, big niece, where are you going? The direction is reversed, that's the territory of Qianfumen! Aren't we going to flee?" Sensing Qi Qiandie's direction, Liang Mowang opened his mouth loudly. Called: "I said, that is the site of Qianfumen, don't you... Eldest niece, are you a road idiot? My brother doesn't have the attribute of a road idiot. It must be inherited from your mother and my sister-in-law." Come. No wonder my brother dumped his sister-in-law, because people say that the mother's IQ determines the child's IQ. Look at you, my sister-in-law's idiot..."

"Shut up! I don't know what it means to be dark under the lights? What do you mean the more dangerous the place is, the safer it is? A group of fish-lipped extraterritorial demons, no wonder they are so powerful, but they can't even deal with a small Kyushu! "Qi Qiandie growled impatiently.

Despite the cover of the corpse, coupled with the fact that the unicycle is a mode of transportation without the slightest aura, and the use of human inertial thinking methods and other reasons, the corpse was not discovered when it came.But Qi Qiandie only dared to use such small tricks and tricks in the inner area of ​​Qianfu Gate - he knew with his toes that since the criminal stole it, he must have fled to the outer door, so the more he went to the Qianfu Gate Outside, Qi Qiandie guessed that the higher the level of monks stationed at Qianfu Peak, the more spiritual consciousness they would search on the ground.

I didn't intend to be like the God of Thieves movies in the 21st century. In a group of laser scanning lines with infrared, after completing all kinds of difficult movements including rolling and climbing, maybe I have to catch the bright demon king and kiss him fiercely for a hundred or so. Qi Qiandie, who was in the middle of the minute, immediately ruled out the idea of ​​running outside, but decisively chose to run to the inner gate of Qianfu Peak.

Of course, the inner gate of Qianfumen is forbidden. An outsider like him cannot enter the inner gate without someone leading him, so the place Qi Qiandie is going to is not the real inner gate of Qianfufeng , but instead...

"Let's go back to the Yunyang Spiritual Realm!" Although she was a bit reluctant to part with the Yunmeng Spiritual Realm, which is full of aura, Qi Qiandie almost didn't even think about it, and immediately made a decision, "Listen to me..."

Although the teleportation formation from Yunmeng Spiritual Realm to Yunyang Spiritual Realm is within the sphere of influence of Qianfumen, it is neither the inner gate nor the outer gate. It is just a wild formation on the back mountain of Qianfu Peak.

Normally, no one knows about this field formation, and no one will use it. Only Qianfumen will send a few disciples to guard there to prevent monks from the Yunyang spiritual world from sneaking into Yunmeng through the teleportation formation. Only the spirit world.

Because the monks in the Yunyang spiritual world, no matter how talented they are, they lost directly on the starting line from birth, so the level of cultivation in the entire spiritual world is not high.

No strength equals being unpopular, so the monks in the Yunmeng Spiritual Realm don't think much of the monks in the Yunyang Spiritual Realm. It's just a group of foundation-building monks, not even a golden core.

"It's just a group of small foundation builders, it's not enough for me to stick between my teeth." Qi Qiandie picked her teeth, and said with an unsatisfactory expression on her face: "After eating this group of small foundation builders, we will use the teleportation array to return to the Yunyang Spiritual Realm. Then destroy the teleportation array and see how they come after them."

"Your idea is quite good. You have some brains, like uncle me..." Bright Demon King nodded, stretched out his hand to caress Qi Qiandie's dog's head, and said with a smile: "Just remember one thing, the group of little foundation builders will be troublesome for me to eat." .”

"Hey! Hey! Is there someone like you who is an uncle? You even want to grab your niece's supper? Animals are not fed by humans!" Qi Qiandie turned her head violently, looking at King Liang with a ferocious expression.

Girls can share with you, but food and love must not be shared with others!

"You are supper. I am a meal supplement. It is not a high-grade thing at all." Liang Mowang looked at Qi Qiandie with hatred, "Uncle can restore his cultivation after eating it, what can you do if you eat it? Gap? How can a girl have such a big gap between her teeth?"

Brother, raise your son poorly and raise your daughter rich, how do you teach your daughter to feed like this?To stutter, to look at his uncle with such a cruel expression?

no!As a real uncle, how could he watch his eldest niece, who clearly has the potential to grow into a goddess, happily paddle all the way to the endless abyss of female psychosis without giving a hand?

Uncle Doubi suddenly felt a sense of great responsibility, good niece, uncle can also sing "Little Star".So, if your father doesn't care about you, then it's up to your uncle to take care of you. Your uncle must educate you, a good niece, to become a goddess with elegant temperament, peerless beauty, and everyone kneels and licks.

"Girl, don't show such a ferocious expression, be cute, and someone will love you if you are cute." Liang Mowang stretched out his hands while talking, and rubbed Qi Qiandie's frozen face with both hands. Rubbing the way he wanted like rubbing his face, he grabbed the corner of Qi Qiandie's mouth and forced it up, making it look like he was smiling.

"Don't make trouble!" Qi Qiandie avoided Liang Mo Wang's hand, turned her head and did not dare to look at Liang Mo Wang behind her, for fear that he would not only say something "shocking the earth and weeping poisonous corpse" again, but also touch her face Feet - this is a fake face bought at Yi Rong Na for 15 yuan, it is not my real face, what if it is rubbed by the Bright Demon King and exploded?

Could it be that you told the Bright Demon King that other people's silicone is put on the chest, and labor-management's silicone is put on the face?

Qi Qiandie was riding a small unicycle while running towards the teleportation array in Yunyang Spiritual World.

The cold night wind mixed with fresh air, blowing on the face together, made Qi Qiandie's mind, which had too many distracting thoughts, suddenly sober up a lot.

At this time, don't think about such things that you have and don't have, the most important thing is to think about how to escape.

Qi Qiandie raised his head and sensed the orbits of meteors flying in the sky. Sure enough, as he expected, most of the monks flew to the periphery of Qianfumen to block people. No one would have thought that this corpse A demon actually went in the opposite direction and ran to the back mountain of Qianfu Peak.

Walking along a winding path, Qi Qiandie and Liang Mowang soon saw several houses with candles.

This is the house where the disciples of Qianfumen who are in charge of defending the teleportation array temporarily live.

Qi Qiandie has good hearing, even though there is still a long way to go, the voices of chatter in the room can still be heard in his ears.

"Junior Sister Bai, have you heard? Brother Fuyao went out and brought back a fiancée, a 13-year-old Golden Core cultivator."

"Hmph! She's just a stinky girl who relies on her talent, family background, and good looks? What's the big deal!"

"I heard that Junior Sister Bai was bluffed by the stinky girl with the power of the golden core today? Hahahaha... Let me see, is the little girl scared out of her mind?"

"What about the 13-year-old Jin Dan? No matter how powerful Senior Brother Fuyao is, it is impossible for him to marry him. At most, he is just a concubine. Don't you know? Senior Brother Fuyao has ordered Sister Fuqing to be her since childhood." A couple of monks."

"But I heard that after Senior Brother Fuyao came back this time, he firmly stated that he would fight against feudal arranged marriages and pursue free love. He would rather be imprisoned in the Mirror of Bliss and die than marry Senior Sister Fuqing."

"Then let him die... Wait for Senior Brother Fuyao to be in the mirror of bliss, to taste a lot of things because he doesn't marry Senior Sister Fuqing, and after being abandoned by the master all of a sudden, his originally promising life will be changed because of a woman." How bad it is, and in the end, when the poor and lowly couples are sad, he will automatically... obediently... bow his head in front of reality."

Everyone in the room was gossiping, completely unaware that in the mud outside the house, countless tiny vines were growing rapidly in the darkness, and wrapped the whole cabin into a big green cocoon.