Diary of the poisonous brother

In the cultivation world, strength is the most important thing. Although Qi Qiandie is young, he is a monk in the golden core stage, not to mention that Bai Xueer must call him senior when he sees him.Even a monk in the Foundation Establishment Stage who is ten times older than him must respectfully call him a senior when he sees Qi Qiandie, otherwise, even if he is killed by Qi Qiandie, no one will speak up for him.

What's more, there is a saying in the cultivation world that a 50-year-old Zhuji has a bright future, a 150-year-old Zhuji is ordinary, and a [-]-year-old Zhuji will be like this for the rest of his life.

It is necessary to become famous as early as possible, and to establish a foundation as early as possible.

Building a foundation at the age of [-] like Fuyao is already monstrous enough, but forming alchemy at the age of twelve or thirteen...

Are you Tiandao's illegitimate child?

"Okay, little sister Qiandie, let's go, we still have to visit the master." Fu Yao lowered her head to look at her little daughter-in-law, and pulled Laqi Qiandie's sleeve and said.

Qi Qiandie raised her head, looked at Fuyao, then turned her head to look at Baixue, "For brother Fuyao's sake, I will forgive you for now, but... I hope there will be no next time."

After finishing speaking, Qi Qiandie withdrew the coercion he had exerted on Bai Xueer, and walked slowly out of the teleportation formation with Fu Yao.As for Bai Xue'er, who was left behind by the two of them in the original landowner, she suddenly felt a lightness on her body, and let out a long breath of relief, but there was still a hint of fear on her face.

terrible!The coercion just now was really terrifying. It was completely different from what I usually feel on other senior monks. Others would only kill themselves, but this person would eat himself, hair, bones, soul, and soul. None will be left.

"It must be an illusion. How could there be such an illusion? It's really terrifying." Bai Xueer comforted herself, patting her chest.

For a normal human being, one is inherently mortal, but being cooked or something, this kind of death is really...

"The boobs are good, the real thing, there is no water injection or silicone, braised in brown sauce and steamed are both pretty good." A voice that was as sweet as sugar, but sounded like a devil to Bai Xueer's ears, and she was shocked. Her legs softened and she sat on the ground.

Sensing Bai Xueer's strange behavior behind her, Fu Yao, who was walking down the mountain road, suddenly stretched out her hand to scratch Qi Qiandie's nose, and said with a doting smile: "Sister Qiandie, you are not good, you actually Scaring Junior Sister Bai like that."

"Hmph! I didn't scare her." Qi Qiandie patted Fu Yao's hand away with a look of disgust, turned her head to the side, and silently shed tears in her heart.

These days, honesty can't afford to be hurt!Obviously labor and management are telling the truth, okay? Why do you all think that labor and management are joking with you group of funny people?

"Okay, okay. But... I really like you..." Fuyao looked at Qi Qiandie who was "shy and afraid to look at herself because she said what was on her mind", and said with a smile: "But Don't worry, my relationship with Junior Sister Bai is definitely just an ordinary brother and sister relationship. So you don't have to do that...you are the only one I like. "

Fu Yao took Qi Qiandie's hand, looked at her affectionately and said.

If you say that you were dissatisfied with Qi Qiandie, who was just an orphan with no father, no mother, and no teacher at the beginning, but since Qi Qiandie became an alchemy, this dissatisfaction immediately turned into ashes, leaving only a great deal of dissatisfaction. love it.

After all, the world of self-cultivation is respected by one's own strength, and talent determines the future. Even if your father is Li Gang, if you don't have talent, you will not have a good development in the future if you study hard or use pills to give birth.

On the other hand, as long as he has enough talent, even if he is a down-and-out poor boy, he will only be beaten and snatched by various sects in the cultivation world to become his disciples.

"Sister Qiandie, this is your first visit to our Qianfu Gate, let me introduce the surrounding scenery to you." Fu Yao pointed at the various scenery of Qianfu Gate while pulling Qi Qiandie.

Qianfumen is located among the seven peaks with Qianpai Peak as the main one.As for formations, I really only know a little bit, but I know more than the general martial arts that mainly focus on fighting.Therefore, although Qianfumen is not a super-class famous sect, it is one of the best local wealthy sects.The principle of going out to fight is that although I can't beat you, my brother can kill you with money, so ordinary people don't have nothing to do to provoke a group of local tyrants.

Let's put it this way, this is a Hezang Jianmen who is very effective in fighting, and every disciple in the door is exactly like Ximen Chuuxue. When he goes out, he says "My little friend, only the sword in my hand", which actually translates to "Brother Poor" The only thing left is the sword in my brother's hand, and there is no "poor school who hates the poor and loves the rich and abandons me", it is the complete opposite school.

This teleportation array that can be teleported to the Yunyang Spiritual World is a wild teleportation array that Qianfumen has only repaired in recent years.It is said that it belongs to the Qianfumen, but it is not within the inner range of the Qianfumen, it is only the area of ​​influence of the outer sect.Yunyang Spiritual World is not a good place, so no one usually uses this formation, but just in case, Qianfumen still sends disciples to guard the teleportation formation, and Bai Xueer is the guard sent by Qianfumen this time one of the younger brothers.

"Thousand Fumen has experienced thousands of years of development, and now there are tens of thousands of handymen, as well as thousands of outer disciples, inner disciples, and direct disciples. I am a direct disciple, and that junior sister Bai is just an outer disciple. Otherwise, she would not be sent to defend the formation, so sister Qiandie, you..." Fu Yao blushed, feeling so ashamed that she didn't know what to do, how should she continue talking.

Because no matter how you say it, there is a feeling that Wang Po is selling melons and boasting.

"So, if the person who has a crush on you is a female disciple who was passed on personally, maybe you will follow?" Qi Qiandie smiled shamelessly in her heart.

Sure enough, any world and any dimension are the same. The external conditions such as family background and talent are what determine everything.

looks?That's just the least important and least important condition. No matter how beautiful she is, she has no background, and she can only be taken care of by rich people.

This is the same as when rich people in the 21st century had mistresses and mistresses, they would choose beautiful and pure female celebrities, but when they married wives, they would always choose the second generation of officials and the second generation of rich people.

"What nonsense are you talking about? How could I do such a thing?" Fu Yao grabbed Qi Qiandie's hand and said excitedly: "I'm a senior brother, if I want to like any girl, I've already... used it Is it today's turn?" Fu Yao's voice was slightly aggrieved.

Qianfumen recruits students once every 50 years, and Fuyao's turn is No. 20 for the fifth time. <And Fuyao was the candidate with the best talent and the best performance in the No. 20 fifth class in the entrance exam, and of course became the senior brother of the No. The kind that read the report at the orientation meeting.

Not long after Fuyao entered school, because of her extraordinary talent in making talismans, she soon became the future head of Qianfu Sect, that is, the first disciple of Qianfu Sect's head disciple Ling Bo Zhenren.

So Fuyao is not only the No. 20 fifth son of the senior brother, but also the veritable third generation of Xiu. In the future, as long as he is not funny, or there are no more super-defying strongmen in the sect, the next generation of Qianfu sect will be the master Maybe it will fall on Fu Yao.

"Thousands of Fumen past generations, do you know that the next generations of you are so fond of reading novels?" Qi Qiandie murmured in her heart.

"Sister Qiandie, what are you talking about? Know what?" Fu Yao looked at Qi Qiandie and asked curiously.

"Ah...it's okay...I just want to know...know..." Qi Qiandie looked into the distance, trying to find something to change the subject.

It was dusk at this time, and the sun was slowly setting. Under the afterglow of the setting sun, the sky was covered with red clouds, which was very beautiful.

"Where... is that place? I just want to know?" Qi Qiandie pointed to a huge stone pillar not far away, uprooted from the foot of the mountain, as high as more than a thousand feet, standing alone among the mountains and seas of clouds: "This thing is so strange. If it is natural, it has sharp edges and corners, and it looks like it was cut into this shape. But if it is artificially carved, the entire stone pillar body It's a complete body, and there are no traces of man-made. In this world...where can such a tall stone come from?"

"This stone is called..." Fu Yao turned her head back, and with a gloomy expression, said in a low voice, "Magic Sealing Stone."

"The magic sealing stone? Could it be that there is a demon sealed under there?" Qi Qiandie didn't notice Fuyao's strange expression, but when Fuyao said the words "sealing magic stone", he felt himself The sword on his waist became hot.

This is the sword Yi gave to himself, and Yi is an extraterrestrial demon, his sword is still so excited, if this magic-sealing stone is really sealed... Well, just relying on the excitement of classmate Yi's sword, here's There must be a demon under seal, and the demon sealed under this magic-sealing stone has a proper relationship with classmate Yi... Could it be classmate Yi's love?

Gossip is the best gossip!

Qi Qiandie laughed so happily in his heart, although the sword hanging on his waist became more and more hot because he felt Qi Qiandie's inner thoughts, but it couldn't stop his gossiping heart.

Can't breathe, have no heartbeat, and don't even have three urgencies.

If you don't keep a bit of gossip, how can you survive?

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, and I will use them to dig for adultery.

"Don't look at it as a rock now, but it is said that it used to be a mountain." Fu Yao looked at Qi Qiandie who sealed the magic stone without blinking, and said.

"What about the mountain?" Qi Qiandie turned her head and looked at her face full of "what do you say?" Will you tell me that the stone pillar used to be a mountain, but it was artificially cut into this shape?"

"Congratulations, you got the answer right." Fuyao stretched out her hands to pinch Qi Qiandie's cheeks, twisted and squeezed, seeing the other party's puffed up face, she immediately started to tell Qi Qiandie about ancient times in a good mood.

The plot of the story is actually quite vulgar.

It is nothing more than evil aliens driving UFOs to try to occupy the earth.The earthlings formed the Earth Federation and began to fight the evil aliens.At that time, the leader of the Earth Federation was called Ye Shaobai. Ye Shaobai had a passionate relationship with an evil alien for N days and nights in Qianfu Peak. Mountains—isn’t it normal to be whittled down to whiteboards?

In short, the two fought and fought and fought, and the outcome was evenly matched. Seeing the evil aliens, when they were about to use their ultimate big move "Calling Brother", my Daqian Fufeng sent the ancestors to make a friendly move. The mountain peak was cut into a small white board, and a magic sealing talisman was written on the mountain, which finally trapped the evil aliens at the foot of the mountain.

"That's okay?" Qi Qiandie pointed at the magic sealing stone. The group was led by a beautiful and cute girl, standing under the magic sealing stone, listening to the ancient legend, waving the little red flag, wearing a little red riding To a tourist from a certain travel agency, "The sister tour guide speaks much better than you."

Yes, Qi Qiandie entered the Qianfu Gate with a group of tourist groups.

Don't doubt your eyes, it's really a group of tourist groups.

"Why is there such a thing? Is it a world of comprehension where the weak prey on the strong and kill for treasure?"

It must be that when I transformed from a human to a corpse, there was a problem with my optic nerve, so I had such an illusion.

"Don't worry! We have tickets!" Fu Yao patted Qi Qiandie's shoulder, my daughter-in-law, how could she be so vulnerable?

"Who cares about collecting tickets?" Qi Qiandie feebly slapped Fu Yao's hand away, saying "cold and aloof", "regarding mortals as ants", and "the cultivation world respects strength"?Can you stop being so funny and smart?

"This is actually like this. In fact, what we open is only the outer door." Fu Yao explained kindly as she saw her daughter-in-law covering her head with a pained look on her face.

Well, this matter is actually very simple to say.

As a three-vulgar sect, no, it is a sect centered on making talismans, insisting on grasping magic weapons with one hand and formations with the other, grasping with both hands, and hardening both hands. All sects have friendship, and the spells produced by Qianfumen have always been necessary products for Yunmeng spiritual world monks to set fires at home and kill people while traveling.

For many years, Qianfumen is not so much a sect of cultivation as it is a trust monopoly group in the world of Yunmeng Lingjie and the world of spells.

The disciples in the sect, from top to bottom, don't look like ascetic cultivators, but more like businessmen one after another.

As a businessman, we always want to pursue greater interests.

Open a part of the outer gate, and develop this part of the site into a scenic tourist area, so that ordinary people can enter and visit.

In addition to earning some ticket money, you can also take the opportunity to show off your strength to mortals and other sects, and to promote the popularity of your own products in the guide words repeated by the tour guide lady, so that when they have difficulties, they will Think of the police... No, it's the talisman of the Thousand Talisman Gate, a really easy-to-use talisman.

What's so bad about doing it in one fell swoop?

"That is to say, in the Yunmeng Spiritual Realm... almost everyone knows that the patriarch of your family once shed his blood to fight against the demons from outside the territory?" Qi Qiandie heard the story of the tour guide Seeing Fuyao with a slightly complacent expression, she asked with a difficult tone.

This is a blatant invasion of soft culture!The person who came up with this idea is really a genius, and he is a good player in marketing.

Seeing Fuyao who was just singing a ditty, Qi Qiandie directly stabbed him in the heart, "However, I think that the average cultivation level of you people from Qianfumen must be lower than that of other schools. A little."

Qi Qiandie can't say whether it is good or bad to delay her practice because she is busy with her side job, but people have their own ambitions and cannot be forced.

After all, it is difficult to find a superpower who can ascend in thousands of years, and most people stop at the golden elixir.

If it is within a limited life, it is not bad to be able to enjoy unlimited happiness in the world.

Qi Qiandie shook her head, this kind of too complicated philosophical problem should be left to those great philosophers, for a cute little poisonous corpse like myself, instead of thinking about this, it is better to think about how to escape ?If he can't escape, how should he deal with Fuyao's master and master.

Do you really want to marry him as a daughter-in-law?This is simply killing my dear!

"Same bed for three months, the boy found out that the bride is actually a boy", "Accidentally made friends and was cheated into marriage, the bride turned out to be a man", "The "smuggled woman" in the spiritual world of Yunyang turned out to be a man in disguise", etc. A series of social news headlines appeared in Qi Qiandie's mind.

It was terrible!The news in the society is nothing, and finally it is the headline on the front page, such as "The body of an unknown man was found in a certain place. The autopsy showed that the death time was at least four years ago, but the strange thing is that the body has not decomposed, and the body is basically intact, just like a living person "What.

If you don't want to die, you will be discussed by experts and scholars on the question of "why the corpse has not rotted for four years", and finally revealed by the program "Into Science" that the time of the autopsy was wrong. He died last week, and last week I saw him chatting with brother Fuyao from Qianfufeng to have a room.

Qi Qiandie looked at Fuyao who was in front of the counter, telling the shopkeeper to quickly open a room for him, her pretty face darkened, and the expression on her face became more and more unnatural.

Damn soul!Want to open a house with labor?Believe it or not, labor and management will bite you to death in one breath!

"Sister Qiandie, although I really want to take you back to the school now. But it's getting late today, and I haven't told the master about your matter, so... can you stay in the inn outside the gate for a night, I will go back first The sect tells the master that we will pick you up tomorrow morning?" Fu Yao came over with the jade card that unlocked the room restriction, put the jade card in Qi Qiandie's hand, and said with a very embarrassed expression.

"Okay! Of course!" Qi Qiandie nodded hastily. Just when she was about to doze off, someone sent a pillow. Just looking for a chance to get rid of you, you sent it to your door.

Although it happened to be the tourist season of Qianfumen, as a senior brother of Qianfumen, it was still possible to arrange a good room for Qingyuan.

The room Qi Qiandie lives in now is the room with the best location on the second floor.

Fu Yao was afraid that Qi Qiandie would be lonely, so when Qi Qiandie was bored, she opened the window and could see the long street outside the window, full of people coming and going.

Fuyao was also afraid that Qi Qiandie would be too noisy, so when Qi Qiandie closed the window, the sound insulation symbol in the room would automatically block all discordant sounds from the outside.

In fact, this is said to be the outer sect of Qianfu Peak, but since this place was developed by tourism, the outer sect disciples who are still learning have been transferred to the lower level of Fallen Leaf Peak, and only some miscellaneous people are left here. Serving disciples, or outer disciples whose lifespan is nearing the end of their lives and who have no hope of cultivating.

Most of these disciples have spiritual roots of the third and fourth lines, and the most they can practice is to prolong their lives, and they don't have much hope of becoming immortals.And Qianfumen is famous for having a big family and a big business, so there are more mundane things that need to be looked at, and more manpower is needed.

As for those high-level inner disciples, since whether they can make high-grade charms depends largely on the cultivation level of the creators themselves, so they are already busy practicing every day and handing in spells regularly. How can they have time? To become a salesman, so this kind of mess is handed over to these handyman disciples and outer disciples to take care of.

For such disciples, the sect will record contributions based on what you have done. In the future, if your descendants have suitable cultivators, the sect can add your contribution value to your descendants, making their road to immortality smoother .

"Since there are no powerful people here, no one should be able to stop me." Qi Qiandie cast her eyes towards the dim yellow sky, and the afterglow of the setting sun, through layers of haze, stretched the shadow of the magic sealing stone for a long time .

Qi Qiandie felt that the sword at her waist started to heat up again.

"Hey! Are you asking me to save your love? Why don't you go out later when there are fewer people? This is a tourist area..." Qi Qiandie suddenly understood why the development of Qianfumen is not a good tourist area. The peak where the Sealing Stone is located must be developed as a tourist area, and the entire resort town is built around the Sealing Stone as a landmark.

As the Yunmeng Spiritual Realm, maybe even the entire Kyushu Spirit Realm, it is the only place where mortals can enter freely, and you can see the lives of immortals by paying a fee. The Qianfumen Natural Scenery Tourist Area has absolutely no concept of off-season. .

No matter when you come here, you will always see everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone.

What kind of development tourist area is this?This is obviously looking for a group of guards who don't need money and don't stop breathing 24 hours a day.