Diary of the poisonous brother

Anyone who has read Zhai Douwen knows that in the wicked feudal society, when the mother-in-law or the mistress is sitting and eating, the daughter-in-law or concubine can not only stand aside hungry, but also take responsibility for the mother-in-law, mistress, The daughter of the family who has not left the pavilion takes a bowl of cloth and vegetables and serves everyone for dinner.

Although the Taisho Dynasty was a superficial dynasty, these evil feudal system rules were still intact and passed through together.

I saw Mrs. Xu sitting at the top, and the daughters of several concubines, with Mrs. Xu at the center, sat on the left and right lower heads like peacocks spreading their tails. Behind each of them stood a woman who was always ready with chopsticks in hand.

Compared with Qi Qiandie who doesn't know how to wink at all, these women are all good at reading eyes. The mistress only needs a look, and they don't need to speak. They can bring the food that the mistress wants to her. For the mistress to enjoy.

"Aunt Li, go and serve the second girl, I don't need you here." Mrs. Xu waved at the woman standing behind her.

Aunt Li is Xu Shi's dowry maid and also Xu Shi's confidant, and she prepares Xu's meals every day.

But today, Mrs. Xu doesn't plan to let Aunt Li come to serve dishes, she plans to...

"Short oil! The breakfast is so rich. Aunt Wangfei knows how to eat it." Qi Qiandie pulled a stool, ignoring everyone's surprised or angry eyes, and sat down on the table, looking at the table full of 32 items. Dim Sum salivated and said, "Huh? Why is there a pair of bowls and chopsticks missing? Then whoever, bring me another set of bowls and chopsticks."

While talking, Qi Qiandie conveniently placed the bowl and chopsticks in front of a concubine girl next to her, and put them in front of her.

"Kong Rong let Liha." Qi Qiandie smiled and said to the concubine who was looking at her stiffly.

And the maid who was directed by Qi Qiandie to get the bowls and chopsticks looked at Xu Shi with a embarrassed face, and asked in a low voice: "Princess."

"Uh..." Mrs. Xu looked at Qi Qiandie's expression a little blankly, and then secretly thought that she was a little stupid. When Qi Qiandie came to greet her just now, she just pulled a chair and sat down without saying a word. How could she Do you expect him to know etiquette when he is at the dinner table?

Mrs. Xu didn't speak, but the people next to her couldn't take it anymore.

One is to show loyalty, and the other is that everyone is a concubine, why should I stand while Qi Qiandie can sit?

"Mr. Qi, is there a place for you to sit in front of the princess?" Aunt Li, Xu's confidant, was the first to speak.

Chi?

Qi Qiandie was taken aback for a moment, then pondered for a while, this "Qi family" is probably talking about herself?There's no way to get into the role at all.

"Why is there no place for me to sit in front of Aunt Wangfei?" Qi Qiandie raised her head, looked at Aunt Li with a puzzled expression, and then turned her head to look at Xu Shi with pleading eyes. It wasn't that everyone present had a conflict of interest with Qi Qiandie, so they would have hugged and rubbed her.

"The concubine is the master, and you are just a servant. Is there any room for a servant to sit in front of the master?" Aunt Li taught with a serious face.

"Is that so? The lord didn't tell me..." Qi Qiandie scratched her head, looked at Aunt Li suspiciously, and asked curiously: "The lord said that I am not a servant, I am his caretaker." Liver baby, Xiao Tiantian, what else is there... Anyway, he praised me a lot, saying that I am the cutest, most beautiful and purest... Anyway, he likes what I do, he sees too many people who obey the rules, so he just doesn't like it Like that I follow the rules."

Qi Qiandie is just an idiot in house fighting, not an idiot in life. Although he doesn't understand why all the concubines are standing and only the princess is sitting, it doesn't mean that he can't understand Aunt Li's words.

"In short, the prince said that I don't have to follow the rules." Qi Qiandie was talking, wondering whether to use the set of "Han Zhu Ge Ge" "The emperor doesn't like the grid in the grid, and he doesn't like the square square." "Gege" was borrowed for envoys.

"Bold!" Aunt Li, who was a little embarrassed by Qi Qiandie's words, rebuked angrily.

"Ah? Why are you so fierce? To be honest, you want to be fierce to me too?" Qi Qiandie pretended to be a frightened deer, clutching her chest, frowning, with tears in her eyes. It was about to flow out, "There is no place for me to sit in front of Aunt Wangfei. Could it be... Is it possible... that there is room for you to intervene casually? And Aunt Wangfei didn't hurt me, who are you?" Qi Qiandie said Sniffing, looking at Xu pitifully.

Mrs. Xu took a deep breath, and just about to show off her princess airs, she suddenly remembered that the prince took her hand before leaving and said, "Little Butterfly is still a child, innocent and unscrupulous, the palace has many rules. I don't like to hold him down, so if he wants to do something stupid... You are a princess, and your lord has a lot, so let him be more, and don't care too much about him. After all, rules are dead, and talents are alive. ", I had no choice but to swallow the breath in my heart again forcefully, "Forget it, everyone don't make rules today, let's sit down and eat together."

Although Yi Mowang said these words mainly because he felt that if Xu Shi was eaten by Qi Qiandie, he would be in a little trouble, and he hated trouble, but in a sense, he also saved Xu Shi's life.But such words, in Xu's ears, were Chi Guoguo's eccentricity, and he almost didn't put the words "love concubine and destroy wife" on his face.

Originally, Xu thought that having something to eat should be able to shut Qi Qiandie's mouth and make herself clean for a while, right?Unexpectedly, Qi Qiandie ate everything—three mutton cakes, five crab roe buns, two baskets of shrimp dumplings, three bowls of eight-treasure porridge, and one bowl of shrimp mushroom soup by himself. While eating, he did not forget to comment on the food , The content of the review is a little cautious.

What are "Mutton is fresh. Mutton with two feet is fresh", "Crab roe is actually not the child of crabs, but the ovary, and there is a place for digesting food", "Some people say that crayfish are eaten The corpse grows up, this is completely a rumor", "" and so on, all the women present were pale and had no appetite, looking at the breakfast in front of them was extremely embarrassing, in a dilemma, whether to eat or not to eat.

In the end, Mrs. Xu was the first to speak, and said angrily: "You all go away, I want to rest."

As the hostess of the back house, Xu's words still have a lot of weight. She said that she broke up, even if she was not full, no one would dare to eat.

Just because people don't dare to eat it doesn't mean that other creatures won't have objections.

"Ah... I'm not full yet?" A big poisonous corpse raised its head, opened its mouth slightly, looked at Xu with a face of "you are cruel, you are ruthless, you are unreasonable", and howled pitifully, " I'm hungry!"

Qi Qiandie is a poisonous corpse, a dead person, and a master of Nascent Soul.Theoretically speaking, he should have been fasting a long time ago, and he only needs to absorb some sun and moon essence every day to survive—even if he is unwilling to fast, the poisonous corpse can only do it by eating food with spiritual energy and living things, and eating other things... That's real junk food.

So even though Qi Qiandie had eaten so much breakfast just now, in fact, apart from the taste in his mouth, he would not feel full at all, no matter how much he ate, it would be the same.

"All right, all right! This table of food will be delivered to your room, and it will be considered a reward for you." Mrs. Xu threw the handkerchief on the table, stood up, turned and left.

The person who brought the breakfast to Qi Qiandie's room was Dongmei, Xu's confidant, who was only 16 years old today, with fair skin and beautiful appearance, exactly the age of a flower.

"Aunt Qi, this is sent by the concubine's servant, please enjoy it slowly." Although Dongmei didn't like Qi Qiandie except for her face, she had no sense of shame, no etiquette, and no connotation at all. But he still bowed respectfully, with a kind and gentle smile, and no dissatisfaction could be seen.

According to the general inner house model, Qi Qiandie should give a purse to Dongmei, who represents the princess, but he doesn't understand this. The act of directly giving red envelopes is considered bribery in modern times, but anyone with a little IQ would not do this Dry, most people give a cigarette and a drink or something.

Qi Qiandie thought that Dongmei should not smoke or drink, so she brought a cup of tea with her own hands, brought it to Dongmei, looked at her with a smile and said, "Miss Dongmei is the maid of Aunt Wangfei, and she should know Aunt Wangfei best. I like it. I don’t have anything to give you here. The prince sent me some good tea not long ago. You can try it. If the taste is not bad, please ask Miss Dongmei to help me send some tea to Aunt Wangfei, saying It's my thank you."

tea?Just a person like you to return tea?

Dongmei remembered what she had heard a few days ago. The rumors about Aunt Qi drinking tea were actually nothing. It was nothing more than the Yunding Spring tea that the prince gave him.

The slander belongs to the slander, Dongmei still said she didn't dare, took a sip respectfully with the tea bowl, took a sip, and almost spit it out, is this tea?Such a strange taste.

"How is it? Is it good?" Qi Qiandie looked at Dongmei with a smile on her face, "Drink more if it tastes good, and drink it all up."

"Yes, Aunt Qi." Dongmei answered, picked up the tea bowl and continued to drink.

Although the taste of the tea soup was a bit strange, it was not unpalatable, so Dongmei still bit the bullet and drank all the tea.

As soon as she put down the tea bowl, Dongmei suddenly saw an enlarged face appearing in front of her eyes, and then felt something warm and slippery on her neck, which was being licked gently.

Seeing Dongmei looking over, Qi Qiandie stretched out her tongue and licked Dongmei's face, then licked her own lips, and said with a smile: "After drinking my tea, you will be mine."

"Ah! Aunt Qi!" Dongmei hurriedly stood up, took a few steps back, and said with a frightened face, "Aunt Qi, please respect yourself."

Logically speaking, Dongmei shouldn't have such a big reaction at all. After all, she has experienced several storms in this back house, and even witnessed the tragic death of her little sister in the same room.

But for some reason, the smiling Aunt Qi in front of her gave her a very, very dangerous feeling.