Diary of the poisonous brother

In the early morning of the next day, the sky was just dim, and Yi Mowang, who said he was going to enter the palace to perform "Entertaining Parents in Colorful Clothes", didn't even eat breakfast, so he got up early, and under the watchful eyes of Mrs. Xu and a group of concubines, he sat down. He carried his 32 sedan chair into the palace.

Because the father-in-law went out early in the morning, there was no way to excuse Qi Qian who said, "Last night, the prince made Ren's family sleepless all night, and he couldn't get up with back pain in the morning, so I won't go to pay my respects to the princess today." Butterfly had no choice but to go to greet Mrs. Xu early in the morning with a pair of panda eyes.

Looking at the two dark circles under his eyes, he walked into the room on his own, and before he could speak, he said "Morning, Aunt Wangfei" as a greeting, then skillfully found a chair and sat down, and began to drink strong tea Qi Qiandie, Mrs. Xu gritted her teeth secretly, and thought about the excuse she used when she asked for leave a few days ago. After thinking about it, Mrs. Xu felt more and more that the other party was showing off to her, so she couldn't help but sneered. : "My younger sister seems to be in a bad mood, but it's too hard to serve the prince these few nights?"

Although it is true that Mrs. Xu was mocking, the object of her ridicule, although not lacking in intelligence and intelligence, did not care about house fights at all, so she did not hear the deep meaning of the other party's words at all. She nodded sincerely, and said in the tone of "meeting each other late, and becoming a confidant", "Aunt Wangfei, you are right, what you said is absolutely right. It is really hard work to serve the prince at night. "

Qi Qiandie said, put down the tea bowl, and sighed heavily.

I've never seen such a dick man... a devil.

Of course, I have never seen a male devil who is not a cock wife.

As a proletarian public at best, at worst it is a game nerd and hanging silk. Although the current status and status are very different from those at the beginning, most of the three views, habits, and thinking patterns of people are cultivated in the past 20 years. .After the personality has been finalized, no matter how hard you try, you can only... the country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change.

Although life has nothing to do with hardship and simplicity, it can't stand the luxury and aristocratic style either.

Qi Qiandie's main job is to serve tea and water to King Yi Mowang.Originally, according to Qi Qiandie’s standards, the so-called drinking tea is generally drinking Master Kong’s iced black tea or something. Occasionally, when the mood is good, making tea by yourself is to put tea leaves in a glass, and then pour the boiling water. It’s the most extravagant At that time, I just went to the teahouse and asked for tea directly. I absolutely couldn’t understand that the water for making tea must be a famous spring somewhere, the water temperature must be just right, and the carbon charcoal must be silver frost carbon. It hasn't been washed for hundreds of years.

After being rejected by Yi Demon King for the 230th time, Qi Qiandie finally couldn't help but said, "Have you heard the story of "The Princess and the Pea"?"

Yi Mowang took a sip of the tea that Qi Qiandie brewed for the 230th time, and frowned, but after looking at Qi Qiandie's frustrated expression, he finally didn't spit it out like the 230th time before, but had a difficult face. Swallowing it down, he said in a hoarse voice, "Yes, there is progress."

That's impossible, Yi Mowang decided to give up the plan to train Qi Qiandie into a full-time housework expert, some corpses, good looks and personality are enough, talent and so on, you can't count too much on it.

"Looking at you, you haven't heard of it. Since you haven't heard of it, let me tell you about it. "The Princess and the Pea" is such a story. Once upon a time, there was a prince who wanted to find a princess. Get married, but she must be a real princess." Qi Qiandie kept talking, and told the story of "The Princess and the Pea" that she knew well in one breath, "The prince searched many places, but he couldn't find what he wanted. I wanted a princess. Until one day, a troubled woman who claimed to be a "princess" came to the prince's castle to stay. That woman was as troublesome as you are, for example, the bath water needs to be 52 degrees, the footwash water needs to be 76 degrees, and the towels need to be tidy. Good 48 degrees and so on. But the prince still didn't believe that the woman was a princess, so to test whether the woman was a princess, the prince put a pea on the woman's bed, and then put twenty mattresses and two peas on the bed. Ten-degree eiderdown. Wait until the next morning, the woman complained that she didn't sleep well all night, and always felt that she was sleeping on something hard, and it was not comfortable to sleep at all. At this time, the prince finally believed that the woman was real Princess, because no one but a real princess has such tender skin. Finally..."

"What happened in the end?" King Yimo looked at Qi Qiandie, who was smiling strangely. Although he knew that this guy couldn't spit out ivory from his corpse, he still followed the other person's thoughts and asked, "Since the prince wants to find a The real princess comes to get married, so the finale should be that the prince and princess live a happy life from now on, right?"

"No..." Qi Qiandie shook her head with a serious face, and said in a sad tone: "In the end, the princess was boiled for the prince to eat, because at the beginning of the story, the prince disliked the food being tender and unpalatable. If you come up with this method to find the person with the most tender skin to eat, you will naturally find a princess."

While talking, Qi Qiandie looked at Yi Mowang with meaningful eyes. This is more than 300 catties of meat. Although the quantity has increased, the taste is still... as delicious as before. Can't hold it.

If it wasn't for the scent that was tempting her, Qi Qiandie would have sneaked away long ago when Demon King Yi wasn't paying attention, why would she be abused by him during the day and at night.

Don't think about it, it's just that the smell of meat on Yi Mowang's body is too tempting. At night, the corpse demon sleeps on the original owner's big bed that is more than five meters wide, even though Qi Qiandie is lying farthest away from Yi Mowang when she falls asleep. When you wake up in the morning, you will find that you are being held tightly in the arms of the other party, with a few silver threads hanging from the corners of your mouth, and there is a strange fragrance between your lips and teeth.

Although it's been a night, the scent is still too strong to melt away. If it wasn't for the fact that Qi Qiandie couldn't beat it, Qi Qiandie would have...

After sleeping for half a month, although Qi Qiandie slept well every night, and the food in her dreams became more and more sweet and delicious, but seeing the more and more strange eyes of Yi Mowang, she was becoming a dish and being eaten by the devil. Before falling off, Qi Qiandie took the initiative to step forward and said that for the sake of the sleep quality of Lord Demon King, she could sleep on the floor with the quilt in her arms.

Yi Mowang looked at Qi Qiandie with a strange expression, and finally agreed to Qi Qiandie's request to sleep on the floor, but... don't even think about having a quilt.

In this way, I slept on the floor every day. Although there was a carpet on the floor, and although the corpse seemed to have no feeling, Qi Qiandie still didn’t sleep at all comfortably. Every morning when I woke up, my back hurt, as if I had been killed by ten thousand animals. Dongdu Chihuahua hurts like stepping on it.

"It's like this every night. I can't sleep all night long. I wake up in the morning and my back hurts. If this continues, I will run out of energy sooner or later." Processing and processing complained to Xu.

In Qi Qiandie's eyes, Xu Shi is just a weak person who can be eaten by herself in minutes, and Qi Qiandie doesn't mind complaining to Xu Shi, since she has no chance to complain anyway.

Qi Qiandie felt that she was just complaining, but in Xu's eyes, it was Chi Guoguo showing off.

What is "difficult to serve", what "can't sleep", what "sore waist and back pain", they are simply taking advantage of it, and they are still acting good here, deliberately angry with themselves.

Not only Xu was angry, but other concubines in the house were also very angry.

The original owner of Mu Ran paid attention to the uniformity of rain and dew. Except for staying overnight in the princess's room on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar new year, every concubine could barely get one night, but since Qi Qiandie came, let alone staying overnight, He didn't even see the prince stepping into the backyard during the day, and stayed with Qi Qiandie all day long.

Hu Meizi, who doesn't understand the rules, even dragged the prince to prostitute herself day and night, not afraid of hurting the prince's body.

Xu thought so, and immediately said this to Qi Qiandie. Of course, she said it more implicitly, not so directly, but just reminded Qi Qiandie to pay attention to the prince's body.

"Ah? His body... I mean the body of the prince. The body of the prince is very good. It is as strong as a cow. It can be pulled out to plow the fields." Qi Qiandie said sincerely: "No Like me, I just blow the wind twice, and I fall down." Qi Qiandie rubbed her waist while talking.

If possible, Qi Qiandie would not want to come to chat with Mrs. Xu, she would rather take advantage of the five-meter-large bed to catch up on sleep when King Yi Demon is not at home.

"Bold! How can you say that the prince looks like a head... how can you compare such a vulgar thing with the prince?" Xu looked at Qi Qiandie angrily. Rather, it was because the other party dared to show off such a thing in broad daylight.

Because there is a common saying, "There are only fields that have not been plowed, and only cattle that are exhausted." Therefore, the meaning of Qi Qiandie's words is clearly to show off in front of himself, showing off that the cattle are so powerful that they plowed the fields.

It's really unbearable when you're born, you can't bear it when you're born, you can't bear it, and you need to bear it again.

"Come here! Have breakfast!" Although Qi Qiandie was full of anger, but because Xu Shi really didn't want to have such a violent exchange with Qi Qiandie, he had to change the subject abruptly.

Eat without speaking, sleep without speaking.

You should shut up for me, right?

Xu's calculations are very good, but what she doesn't know is that modern Chinese not only have no habit of not talking while eating, but also regard eating time as a good time to exchange feelings.