Diary of the poisonous brother

Yes, this guy weighs at least three hundred years old, his facial features have been blurred into a ball of flesh, and his figure is like a big white fat meatball. Even if he used to be handsome, he looks thin when he wears clothes, he has flesh when he takes off his clothes, and he can laugh casually. Fascinated a large number of Yimowang.

"Dedicate your life to art!" The girl, that is, the good boy Qi Qiandie, patted Yi Demon King on the shoulder and said.

In the past, Qi Qiandie casually slapped Yi Mowang on the shoulder, and was immediately sore by the opponent's muscles as strong as a steel plate; now, when Qi Qiandie slapped her, she felt like her hand was stuck in a pile of soft cotton Here, it took a lot of effort, but I couldn't find where to put the effort.

Therefore, the Great Demon King is not to be feared, but the Great Demon King Roushan is the one to be feared.

"But it's fine if you dedicate yourself to art, why should I pretend to be your newly married concubine? Is there a mistake? I'm a boy!" Qi Qiandie said angrily.

This guy is really disgusting, I finally became an alien once, and before I had time to travel in an alien world, I was dragged down from the sky by the devil again, and I didn’t go to the spiritual world with strong aura, but ran to Yun Dan The spiritual world is a place where spiritual energy is scarce, birds don’t shit, and cultivators don’t like to come, then kill the real Fatty Muran, play a cosplay game, pretend to be a wretched uncle, and even look like he’s enjoying it .

What about the high-cold devil king?fraud!minus!Roll rough!

"Didn't you say that you want to be my lord's servant?" Yi Mowang looked at Qi with her pouty lips and puffed cheeks. She looked very cute, and she couldn't tell that Qi was a "boy" at all. Qian Die half-closed her eyes and said.

"I'm talking about the current person, not about being a concubine." Qi Qiandie emphasized loudly that there is a huge difference between a servant and a concubine, "I'm a pure child, so I won't sell myself! "

"Cut!" Yi Mowang was amused by Qi Qiandie's angry appearance, and then said angrily, "It's as if you have art to sell."

Looking at Qi Qiandie with an uncomfortable face, Yi Mowang continued: "Washing and cooking? Serving tea and water? Massaging and taking a bath? Waiting for the night? Housekeeping red? With so many talents, what do you do?"

While talking, Yi Mowang counted with his fingers, and saw Qi Qiandie standing opposite him, his face turned red very rarely, "Are you blushing? Shy? No way, poisonous corpse Why are you blushing? It’s amazing! Let me pinch it to see if it’s true!"

"Ah! What do you want to do?" Qi Qiandie held her face in her hands and jumped far away, jumping to the corner farthest from Yi Demon King, her body huddled in the corner of the wall, like a flowery girl walking at night and meeting a pervert and a hooligan. Eyes, looking at Yi Mowang with horror and shouted.

"You act...true or not..." Yi Mowang withdrew his hand and commented in the tone of a beauty contest judge: "The acting skills are superficial and cannot penetrate people's hearts, and it is also unnatural to memorize the lines. It's just playing tricks, it's really a waste of your innocent girl's face."

"Hundan! What does it matter to you that my acting skills are bad?" Qi Qiandie jumped up from the ground in anger, pointed at Yi Mowang and shouted: "You don't care about my acting skills! I hate it!"

"I care about you because you are my concubine now. Your acting skills are too bad, and you may hinder me from being discovered." Yi Mowang said: "I need the identity of Mu Ran, and I also need someone to cover up with me. Mu Ran's identity."

"Can't I be a servant? A servant can also cover up!" Qi Qiandie said, transforming herself into a cute little book boy, jumping up and down in front of Yi Demon King, just when she was about to speak, she Hearing Yi Mowang turned his head to the side with a look of reluctance.

"This fat man doesn't even know a few words, what kind of book boy do you need?" Yi Demon King looked Qi Qiandie up and down, with a smile that should have been very evil at the corner of his mouth, but on this fat man's face, how do you look at it? A smile that can only be described as "wretched", "If you grow up like you, even if you are a man, you will be judged by people in "818 The Seventh Prince Who Doesn't Love Girlfriends and Loves Trouble", "Just because Xiaosan is a man, I will You have to voluntarily give up and become their true love dog-boy-boy" or something."

After listening to Yi Mowang's words, Qi Qiandie, who was still in high spirits, immediately deflated like a discouraged ball. Do I want to be like those little fair-faced actors—such as a certain Jack and a certain Yang Guo? , In order to win an award, in order not to be regarded as an idol, in order to prove that he is capable, he ignores the feelings of the fans and destroys his peerless face to the death?

"Then can you tell me, why do you insist on pretending to be that fat man?" Qi Qiandie asked aggrievedly, pursing her lips.

Originally, Yi Demon King just wanted to give a random reason to fool Qi Qiandie, but when he saw the other party's sad appearance, even though he was already hard-hearted, when facing his servants, he would occasionally have the heart to do it. "I said that because I was tired of staying at home, I came to the world to experience life so as not to be forced to marry. Do you believe it?"

"Then you'd better just give me a reason and fool me." Qi Qiandie flattened her mouth again, she just looks like a child, and she is not really a child, how could she be so easy to deceive?

"Well, it's to destroy all human beings." Yi Mowang sighed, what happened to the corpses these years?I don't have any imagination ability at all, and I finally told the truth once, but no one believed it.

Instead, it's telling lies... It's not telling lies.

It is true to destroy all human beings, but it is enough to send any demon down. The reason why he came down in person was purely because he was forced to marry.

Yi Mowang can almost figure it out. If he hadn't escaped in time and decisively, then what happened to him must be because "the child must be given a home, and the child cannot grow up in an environment without mother's love", so "you go and get rid of it." It’s good to find the child’s mother, and it’s good to find another wife to be a stepmother.” Anyway, you, a bachelor who has been around for thousands of years, have to marry me this year.

Because of the above reasons, Mu Ran, the original owner, was directly destroyed by Yi Demon King, and his soul was directly destroyed into slag and fragments... Lian Qi Qiandie cried, "Be merciful, how many dishes can be prepared with so much meat", but he didn't know what to do. Save for chunks that are bigger and thicker than a strand of hair.

"I thought it would save a few days of meat money." Qi Qiandie looked at Mu Ran who was leaving with the wind, and said in a slightly sad tone.

And just when Qi Qiandie was heartbroken for his vegetable money, Yi Mowang's body was suddenly shrouded in a cloud of black mist, and the outline of the figure in the black mist began to change, gradually getting shorter and fatter. Ba's figure completely turned into a bloated fat man whose flesh would tremble if he took two extra steps.

Yimowang, who became the Great Demon King of Roushan, brought his concubine, Little Butterfly, back to the palace in Pingliangjing, and embarked on the road full of conspiracy and blood to seize the heir.

In fact, everything about seizing the hegemony was done by Yi Demon King. What Qi Qiandie opened was not the hegemony dungeon, but the house fight dungeon.

"That's not right! I opened the copy of House Fighting, so I can only stay at home. Why do you open the copy of Seizing the Inheritance and stay at home all day? What about the promised bloody road to Inheritance?" No.18 was driven away. After a concubine who sent soup to make up for the prince, Qi Qiandie, who finally realized that she had become a shield, said angrily.

The dungeon of opening the house is fine, but it is still the kind of bitter romance novel "the emperor's true love is the heroine, but in order to prevent others from hurting the heroine, he has to pretend to love the heroine and let the heroine act as a shield for the heroine". What's worse is that after other female partners acted as shields, they could still say that they had fulfilled a pair of lovers, but the reason why they acted as shields was purely because a cultivator's eyes were too good, and in the end they looked like worms. Worm, I really don't have the desire to talk for a long time.

"It's as if you weren't the one who wiped the bugs on the chair so hard on the first day." King Yi gave Qi Qiandie a blank look. Because of Qi Qiandie's behavior, he stayed up most of the night and cast spells to drive away the bugs in the entire palace. I wanted to give this guy a surprise, but the other party didn't notice any difference at all, so my winking eyes were thrown to the blind man for nothing.

"Of course not me." Qi Qiandie sneered and said, "The 'person' you mentioned, but I am a 'corpse'."

Listening to Qi Qiandie who was re-reading the word "corpse" vigorously, Yi Mowang felt his hands a little itchy, and always felt that he really wanted to hit someone, no, he really wanted to hit "corpse".

Yi Mowang raised his head, looked at Qi Qiandie coldly with murderous eyes, looked at his beautiful and cute face, cute but unbeatable, and arrogant face, after thinking about it carefully, he still felt a little unbearable... No, This had nothing to do with the task of not being able to bear it. I didn't beat him up because the plot of beating him didn't fit the identities of the two of them at this time.

I am an actor with outstanding acting skills, and I must not be confused with a corpse with superficial acting skills like him.

Demon King Yi silently turned his head to one side, and said, "I'm going to the palace tomorrow, you are at home by yourself... Well, be careful... Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about your safety..." Demon King Yi has a serious expression on his face Looking at Qi Qiandie, "I mean, no matter how angry you are, please...don't eat me up."

When he said the last few words, Yi Mowang said these words in a voice of gnashing his teeth.

Have you ever seen a concubine, because she was impatient with another concubine of her father-in-law, she simply turned her into a palace guard?

This copy of House Fighting is really too cruel.