Diary of the poisonous brother

Dongmei didn't remember how she got out of the house in the end, how she went back to her courtyard, and how she finally returned to her house.She only remembered that Aunt Qi forced herself to drink a cup of tea. The taste of the tea was weird, without the fragrance and bitterness of tea, but with a fishy smell, and the taste was not bad after drinking it.

It's really strange, why can't I remember what happened yesterday?

Dongmei patted her head vigorously, no longer thinking about yesterday's matter, but concentrating on handling the chicken in her hand.

The reason why Dongmei can be reused by the Xu family is not only because she is a family child, but also because she is good at medicinal food.

Unlike other people who never cook the ingredients by themselves, and are only responsible for putting the ingredients that the mothers-in-law have already processed into the pot, Dongmei will prepare the ingredients by herself for every medicinal meal, just like this promise Shi has to drink black-bone chicken blood-enriching soup every day. Every chicken is handpicked by Dongmei, and then she personally uses her slender hands to pluck the feathers from the neck of the chicken, and holds the comb and wings of the chicken in her right hand to make the neck stick out. With a kitchen knife in his left hand, he quickly cut off the trachea, esophagus and blood vessels.

As usual, the chicken blood spurted out from the wound quickly, but Dongmei didn't catch the chicken blood with a small bowl as usual, but stared straight at the wound on the chicken's neck.

The bright red, warm red liquid with a fishy smell caused a commotion in Dongmei's heart that she had never felt before.

so hungry!So thirsty!It smells so good!

A prominent and inexplicable sense of hunger drove Dongmei to bite the chicken's neck.

Just as Dongmei's chicken blood and duck feathers were all over the place, Qi Qiandie's other end was also a bloody drama being staged.

Qi Qiandie hugged Yi Mowang's thigh, raised her head, pursed her lips, looked at Yi Mowang pitifully, and howled from time to time, "Father~~"

Who is your father now?It's also called working so hard!The wavy lines are all realized!

"Don't hit Ren's family~"

Beat you?As soon as I raised my head with my hand, you rushed over screaming "Aww", hugging my thigh, with snot and tears, sobbing and howling that I couldn't even say a word , and even beat people... What about beating corpses?

"The Ren family is still a child!"

Children over 100 years old, let go of the title "children"!You dead giant baby!

"The Ren family is not only a child, but also a boy... er... girl. You are a man, how dare you attack a girl, or a weak girl?"

I've never seen a corpse more unscrupulous than this guy!He has always emphasized that he is an upright boy, but this time, in order not to be beaten, let alone a boy, let alone a boy?

"The Ren family knows, Daddy, you must not have the heart to treat..."

"I'm very tolerant!" Yi Mowang felt that if he didn't speak again, he would have no chance to speak in the future - he was directly pissed off by Qi Qiandie.

"Yes! I knew you wouldn't bear it... what? You can bear it!" Qi Qiandie screamed. She sold her cuteness for so long, but she only got one sentence of "bearable". This is so disrespectful , "I am such a cute little lady, you have the heart to do it, are you still human?"

"You're right, I'm not a human being." Yi Mowang said angrily.

"You...you..." Qi Qiandie opened his mouth. Although he has not been together for a long time, he still has a little understanding of Yi Demon King. , Yi Demon King is self-reliant on his status, and he won't do anything to himself, but he didn't expect... didn't expect...

"Don't you want to be moral?" Qi Qiandie let go of Yi Mowang's thigh, rubbed his numbed face, angrily got up from the ground, and angrily sat on another chair, staring With a pair of big round eyes, he looked at Yi Mowang and asked.

"I'm not a human being, so what does this have to do with integrity?" King Yimo took a sip of tea and frowned tightly, "It's still the same recipe, the familiar taste, as always, it's not for people to drink. You say, You dare to make tea that is not for human beings and give it to me, so what if I say that I am not human?"

"What? How can it be so bad?" Qi Qiandie picked up the tea bowl angrily and took a sip of tea. The good jasmine tea tastes not bitter at all, it is sweet and has a clear fragrance, sweet and Not greasy, the most important thing is that it is cold and delicious. "It tastes pretty good. The best iced black tea costs at least three yuan in supermarkets, and Master Kong only sells it for two yuan and five."

Looking at Qi Qiandie, who was a ruffian, with a very sincere and unpretentious look, and then thinking about the fact that the other party has been drinking this kind of tea for the past few months, he boiled it with the Yunding tea that only produced a catty a year. For the tea eggs that came out, Yi Mowang felt that this should be Qi Qiandie's sincere words-the main point is that Qi Qiandie doesn't have that IQ nor the acting skills to do such a thing.

I really can't get angry with this kind of two hundred and five.

"Tell me, why do you want to eat people casually this time? Didn't I tell you not to eat people casually while I'm out?" Yi Mowang decided to give up discussing the tea issue with Qi Qiandie and return to the earliest topic. , "Do you know that if you eat people casually like this, it will be very troublesome for me to clean up the aftermath?"

"Nonsense! How can I eat people casually?" Qi Qiandie said angrily, puffing her face, "First, I didn't casually. I chose her because she is your wife's eldest daughter." Huan, there is someone like me next to the enemy, which is more beneficial for me to take down the enemy; second, I didn't eat people, I just gave her a bowl of tea."

"Your corpse poison was added to that bowl of tea. People who have been poisoned by corpse poison will soon become covered in poisonous corpses, lose their senses and emotions, and are completely poisonous corpses born only for appetite." King Yimo didn't Looking at Qi Qiandie angrily, he tapped the table with his index finger subconsciously, "Do you know that poisonous corpses are monsters in the eyes of mortals, and they always represent bad omens. Now is the critical moment to seize the reserve. But this kind of inauspicious evildoer appeared here, it will affect me to win..."

"I'll eat anyone who bothers you." Qi Qiandie twitched the corners of his mouth. In his opinion, Yi Demon King is purely boring. No matter how low a monk is, as long as he steps into the road of cultivating immortals, he will not pay attention to ordinary people, and play tricks and tricks with ordinary people. How boring is it to do this?

Everyone is an ant, do you care what the ant thinks?

"That's because you don't have the IQ to play tricks and tricks." Yi Mowang leaned on the chair, propped his cheeks with his fingers, looked at Qi Qiandie with a sneer and said, "He doesn't have a brain, at least he has a head. You are not tall, but you still want to grow a brain? You are so stupid, you are really a scum of a corpse."

Yi Mowang originally thought that Qi Qiandie would retort angrily, "How many corpses do you know? Have you seen corpses with long heads and brains", but Qi Qiandie did not refute himself immediately, but frowned. He frowned and thought for a while, then said with a normal expression: "The quantifier is wrong, it should be 'bit' or 'name', but the actual language performance is not good, so we should use 'a' and 'only' to describe poisonous people. The corpse is too uneducated."

"Shut up! You big poisonous corpse with fish lips!" Yi Mowang slapped the table hard, with a "pop", the teacup on the table jumped.

Why does this guy always make himself go into a rage?Life is so good and I am so cranky!This is not good!

"You...you..." Qi Qiandie looked at the ashen-faced Yi Mowang, blinked her eyes, flattened her mouth, pinched the tender flesh on her legs with her hands under her long sleeves, and her eye circles immediately turned red , The original clear and bright big eyes were immediately covered with a layer of misty water vapor, "You scold me! How can you scold me?"

What's wrong with scolding you?I still want to hit you!

Yi Mowang rubbed his temples vigorously, and silently warned himself in his heart, don't shoot Qi Qiandie with a single hand shake, after all, it is still useful for him to keep Qi Qiandie, at least he can live...can...

The tea that fell all over the floor!What is the use of his life?Can't even make tea!Just act cute!A guy who can do whatever he wants because he is pretty and can act like a baby.

King Yimo complained in his heart, but he never thought that among the monsters and monsters that appeared in front of him in the past, there were those who were bolder and willful than Qi Qiandie, some who were smarter and more beautiful than Qi Qiandie, and some who were more beautiful than Qi Qiandie. There are even more people who like to act cute and act like a baby, and there are even people who are better than him in everything, but why does he have a particularly high tolerance for Qi Qiandie?

If it were a different person in today's situation, no matter how beautiful he was, or how cute he was, he would have been slapped to death by Yi Demon King.

"Shut up! If you want to eat people, go out and eat, stay away from Pingliangjing, don't eat at home. Rabbits don't even eat grass by the side of the nest, you are not as good as rabbits." Yi Mowang said angrily.

"What? I've said it before, I don't eat people so casually." Qi Qiandie said angrily: "The reason why I picked Dongmei is because she is the confidant of your cheap wife. I picked her only because I want to use Dongmei's hand to kill your cheap wife." Qi Qiandie said in a slightly excited voice: "Dongmei is a time bomb now, and she might be dead at any time Biting, you said, how good would it be if she bit your cheap wife? Take a step back and say, even if she didn't bite your cheap wife, but your cheap wife has such a monstrous reputation under her command? Do you want it? Is it? This is definitely a scandal. If she causes a scandal, you can clean her up, and then my favorite concubine can take the opportunity to take the throne, do you think so?"