Diary of the poisonous brother

Recently, due to the needs of the plot, I have lived a life of eating, sleeping, and bean... no, it is a life of eating, sleeping, and being a bean.

Because life is so boring, I have to start indulging in a series of novels based on "Long Aotian".

It was only when I became obsessed with novels that I discovered that, with the protagonist in the novel (for example, in the novel I read recently, the protagonist was a poor scholar. The hero entered the martial arts plane, but after more than 1000 chapters in the martial arts plane, he finally broke the void and went to the Xianxia plane. More than 1000 chapters became a saint. The protagonist who became a saint was not satisfied with this, but entered the era of Star Wars in order to save the world from catastrophe. After thousands of chapters, he led the alliance to defeat the protagonist of the Horde. He was inhaled by the wormhole and returned to his original body. In this way, the protagonist with ancient culture and cultivation, carrying a starship with him, began a thousand-year relationship with beautiful neighbors, pure nurses, and iceberg female bosses. Zhang’s happy urban life, and finally the protagonist led the harem into the holographic version of Jiansan which is still in the closed beta stage) Compared with it, my life is really not enough.

Isn't it just switching to the house fighting palace fighting mode?Brother can handle it.

BY The above content is excerpted from the article "The Autobiography of Jidao Demon Venerable Qi Qiandie".

Listening to Qi Qiandie's request, King Yi Mowang lowered his head and looked at Qi Qiandie with a strange expression. To be held by the princess or to be held in his arms, which one is more like a truly upright man?Not to mention that an upright man would not have this kind of thinking, even a dishonest man would not have this kind of thinking. This kind of problem really makes people... make the devil... powerless.

Is this because there are too many racial differences between corpses and demons, or is the age gap too big?Or is it……

"Has your brain been eaten by Liang?" Yi Mowang looked at Qi Qiandie angrily.

"Uh...not anymore..." Qi Qiandie shrank his head and scratched his head weakly, he didn't understand why Yi Mowang's expression was so ugly.

Even if his head was really gnawed by that guy Liang, he was the one who suffered, and his younger brother was the one who took advantage, so shouldn't he be very happy?

"Actually San...Uncle Liang is very kind to me." Qi Qiandie was afraid that Demon King Yi would get angry again, carefully pondering his own words, and after he finished speaking, seeing that Yi's face didn't become too ugly, he became more courageous Said: "Although Uncle Liang... is not as wise and powerful as Mr. Yi, you have one ten-thousandth of your demeanor, and you are also a very extraordinary demon among demons."

"You really know how to flatter." Yi Mowang's voice was a bit sour, why did he call Liang an "uncle" and himself an "adult"?The treatment gap is a bit big.

"Where? Everyone knows that I am the most honest corpse and never tell lies." Qi Qiandie patted her chest and said loudly: "I am a good poisonous corpse in the cultivation world, and I am a good poisonous corpse." Whoever dares to say that I am lying, I will eat him in one bite, and if I can't finish it, I will pack it into jerky.

Yi Mowang looked at Qi Qiandie with a serious expression on his face, thought about his nature, and then looked at his appearance. Facing such an unreasonable and heartless little poisonous corpse who has no self-knowledge, he seems to be able to "" Hehe".

Looking at the Yi Demon King who only smiled and didn't speak, Qi Qiandie swallowed, and decided to struggle harder, say something nice, and try to improve the treatment, "Master Yi, who is wise and mighty, where are we going? ?”

"Where are you going?" King Yi Demon held Qi Qiandie's arm tightly, then bent down again, his face almost touching Qi Qiandie's, and said in a low voice, "Of course we are going to Kyushu."

"Go to Kyushu? Go to Kyushu...Hey! Don't get so close to me!" Qi Qiandie unconsciously turned her face aside, a man with eyelashes longer than his brother, this is simply...wrong!Brother is also a man, so he is not a little girl!

It should be said that an evil and charming man who takes the route of being crazy, handsome, and cool is actually better-looking than this handsome man who takes the route of a slender and beautiful boy with a white lotus flower. This is really something that people and corpses can't bear.

"Why...can't be so close to you?" Yi Demon King didn't back off because of Qi Qiandie's words, but turned his face towards Qi Qiandie's, and lowered his voice and said.

"It's so close, it's almost close to being kissed...Do you want to kiss each other?" Qi Qiandie said angrily. If he wasn't afraid that Demon King Yi would turn his back on him, he would have wanted to say "Get out of the way, brother!" A cute girl who only loves big boobs, she doesn't like men at all, I don't want to be gay."

"Do you accept kissing between men and women?" Yi Mowang stood up straight, looked at Qi Qiandie with a puffy face and bulging cheeks, and said with a gloomy expression: "Then do you mean that as long as you If it's not a man, I can kiss you? If so, then I..."

Before Yi Demon King finished speaking, Qi Qiandie, who had already realized the meaning of his words, howled loudly, then hugged Yi Demon King's waist, and shouted while howling: "Father! Father! You can't do this! !father!"

"Father?" King Yi felt that the whole demon was bad, and he remembered that his innocence had been tainted by this dead poisonous corpse. "You still dare to mention this in front of me? Don't you mention it?" , I have forgotten."

Yi Mowang said in a sinister tone, he didn't completely scare Qi Qiandie, but he really forgot.

Originally, he had already prepared everything. When he saw this damned corpse that tarnished his innocence, he must ignore any of the cute words of this corpse, and stabbed him to death with a sword—really The kind of stabbing with a sword is definitely not any twisted stabbing method.

But when he really saw Qi Qiandie, more than half of his murderous thoughts disappeared, and when he talked to the other party, the remaining half almost completely disappeared.

All he could think about was how to toss the little fat corpse, but as for killing the corpse...that was completely unthinkable.

The poisonous corpse was already dead, how could it be killed?

"My dear girl, tell me, what should I do with you?" King Yimo said, changing from coercion to arrest, grabbing Qi Qiandie by the collar behind him and lifting him up, forcing the other party to face him , gritted his teeth and said.

"Hehe..." Qi Qiandie smiled awkwardly. As long as he can keep his manly body, he doesn't mind losing some integrity. Who knows if Xiao Dingding will be intact after the resurrection of Phoenix Gu, "How about it? I... punish me... as long as my lord is willing to let me go, I will definitely treat you like an ox and a horse, and serve you with all my strength."

As Qi Qiandie said, in order to increase her credibility, she forced out two tears.

Drops of water hang on the long eyelashes, and when the eyelashes move slightly, the drops of water will tremble slightly, but they can't fall off. He looks like he is about to fall, and coupled with his white lotus-like appearance, he looks Very lovely and pitiful.

Faced with Qi Qiandie's pitiful and malicious behavior of showing cuteness, Yi Demon King didn't even think about it, and just sold a rotten sentence, "If you are a cow or a horse, you have to let me ride it."

Qi Qiandie was dumbfounded by Yi Mowang's direct strike. He instinctively objected to covering his little chrysanthemum, looked at Yi Mowang nervously, and said timidly: "I'm talking about being a cow and a horse. Can't ride."

"Then kill and eat meat?" Demon King Yi said that he is a good demon king who is democratic and respects the rights of corpses. "Would it be better to make braised pork or twice-cooked pork?"

"Nothing tastes good." Qi Qiandie pursed her lips, and said timidly: "I'm not talking about being a cow or a horse... I'm not being a cow or a horse, so I will be your current person?"

Now people will not eat me, right?

Qi Qiandie blinked her eyes, and looked at Yi Mo Wang innocently, with a very sincere expression.

This time, he did not lie.

In the realm of comprehension, the weak eat the strong, and killing and robbing treasures are everywhere.When casual cultivators seem to be free and unrestrained, romantic, but when you not only have no exercises, magic treasures, cave charms, and elixirs, but even your life is in danger from time to time, when you are often in danger, you have absolutely no intention of enjoying that share. Freedom and romance.

It's like playing Sword 818. When you first entered the game, you had no friends, no master, no guild, and no money, so you could only honestly wear a mission blue outfit and go about your daily life. The novice who has pitted me N many times in the big battle" or something, if you join the camp, it will be even more terrible, and you will be pitted by hostility every minute to the point that you can't get up.

But if you have a friend, even if you have a big size or money, your gameplay is another start. After graduation, you can directly collect tributes and collect gemstones, go to the 25-person book and the arena to lay a corpse, and come out Just get new equipment.

Casual cultivators are the kind of players in front of them.

The disciples of the famous sect are the latter kind of players.

Qi Qiandie used to be the latter kind of player. When he was in Tianyijiao, he was given ten spirit stones a month as a monthly salary. Later, when he went to Tibetan Jianmen, he was given two spirit stones a month. You don't need to worry about survival if you meditate with peace of mind, and it will be a tragedy if you become a casual practitioner later.

It's fine if you don't rob for a day, don't eat for a day, and even practice and meditate with trepidation, lest someone will take the opportunity to destroy it.

Therefore, all casual cultivators, as long as their brains are not so twitching, will all want to find a big sect to join, with thick thighs.

Naturally, Qi Qiandie is no exception. Although it is not pleasant to say it to people at the moment, the key depends on whose servant it is.

Yi is the king of heavenly demons outside the Territory, and being his servant is definitely much happier than being the master of the Tibetan Sword Sect.