Diary of the poisonous brother

As a fan of the 818 post, I know that everyone wants to see it, so I replied, "Thank you everyone, we are together".

But I want to say that my relationship with me really didn't get better so quickly, at least at this time... I never thought that I would have anything to do with him, I just hate that I am not a gang of beggars, and I will kill the two brothers .

As for the future... That kind of life is as sad as eating a hundred life-chasing arrows. It is better to die until a hundred battles cannot be saved.

The pain at that moment was like Zhen Shanhe being exploded by his teammates in seconds.

BY The above content is excerpted from the article "The Autobiography of Jidao Demon Venerable Qi Qiandie".

Looking at his younger brother who is so disappointing and who has been like a day for thousands of years, King Yi Mowang unexpectedly did not let him understand what a brother's love is like before, but set his sights on Qi Qiandie.

"Heh...heh..." Qi Qiandie looked at King Yi, smiled dryly and took two steps back, but bumped into King Bright.

Qi Qiandie turned her head and looked at the bright demon king who was hugging her body and shrunk into a ball. With a flash of her figure, she had already shrunk behind the bright demon king, shrinking into a ball like him.

Looking at the two big meatballs, one big and one small, hugging their heads into a ball, Yi Mowang, who wanted to get angry, suddenly felt powerless. Getting angry with these two idiots, would it lower his style? ?

Yi Mowang traced back and forth on the two big meat balls with uncertain faces, the same movements, the same demeanor, and even the trembling direction of the two big meat balls were very similar.

Since you are so alike, it's fine for you to be father and son, why do you want to implicate me who is as innocent as jade?

Feeling the more and more fiery gaze on his back, although Qi Qiandie felt that his heart was hairy and the chrysanthemums were cool, but he had no choice but to lower his body under the eaves. The only thing he could do was to give himself a phoenix After Gu, cut the mind from the poison meridian to mend the sky, and then... what else can I do?

Smiling hands off the keyboard?Please, this guy is not Brother Beggar, he has Phoenix Gu in his body, so he has to struggle at least.

What's more, although Yi is not a beggar brother, he is a gay brother. If he becomes interested in brother's childish little chrysanthemum, even if he doesn't become interested in brother's little chrysanthemum, and uses coercion to force himself to pull carrots for him, Then I can only work hard - I have cut off my meridian.

Qi Qiandie wondered in her heart how she should act like a truly upright man, referred to as "straight man" for short. When she categorically refused the unreasonable demands of these gay guys, she felt a tightness behind her back, and then her legs left the ground for a while. After the world was spinning... Qi Qiandie felt that she was hugged into a warm embrace by a strong arm.

The Chinese language is extensive and profound, and the art of writing is a very beautiful thing, so in the real world, the above sentence must be crossed out and crossed out again.

"Hmm...you can't do this to little Lolita!" Qi Qiandie raised her head, looked at Yi Mowang's stern handsome face, and whispered boldly.

"Why do I treat Xiaoluo... loli?" Yi Mowang glanced at Qi Qiandie with a strange expression, "Are you sure you are a loli? I remember the body tempering technique I taught you. You don't need to be in the palace to practice it. You won't change your gender at all. And your face..." Yi Mowang had an unbearable expression on his face, and savagely scratched Qi Qiandie's round cheeks twice with fierce knife-like eyes. He imagined that he could use his eye knife to slice off Qi Qiandie's cheeks alive.

It's not that Qi Qiandie isn't cute and unattractive when she's fat. In all honesty, Qi Qiandie is just a little chubby during puberty.Children, there will always be times when even I... Cough cough, I have always been in good shape but not strong, and I have never been fat. The one who is really fat is that idiot, that foodie, he is not only fat , he still has a male duck voice, and he also has acne.

Unexpectedly, a young man who looked at the jade tree facing the wind actually had an unbearable youthful voice change period.

But this kind of thing, as long as you know it in your heart, there is no need to tell Qi Qiandie, an evil poisonous corpse.

"Give me back your face, your face looks so ugly..." Yi Mowang looked at the cinnabar on Qi Qiandie's forehead, and said with a fierce expression: "You are obviously an ugly monster, why pretend to be a peerless beauty? A little cinnabar on the forehead? What an ugly man... Fat corpses make trouble."

"What? How can it be so ugly? This face is obviously very beautiful." Although Qi Qiandie said so, she honestly opened the disguise panel and changed her face back.

He only hates that he crossed too early and couldn't pinch his face, otherwise he would definitely have an awl face, a snake face, so as not to turn into a chubby girl as soon as his face developed.

"This way... it looks much more pleasing to the eye." King Yimo nodded in satisfaction as he looked at Qi Qiandie's delicate and flawless face.

"Hey! I've satisfied you, can you satisfy me a little bit?" Qi Qiandie kicked her feet vigorously, trying to break free from Yi Demon King's hand, but Yi Demon King's hand was like a steel hoop, dead. Wrapped tightly around his waist, "Loosen up...waist...it's going to break..."

Feeling the bursts of pain from his waist, listening to the "creaking" sound of bones dislocated in his ear, Qi Qiandie dared to swear to his undeveloped penis, this guy is absolutely is intentional.

"Why are you dissatisfied? There are a pair of strong and powerful big hands holding you, and a warm embrace for you to rely on. What are you dissatisfied with?" Yi Mowang sneered at Qi Qiandie, raised his head and looked ahead .

Now the two are flying tens of thousands of miles high in the sky, passing through the clouds at lightning speed along the way.

All I could see in front of me was gusts of wind and turbulent clouds, while in the surrounding pitch-black sky, there were countless purple lights flashing non-stop.

"Or? I throw you out, what do you think will happen to you?" Yi Mowang lowered his head, looked at Qi Qiandie, with the corners of his mouth curled up, showing a smile.

As soon as Yi Mowang's words fell, a purple thunderbolt fell from the sky with a "boom", and when it was about to fall on his head, the purple thunderbolt unexpectedly made a 90-degree change in the air. Avoided Yi Demon King and landed near him.

"Damn!" Qi Qiandie couldn't help but burst into a curse.

I've seen someone who is tyrannical, handsome, and cool, but I've never seen someone so tyrannical, handsome, and cool. Whether ordinary people or demons, when fighting against sky thunder, they all use magic weapons, spells, or their own power to avoid or directly force them. Carrying the thunder, it was the first time Qi Qiandie had seen a creature like Yimowang who could make the thunder turn abruptly.

Is this the so-called "strong aura"?It is so powerful that even the power of thunder and lightning is distorted, how can this make the corpse mess up?

Qi Qiandie only felt that his balls started to hurt if he didn't raise them well, and if he hurt like this twice, he felt that his balls would never develop well.

"Even if you can't satisfy me, can't you be gentle? Your waist is almost broken!" Qi Qiandie gently touched her waist with her hand.

The waist is the home of the kidneys.

Kidneys are the essence of men.

How can a man without energy become a real man?

"Shut up!" King Yimo glanced at Qi Qiandie who was in his arms, and growled, "I don't want to be carried away, do you want to be carried away? I don't mind."

"Don't... Even if you don't want to make me feel better, can't you give me face? It's ugly to walk like this." Qi Qiandie grimaced, walking in the arms of someone like a briefcase is fine, but Being carried like a sack, the dignity of a man is lost, okay?

"Cut! Save face!" Yi Mowang snorted coldly. If his image didn't allow him, he really wanted to be like a resentful woman, grabbing the clothes on Qi Qiandie's chest, and then holding Qi Qiandie in his hand and shaking violently, shaking her back. He shouted: "You want your face, have you ever thought about my face? When you pretend to be my daughter... a man, an evil little poisonous corpse, pretends to be my daughter...you pretend to be my daughter... Did you ever think about my face? Do you know what kind of eyes they look at me? It’s like seeing my father-in-law! I... don’t talk about face, you’ve even lost my face!"

"Then what do you think, how can you gain face?" Yi Mowang resisted the urge to growl, looked at Qi Qiandie with a smirk, and was secretly surprised in his heart.

Before I met Qi Qiandie, wasn't I the invincible, glamorous and noble devil-flesh iceberg machine who glared at who was pregnant?Why don't you just stare at someone who is pregnant now, even a little poisonous corpse dares to curse yourself here, but I haven't done it with my own hands like I used to deal with those guys who don't listen to me The famous dish is "tearing corpses and dried meat with hands", but suppressing the anger in his heart, he reasoned with him.

It doesn't make sense to be reasonable, and I am often so angry that the other party is half dead, and then I can't vent my anger, I can only hold it in my heart.

If he went on like this again, he would definitely die hundreds of years earlier.

"I'm warning you, if I let you go down, you won't be able to keep up with my speed, and if you leave my protection, you will..." Yi Mowang casually threw a stone, and before the stone hit the ground, he saw a thunderbolt Chop down.

Qi Qiandie saw the purple lightning strike the stone, and in an instant the egg-sized stone was gone.

It wasn't smashed or smashed, but the whole stone was gone and vaporized in an instant.

Nima, this is not a sky thunder, this is a laser cannon!

Qi Qiandie looked at Yi Demon King blankly, and asked the other party to let him down and go on his own. Now even if the other party affirmed it, he would not dare to go down to the ground, so there is only one thing he can do for the present plan-seriously think about whether to be raped by the princess Hugging is more like a real upright man, or sitting on each other's arms, being held in the arms is more like a real upright man.