Diary of the poisonous brother

The Buddha said 500 years ago: There are [-] insects in a bowl of water.

Later, humans invented the microscope and saw the microorganisms in the water, which proved the truth of this sentence.

"Lord Yi, since Buddhas can see insects in the water, monks should be able to see them too, right?"

"Of course, as long as you are a monk who has entered the foundation building stage, you can see the insects in the water. What? Are you afraid? It doesn't matter, the spiritual spring water we use will not have such insects."

"I'm not afraid. I'm just thinking, since we can see the microbes in the water clearly, then the mites on the human face should also be able to see clearly, right?"

"what do you want to say in the end?"

"Actually... I just want to know, where did you get the courage to kiss a face covered in mites?"

"Are you... jealous?"

BY The above content is excerpted from the article "The Autobiography of Jidao Demon Venerable Qi Qiandie".

The Taisho Dynasty, located in the cloudy and spiritual world of Kyushu, is a country completely controlled by mortals.

Mu Nianyang, the first monarch of the Dazheng Dynasty, was born in chaos, started in the grass, and established the country with martial arts. After decades of fighting, destroying the country and punishing the clan, he finally unified the entire Yundan spiritual world.

Now, hundreds of years have passed since the founding of the country by the first ruler of the country. Although the power of the Taisho Dynasty has gradually declined, Pingliangjing has become the most prosperous place in the world under the cultivation and construction of several generations of monarchs of the Taisho Dynasty.

Stepping into Pingliangjing, one can see painted buildings and flying buildings, embroidered households with rich doors, busy traffic, pedestrians, teahouses and wine shops are noisy and boiling, and Chinese clothes and pearl shoes are shuttled through the market, which is a scene of prosperity and prosperity.

At this time, under the scorching sun at noon, a huge and exquisite sedan chair carried by 32 people, under the protection of hundreds of guards with swords, slowly entered Pingliangjing from the main gate of Pingliangmen.

"Who is this? Such a big sedan chair?" A passer-by who was driven aside with a whip by a guard with a knife pointed to the giant sedan chair that was gradually moving away, and said angrily: "The land of the capital is so arrogant, your majesty!" Does the old man know?"

"Brother, you are a foreigner, are you new to the capital?" A kind passerby next to him looked at the angry guy next to him, and kindly persuaded him, "This is the splendid sedan chair of the Seventh Prince."

"So what about the Seventh Prince? The prince broke the law and committed the same crime as the common people!" The person who was aggrieved at the beginning, although his tone was still very hard, his voice was much softer.

No one knows that Mu Bin, the ruler of the current Taisho Dynasty, is old and seriously ill. His time is running out. Soon, he will end his most glorious days as an emperor and enter his eternal sleep. .

Therefore, since three years ago, the prince and the four auxiliary ministers have discussed and handled state affairs together.

But everyone knows that among the princes, the prince's appearance and quality are no more than middle-class. The reason why he became the prince is only because the middle palace has no children, and he happens to be the eldest son of the emperor. According to the ancestral rules, the prince should be established as a prince if there is no descendant.

The mother of the crown prince is just a palace official, born in a humble family, without knowledge and opinions, not even good looks, at best she is pretty, and she has only been favored by Mu Bin on the first night of entering the palace for many years, but this The palace people were really lucky. Not only did they conceive overnight, but they also gave birth to the eldest son of the emperor.

However, even giving birth to a prince did not change the fate of this palace lady, it was just that the palace lady was promoted as a beauty, and the mother and son were together, never to be favored again.

Since ancient times, "children are more valuable than their mothers, and mothers are more valuable than their sons." Apart from being the eldest son, there is only such a prince who has no talent, no favor, and no love. Naturally, other princes will not be willing to be a vassal.

In this way, the remaining two to six princes, in order to compete for the throne of the No.17 emperor of the Taisho Dynasty, each recruited forces, fought openly and secretly, and staged countless fighting methods.

You mean the Seventh Prince?Where is the Seventh Prince?

The Seventh Prince Mu Ran and the Fourth Prince Mu Chu have the same mother, and both of them are the sons of Concubine Zheng.Although Concubine Zheng was not born in a noble family, and her appearance was not the most beautiful, she was intelligent, well versed in folk music and poetry, and had always been loved by Mu Bin.If it wasn't for the virtue of the queen and the willingness of the ministers to fight with death, Mu Bin would have abolished the queen long ago and made Concubine Zheng his queen.

Love the house and Wu, Mu Bin naturally held the fourth and seventh princes born to Concubine Zheng like pearls in his palm. Mu Bin wanted to make Mu Chu the crown prince several times, but they were all blocked by the ministers using "ancestral rules" .

As for the Seventh Prince Mu Ran, although he is also loved by Mu Bin, he has foot problems since he was a child, one leg is long and the other is short, making it inconvenient to walk. out.

But foot disease belongs to foot disease, Mu Bin does not have a son who doesn't like foot disease, but because of Mu Ran's foot disease, or because he is not a threat to the throne, he loves Mu Ran from pity, and he loves Mu Ran very much. Muran asked for it, but he didn't allow it.

Therefore, in the entire Taisho Dynasty, when no one dared to extravagant and luxurious, only the Seventh Prince dared to stand up to the wind. The big sedan chair swaggered in Pingliangjing.

After the sedan chair entered the city, he skillfully walked through the streets and alleys of Pingliangjing. After walking for about half an hour, he finally arrived at the gate of the Seventh Prince's Mansion that Mu Bin gave to the Seventh Prince.

The palace of the Seven Princes is filled with glazed tiles and vermilion walls, stacked palaces, pavilions, pavilions, carved railings and exquisite jade. It is so beautiful that although it is not as gorgeous as the Supreme Palace of Heaven, it still shows the richness of the world.

"Congratulations to the Seventh Prince." Seeing the return of the master who had been away for more than two months, the housekeeper sent someone to report to the princess, and at the same time leaned in front of the sedan chair, and said flatteringly: "The prince has worked hard all the way."

"Hmm..." A tired voice came from inside the sedan chair, and then a hand stretched out from the curtain of the sedan chair. It was a beautiful young girl's hand. So soft, you can't help but want to touch it.

The jade hand opened the sedan chair curtain, and a girl dressed as a maid came down with black hair like waterfall, skin white like snow, and face like morning glow.

The girl bent down, fixed the car curtain with her hands, and said softly: "Little maid welcomes the prince."

With a sway of the sedan chair curtain, another person came out, but it was not the Seventh Prince Mu Ran, but a more beautiful girl who was still dressed as a maid.

Four beautiful girls came out in a row, all of them were glamorous, pure and lovely, so that the onlookers who were isolated by the guards with knives couldn't help being curious about the master of the four, the Seventh Prince Mu Ran. What a peerless person, can have so many beautiful beauties as slaves.

Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.

If you want to have so many beautiful beauties as your servants, it has nothing to do with whether you are a dragon or a phoenix. All you need are two things outside your body.

One is called power and the other is called money.

It is best to have both, if there is only one, it is fine.

Therefore, when a big white fat man who is no more than five feet tall, weighs no less than two hundred catties, has a fat head and big ears, wears gold and silver, and looks like he is afraid that others will not know that he is rich, when he is born in front of everyone, he blinds a group of people. Yulip mortal eyes are also a normal thing.

What's even more ruinous is that such a wretched fat man is actually holding a rare beauty who is more delicate and beautiful than flowers in his arms.

The beauty looked only twelve or thirteen years old, with exquisite and beautiful features, and a slender figure. Although she was not yet an adult, she was already graceful and graceful, as elegant and elegant as a lotus in clear water, which was impossible to ignore.

"My lord... this is your home?" The beauty not only has a beautiful appearance, but also has an exceptionally sweet and moving voice, with a sweet and waxy voice like a child's voice, which makes people's bones crisp.

"Yes, yes, Little Butterfly... No, Little Butterfly, this is not only the home of the king, but also your home, little beauty." Mu Ran, who was almost blind with a smile, grabbed the beauty's hand, With a gentle and considerate voice that didn't match his identity at all, he said in a low voice: "Didn't this king say that? From now on, little beauty, you will be my beloved wife. You and I are one, so naturally my home will be your home." .”

After listening to Mu Ran's words, the beauty lowered her head, pursed her lips and smiled lightly, then raised her head again, looked at Mu Ran with eyes that seemed to be angry but not angry, and said delicately: "I don't dare to be the beloved wife of the prince. The prince has a princess. Woolen cloth."

"Oh! The princess was forced by my father to marry me, and I didn't want to marry myself. This king... I only like you, little butterfly, and only you are the one I love in my heart." Mu Ran Grabbing the beauty's hand, an infatuated smile appeared on her fat face.

And as the smile on his face intensified, the white and fat flesh on his body also trembled involuntarily.

"Cut! I don't believe it!" The beauty withdrew her hand from Mu Ran's, and raised her head proudly, her graceful and slender neck was as graceful as a white swan.

"That little butterfly, what do you have to do to believe this king's words?" Mu Ran said humbly, while trying to reach out to grab the beauty's hand, but was stared at by the other's sly and charming eyes, and immediately felt that The bones are crisp, how can I remember what I was going to do.

"Hmm..." The beauty Liu Mei frowned slightly, and then smiled at Mu Ran, the water in her beautiful eyes flowed, and she said with a smirk: "Unless... you hug me in, I will... hey... I I haven't finished talking yet! I hate it! Put me down, I'm so ashamed!"

"Are you ashamed at this time? It's too late!" Mu Ran hugged the beauty sideways, striding towards the backyard, while burying her head between her fair and tender neck, sniffing the girl's body fragrance, breath Said out of breath.

Looking at the master who completely disregarded etiquette and went away with the beauty in his arms, the butler thought for a while, but finally didn't dare to remind his master that the princess had been waiting for him in the hall for a long time, and the hall was on the other side, which was the way to the bedroom.