There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

"From today onwards, you are the tenant who enters my house, so as the landlord, I have the right to stipulate some things, such as the bath sand in the bathroom, because I don't know if you have any strange diseases on your body, so the public After changing the new bath sand, mother-in-law idiot, you must let me use it first, so this is the bathroom rule; then go to the drinking fountain, there is only one drinking fountain, I can't let you die of thirst, I am also a caring hamster, Then, when you are using it, please extend the tip of your tongue subtly and gracefully to touch the ball and the water will fall - don't stretch it like a hanged ghost to sweep around the water outlet. Disgusting, well, this is the rule of the water fountain; next are toys, seesaws, snorkels, and slides, you can use them, but I like the swing on the third floor, so you are not allowed to use them. In exchange, I am reluctant to use the brand new one The running wheel you use can be given to you to use, so this is the rule of the toy; finally, regarding food and sleep, the food can be divided among you, but the melon seeds in the basin must belong to me—"

"If you eat too many melon seeds, you will get lipoma."

"Really? But I'm happy."

"..."

"Understood, I'm so annoying, I'll give you all the vegetable rings as an equivalent exchange, so it's okay!"

"Pretend as if you are really embarrassed, but you don't know, your twitching cheeks and excited and calculating eyes have betrayed you."

"..." Jinran subconsciously stretched out his claws and wiped his face, making sure that he was as handsome and cute as usual, he put down his claws, and said confidently, "Fart!"

"..."

"And finally, about sleep, because I'm a privacy rat, so having you as a tenant is actually very difficult for me, so listen up guys—why even I started translating It’s a motherfucker—damn, anyway, listen to me, the upper floor of the wooden house belongs to me, because I have privacy.”

Wen Yan, Xiao Hei, who was holding a vegetable circle and looking at it with great interest, stretched out the vegetable circle and scratched the tip of the fat man's milk tea nose in front of him—this was similar to a teasing action, which made the back of a tiger bear his back The squatting hamster who was talking happily was shocked, and took three steps back. Xiao Hei sneered, and threw away the vegetable ring: "No."

"What! How dare you oppose me!!" Jin Ran stared wide-eyed, her fur exploded, and even her sharp teeth bared out—then stared at Xiao Hei's calm black eyes for three seconds After that, he turned around resolutely and slammed on the wall of the acrylic cage, "That idiot who read the script! You fucking look back! The new guy you just brought back is going to ride on my head—do you still have a conscience? Is there any reason!!!!!!”

"idiot."

"..."

"You sleep on the lower floor, you are so fat, what if the wooden house is crushed? And the lower floor is spacious, which is more suitable for you. If you sleep on the upper floor, your fat will be squeezed out from the air vents in all directions. Think about it Look, how much that affects the aesthetics."

"..." Jinran was silent for three seconds, turned around decisively and continued to hit the wall, "Holy shit, did you hear that guy who was reading the script, he actually said I was fat-this stupid hamster actually said I was fat, my agent couldn't help it!" Don’t say I’m fat, why does it say that I’m fat, and that I sleep on the upper layer and the flesh will squeeze out from the air vents in all directions, listen to it, does it sound like it’s talking to the same kind!!! Ah!!! !outrageous!!!!!!"

Sitting on the sofa, Jiang Chuan sneezed, touched the tip of his nose inexplicably, and turned over a page of the script that had been written in red, green and green in German. He paused, and looked back as if feeling something. He glanced at the hamster cage behind him—then he saw Ah Fei who was pressing his face against the cage wall and his wet pancake face. Behind him, Xiao Hei was squatting there quietly, shining Watch it with wonder.

Jiang Chuan: "..."

Jiang Chuan saw Ah Fei hitting the wall with his body.

Jiang Chuan: "Ah, are you so happy? Is there an idiom called tears of joy or something? Ah Fei really likes to cry."

Jiang Chuan's voice was neither high nor low, but it could reach the ears of the two hamsters in the quiet living room. Xiao Hei sneered, but he was shocked at the fact that he was so hard-working in the end. ...weeping with joy?

Jiang Chuan, to be honest, don't bother, with your stupid observation skills, you can't be an actor...you won't be popular if you become one!

Jinran turned around angrily, stepped on the angry flames under his paws and rushed up to the third floor, moved all the sawdust and cotton that he stuffed in the wooden house on the second floor to the first floor and stuffed them in, and then went in and made the bed to confirm the comfort Finally, I heard the sound of Xiao Hei slowly climbing up from outside - this hamster is really very flexible, if it is not for being close to the wall right now, it will hardly be able to detect Xiao Hei's movement Sound——even when it climbed from the first floor to the second floor, it just jumped lightly and silently, and heard a dull and soft "boom" on the top of its head, and then everything started again. Returned to tranquility.

Xiao Hei stopped talking, and didn't even accuse Jinran of removing all the heat preservation equipment.

Jinran was silent for three seconds, then scratched her stomach, and started to think about whether she was being too unfriendly and selfish. Spring hasn't come yet, what if Xiaohei is punished for taking all the cotton away? Frozen to death? ——A certain one was completely unaware that the whole behavior and thought of arguing with its master would repeat the same mistakes. The more he thought about it, the more uneasy he felt, so after waiting for a while, he finally couldn't help but want to make a fuss. Claws, tapped the shelf on top of the head.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Hei's calm voice came.

"I got a little too much cotton, and it made me so hot." Jin Ran said, "Come down, bring me some cotton, this is an order."

"You are so fat, of course the fat will be hot when you burn it."

"..."

The eyes of the hamster squatting on the lower floor instantly turned into inverted triangle white eyes, watching a dark hamster hanging upside down as if performing acrobatics and then swaying directly into his territory, Jin Ran didn't even have time to resist , was thrown into the soft cotton by Xiao Hei - for a while, the scene of waking up in the hamster cage in the pet shop seemed to be repeated... Ah, how long has it been since I felt this soft and furry body squeezing With your own warmth?

……wait.

"What are you doing you! Did I let you rush into my house! Did I let you crush me! Where to touch your paws, rogue! Get up from me-I count one, two, three, don't pinch my ass, ah, ah, I want Kick you rogue!!!"

"Fat man."

Jinran, who was howling, heard Xiao Hei's voice sounding very close to him - to be honest, since he became a hamster, Jinran also has a little bit of aesthetics as a hamster, for example, at least from the hamster's From a point of view, Xiao Hei belongs to the kind who is handsome and has a good voice, and the overall performance is a bit wild and domineering...

If it was replaced by a human being—this kind of person would make Jinran have the urge to overwhelm it and bully it and listen to it writhing and crying under him...

So he didn't move, just stretched out his claws and poked Xiao Hei weakly on his body: "Move away."

Xiao Hei moved away—the lower floor of the wooden house is really spacious, so spacious that two hamsters squatting side by side would not look too crowded, he got up from the ground, straightened his hair and shook his buttocks, turned his head and saw Xiao Hei Squatting aside and staring at himself—in the dark bottom of the wooden house, those dark mung bean eyes looked particularly bright... Jin Ran chrysanthemum tightened her hips and took a step back subconsciously: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

Xiao Hei turned away his face, stopped looking at Jinran, and said with a chuckle, "Fatty, why are you like a female hamster, just a little movement can make you chatter with excitement."

Hearing this, listening to what Xiao Hei said made him subconsciously want to suffocate him with cotton sawdust so that the hamster can no longer spit out ivory from his mouth—but after careful consideration, he found that this guy There wasn't much attack in his tone... at most, ridicule and ridicule?

For a moment, the atmosphere in the air was tense, frozen and ambiguous.

...wait a little longer.

This is wrong! ! ! ! ! ! !Why would I have an affair with a dark hamster (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ "Don't be so long-winded," the virgin hamster who was a virgin in his previous life and this life stammered cautiously, "Bring your cotton, you You can fuck off now."

"Come on, let's exchange feelings, the human outside still expects us to give him a litter of cubs."

"..."

"If it wasn't for you not having that function." Xiao Hei added slowly, squinting up and down the milk tea that was stuck in the arms of the first-floor wooden house, "it's not impossible."

"..."

Let's put aside the matter of who is who is marrying the daughter-in-law first, and don't worry about that disdainful and reluctant tone for the time being. I have already found out that hamsters, which are cute in appearance, are actually the only ones in the world. The most evil creature, cannibalism, mother hamster eats cubs, sex addiction, in addition to "papapa" in the mind, "eat, eat, eat".

Thinking of this, Jin Ran straightened up a little (if there is any) and said: "Give up, I won't have anything to do with you, because you are just a hamster."

"Really," Xiao Hei replied blankly, "That really makes me regret."

There was absolutely no "regret" in the tone of voice.

Jinran watched Xiao Hei holding a ball of cotton that was not too much and not too little, and then went up to the second floor again with the same quick movement that stunned him-until the rustling of cotton being torn and arranged came from upstairs. There was a rustling sound, and when Jinran realized it, he realized that he approached him with a mean face to talk, and the result was that they were fucking cold again.

Simply a shame.