There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

However, the chattering is obviously not the point anymore, because after Jinran raised her eyes a little, she accidentally saw that dark-colored hamster's somewhat distinctive belly hair—and Jinran's white and soft hair "Chest hair" is completely different, Xiao Hei is very worthy of his name, his belly hair is black.

The belly hair is black.

Wait a minute, this setting sounds familiar... The hamster living in the villa crossed his arms and closed his eyes for a while, thanks to the TV series "Strange Records of the Republic of China". He had inquired about hamsters before, and now he Start to dig out the few hamster knowledge in my mind...

Baidu Encyclopedia: Black-bellied hamster, also known as black-bellied hamster, European hamster, European golden mouse.The body length is 20-34 cm, the tail length is 4-6 cm, the life expectancy is eight years old, the body is big, the wildness is big, the aggressiveness is strong...and, absolutely celibacy, cannot be kept in a cage.

Sincerely: "..."

Goodbye world.

Precisely petrified in the air, he clung to the edge of the cage and stared at the "violent cohabitant" who was about to cohabitate with him. The hairs all over his body exploded, and he put on a look of "I'm so sorry." Awesome, I'll fight back"—and at this moment, ignoring the hamster in the cage that was so rigid that it was about to shatter, Xiao Hei raised his hind paw and lazily scratched his ear.

I was stunned.

lost! ! ! !His hind paws can only touch his waist when he raises it-if he has a waist! ! ! !

But at this moment, Jiang Chuan, completely unaware that his hamster has fallen into the thought attack of "why it can do it, but I can't do it, I can't do it", Jiang Chuan, as the master, is still self-serving to both sides. Introduction, what is "Xiao Hei, this is Fatty, he is your husband, in the future you should be a good wife and have many babies with Fatty"; what is "Fatty, this is Xiao Hei, your wife, you have to treat her well Don't bully it"...

Sincerely: "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻"

hair!

Boys and boys are so thunderous that they won't appear in the script!

Idiots who don't distinguish between male and female should hurry up and shut up in shame!

Bully it?Are you drunk, you idiot who doesn't distinguish between male and female?Lao Tzu is a cute milk tea, but this guy is a black belly, do you know what a black belly is? If you don’t know, go to Baidu, this is an ear in a hamster!

Unless the black cat chief upstairs comes out, whoever is bullying whom (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!

Two hamsters are housed together, Jiang Chuan, are you a pig? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

At this moment, Jinran scratched the door of the cage silently with his claws in Jiang Chuan's broken thoughts, and Xiao Hei... It seemed that the tense atmosphere was only around Jinran, and Xiao Hei turned his head at the beginning After taking a look at Jinran, he turned his head and pointed his back at him with disdain—Jinran, who had never received such treatment in his life, was about to explode: Everyone is a hamster, isn't it just a lump of black hair on the stomach? What can you be proud of, this is Lao Tzu's territory——

Food bowl!Sawdust!cotton!cabin!bathroom! ——Including the apple that was discarded because it was not crisp enough after taking a few bites—together!System!All!yes!old!son!of!

Oh, by the way, the slide from the second floor to the first floor will not be given to you!

Take that stupid master who doesn't distinguish between male and female if you like it! ! ! ! !

While protesting silently, Jin Ran became more and more active in brain supplement exercises. He stretched out his paw and kicked the sawdust like a hooligan. Amidst the sawdust flying all over the sky, he saw Jiang Chuan stretch out his hand and put the cage in his villa. The door opened, and after that, Xiao Hei was poured directly into the cage—— Originally, I thought that I would see a ball of flesh rolling into the sawdust in embarrassment. The opening remark of the first meeting, but unexpectedly at this moment, the black-bellied hamster who was squatting quietly in the Brazilian turtle box turned around quickly, kicked his hind paws lightly, and then took the initiative with a posture that made Jinran stunned. It jumped out of the little plastic box, and then fell gracefully into the sawdust with a "snap".

Some sawdust was lifted by its movements, the yellow sawdust flew up into the air, and then slowly fell around Xiao Hei—this scene would be very visual if the motion was slowed down, like a martial arts master descending from the sky—very If you want to use this analogy, if you and the other party are not both furry rat creatures at this moment, you may mistakenly think that you have been invited to the crew of the remake of "Fang Shiyu", and the scene at this time happened to be Fang Shiyu's grand debut , Blindfolded with a black cloth, single-handedly going to save his mother's scene.

It's a pity that the person in the cage is not Xiao Hei's mother, but Xiao Hei's husband.

cough.

Just kidding, no.

Naturally, Jinran played the dumb villain who stared blankly at Fang Shiyu playing handsome and then was instantly killed by one move.

Jinran unnaturally stretched out his paws and wiped the hair on his forehead. Just when he began to speculate on the important matter that Xiao Hei's face "should be regarded as handsome in the aesthetics of the hamster world", he and At the same time, the voice of the idiot master, regardless of male and female, came from behind them at the same time: "Xiao Hei, Fatty, you have to get along well. Fatty, are you happy now? You can't be willful in the future."

Jiang Chuan's voice was full of sincere expectation.

Sincerely: "..."

Although at this moment, Jin Ran wanted to lift up the entire hamster cage and throw it on his face.

I would like to express that I am "happy" to the point of dying.

It huddled in the corner, hugged its head and calmed down for a while, and when Xiao Hei started to study the bottle for drinking water, he put his claws off his head, and he began to try to comfort himself: no Relationship, don’t be nervous, no matter how powerful the other party is, it’s still a hamster, and he is a super smart mouse with human IQ, how could it be possible for mere territory grabbing——

Xiao Hei: "Hey, Fatty."

Jin Ran: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

Xiao Hei: "..."

The hamster whose breed is the most docile and fuckable milk tea took three steps back with horror on his face—his back firmly pressed against the acrylic wall—he swore that this kind of humiliating action was only done when he just found out that he was reborn as a hamster After coming out, in the following days he was so easy to do, survived a group of brothers who can eat the same kind, and even almost became friends with Philosophy Mouse—if Jiang Chuan came later, he planned to start preaching Teach the hamster carefully to explain to that cage how blind it is to eat its own kind!

Today, all his glory fell short.

Looking at Xiao Hei, the mass of black hair on the chest of this one-line black belly seems to be the future that Yuan Jinran can foresee: darkness.

And after getting such an "enthusiastic" response to the initial call, Xiao Hei said that he was inexplicable and didn't want to talk to this crazy fat man. Calmly raised his head, sniffed his nose, and began to walk around the new environment habitually again, crawling here and there to see——

And when it was visiting the bathroom on the first floor, behind it, a ball of hair was rushing up to the second floor at an unprecedented speed.

When Xiao Hei withdrew his head from the bathroom and walked up the stairs to the second floor with satisfaction, he heard the sound of something heavy being moved on the shelf.

When Xiao Hei poked his head out to look at the second floor, he saw at a glance the fat body of the milk tea that was lying on the side of the food bowl with its back facing him. By the time it was twice as big.

Xiao Hei: "..."

You can guess with your toes that it is full of melon seeds.

The shape is squeezed out.

Xiao Hei: "Fatty, you..."

Jin Ran: "What the hell did you just do? Chop the hair and chop it!"

Xiao Hei: "..."

There are only food bowls and seesaws on the second floor. Xiao Hei is not interested in toys, and he is not hungry now. He ignores the fat man whose mouth is full of food and will spray a small grain husk when he takes a mouthful. He turns around and prepares to go to the third floor. Climb upstairs to see the sleeping place—and at the moment when he turned around, he accidentally noticed from the corner of his eye the milk tea that was facing him at the moment when he showed his willingness to leave, He was lifting the paws of his hind legs near the food bowl, hooking the edge of the food bowl, slowly, quietly, and thinking that no one knew about it, he hooked the food bowl towards him, trying to hide behind him...

Of course, if it moves more nimbly, it might not be difficult to cover the food bowl with its big butt.

But its figure is destined to miss the "flexibility".

After thinking about it, this fatty milk tea seemed to be not unfriendly from the beginning just now, Xiao Hei suddenly stopped, dispelling the idea of ​​letting it go and turning away, the black-bellied hamster turned to the big triangle-shaped hamster not far away. Staring blankly at his milk tea, he walked step by step, and as it approached, Xiao Hei saw that the fat hamster in front of him was also gradually retreating——

"do not come!"

"I'm hungry."

"If you're hungry, go find the idiot Jiang Chuan to eat. This is my food, ahhhh I'm going to spit in it! Do you want to eat the food that's full of saliva too!"

"I do not mind."

"Pervert, pervert! Say important things three times, pervert!"

"Compared to eating when you are hungry, I personally think that the act of deliberately soiling food is obviously more perverted."

During the "Friendly and Peaceful" dialogue, the distance between the two hamsters was infinitely narrowing—and Jiang Chuan, who occasionally passed by the hamster's cage and witnessed this scene, was very satisfied. The man finally let go of "unhappy Ah Fei" Feeling relieved, he sat down on the sofa with his back facing the hamster cage, took the script, and read it seriously.

Little did he know that it was less than one meter behind him.

Hamster cage.

There is a small battle going on.

Watching Xiao Hei, who is completely unthreatening by himself, approaching step by step—from a distance, he can see its fur full of wild luster (not), and its teeth that seem to be sharper than ordinary hamsters (also None), and the murderous intent that burned in those bright mouse eyes (not at all).

Since it was forced to retreat, it gritted its teeth and jumped directly into the food bowl, and the food bowl full of hamster food splashed out countless whole grains——

At the same time that he sacrificed himself to jump into the food bowl, Xiao Hei suddenly stopped at a short distance away, raised his body slightly—almost in a condescending posture, and squatted in the food bowl with a terrified face. Jinran in the basin said, "... Fatty, didn't someone teach you the etiquette not to put your feet in the bowl you eat in?"

Sincerely: "..."

Leaving aside that he is a hamster who became a monk halfway.

When did he, Yuan Jinran, get a hamster to teach him table manners? What did he say! ! ! ! !

In the food bowl, Milk Tea, who had been educated to the point of blood, took out the melon seeds in his mouth angrily—then, before the black-bellied hamster not far away had time to react, he took the melon seeds that still had drool on them. Smash it hard like it--

"Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!"

"..."

Suddenly being hit on the face by such a melon seed, the sticky saliva on the melon seed successfully hung the melon seed on Xiao Hei's handsome young cheek by the standards of the hamster world. The latter was slightly taken aback, as if He didn't expect this fat milk tea to be so rough, he frowned slightly, took a picture of the melon seeds hanging from his face, and wiped his paws on the sawdust under his feet in distaste. Triangle stared at himself with white eyes, completely confused about what the fat man was going crazy, Xiao Hei finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "Are you sick?"

Jin Ran held her head high and held her chest high: "Yes, do you have any medicine! Myrrh is far away from me, it is contagious, and the safe distance is about as far as the diagonal of this cage. For your safety, goodbye."

"..." There was nothing wrong with this fat man's thick skin, Xiao Hei said, "You are so rude."

Jinran: "You are too polite, I came to this place first - do you understand, I came first, this is my cage - just now you entered my rich mansion from your rough house Did you knock on the door, say how are you, ask me if I want to let you in - you didn't, you're very polite."

"...Ah," after listening to the fat milk tea man whispering a lot, Xiao Hei suddenly bent down slightly, with his paws lazily resting on the edge of the food bowl - looking at the food sitting in the food with satisfaction. The hamster trembled, and it narrowed its eyes slightly, "I know, you are afraid of me."

"I'm afraid of your ass."

I would like to respond quickly.

But the subconscious behavior that half of its body was almost buried in the food betrayed it——

Xiao Hei snorted—this guy could actually snort like a dog, and then said, "I don't want to come."

"It's still too late to go now, do you want me to help you escape from prison?"

"But I can't leave. Your owner ran to the pet store today. He looks like a poor puppy. He asked the clerk for a female hamster. He said that his hamster became very irritable when he was in heat, and would lift the food bowl." , will open the cage by himself, and refuse to stay obediently in his palm."

"I didn't have a temper and became very grumpy." And why do you say that Jiang Chuan is "as pitiful as a puppy" - ouch, ouch, did I misunderstand the look of pity, figure it out bro, even if A little milk dog can crush you with one paw!

Xiao Hei ignored Jin Ran's rebuttal, and also directly ignored his sarcasm, but continued talking to himself: "I'm here because your master is too pitiful to worry about his hamster. , Actually, I don’t really want to come, I’m not used to living with other people.”

Jinran: "I'm not in heat, and you're not a female hamster—and don't pretend to be aggressive, rough house kid, as if who the hell didn't come from a pet store, there is a kind of hamster in a big tank You are not used to living with other people, I'll pretend, keep pretending--Also, what's the matter with your thick translation accent, it's because you can't sell it, so you can only squat Is it silly to watch British dramas with the clerk in the pet shop? It’s not that you can use a translator’s accent, it’s very foreign, and my mother can also speak English. Listen up—howareyou, howoldareyou! Are you scared? It’s okay if you don’t understand , because I use a Cockney accent, which a dick like you can't understand."

"..."

After listening to Jinran’s long speech and English speech, Xiaohei cracked his mouth—this allowed Jinran to see its bright red tongue behind its sharp teeth—if he was a human being at this moment, he might feel that the hamster’s smiling movement It's kind of cute, but now he's a hamster, so he only feels ferocious, the bright red tongue seems to be dyed red with the blood of the senior hamsters.

Jinran not only thought of the group of younger brothers who clamored to eat the big brother when he became a hamster for the first day.

Undoubtedly, in another environment, Xiao Hei is the main force among those "brothers".

After thinking about it, she said firmly, "I refuse to live with you."

Xiao Hei: "But the owner of the pet shop has already betrothed me to you."

Sincerely: "..."

Xiao Hei stretched out his claws, poked Jin Ran's fat face squatting in the food bowl, and said affectionately, "Husband."

Sincerely: "..."

Xiao Hei: "Just kidding, after all, how depraved would you find a milk tea as a partner, and he's still a fat man."

Sincerely: "..."

I'm going to your big sister! ! ! !

Translation cavity hamster is black all his life! ! ! ! !

Jiang Chuan, after reading a shitty script, if I have free time, I'll come back and see what you've done! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !