There is a tiger sniffing the rose in my heart

In this way, he officially welcomed the "daughter-in-law" forced by Jiang Chuan.

A "daughter-in-law" who plotted against his cute round buttocks.

Next, Jinran and Xiao Hei lived together peacefully for a period of time. That being said, no one knew that for this "peaceful coexistence", Jinran had paid a terrible price—he had worked so hard, The specific manifestation is that as long as Xiao Hei is awake, he will not sleep. When Xiao Hei is asleep, he will fill the hole with cotton before falling asleep. As long as there is a little movement from upstairs, he will jump out of his sleep. Surprised, if hamsters also have dark circles, then at this moment I sincerely suspect that my dark circles may be so heavy that it looks like being upper body by a ghost.

But Jinran felt that everything was worth it, because he really didn't want to wake up one day and find his head in the wooden house on the third floor, while his body was in the food bowl on the second floor, connecting the two. The slide between the two floors was covered with his blood and internal organs... Whenever Jin Ran couldn't bear it and wanted to give up his guard against Xiao Hei, this scene would always appear in his mind, vivid and bloody.

Jinran, who was tortured by various spirits, quickly lost weight.

And as the master, Jiang Chuan is so cheap. When Jinran was a fat man, he tried his best to make him lose weight, but when Jinran really endured it, as the master, he started to worry again. Specifically The main performance is that besides reading the script, Jiang Chuan often ran to the hamster cage and stared at the two hamsters in the hamster cage without speaking, which made people feel hairy.

Xiao Hei said: "The eyes of this human being make me feel uncomfortable."

Jinran stuffed a piece of dried red dates into his cheeks without raising his head, and said vaguely, "Let him watch it, and leave when he gets bored."

Xiao Hei said, "Oh."

"Let's discuss, can you stay away from me? How come the more you talk, the more you come closer. Didn't you just agree that I will eat here and you will eat there?" Jin Ran stretched out her paw and touched her face, very vigilant Said, "Don't lean any further."

Xiao Hei moved his body, put it back to its original position, and then said sincerely without raising his head: "Idiot."

Sincerely: "..."

During the rustling conversation between the two hamsters, Jiang Chuan's phone rang, so Jin Ran and Xiao Hei both stopped their "friendly communication" and turned their faces to look at Jiang Chuan, only to see the latter expressionless "Hi ” with a sound, silence for a few seconds, and then said, “I am Jiang Chuan”.

The phone rang the voice of Mr. Fang Yu, the agent who hadn’t seen him for a long time. This guy’s voice was a bit loud, so the hamsters squatting in the cage heard it clearly. It turned out that it was Fang Yu who informed Jiang Chuan that he had to work overtime temporarily. The crew of "Strange Records of the Republic of China" had already got their positions ready to start up after the year, but unexpectedly, the works handed over by the props team were scolded bloody by Jiang Luocheng, and now all the props have to be returned, and Jiang Chuan is needed They went over and made a tailor-made——

According to Jiang Luocheng, for example, Huai Jin's sword should be made according to Jiang Chuan's height and body shape, whether it is wider or shorter will affect the visual effect in the camera.

To this extent, Guimao was a little speechless after listening to the sidelines. Then I thought about it. Before they filmed "The Voice of the Passing Years", the preparatory team also traveled almost all over the primary and secondary schools in every city in the country, just to find Jiangluo. In Cheng's mind, "there are tree-lined trails, small rockery ponds covered with moss and turbid water, French plane trees, and old-fashioned teaching buildings. They can't be too modern and look like a school with a sense of age."

Regardless of the start-up time or the production cost, the temporary request for the props group to start again seems to be done by Jiang Luocheng—but it is probably because of his turbulence that every one of his works is evaluated by others." Very sincere", from every word and every sentence of the actor's lines, to every gesture or demeanor of the actor, Jiang Luocheng will carefully study it...so when he confirms a plot pass, then the result will come out , must be the most comfortable that can be seen in the eyes of the audience.

Of course, despite this, it is still unavoidable that Jiang Luocheng is a rather annoying person in the hearts of many logistics staff - if it is not because he pays more money, and it is really because of his "turtle hair" in the industry. He is famous, so when he finds a job after doing things with him, he will have a harder waist compared to other people, otherwise who the hell would want to suffer this kind of uselessness.

In the past, even when he was in love with Jiang Luocheng, Jinran was also deeply hurt by it - he was tired of crooked at night, and during the day he saw Jiang Luocheng blowing his beard and staring at him and yelling, "You fucking have been in the industry for so many years. The dog eats it. Those directors actually paid you back, didn’t they ask you for money”——this made Jinran quite frustrated——the two of them didn’t even have to hide their relationship with others, and sometimes when they were resting, there would be unseen The staff member who went down came to ask: "Brother Ran, when did you offend Director Jiang?"

Because when this question was raised, Jinran racked his brains and could think of the thing that offended Jiang Luocheng the most. The night before when the two of them went out on a sneaky date and were almost caught by the janitor patrolling in the middle of the night, he stepped on Jiang Luocheng in a panic. Cheng's head jumped out of the window...

But afterward Jiang Luocheng also said, "Really, I'll fuck you."

After scolding and scolding, you won't hold grudges until the next day, right?

So usually at this time, Jinran would only feel quite speechless.

Well now, he is "out of the sea of ​​suffering", and the sufferers have become Jiang Chuan and Wang Mo - one of these two is a newcomer, and the other has never worked with Jiang Luocheng, I sincerely believe it, Jiang Luocheng Cheng Cheng's "warm hospitality" will make their performance in this TV series an indelible... beautiful memory in their acting career.

And this moment.

"I see. See you downstairs in an hour...Lunch? Haven't eaten yet." Jiang Chuan glanced at the half-eaten Master Kong instant noodles on the table, and swept it into the trash can, "Brother Fang, what do you want? Invite me to dinner?"

Sincerely: "..."

Jinran lay in the cage and looked at Jiang Chuan while talking on the phone while looking for pants all over the world——and he personally felt that Jiang Chuan hopped on one leg while wearing his pants while holding his old mobile phone between his shoulders and ears, which was a bit sexy It's also a bit cute, his mouse eyes are almost sticky to the bulge of the underpants, which can't be covered by the fabric, and the most terrible thing is that the thing is still trembling at this moment.

It trembled so hard that the rats were going to be hard.

If it wasn't that his thing was too small to be seen, I sincerely believe that the scene at this moment would become a little awkward.

Until Jiang Chuan pulled up his jeans.

Jinran regretfully moved his eyes away, and turned to look at his abs—at the same time, he heard Xiao Hei curiously ask behind him: "Do you really like humans who don't wear clothes? In my opinion In this state, they are as ugly as a hamster that has wet tail and starts to shed its hair to expose the skin underneath."

He waved his hand sincerely, indicating that you are a fool who doesn't understand the beauty of human beings.

Then he got a real and sincere comment from Xiao Hei: "Pervert."

abnormal?

How is he perverted? He just pursues truth, goodness and beauty. Is there anything wrong with that? ! ! ! ! !

When Jiang Chuan, who was wearing a pair of jeans (the waistband of the trousers has not been tied up and is sexy open), walked towards the hamster cage with his bare upper body, one of the two hamsters squatting on the second floor of the hamster cage turned indifferently. Climbing upstairs into the wooden house, the other one was clinging to the wall of the cage, and opened its arms enthusiastically, as if to give the firm abdominal muscles an affectionate hug——

"Fat, you've lost weight these days, is it because you're bored at home?"

The hamster with its arms outstretched lowered its paws slightly, and scratched the acrylic board with its paws, saying: Yes, yes!

"Would you like to go with me to the set? Although there are more people there and it may be noisy—"

Before Jiang Chuan could finish his words, the hamster behind the acrylic panel had already started to tremble up and down excitedly, shaking its fat round buttocks, saying: Let's go!

"Does Xiao Hei want to go?"

The hamster stopped shaking, and the starry eyes turned into inverted triangular white eyes: no appointment, no appointment!

It's a pity that Jiang Chuan ignored the strong protest of his own hamster. An hour later, the man casually found a black T-shirt and put it on, took the keys and wallet, picked up the hamster cage, and went downstairs. He was already squatting in the small wooden house on the second floor Xiao Hei seemed to feel the vibration, and poked his head out a little and asked, "Where is this going?"

Then it didn't get a decent answer, it only saw the big white eyes of the hamster lying under the cage that was about to roll over its forehead.

……

In fact, Jinran always wanted to run to the set. Apart from the fact that he felt that he needed to let the wind out and breathe some fresh air, there was another reason: before his accident, he had pulled down a small cabinet on his special cabinet in the dressing room. The bag, the bag is very inconspicuous, but inside it is a luxury bracelet that he bought for his wife as a gift after going to the mall after traveling abroad for cooperation. This birthday gift has not yet been handed over to his wife. In the middle of the day, he was directly put into the hospital lying sideways.

After so many days, Fang Yu is also busy with the hospital and Jiang Chuan, and he doesn't have time to pack his things, and the staff - including the cleaners, are very strict when they come in and out, so they also Don't be afraid of those people taking the sheep by hand, but guess that the unremarkable bag was left in that place intact and covered with dust.

He wanted to give this thing to Yuan Mei, although it was a few days late, but it was the last gift he bought her before the accident.

The perfect plan is this: once Jiang Chuan brings him into the dressing room, it can take advantage of the crowds and clutter when Jiang Chuan can't take care of himself to have a great escape, stroll around to relax his shins, and then run to the bag Squatting next to him, when Jiang Chuan finds that the cage door is open and he is gone, he will naturally come to him. When Jiang Chuan finds him, of course he will find that bag. Jiang Chuan may not know what is in that bag, but Jiang Chuan The appearance of Chuan means that Fang Yu will follow him closely. Fang Yu knows that it is Jinran's thing, so he will take a look at it-and Jinran wisely put a small card in the bag, wishing his wife Yuan Mei good luck. Women are happy every day and live a long life.

As long as Fang Yu's IQ level is within the normal range, he will pass this thing on to Yuan Mei.

As for where Xiao Hei will go and what he will encounter after the cage is opened, he sincerely said that it's none of his business, it's best if there is a cat in the building, and then...hehehehehe.

The Three Views are so wrong.

The hamster squatting next to the food bowl licked melon seeds while shaking its legs, obediently followed Jiang Chuan into the car, and even waved its paws to Fang Yu when it saw Fang Yu in a good mood... In the end, he got Fang Yu points A look of disdain "Why did you bring this fat mouse with you again", this can't stop Jinran's good mood.

Because the Chinese New Year is approaching, there are many people on the street. After being delayed on the road for a while, the car finally arrived at the film and television company building before lunch. During this period, Xiao Hei has been squatting in the wooden house and never came out—it can be seen that it is a cat. Pure hamsters like yin and quiet.

It's not like Jinran is going where the excitement is.

When the car arrived at the place, I saw the person in charge of the props team trotting over from a distance, pushing aside the security guard who wanted to come up to open the door for them, and opened the door for Jiang Chuan and the others himself. Fang Yu glanced at each other, and the staff surnamed Huang began to apologize repeatedly like a repeater: "Sorry, sorry, Brother Fang, we didn't expect this kind of thing to happen in the end, sorry, sorry, you will be asked to work overtime during the New Year's Eve Make an extra trip—I tried my best to persuade Director Jiang, but he just didn't listen to the persuasion, and in the end he insisted on calling you to inform the artist..."

There was a long list of ramblings, and the last sentence mentioned Jiang Chuan, the real master.

But the one who really wanted to rush over to start working overtime was sitting in the car with a blank expression on his face, and was gorgeously ignored.

I can't help but feel that being a newcomer is so lacking in dignity. In the eyes of these veterans in the industry, a newcomer is not as honorable as an old-fashioned agent-Jinran believes that if you sit in Jiang Chuan's position at this moment If the person who caught him was him, this master Huang would have rushed up and hugged his leg and cried, it's really not easy for him to have the old and the young...

After handing over the hamster cage to the assistant sitting in the co-pilot, Jiang Chuan said nothing after getting off the car, and he didn't express any dissatisfaction with Master Huang's snobbish dogleg behavior. They headed straight and followed obediently to the dressing room——when they arrived at the place and opened the door to have a look, they realized that basically all the characters whose names could be counted had arrived at this time, and Wang Mo was opening his arms to let a little boy from the prop group The girl was measuring the length of her arm, teasing her as she measured it: "Sister, keep the data secret after the measurement. This is a commercial secret. When I lose my job, I will go to your door to beg for food. If you don't give it, I will leave."

The girl giggled amused by him.

I sincerely say this old hooligan.

Xu Qianqian was sitting on the sofa impatiently at the moment - the girl's house probably had a lot of boudoir gatherings a few years ago, and she just turned it off temporarily to catch up with work. This girl has been squeezed into the ranks of the front line recently Considered a big name, compared to the talkative Wang Mo, her stinky face made the staff even more nervous. However, when they entered the door, a girl who looked like a college student was measuring her forehead with a soft ruler. I don't know where I poked her or touched her, but she shrank back nervously and asked in a sharp voice: "What's the matter, you hurt me, you won't change me !"

Before the frightened girl came back to her senses, Master Huang stepped forward, snatched the tape measure from the pale girl's hand, and then apologized again with an "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!" —

There was a lot of trouble in the dressing room. People were joking, losing their temper, watching with cold eyes, talking in low voices and laughing loudly.

Jiang Chuan's assistant put the two hamsters, Jinran and Xiaohei, on the table casually, and as soon as they settled down, Xu Qianqian said sharply to her assistant: "Please, take the hamsters away, the first two bags of my bag The Chinese New Year limited edition bought by Genius from HK - it is not easy to make money these days, I feel distressed when it is scratched and dirty."

After Xu Qianqian finished speaking, the entire dressing room was silent for about a second. Even Wang Mo, who was chatting and laughing with the girl, couldn't help but glance at her—it's just that most of the people present are good at dealing with this situation. After waiting for too long, someone came out to smooth things over: "Sister Qianqian, you also said that making money is not easy, what should we coolies do?"

Others rushed over when they saw a staircase that they could go down. All of a sudden, the voices of "yes, yes" and "that bag is worth [-] to [-] yuan" came and went.

Fang Yu's complexion was not very good-looking, and at this time, Jiang Chuan's little assistant moved the hamster cage away from the Chanel bag in embarrassment before Assistant Xu Qianqian made a move. Jiang Chuan, who was taking off his coat, moved Suddenly, there was no fluctuation in the azure blue pupils. He just glanced at Xu Qianqian almost imperceptibly from the corner of his eye, and Jinran, who was lying in the cage, was upset when he heard the words. For clean hamsters, feces and peeing are fixed in one corner every day, and Jiang Chuan will also clean it regularly, keeping it clean.

Dislike a fart.

Can't help raising the hamster's eyes and glanced at the so-called "New Year's limited edition" bag, it's okay if you don't look at it, he is happy when he sees it: what the hell bought it from HK, it is obviously produced by Baiyun Leather City in Z City , high a, genuine leather—but you can still see the difference by looking at the wiring and hardware, and the level of sophistication of the simulation...is not as good as the super a goods used by their Jiang Chuan.

Just the fake watch in Jiang Chuan's hand - did you see it - it costs [-] to [-] yuan to buy, even if it is a fake, it is enough to confuse your so-called "New Year's Limited Edition".

Jinran turned around in the cage unhappily, thinking about running out for a while and having to boo at the bag to relieve his anger—no, let me go drink some water and brew...

The hamster walked around in the cage, eating and drinking until its belly was swollen. Suddenly, out of the corner of its eye, it caught a glimpse of a calmer corner in the whole dressing room—that was the only A dressing table with no lights on, the front is empty, and some personal sundries are placed on it. Among the sundries, there is such an inconspicuous kraft paper bag quietly placed there.

Sincerely: "..."

right hum?

=_, =.

It was only then that I remembered what I had come here for.