not scientific at all

Qingjing pulled the black bear to a place where no one was around, and severely criticized the education: "You came from the zoo in T City, right? How could you attack humans casually? You forget who raised you, and who paid to watch it. You, feed you? Although it is the end of the world, there are so many live chickens and ducks in the countryside that cannot be eaten, and so many unharvested sticks in the field that cannot be eaten, do you have to eat people?"

The black bear howled aggrievedly.Its mutation direction does not include the language function, but Qingjing has now mastered the ability to communicate with the Dao of words, and his spiritual consciousness connects with the Dao, so he naturally translated this cry: "They changed first! So when I watched my performance Just give me biscuits, now don't even give me an apple..."

The Taoist squeezed out from the crowd, just in time to hear Qingjing training the bear, frowned and tugged at his arm: "What are you talking about with this mutant beast! It's not a goblin, it's not as human as you, it's just Now I promise not to eat people, and I can't change it later. It will be better if you take it with you and watch it."

"That's right. Just don't scare the alpaca, it's too ugly to cry."

Qing Jing dragged the black bear to the bus, and Lin Dancheng walked ahead of them quickly, and said to the people on the bus: "This mutant bear is easy to hurt people outside, so we decided to take it back to City B. In this way People on the bus are not safe, you can find a car to drive on the side of the road, we can provide some gasoline and food, so that you can go where you want to go..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by a man, who asked in panic, "Master Dao, are you going to drive us away? We are all ordinary people, and without the protection of supernatural beings, accidents will happen!"

The few supernatural beings who had said bad things about Qingjing became indignant instead, and squeezed forward to accuse him: "We just said something wrong, isn't it enough to apologize to brother Qingjing, must we be driven away? To you, Daoist, the lives of us humans are not as important as the beasts raised by your little lover?"

Lin Daochang made him lose his temper, and he flicked his sleeves and said, "Don't talk about everything in an obscene direction! Do you pretend you don't understand me when I speak politely? This car belongs to Qingjing, and the two mutant beasts are also his. Yes, I was just a hitchhiker from the beginning. He was willing to take you with him, and I had no position to stop him; now he will be forced away by you, so it is only natural to take his car and go with the mutant beast. Is it We owe you for saving people, so we can't leave?"

Back when there was no apocalypse, he was a high-cold Taoist priest who said "Believe it, don't believe it, don't bother me to do my thesis". He felt annoying after talking so much with people, and wished Qingjing would come and close the door to release the black bear.

But before the bear came over, a... pigeon as long as their bus flew in the air, and it was still a Wusong carrier pigeon with ink raindrops.The flying speed of such a huge pigeon is still extremely fast. With a wave of its wings, it can set off a third-level breeze, fluttering its wings and falling from the sky, with its big belly pressing towards the Taoist priest's head.

Why are pigeons so big?

This age-old problem stirred up some ripples in Qingjing's heart, but he quickly focused on the delicious big pigeon that he once wanted to eat but never had.

"Let go of that Taoist priest and come to me!" He rushed up at a speed that humans could not achieve, pushed away Lin Daochang who was about to be smashed into the soil by the pigeon, and opened his hands to meet the soft and thick chest of the pigeon.

Lin Daochang and Teacher Shen felt a deep sense of crisis at the same time.

Ostriches are not in the daily diet of the golden python, but small birds like pigeons are, and the pigeon meat is softer and smoother than ordinary chicken, so it is impossible for the golden python to not want to eat it when it is delivered to the golden python's mouth.

Teacher Shen felt that his special status in Qingjing's heart might not be guaranteed, and his eyes sharpened at the pigeon.What Lin Daochang was worried about was not his own status, but this pigeon that obviously suited the taste of snake spirits—this pigeon had a bright green anklet on its right foot, and the numbers engraved on it were very familiar to him. Yes, the string of numbers on the anklet of his teacher's favorite racing pigeon!

Carrier pigeons will grow bigger, and the ankle rings will not grow up with the pigeons. It must be put on by his teacher Guan Yundaochang after the pigeons mutated.You don't need to ask to know that this pigeon is sent by the teacher to deliver a letter, so you can't let the goblin eat it casually!

The supernatural beings and ordinary people around the car were all frightened by the huge pigeon that was crushed down, and they scattered in all directions. Only Qingjing happily rubbed against the pigeon, picking a good place to eat.Teacher Shen was calm when he saw this situation, and offered to suggest: "You can't swallow it so big, your teeth are not good at chewing, why don't I roast it first, then cut it into small pieces and eat slowly, you can also take pictures A shot of mutated food."

Qing Jing buried his head in the bird's feather and took two deep breaths, then held it up and handed it to Teacher Shen reluctantly.Lin Daochang rushed up desperately, grabbed the ring on the pigeon's claw that was thicker than his leg, and shouted: "I keep a pigeon! This is a pigeon raised by my teacher. It won the championship of the pigeon competition in city b. You have to eat it!" , my teacher will definitely eat me if he knows!"

You can't eat what someone raises.It has never eaten such a big pigeon. It is probably transformed into its true form. Eating such a pigeon is enough to keep you hungry for several weeks, but it is a pity that the Taoist will not give it... Qingjing looked at Lin Dancheng sadly, Lin Dao His long attention fell on the ring on the pigeon's ankle, and he took out a letter from it.

"Dancheng, my disciple, seeing the words is like meeting you. As a teacher, I watched the sky last night and found that you have a noble person named Tianyi. If you can meet with each other, your future will be limitless. In the end, there should be no danger. Therefore, I am hereby writing to you. I hope you will make good friends along the way. The information and address of the daughters of leaders at all levels are attached below. You should search carefully on the way. If you can be a hero and save the beauty is better."

A stack of letters and addresses is full of addresses, and I don't know how his teacher found them.Qingjing threw down the pigeon and hung it on his shoulder to peek openly, seeing faster than him, reading while watching, so that he wished he had let the pigeon smash into the hole earlier.

The snake spirit has no sense of shame in human beings at all, and gossips enthusiastically: "The one who wrote the letter was the teacher who got you out of the police station? He treats you so well, and even wants to give you a blind date in the end of the world... Hey, there's someone whose home is in City T, let's go find it?"

Suddenly a girl in the team choked up and said, "I'm the daughter of Minister xx, is I on your list, Director? You can take me with you. I graduated from university this year. I'm single and fine. I don't mind switching to religion!" "

The Taoist said with a dark face: "I don't mind, I am a Quanzhen Taoist who has become a monk, so you don't need to pay attention to this goblin who is messing around!"

Even if what Teacher Guan Yun said was true, then the noble person in Tianyi in his life would not be the daughter of a minister or director, but... Forget it, he would find it disgusting to say such a thing.Lin Daozhang turned the letter paper over, took out a pen from his pocket and wrote a reply, stuffed it into the ankle ring and ran several meters to the pigeon's head, patted it a few times, and shouted in the pigeon's ear: "Go back! "

The pigeon flapped its wings, swept away a group of supernatural beings and ordinary people who were too close, ran a few hundred meters in the direction of no one, and finally flew into the blue sky under the eyes of the snake spirit who was reluctant to part.

He was reluctant, but Lin Dancheng didn't have any reluctance. He picked up his legs and carried him into the bus, and then used the power of the snake spirit to ask the black bear to get on the bus and block the door.This bear also grew up in the zoo, and he could understand simple human speech. When he saw the big monster who subdued him get into the car, he stood and strode up like a human, and then blocked the door and barked to prevent anyone from getting on.

As soon as it called, the alpaca cried again.Although the group of supernatural beings wished they could rush into the car and be protected by Qingjing, they couldn't bear the powerlessness of losing all their supernatural powers, and gradually moved away from the car.The Taoist didn't take advantage of them, he returned the things in the car to everyone, and told them clearly: "I will make this alpaca cry all the way, you'd better stay away, otherwise all the abilities will be useless, and if there are zombies Appear, the danger is yourselves."

I was imprisoned and detained for five days. I haven't graduated as a graduate student. I haven't scolded this goblin yet. How dare this group of people scold him in front of me!

Lin Daochang couldn't tell what kind of mentality he was in. After getting on the bus, he no longer sat in the last row staring at the snake spirit, but grabbed the seat of the ostrich, kicked the accelerator and drove the bus out.

The Taoist priest's driving skills are basically what he saw, and he was driving on the old, potholed road. The car bumped like a nutrition cabin in Xinglan Small World.Qing Jing couldn't help stretching out his hands to wrap Mrs. Shen's chest tightly, for fear that it would bounce to the roof of the car like a ball again.

The big parrot lay motionless on his body, its neck stretched out, its blunt beak rubbed against his pointed chin, and the soft fluff at the corners of its mouth rubbed so hard that the snake couldn't hold back, and secretly stuck out the tip of its tongue and licked it.I don't know if it's because the filming went well or because the trip was fun, but Mr. Shen treats him better than before. Sometimes when there is nothing on the wings, he will give him a bite to satisfy his greed.

This time, because of the loss of the delicious big pigeon, Mr. Shen seemed to want to make up for him. He raised his chin to reveal his most vulnerable crop, and let him smell and lick it casually.This is much more exciting than the big pigeon of the mutated beast. Although you can't really eat the parrot, as long as you smell this wonderful fragrance, think about Mr. Shen's body as a great power...

I can put my teeth on He Dao Da Neng's throat!

According to his status, the powerful man who could not even get an autograph actually lay flat and let him lick it!

The group of immortal elders who looked down on him at the beginning are not as noble as Mr. Shen!

The stimulation on the lower gram stimulated Qingjing's brain like adrenaline. He was so excited that he didn't know how to express it. He suddenly transformed into the original shape of a golden python, crawled out of the fairy clothes, and rolled to reveal the soft skin of his abdomen.The giant python rolled up its upper body and rubbed against the parrot, and sincerely invited: "Mr. Shen, you can try me too. It doesn't matter if you bite a little bit of meat, I'm bigger!"

Such bodies should be more attractive to birds than to humans.

Teacher Shen couldn't bear to refuse his kindness, so he jumped onto the python's abdomen, pecked it twice with the tip of its beak, and then stretched out its black tongue to lick it.Under the smooth skin is the soft and tender snake meat, which trembles slightly at the slightest touch.The golden python was not on his diet—he had been fasting for many years, and he always ate small dragons such as horned dragons and horned dragons when he was young—but when he licked the soft and smooth snake skin, he suddenly felt something The original form, the urge to swallow this snake in one gulp.

This impulse made his Dao heart, which had not been moved for thousands of years, tremble a little.

The last time he had this feeling was when he heard that Qing Jing had died, but he soon calmed down, almost never before.It doesn't matter if he is cold-blooded or indifferent, but when he went to Yuanyang Great World to borrow soldiers to destroy the Yaozu dynasty to which he had been loyal for half his life, he never showed any emotion.When he found the golden python reincarnated from his old friend, he had never experienced such excitement. He even had the mood to turn into an ordinary human being. He raised Qing Jing in a human way for so many years, and he was not in a hurry to restore his previous memory and identity.

But the feeling of being shaken this time is different from before.This feeling was so strong that it couldn't be suppressed, and even a trace of the stable natal fire could not be controlled, burning on his crimson and green feathers, and scorched a mass of scorched marks on the back of the chair in an instant.

Qingjing's snake skin was also burnt yellow, and the meat inside was almost cooked, so he twisted and rolled to the ground, looking at him in horror: "Mr. Shen, what's wrong with you?"

The Taoist priest who was driving in front slammed on the brakes, turned the steering wheel too far, and drove the bus into a large pothole in the road.Anyway, the car stopped. He jumped out of the driver's seat, picked up the fire extinguisher next to him and ran over, staring at the parrot nervously: "What's going on? Who lit the fire? Get out of the way and get out of the way Let me come and put out the fire!"

Teacher Shen waved his wings lightly, and a scorching heat wave exploded in the car. The hair tips of the ostrich, alpaca, and black bear were all blackened and curled by roasting, emitting a slight burnt smell.Lin Daozhang had no choice but to stop and spray the mutated beasts with foam first, and then looked over with the fire extinguisher. The macaw actually flew out of the broken car window and said goodbye to Qingjing at the window.

"My Dao heart is shaken, and the true fire of my life is a little out of control. Your cultivation base is too low now, and if you get too close to me, you may die if you are not careful. I have to go back to the Yuanyang Great World first. This small thousand world belongs to you There is no danger, just remember not to get too close to humans..."

He thought about it, but still felt that it was not safe, so he pulled a feather with flames from his tail, turned it into a piece of colored glaze and threw it on Qingjing: "This is a camera lens..." After a pause, he lowered his voice Said: "It is also my natal feather, which allows me to sense where you are at any time." After saying this, he let go of his voice and said: "You are tied around your neck, don't lose it!"

Mr. Shen is almost familiar and doesn't forget to shoot. He is really a role model for a newcomer in the workplace!

Qing Jing caught the stone, quickly cut off a piece of snake skin, wrapped it into a leather chain and hung it around his neck, bid farewell to Teacher Shen who was almost wrapped in white flames, and promised to the scorched marks left on the ground: " I will definitely take more pictures of the beautiful scenery of Dongtu Dadi, and I will not let you down!"