not scientific at all

"The desire of your soul is the prophet of your destiny." In a room as clear as a snow cave, a young man with a gentle temperament and crystal-clear eyes is standing against the wall, with his lips slightly parted, as if reciting a poem. He pronounced the sentence out of rhythm.

On the jade bed opposite lay a slender man, his whole body was covered with golden red flames, his facial features could not be seen, but he could vaguely feel that his face was turned towards the literary youth, and he said coldly, "Speak human."

Wrapped in the flames is naturally Teacher Shen who has lost his Dao heart and overflowed with the real fire of his life.And the only one who can stay by his side at this moment is Teacher Wan Moshi Wan, the host of the emotional mediation program who is also respected as a teacher by everyone in the Ten Thousand Immortals League.

Wan Moshi inserted his hands into his hair and combed it a few times, leaning his head against the plain white wall, with a pure and holy temperament, and responded without the slightest smoke and fire: "Don't look down on us who engage in emotional mediation. Ah. You don't look at yourself now, who else would dare to approach you except me."

Shen Pingshan's voice came out from the flames, a little more hoarse than usual, but still full of energy, he said unceremoniously: "Why is no one here? President Yu and the leaders of all departments have come to see it just now."

"They'll just come and see, who dares to risk your demonic flames that stir your six senses to calm your mind?" Teacher Wan approached him slowly, stretching out her white and tender hand, which was still extending outward From the golden-red flames, he quickly pulled them out again, and showed the burn marks on his hands to Shen Pingshan: "Don't deceive yourself, you are not overflowing with the real fire of your life at all. This is the heart that can burn the six senses and attract demons into the body." Mo Yan, only a sage like me who has all five virtues dares to come to help you. So now listen to the analysis of experts—your problem lies in the disharmony of your life.”

"Just talk nonsense. Do you really think that you are an emotional expert? Now the only selling point of your show is 'the scene of emotional mediation is tragic, and Teacher Wan kills the shameless guests in anger'. Wait at the gate of Wanxianmeng for the first batch of Yuanguang The ones who opened the market are betting on whether you will kill or not on this episode of the show." A voice with a hint of irritability came from the flames: "I have known him for 10,000+ years, if I really fell in love with him, it would be a long time ago Moved, still waiting for today?"

"Then how many times have you shaken your Dao heart in your life, and for whom?"

The room was silent except for the soft crackling of the flames burning.Wan Moshi was about to take advantage of the victory to pursue, when suddenly a deep and hoarse voice came from the flames: "I'm not sure... is he the Ying Qingguang I knew at the beginning, or the ordinary man born from the essence of the dragon ball fragments?" monster."

The flames on his body became hotter and hotter, and thin flames flew into the air. Teacher Wan couldn't help but took a few steps back, but he still kept talking, giving him advice dutifully: "It's not easy to determine! Ying Long A family with extraordinary talents, even after reincarnation, it is impossible to be completely the same as Fan Snake, you go find some beauties for him, and see what kind of sons you can produce..."

"And then you became a guest on the emotional mediation show, and you kicked him to death because of the romantic and flirtatious, right?"

Wan Moshi, an old literary and artistic youth, folded his hands and sighed: "So the question is still in your heart. Don't ask if he is the reincarnation of that Yinglong, but whether you want him to be. You are afraid that he will remember his previous life and ask you Where were you when he died?"

The flame jumped violently, emitting a blinding white light.Teacher Wan took another two steps back, but still insisted on doing his job: "If you really just regarded him as a friend, why did you go to Xiaoqian World to teach him exercises, and asked someone to specialize in the Xuanhuang Small World Ascendant?" Jiemen followed and tried to get him into the Ten Thousand Immortals League? What did you do in Xiaoqian World that you dare not take human form for him to see?"

"But I've known him for 10,000+ years..." The flame on Mr. Shen's body was windless and automatic, and the jade bed under him was slightly sunken, and his arguments became more and more pale. "He's not that kind of person either. He's always kept himself clean and doesn't like masculinity..."

Still not sure?And say you're not interested?

Teacher Wan seemed to have seen the dawn of victory, and interrupted him immediately: "Back then, he was in the body of a dragon, and the pure yang energy left in his body could sense the energy of heaven and earth and become a demon spirit. Don't gossip about him, the problem now is you, quickly admit to me that you are tempted, and then leave it to me whether you want to follow your heart or seal Qiqing!"

Shen Pingshan sighed deeply, waved his hand, and burned a trace of yellow marks on the roof: "I'll think about it again."

"Then you want to hurry up." Wan Moshi took out his fan and slapped the side of his face: "It's best to think about it before burning this star-pointing glazed cup. Otherwise, in order to prevent the gate of the Wanxian League from being burned for you Baidi, we can only throw you into the void universe and burn ourselves."

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After Teacher Shen left, Qingjing's living standard dropped several notches.When eating, there is no delicacy made by Teacher Shen, and there is no delicious big parrot for dinner; when studying, there is no beautiful scenery, and when you are tired, you can’t touch two warm, trembling bodies to relax; no one takes it when you sleep. The wings block the sun, making him sleepless.

And now he has to host the filming by himself, the burden of work is on his shoulders, he can no longer be a vase without thinking about anything like in the past.

Qing Jing was so nervous that he couldn't even lie down. He paced back and forth in the car, and raised his head from time to time to ask the priest: "Do you think the environment in City B is good? Are the palaces and various gardens well protected? If we go to climb now The Great Wall, the tourists on it... will there be a lot of zombies from the tourists? What level is your teacher, can you take me to the great hall for a meal and take a few shots?"

Lin Daochang was impatient, knocked on the steering wheel and asked: "You say every day that you want to shoot this and that, why have I never seen a camera? Could it be that the bird is some kind of alien black technology virtual camera that was licked by you?" The wires had to short out to catch fire."

"...Do you think I licked Mr. Shen? But I licked it for several seconds. I wanted him to taste my meat, but he died without eating it... Did he treat my meat? Allergies?" Qing Jing finally revealed the real reason for his restlessness, his shoulders drooped, his eyebrows were twisted into a figure eight, looking pitiful.

Lin Daochang listened to him talking to Mr. Shen and shutting Mr. Shen. Although he was still unhappy, it was better than watching this little goblin hide all his thoughts, frowning and restraining his eyes and pretending to be deep.Without looking back, he stretched his hand behind the seat, hooked the snake essence with his fingers, and then took out a heart-cleaning charm and "slapped" it on his forehead. Seeing his surprised and nervous appearance, he smiled and said : "Look, the talisman doesn't catch fire, so it has nothing to do with you if the parrot burns. Don't scare yourself. Didn't it say it will come back?"

Qingjing's heart really calmed down.He touched the yellow paper on his head curiously, looked up in the mirror, and saw the undisguised smile on the corner of the Taoist's mouth in the wide rearview mirror, and immediately understood what was going on.

"Thank you for comforting me." As a gift in return, Qing Jing took out ten delicate red roses from her treasure bag and piled them on the dashboard: "Actually, your paper was not wrong. I didn’t do very well. Because I don’t have a degree, I can’t read physics books, and I can’t afford practice questions, so I can only rely on this awl face to be a travel show host on TV. I’ll talk to your teacher when I come back. They pass you the essay."

Lin Daochang didn't know how precious a rose that could sell for 50 yuan was in Snake Elaborate.

But this did not prevent him from accepting Qingjing's wishes. The Taoist priest stepped on the gas pedal even harder, and vowed: "The major religious associations are all in city b, and the city must be less affected by zombies. Maybe restaurants and restaurants are still closed now." The door is open. When I get back, I’ll treat you to kebabs, and if there’s nothing for sale, I’ll ask a halal chef to make alpaca slices.”

The alpaca that had just stopped crying suddenly started howling again.

After more than an hour, they arrived at the monitoring station outside the gate of city b.

The testing here is stricter than that of the n city base. Not only do you need to fill out forms and check for abilities, but the mutant beasts have to be taken away for quarantine.Hearing the tragic cry of the alpaca, Qingjing saw the black bear, a national first-class protected animal, and the large African ostrich from a foreign country being pulled into the small black room. He felt a little guilty in his heart, and stood huddled behind the Taoist priest, praying The instruments in those people's hands could not tell that he was a golden python essence.

Lin Daochang was very calm at this time, took out more than a dozen letters of introduction from his arms, and domineeringly showed the little red badges of the Taoist Association's upper and lower agencies: "I am sent by the Taoist Association to work in other places. This is my assistant, you can go to the Taoist Association to contact the vice president, Guan Yun, and ask him to send someone to pick me up."

Qing Jing felt a sense of awe in his heart, leaned over and asked him in a low voice, "Where did you get so many stamped documents?"

The Taoist priest looked calm on the surface, glanced at him privately, and replied in a low voice, "When I went out to collect monster ecology, Shi Guanli did it. I was hurt by you last time and went to the police station, thanks to these things." The documents proved that I was in contact with wild animals on business, so I was not directly transferred to a criminal case."

Qing Jing covered his mouth all of a sudden, and shrank obediently behind him, for fear that the Taoist priest would remember the old hatred, hand him over to the staff, and take him to a small black room for quarantine and stamping.

Not long after, the staff came to inform him that he had contacted the Taoist Association and that someone would come to pick them up as soon as the quarantine time came.

In a place full of high-ranking officials like City B, a Taoist priest shouldn't be so dragging.But the Taoist Association is indeed better at killing zombies than ordinary supernatural beings. Daoist Guan Yun's super mutant pigeon is famous in the whole Forty-Nine City, and the staff responsible for the inspection took extra care of them After a while, two folding chairs were evenly distributed for them.

After the three-hour safety period, a car from the Taoist Association also came and took the two and three beasts back to Baiyun Temple.Daoist Guan Yun had been waiting for his apprentice in the office long ago. When he saw Lin Dancheng coming in, he took his hand and expressed his condolences: "Why did you come back so soon? How does it feel to be a hero who saves the beauty? I heard that Dai Heng said you brought I got a model back, she's quite honest, and she follows you very closely?"

"Teacher, you..." Lin Daochang also lost his temper when he met this teacher: "What kind of eyes does Dai Heng have? You can't tell the difference between a human and a goblin. He is the one who caused me to stay in the detention center for five days, that golden python, Now is not the end of the world, if the country is not strictly controlled, it will turn into a human form."

Just as Daoist Guan Yun was about to speak, Lin Dancheng had a flash of inspiration, and quickly stopped him: "He is a man, so don't be gay."

Taoist Guan Yun picked up the hot water on the table and took a sip, and said with a touch of melancholy: "What do you think of the teacher, do I have to force you to get married if you bring someone back? I want to ask you What is the cultivation level of the snake spirit, and what methods does it have to deal with zombies."

Only then did the little Taoist breathe a sigh of relief, and the beating sound of his heart calmed down a little, but he felt a little lost for some reason, and he also took a sip of hot water and replied: "As far as I can see, he is a swordsman, and It is the kind of sword cultivator who can fly with a sword in Xianxia novels. And he is different from ordinary goblins, he trusts humans very much, and he can't feel it when people bully him, so... Teacher, please don't let people lie to him, He's a good elf, and he's had a tough life..."

Daoist Guan Yun stroked his beard and smiled lightly: "I see, you don't mention the graduation thesis anymore, isn't it because of this goblin?"

The old man was very curious about this goblin who changed the life trajectory of the students, so he simply asked him to lead the way and take him to see the snake spirit.

His eyesight was incomparable to that of his apprentices, and when he saw Qingjing, he threw away the kind smile that always hung on his face, walked up quickly, and solemnly saluted: "I have seen you, senior."

Lin Dancheng was startled, pulled the teacher's sleeve and asked in a low voice, "Teacher, what's wrong with you? He's still a senior? Isn't he just a goblin who eats and drinks at a zoo?"

Daoist Guan Yun flicked his sleeves, and slapped his lover hard on the forehead: "You don't care how he lives. He is a genuine Jindan stage senior. Among us Taoist priests, there are very few foundation builders. What do you call a senior! It is impossible to respect someone whose cultivation level is higher than yours, maybe he has the ability to resolve this catastrophe!"

Lin Dancheng's hands fell in the air, his eyes were fixed on Qingjing, and he couldn't believe Taoist Guan Yun's words at all.

Isn't he just a silly snake spirit who didn't dare to change his form after reading the documents of the General Administration of Optoelectronics?If this snake spirit really became the teacher's senior, would he still have a liking for himself, a little Taoist priest who didn't even have a postgraduate diploma?

In his worried eyes, the goblin in red, who seemed to be detached, turned around, helped Taoist Guan Yun, and said seriously: "Don't be too polite, Taoist. You are the one who is in charge of Lin Dancheng's thesis, right? Then I have to Let me tell you something, his thesis is not wrong. Although I ate and drank well in the zoo, my spirit is very depressed. I am also one of the monsters who have been hindered by the development of human society. !"

Lin Daochang's heart suddenly fell back to its original position.