not scientific at all

After a tiring meal, the captain of the team of supernatural beings proposed to go with the little Taoist leader and the goblins he kept.

Daoist Dan Cheng was very conscious of being dependent on others, so he took the initiative to abandon the unhappiness during lunch and asked Qing Jing if he wanted to form a team with this group of people.The members of the supernatural team suddenly came up with the idea of ​​"Fuck, I'm so pampered, it's worth selling yourself to be taken care of by this Taoist priest", and they all looked expectantly at him, sitting on the tablecloth without even washing the dishes after eating. A squeamish snake spirit who leisurely teases parrots.

Qing Jing has only one question about this: "Who is driving?"

The team of supernatural beings has two off-road vehicles, but compared to a luxury tourist vehicle that can comfortably seat more than fifty people and has a toilet, the off-road vehicle is too simple.Jiang Xing of the superhuman team decided to put all the materials collected by his team on the bus. Of the two off-road vehicles, only one was tied to the back of the bus for convenience. Just throw it away.

When the group of people unloaded the car, Qingjing still didn't clean up the dishes, and the leftover food was placed on the ground indifferently, as if to be thrown away.The female supernatural beings in the team couldn't bear to see his prodigal appearance. After collecting the team's things, she took the initiative to ask him if he needed to help clean up.

Qing Jing agreed of course, and then in order to express his gratitude, he stretched out his hand to hug her arm, raised his face and rubbed against her neck.When the Taoist saw this scene, he almost had a heart attack on the spot. He quickly grabbed his wrist and shouted, "What are you doing? This is called sexual harassment. In the past, people would sue you in court, do you know?"

Qingjing looked in disbelief: "Don't make trouble, who wouldn't like me to touch it? I'm worth tens of thousands, okay! It's the end of the world that I'm so generous. In the past, most people would give me money if they wanted to see it. I can't even hug it!"

Seeing the perverted gazes of the female supernatural being and her teammate, Lin Dao grew out of anger.He rushed to the side of the snake spirit, lifted his soft and slender body to his shoulders, and walked towards the car angrily while pressing those long and flexible legs like snake tails: "Do people use you generously? Men and women give and take Don’t you understand? You can be regarded as a man. Stay away from girls in the future. If you can’t change this problem, you will come to me. Anyway, I spent a lot of money just to see you. pester me!"

He rushed into the car vigorously, and went straight to the four-seater in the last row. After the team of supernatural beings dismantled the car, they didn't dare to get in the car. They looked at each other, questioning the captain's arrangement for the first time.

"Let's get in this car... Is it appropriate?"

"The Taoist priest must have some secret formula for nourishing the kidneys. We won't be able to go there in a short time, right?"

"Why do I suspect that the little beauty is deliberately messing with Xiao Wu Mao, so that the Taoist chief will be jealous?"

"Have you heard the phrase 'make do with a man'? It's frightening to think about it!"

Standing in the center of the storm all the time, the female supernatural being who almost became the victim of the jealousy between the dog and the man said: "Little beauty's hands are so soft, slippery and tender, no wonder he will be unhappy when he touches my Taoist priest. If I have money I am also willing to keep him, fight zombies, wash clothes and cook for him... It's a pity that I didn't have the opportunity to be a trench before the end of the world, and after the end of the world, the combat power is not as good as that of the Daoist leader..."

It's a really sad story.

A group of people were discussing how long they should wait outside. Daochang Lin suddenly opened the window, revealing a trace of unruly hair and clothes, only the red face had not faded, and he stretched out his head to ask them why they didn't get in the car yet.

When the two of them rushed into the car, the team of supernatural beings were a little worried that such a lewd Taoist priest was not reliable enough, but when they found that the two of them had done nothing, they felt a little inexplicably disappointed.Suppressing their unsatisfied curiosity, they moved their food onto the bus. A power user from the team of supernatural beings was in charge of driving, and headed towards city b as requested by Daochang Lin.

For the sake of convenience, the driver bypassed the highway that might be jammed, and took a country road with relatively bad road conditions and fewer zombies.

The rural areas are sparsely populated, and there are far fewer zombies than in counties and cities, but there are more mutant beasts that rarely appear in cities.In the mountainous areas where the environment is better, there are even mutated beasts such as wild wolves and bears.They have higher IQs due to mutations, but most of their brains are filled with eating, evolving, and re-evolving. Both humans and zombies are their hunting targets.The flesh and blood of supernatural beings contain more abundant energy, and there are crystal nuclei similar to zombies in their brains, which can also enhance supernatural powers. The taste of meat is much better than zombies, and they have become the priority targets of mutated beasts.

Along the way, they also encountered many human beings who, like them, wanted to walk through the rural paths, but were besieged by mutant beasts emerging from the mountains.But for some unknown reason, those mutated beasts that were frantically biting around other teams would take the initiative to let go of the food in their mouths when Qingjing's bus passed by, and they didn't even bark a few times before turning around and fleeing into the fields and forests go.

This kind of phenomenon is not obvious when it occurs once or twice, but if there are too many times, who else in the supernatural team will not guess that the escape of these mutant beasts is related to the Taoist priest who raised three mutant beasts in their car? About it?

Everyone looked at Daoist Dancheng with reverence like a living god.Those supernatural beings or ordinary people who forcibly entangled them after being rescued also had similar thoughts in their hearts. They were more kind to him—and the little boy he kept—by greeting him, offering to help with cooking, and some even sending some local Specialty snacks.Lin Daochang has always been a fairy, and all the food he ate was given to the snake spirit, so that Qingjing once again found the feeling of being watched and fed by the crowd when he lived in the zoo.

After experiencing the miraculous effect of this bus to drive away alien beasts many times, these supernatural beings who were driven out by mutant beasts also came up with the idea of ​​hunting mutant beasts in turn.

So when they encountered a mutated black bear attacking a passing vehicle on the outskirts of city t, those zombie killers were about to vomit, and the supernatural beings who wished to find a new opponent to practice their hands became excited.Hunting mutant beasts can not only get crystal nuclei and energy-rich fresh meat, but even better, they have Lin Daochang who can suppress mutant beasts behind them. Even if their own strength kills some, that mutant beast will not have the courage to attack them .

The driver kicked the bus to a stop and roared like a beast: "Brothers, go! Kill that old bear!"

The bus and many cars behind opened the doors simultaneously, and the superhumans and even the courageous ordinary people jumped out of the car and rushed towards the mutated black bear that turned around and ran back when they came over.A new supernatural person invited Lin Daochang to go down to hunt together, but Lin Dancheng looked at the ostrich and alpaca huddled in the last two rows, and declined solemnly: "There are so many people enough to kill it, I will not kill it." followed."

The snake spirit who was originally lying in the last row of the car and learning foreign languages ​​with the jade slips of the Great Way of Words suddenly sat up, raised his head slightly, and stared intently at the Taoist priest with his big wet eyes: "That black bear is a first-class national Protect animals, don't hunt them casually, go and stop them from committing crimes."

The little Taoist snorted arrogantly, before he had time to say anything, the supernatural person got angry for him first, and sprayed saliva on Qingjing's face: "What are you? What right do you have to make irresponsible remarks here! Do you have anything to do with us beating bears? You recognize your identity, what Lin Daochang likes to do and what not to do, that’s not something you can control!"

The treatment of Qingjing along the way is obvious to everyone in the car. Not only does he lie in the best seat every day, besides playing with his mobile phone, he is just teasing the parrot, and he often makes requests to cause trouble for others.For a while, I will go to see the mountains, and for a while, I will go to the river to fish for fish. I will take a big parrot and make a delicious meal by myself, but I don’t know how to share it with others. I don’t even pick up the bowl after eating. The able man and Lin Daochang cleaned up the aftermath for him.

Not only this supernatural being, there are many other human beings who are not used to Qingjing, who take care of others.Usually it is one thing to please Taoist priests, but now some people come forward to scold him, and those who have secretly been jealous of Qingjing for a long time also take this opportunity to accuse him of having nothing to do except relying on his face to be taken care of by others, and some people even directly persuade Taoist priests After getting rid of this little boy, there are so many women in the team, how come they are not better than a man?

Qing Jing was inexplicably surprised.

When did a national first-class protected animal like him become unpopular, and a Taoist priest became the object of everyone's pursuit?Is it because he doesn't work in the zoo now and has no staff, so he is not as good as an official national civil servant with a staff?

He couldn't believe that he would be treated like this. His white face was almost transparent. He reached out and pressed the glass window next to him, breaking the tempered glass into pieces, and jumped out by stepping on the window.

Lin Dancheng patted the window frame and told him to go back, but Qing Jing only turned his head and glanced at the Taoist priest, his side face was full of melancholy, his long hair, which had been lying for a long time, was scattered by the wind and covered his face, and he said weakly: "I I want to be quiet and come back later."

Lin Daochang stepped on the window with one leg, leaned half of his body out, and shouted loudly: "[Delete] Who is Jingjing? [Delete] Where are you going, a goblin? Be careful if you meet my colleague again and take you away. You don’t want this car anymore? If you don’t want it, you also need the ostrich and the alpaca! Do you want such a cheap ostrich? I’ll kill it for meat at night!”

The snake spirit waved her hand melancholy: "I'll come back when I get used to the life of being unprotected by the state. Go to city B, alas... fill your mind with all the troubles in the world, how can these big and small cars be able to carry it... "

What kind of poem does a snake recite!Tell me honestly, these humans are too annoying, can't you just leave if you don't want to go with them?It's annoying for me to be pestered by so many people every day. Whoever has the Madonna's disease wants to pull this group of people up!If it wasn't for this car not being mine, I wouldn't let so many outsiders crowded here to block the eyes... The Taoist priest jumped out of the car without saying a word, and ran after the snake spirit towards the mutant bear.

The hand that smashed the glass window knocked down all the supernatural beings in the car.No matter how powerful a power user is, it is impossible to shatter the tempered glass with such a light push. In their view, this man who has been taken care of by Taoist priests is not only weak, but also a strong man that they can hardly match.And judging from the fact that he flirtatiously abandoned him and left, but the Taoist priest desperately chased after him, this person is not only not clinging to the strong, but Daoist Lin was tempted first, and he has been following him backwards!

Then, after these two get back together, will they still be willing to take them along with those who belittled the handsome man in red face to face and forced him to jump out of the car and leave?Intense remorse lingered in their hearts, and the supernatural person wanted to slap himself, chase after him and kneel down to beg Qingjing to forgive him.

But before they could take any action, the alpaca in the car scared himself and scared himself because he heard the priest said that he would kill the ostrich to eat meat, and thought that he would not know when he would be eaten without Qingjing and the protection of the ostrich. Got to cry.

This alpaca, which only eats crystal nuclei and does not kill zombies, is the first time that everyone thought it was useless except for its cuteness, showing its mutated skills, and it was this miserable cry!

This sound is simply too unpleasant, more sheep than sheep sound, it makes people's heart itch to the top of their head.Moreover, the coverage radius is as long as ten meters, and the sound penetrates everywhere, even if the ears are plugged, it can't be blocked.

The supernatural beings who had gathered around to fight the bear suddenly found that they could no longer use any supernatural powers, and they were all terrified. Some thought that they would never have any supernatural powers again, and nearly collapsed.

The mutated bear was also annoyed by the sound of the llama and went into a wild fit. Although he couldn't use his earth ability, the bear itself had a strong attack power.In addition, after its evolution, its skin and flesh became stronger, and its spirit became manic after being attacked by the sound of the alpaca. Even Qingjing couldn't feel the coercion of the big monster on Qingjing's body. Normal people who are so itchy they can barely hold a gun.

Losing the ability that gave them unlimited confidence, some people with abilities have completely collapsed in confidence, and they don't even know how to escape, sitting on the ground in despair and waiting to die.However, the terrifying bear claw of the giant bear stopped suddenly when it fell a few centimeters above the human head. Under its giant claw was a hand that was so beautiful that it was unreal. Dressed in a fierce red dress, the young man in a gown like a wedding dress looked gentle and compassionate, and said to him: "Look, I said that this is a national first-class protected animal and cannot be beaten?"

"You—" He wiped away the frightened tears from his eyes, only to realize that the strong man in front of him was Qing Jing who was usually so lazy that he didn't even wash the dishes.The bear stood obediently beside him like a toy, lowered its head and whined, as if it was so annoyed by the cry of the alpaca, it was acting like a baby to its master, and it didn't look like it was coming to kill in a threatening manner just now .

Holding the bear's paw, Qing Jing tapped lightly on the car window from the air, and shouted "Don't cry!" to the alpaca, and the whole world immediately became quiet.Those people who could no longer use their powers also found that their powers came back, and slowly recovered from their collapsed emotions, they all lowered their heads and thanked Qing Jing.

Only Lin Daochang couldn't blend into this happy and peaceful atmosphere.The words those people accused Qingjing just now were still echoing in his mind, he turned his head to apologize, and then wanted to enjoy Qingjing's protection like a normal person, he felt a little uncomfortable looking at it from such a clean-eyed outsider.