not scientific at all

"The C River is the mother river of our country. Many kinds of delicious...precious fish grow in the C River, the most famous of which is the large river-sea migratory fish, the Chinese sturgeon. The Yangtze River Chinese sturgeon belongs to the national first-class protection Animals are not allowed to be caught and eaten casually, but today our Journey to the Heavens and Worlds program found a large fish farm for artificially raising sturgeons along the banks of the C River. The host Qing Jing will catch and slaughter them for you on the riverside , leading you to taste this rare delicacy."

Qing Jing was wearing a big red fairy clothes, standing by the broad river and talking while walking, her cheeks were covered with a layer of light red by the clothes, making her look extraordinarily pink and translucent.His footsteps always have a reptile-like slippery feeling, and the wide hem of his clothes rolls up with his walking steps, flicking around his feet like a cloud.Even if the greenery around the water area has lost its vitality, the sky will always be gray. Standing between the water and the sky, he reflected the lens brightly and vividly.

He is holding a black gold carbon fishing rod upside down in his right hand. After introducing the scenery, he skillfully winds the line, installs the reel, adds the pendant, and finally hangs the hook, and catches a small fish from the water as bait.With a light wave of his right hand, the fishing line was thrown into the river in a long arc, and the sleeves were gilded with a layer of gold in the sun, shining brilliantly.

ok!This shot is done, the next step is to catch a sturgeon and hang it on the hook, and then pull it up!

Qingjing rolled up his sleeves and was about to go into the water, when a Taoist shouted from behind, full of righteous indignation: "There are so many zombies that can't be killed, what are you still playing there!"

In the camera, there is a not-so-quiet landscape and a glamorous host, but when you look out of the camera, there are rickety zombies everywhere, surrounding Lin Dancheng and a team of tattered-clothed humans with bloody eyes.The ostrich also mixed in to kill the zombies. It kicked a few meters away with its long legs, and then jumped over to peck at the skulls. By the way, it cleared the heads of the zombies lying on the surrounding ground. No matter who killed them, it would jump on them if they saw any. peck.

The supernatural being in that team finished cleaning up a bunch of zombies, and when he turned around, he found that the zombie he had killed had been gnawed open by the supernatural beast, swallowing up the spar inside, and couldn't help but vent his anger on the Taoist priest , Cursed angrily: "What are you doing here? Grab the crystal nucleus? I killed that second-order zombie. Why did your ostrich and alpaca dig out the crystal nucleus? And that man in red is male or female? ..."

Before he could finish his sentence, the man grabbed the hand that pointed to the Taoist priest's face, pushed and rubbed him, and threw him a few meters away.Lin Dancheng rolled up his sleeves and looked at the group of people impatiently: "It was you who called for help just now, so we drove over to save people. We don't need to say it earlier! Now that we have run out of people, I think about the crystal nucleus." What's the matter? Well, I know where there are second-level zombies, so I'll take you there, and I guarantee that you will kill as many as you want, and all the crystal nuclei you kill will be left to you, and I will not take any of them."

"You..." The man lost face and rushed over to fight the Taoist priest, but was stopped by the supernatural being who led the team and gave him a wink: "Everyone is human, and we should work together to kill zombies, there is no need Arguing over a few spars. The Taoist leader is not an ordinary person, is he? The mutant beast you raise must be at least level [-], and I still have some insight. Everyone is leaving the base in City N. Do you want to go on the same road temporarily? There is also a care for each other?"

Lin Dancheng hesitated, and looked back at Qingjing, intending to ask him what he meant, but what he saw almost made him vomit blood.

This snake spirit caught an arm-long sturgeon at some point, and had already set up a bonfire, sat on a small milk pot to boil water, and squatted by the riverside with a basin to wash the fish.On the floor next to it is a colorful plastic tablecloth, on which are several cutting boards with avocados, canned tuna, canned sweet corn kernels and a pile of foreign sauces.

Unbelievably, the big parrot with no eyes at all was holding the knife with its two paws, fluttering its wings up and down, cutting the picked avocado into small pieces, and then took out a bowl out of nowhere , Pour all these things into a bowl, grab the salad dressing bottle with your claws and pour the sauce into it.

This bird has indeed become fine.

This bird has become a spirit, right?

Taoist priests and supernatural beings have similar thoughts in their hearts, but their actions are completely different.There was a young woman in the team of supernatural beings. When she saw Teacher Shen put down the salad dressing and took a spoon to stir the salad, she looked so cute. She smiled and praised: "This parrot can actually cook. It has such a high IQ. What level of alien beast is it? I have raised parrots before, and I have never seen such a smart and human-like parrot. Daoist Master, you are really capable, and you can tame several alien beasts so cute."

While talking, she went to touch the parrot, but before her hand touched the parrot, she was suddenly supported by someone. The hand holding her was long and soft, as white as if it was about to shine, but it was wet and cold, and it froze as soon as it was touched. She shivered.The female supernatural user raised her head, and saw a face as perfect as her hand, which was also cold and without any warmth: "Ms. Shen is not an ordinary parrot, so you can't touch it casually. If you like animals, go there to play." Alpacas and ostriches, just give them a carrot or vegetable and they'll touch them."

"Ah, I'm sorry..." The female supernatural being was overwhelmed by his sudden burst of aura, and took two steps back.The Taoist came up to stand between the two of them, wrinkled and said impatiently: "You just have to show off this parrot? Do you have to cook here? There are so many people watching, can't you do it after they leave?"

Qingjing looked at him like a child: "Mr. Shen is not an ordinary parrot. He scares you to death when you say it. He is the film crew of our show. Besides, I am not just going back to my hometown for travel, but I also have to do filming work, of course. Work has to be prioritized. Now there are no zombies to kill, no one to save, when will it be delayed if we don’t take advantage of the present to take some delicious food?”

While the two were talking, Teacher Shen flew up with the big salad spoon, and brought the salad, which was full to the tip, to Qingjing's mouth.

Qing Jing didn't have much interest in fruit, so he just took a small bite from the tip of the spoon. He was ready to show off his acting skills, but unexpectedly, he didn't need to act at all. Even a meat eater like him loved the taste of the salad: "It's great! A little I don’t even feel like I’m eating fruit, I’m eating meat! No wonder you asked me to take this, I thought it was your favorite fruit.”

The Taoist priests were having a good time arguing, but as soon as the parrot came, the quarreling object went to eat.This is really intolerable, he also lowered his head to bite the salad on the spoon in a rage, but with a slap of Mrs. Shen's little wings, the spoon moved a few steps away from the spot he was aiming at, and stuck to Qingjing's lips again. side.

Qing Jing opened his mouth and swallowed the whole spoon, and then spit it out after sipping it clean. He raised his eyebrows triumphantly, and looked at the Taoist priest who had bitten nothing.Lin Daochang visited many simple goblins deep in the mountains over the years, and it was the first time he saw two such scheming ones, his face turned red with anger, and he immediately grabbed the spoon.

The supernatural beings who watched deeply felt that their eyes were hurt.They don't know how to describe the relationship between the two people and one bird, but if the parrot is replaced by a human-many people have a sentence in their minds: Your circle is really chaotic.

The female supernatural being who wanted to touch the parrot before quietly said to her teammates: "The Taoist priest and the little beauty are really happy friends, and the parrots are still fighting for favor, so cute."

The supernatural being who had just quarreled with Lin Dancheng said with a dark face: "What's so cute! That little fair face looks like it was raised by others. It's so white and tender even in the end of the world, and it's dressed so seductively." ...Heh, Taoist priest, I'm not sure what I'm doing behind my back."

His teammate looked at the Taoist priest enviously, and replied in a low voice: "If I were me, I would also like to raise it. You can lose your temper at me every day. It doesn't matter if you are so beautiful, it doesn't matter if you are a man or a woman. If it is not the end of the world, how can you take turns?" To a Taoist priest."

Qingjing heard it clearly, puffed out his chest proudly, and said to the Taoist in a low voice: "Every human being is willing to raise me, and they can spend as much as they want. But anyway, you can't afford it, so I won't talk about you." what."

Lin Dancheng is still an ordinary human being, and his hearing is not strong enough to hear their whispers. He just retorts habitually when he hears the snake spirit: "Who can't afford you? I'm a Taoist priest who has officially passed the certificate. I was compiled by the state. Take the salary of a civil servant! You can eat as much as you can, and I can afford to feed a cow!"

Teacher Shen calmly grabbed the spoon and flew to a place out of the Taoist's reach, bowed his head and called Qing Jing: "Come here and help me cut the fish. After a while, the water will boil and I will make steamed fish. I also need to make salad with egg whites. I am too busy." .”

Qingjing happily went to work with Teacher Shen, and Lin Dancheng was so angry that he couldn't sit still.The sturgeon was fished by him by jumping into the river. It can still live well in the current hydrological environment. In fact, it is an evolutionary species that has mutated. The flesh of the fish is firmer than that of ordinary sturgeon, and there is still a trace of it in the flesh. With a touch of aura, Qingjing was so greedy that he wished he could steal a bite.

But not only he couldn’t eat, he couldn’t even swallow his saliva in front of the camera, but he had to act solemnly and follow Teacher Shen’s instructions to remove the hard scales from the fish body, scald the black sand on the surface in hot water, and then cut flowers on the fish body Knife, stuffed with ginger, shallots and thinly sliced ​​fatty meat.When he was cooking fish, Mr. Shen took out the boiled eggs from the milk pot, broke them in half with a knife, and then dug out the egg yolks with a spoon and mixed them into the salad to mix well.

Lin Dancheng paced back and forth behind him, and the group of supernatural beings who wanted to get in touch with him felt dizzy, and advised him to sit down and share some biscuits, instant noodles and the like.But he refused to sit down and pointed behind the busy two goblins: "The spoon hasn't been washed yet! That goblin has already sipped it, and all the saliva has been mixed into the salad, how can others eat it!"

Shen Pingshan dug up a large spoonful of salad, put it in a container made of half egg white, and jumped to Qingjing's side with his wings in his hands.

Qingjing lowered his head and ate it by its wings, lightly licked the gorgeous flying feathers with the tip of his tongue, and licked off the salad sauce stained on them, then turned his head and smiled at the Taoist priest, showing his snow-white teeth: "This is all Teacher Shen made it for me, who wants to eat it for you?"

The Taoist finally stopped walking dryly. He rushed directly to the bowl of salad, scooped up a large spoonful and stuffed it into his mouth. He swallowed it without chewing, then wiped his mouth and calmly commented: "It's just average. , not as authentic as the western food restaurant at the back door of our Q City Computer Academy at the foot of the mountain."

Qing Jing threw down the knife and was about to get up to grab the salad, but Teacher Shen suddenly waved his wings and said, "There is still some egg yolk on the tip of the right wing, you can try it again."

The word "wing tip" immediately drew Qingjing's attention back. He bent down and looked through it carefully for a while, and found that there was still a little hard-to-find egg yolk slag on the inner side of the flight feather of Mr. Shen's right wing.At this time, Mr. Shen was holding up his wings trustingly in front of him, and a little bit of egg yolk dregs made the neat flying feathers extra attractive. He seemed to hear the whisper of the devil in his ears, and couldn't help stretching out the sinful words again. With the tip of his tongue, he licked Teacher Shen's wings under the guise of licking the egg yolk.

His expression was focused and intoxicated, as if enjoying some delicious food, making one wish to throw out that bird wing and replace it with something else.Teacher Shen gently stroked his head with his left wing. The disharmony between the two monsters was dazzling. Lin Dancheng stared at him and almost bent the salad spoon in his hand.

The female supernatural person really didn't dare to watch it anymore, she took the initiative to go to the tablecloth and said, "Let me cook for you, we also have something to eat here, can we all get together and make something hot?"

Teacher Shen finally spoke: "No, if you need to use cutting boards and knives, I will do it for Qingjing alone."

He didn't look at the embarrassed female superhuman, grabbed the marinated fish and placed it in a steamer to form a circle, steamed the fish first, and then asked Qingjing to go to the freezer on the car to get his favorite barbecued pork buns And the shrimp dumplings are coming out to melt, and when the fish is out of the pot, put the dim sum on the pot and continue to steam.

He didn't cook many dishes, except for an avocado salad and a steamed fish, there were only two steamed dim sum and a sweet egg drop corn soup, and he generously threw a pack of instant curry to Lin Dancheng.The captain of the team of supernatural beings was about to climb up to this capable person who could support his tsundere lover and a bunch of high-level alien beasts on his own, so he quickly heated up a bowl of rice he brought to serve him with curry. Bread and vegetable luncheon broth were offered to him, and he was persuaded to eat something to calm his nerves.

"That one looks spoiled. If you quarrel with him in front of us outsiders, he will even quarrel with you when he gets angry. Daoist, you can sit here and eat at ease, a parrot can really become People, it's pointless to care about these things."

Lin Daochang didn't know if it was interesting or not, but after hearing this, he felt a lot more comfortable, so he quietly opened the curry bag, poured it into the hot rice, and looked at the two goblins while eating. Make (sound).

Teacher Shen has already arranged all kinds of dishes neatly. The host straightened the clothes, knelt on the tablecloth and tasted the dishes, showing an intoxicated expression while eating: "This is the taste of Dongtu, this It is the taste of mother. The oldest traditional flavors of the C River and the Z River Valley are perfectly integrated in this meal, and the avocado salad from foreign countries has given new life to this ancient Eastern cuisine..."

He looked at Mr. Shen affectionately, that kind of natural emotion didn't need to be brewed outside the camera at all. Every time he took a bite, the thought stuck deeper into his mind: Mr. Shen is so virtuous, he should be married.