Leprechaun!

police station!

It's all because of you that I didn't graduate!

Thinking carefully...

Is it true that:

The man in red: "Hahaha, come and chase me, come and chase me~~~"

Taoist: "Don't make trouble, you annoying little fairy."

Uncle police: "Police visit! You are suspected of selling x female tickets x, please come with us!"

Taoist teacher: "We don't have such immoral students in the Taoist Academy, we will be expelled!"

The crowd of onlookers instantly made up seventeen or eight jokes that would be harmonized if they were spoken out, and their eyes on the Taoist priest were not quite right.The Taoist still didn't realize it, and pointed his sword at Qingjing angrily, and talked about the past they had to code: "Without such a shameless goblin like you, why did you go to Nifeng Express in the middle of the night? Let me bump into you What kind of skill is it to jump into the police station and not let go of the police's thigh? If you have the ability to sneak around in the middle of the night, if you have the ability, you can fight with me!"

It turned out that he wasn't caught by the police uncle, but because the other party cheated, the Taoist chief chased and beat the cheating scumbag and Xiaosan to the police station in a rage.Or people say that reality is always more bloody than fiction... The eyes of the supernatural being who followed the Taoist priest all the way showed deep sympathy and resentment towards the scumbag Xiaosan, but when he thought that he had helped him just now, he would turn his back on him and tear down the bridge now If he is suspected, he can only drag the Taoist priest back to his team first, and persuade him to hold back for a while.

"Lin Daochang, we know that you have been wronged, but he just helped us. We can't turn around and beat him right after we get out of trouble, right? I think they are also going to the base in City N. When they get there, you and that If you have any grievances or grievances, it will be settled, this is your private matter, and our brothers promise that no one else will get in, what do you think?"

The Taoist priest was still out of breath, his eyes wide open, staring at Qingjing.He remembered his graduation thesis, which took more than a year to write - "The Harm of the Development of Modern Society to the Survival of the Demon Population".In order to write this thesis well, he traveled to more than 20 provinces, municipalities and autonomous regions across the country, tracking and photographing all kinds of animals in deep mountains and old forests that have lived for hundreds or thousands of years due to hard life, and obtained a large number of First-hand materials.

The thesis was written in a full [-] words, and the teacher who submitted it for review for the first time hinted that he could pass it, and praised him for his well-organized and detailed argumentation.But later... why was he so cheap at that time!Why do you still go to province G to study the status of monsters in offshore and oceanic creatures!

It was in the middle of the night when he arrived in City G, he went to a food stall with a local tour guide to eat late at night, but he felt a demonic aura at a headwind courier sorting center on the side of the street. Following the demonic aura, he saw a long-haired man in yellow clothes The monster is squatting in the courtyard of the sorting center to unpack other people's large packages.

He was about to grab the goblin and go back to study on the spot. To his surprise, the goblin reacted very quickly. Seeing that he was a true Taoist priest who could subdue demons, he jumped off the wall and escaped from the headwind express. He ran away leisurely all the way, leading him to chase a night.At that time, he was aroused by this snake spirit, and he only wanted to catch it and bring it back to city b for research, so he followed him and jumped onto the roof of a street boutique.After chasing for two streets, the goblin suddenly jumped into a yard, and revealed its original shape—a golden python over five meters long, tangled around a man's leg.

He was too busy looking at the python monster, and didn't pay attention to the man's attire, so he jumped in to catch the monster, but he failed to catch the monster, but was surrounded by a group of big men in police uniforms...

Although their teacher came and bailed him out within a few days, his graduation thesis was finished.Because this snake essence was wrapped around the policeman's thigh and sent to the zoo, the state in the zoo was like a little prince living among the people and was sent back. One snake was accompanied by eight breeders in turn to watch, and the feed could not be eaten. Using foreign imports is simply a living counterexample of his thesis, causing all the thesis he just passed to be returned and rewritten!Later, because of the psychological shadow caused by the time he entered the police station, he couldn't help but go to the zoo to see that goblin who pretended to be like an ordinary snake. The more he looked at it, the more he couldn't write it.

The superhumans from his team dragged him to the car, persuading him as he walked: "The routes of our two teams are different. Daochang Lin, you can't see it. It's hard to find a three-legged toad. There aren't many men with legs? He just dresses fancy, I don't think he's as good-looking as our little Su..."

"No, I'll follow them!" The Taoist shook off the person who was holding him, gave Qing Jing a hard look, and swore coldly, "I won't let this goblin have a chance to harm others again!"

Sure enough, the old relationship is still hard to break.The supernatural being behind him was embarrassed and mixed with gossip that hadn't been seen for a long time after the end of the world. He quietly touched Li Xulang and the others and asked, "Well, do you think we should form a team and go? We don't have any other intentions." , It’s Daoist Lin who is really capable, there are many old, weak, sick and disabled in our car, and there are only a few people with supernatural powers, it’s hard to go without him.”

Li Xulang looked back at Qingjing, seeing that he didn't look like he was going to kill someone to silence him, so he replied in a low voice: "Let's go on like this for now, Brother Qing is a pretty good person, and we usually save people if we can. What's the matter with this Taoist... Cough, that's his private matter, let's pretend we didn't see it and let it go."

The two convoys simply merged into one team, the supernatural beings returned to their cars, and the Taoist priests also boarded the bus.The bus was already full, and there were still alpacas and ostriches occupying the space. After entering, the Taoist priest looked around at the seats, walked straight to the last row where Qing Jing lay, and leaned on the chair in the front row. Staring back at him hard.

Qing Jing propped his hands behind his head, lay still with his eyes closed, and said, "I don't have a seat here, I have long legs, so I can't help it. You can find a seat outside."

The Taoist snorted heavily, jumped up and sat on the back of the row of chairs in the freezer, stared down at the snake monster condescendingly, and said forcefully, "I can just sit here, no need to find a seat! Who knew that a monster like you can't see it at a glance?" What else can you do if you live here!"

His anger turned to anger, but because he was worried about the children in the car, he lowered his voice very low.Qingjing took out his mobile phone and looked at it in front of his eyes, and said perfunctorily, "Okay, okay, look at yours, I'll read a book first. Everything in that freezer is mine, you are not allowed to steal it."

"What book are you reading?"

"...Rebirth: A happy life in the last days. He wrote it very well, and taught a lot of knowledge about fighting zombies and building bases. If I tell you, you won't understand. Just be honest if you have nothing to do. I still need to study how It's the end of the world, I don't have time to argue with you for such a childish fight."

"Everything that looks good is made up. Heh, you're so kind as to tell me not to steal from you. You're the only goblin who steals. I..." He looked back at the freezer and found that it was filled with Some quick-frozen rice rolls, wontons, siu mai and so on can't be eaten immediately, so I said even more contemptuously: "I never take other people's things. Hey, they call you Qingge Qingge, you alone Male goblin, why did you choose such a feminine name?"

Qing Jing finally couldn't help but glanced back at him: "They call me Qing 'Brother', elder brother's elder brother. My real name is Qing Jing, and the Qing Jing of 'Poet Qing Jing in New Year' has cultural connotations. Daochang Lin called you, so your name is Daochang?"

Lin Daochang said disdainfully: "That's because the person who wrote the poem is educated. What kind of education is a name. My Taoist name is Dancheng. From now on, don't call me old Taoist priests."

"Whoever said that names are not educated, can you come up with such a good name? Don't you rely on other people to get your Taoist name? Have you ever named your pets? How much can a five-meter-long golden python sell for now? Do you know? Do you know how many words and books I have been taught by my father, my father?"

He still felt ashamed to call him Daddy, but when he thought of the last time, the owner abandoned him and turned away because he missed a word. In addition, after he came out of the zoo, he seemed to dream that his pet called him Daddy. Hey, when he mentioned the past this time, he suppressed his embarrassment and let out a cry, but his face quickly turned red.

Lin Dancheng also seemed disgusted by this name, turned his head and sat by the refrigerator and stopped talking.Even Teacher Shen spread his wings and patted his head sympathetically, rubbing his small face against his forehead.Qing Jing sighed, turned around and buried his face in the chair cushion, never wanting to come out to see anyone again.

The bank manager who had been watching them secretly turned his head at this time, took out a pen and paper and wrote quickly, telling his colleagues: They have finished their quarrel, and now it seems that they are going to see their parents again and they need to keep pets. I can't fight anymore, everyone can rest assured.

The dark clouds cleared the car, and they drove safely for a few more hours before arriving at the base in City N.

The base in city n is located in city n, and the zombies in the city have been cleaned up by local soldiers and supernatural beings for days, and the entire military area of ​​city n has moved into the city.There are soldiers and supernatural beings patrolling the gate of the base at any time, and screening equipment is also set up. Everyone must wait in the tent outside for three hours before entering the base, so as to avoid people who have not fallen ill after being scratched or bitten by zombies Get into the city.During this period of time, everyone has to fill out an application form to enter the city, register whether they have supernatural powers, and how much property they have on their bodies. After entering the city, different residences and jobs will be arranged according to the level of supernatural powers.

In order to protect Qingjing, when filling out the form, Li Xulang argued with the person in charge of the registration: "Although Brother Qing doesn't have supernatural powers, his swordsmanship is very good, and he is much better at killing zombies than us supernatural beings. You can see that there are so many people in our team, most of them were saved by him, since I followed Brother Qing, no one in our team has been injured by zombies!"

Another team of supernatural beings also tried their best to recommend Taoist priests: "Daozhang Lin is a real Taoist priest, the kind shown on TV who can subdue demons and subdue demons. Now it's the end of the world and zombies have come out. Taoist priests will teach you how to do Taoism." What's there to believe? All of us combined are not as strong as Lin Daochang, and he can use talismans, and he can burn zombies to death with a talisman... Wrong, zombies!"

The registrar looked at the college student-like Taoist priest and the snake spirit who could go on the red carpet. No matter what he looked at, he couldn't see how capable they were, and they didn't have any quantifiable abilities. After hesitating for a long time, they could only say: "Please fill in first Watch, I will report to my superiors, if they are really capable, the base will definitely not treat them badly."

The man turned around to leave, but Qing Jing stopped him and publicly said: "Don't ask, I won't stay at this base, I have to go to other places to shoot, and I still need to find the virus written in the book, Leave it to yourselves."

He had people remove the food and water stored in the carriage and luggage compartment, and he left the storage cabinet behind, and was about to leave with the ostrich and alpaca.Those who were traveling with him were reluctant to part with him, and they all advised him to stay in n city.Li Xulang and others who had the closest relationship with him publicly persuaded: "What is written in the novel can't be taken seriously! Brother Qing, no matter how powerful you are, you can't run around the world alone. If there is a zombie attack in the middle of the night, why don't you keep watch by yourself every day? That way there will be no rest, and those two supernatural beasts you raise aren’t very powerful in combat!”

Qing Jing was determined to leave, and everyone was reluctant, even the registration staff followed him to persuade him to stay, only one person stood up and supported him personally: "I'm going to city b to find my teacher to study how to use Taoism to fight against and Destroy the zombies, you come with me!"

He got on the bus directly, and the number of people persuaded suddenly doubled.However, how could the Taoist master of the fairy wind listen to the calls of mortals like you, and Qingjing has been pampered by humans all his life. No one can force him to do things except for injections. Or sit on the bus, and then stare with big eyes:

"Who's driving?"

In the end, the ostrich sat in the driver's seat after a long absence, and Qing Jing threw the sword on the chassis of the car, exercising his spiritual sense and true energy while driving.The Taoist priest originally downloaded most of the city maps in his mobile phone, but unfortunately the mobile phone was out of battery and could not be turned on. Looking at Qingjing and reading zombie novels all day long, he couldn't help asking him: "How many mobile phones have you stolen from other people? Still have electricity?"

The key word he wants to ask is how can there be electricity, but what Qingjing cares about is the word "steal", and he retorts excitedly: "Who stole something! If I want to steal, I will go to a big supermarket. What's the use of stealing express delivery?" ? At that time, I was looking for a large express delivery to Xiangdao, Nanhai or somewhere abroad, so that I could send myself to cross the catastrophe, okay?"

"Crossing, crossing the catastrophe? You have been able to—"

"It's all because of you. Later, I was strictly watched by the zoo. I didn't have enough time, so I went to the Pearl River to swim out to sea in the middle of the night. After swimming for several sea miles, I finally swam to a reef outside the sea. Such deep water! Such a long time! I am not a sea snake, I almost drowned in the sea, do you know that!"

"You, you swam out of the sea to cross the catastrophe? How did you swim so far away? It's better to secretly find someone deep in the mountains and old forests..." Lin Dancheng's eyes showed subtle pity, the aura of fighting anytime, anywhere Little, lowered his eyelids, and said awkwardly and vaguely: "It's the end of the world anyway, and you can't beat zombies, who cares about monsters, and you don't have to be so secretive. Um... then I'm unlucky this time, but you too... have worked hard enough."

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