What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

Before Su Bin expressed his opinion, Sun Yujie had already picked up the trial size of the verbena perfume and sprayed it on his wrist, then took a deep breath at half an arm's length away: "It smells good, very fresh."

Su Bin also smelled it.When he was taking an IELTS training class in China, the teacher who taught them etiquette knowledge also said something about perfume - in Western countries, especially in Europe, not wearing perfume when going out is equivalent to running naked.

This sentence is indeed a little exaggerated to the Chinese who have never experienced the perfume culture, but Su Bin only found out after he came to a foreign country that this is really the case, even men wear perfume!

In fact, the "perfume culture" in the West is still based on "respect for others".

Most Westerners have a stronger body odor than Easterners. If you don’t wear perfume, once you get hot and sweat in public, you will have an unpleasant smell... It’s like some Chinese people take off their shoes and pick their feet in public. , is a very unqualified behavior.

Therefore, most men use perfume not to "attract bees and butterflies", but to cover up their own smell.

Over time, the masses in the West have formed a culture of using fragrance products.

If it is said that ladies' preferences for perfume can add personal charm, then men's choice of perfume can reveal their taste.

Better mid-to-high-end perfumes are expensive, but the fragrance will never be pungent and unpleasant, and after touching the skin, the perfume can also chemically react with the user's own sweat under the catalysis of body temperature, producing a unique fragrance of this fragrance. People's smell, which is why the same perfume smells differently on different people.

When Su Bin bumped into Ellen on the stairs that day, he also smelled a unique fragrance that seemed to be absent from the other party.

In fact, as an Asian with little body odor, it is enough to take a shower every day, but Su Bin suddenly remembered that he would sweat every day when he walked the dog. ", so at this moment, I feel a little bit excited...

It's not that you have to use verbena to guard against that, there really isn't...

After Su Bin gave himself a psychological hint, he said to the waiter, "Have a bottle!"

"Okay." The waiter enthusiastically took a brand new bottle of perfume for Su Bin, carefully packed it, and handed it to him, "If you feel good after using it, please fill in the feedback form for us, and we will give you a small gift of!"

After shopping, Su Bin went back to school to take Alexander for a walk, and really broke out in sweat afterwards.

Su Bin thought of the perfume he just bought, took it out, unwrapped the delicate package, and planned to spray some on his body, but before spraying it, he suddenly felt a little apprehensive...

If Ellen doesn't like or hates the smell of verbena, will it be awkward to meet?

Assuming that Ellen is really a vampire and really hates verbena, will she realize that "I have seen something" and drink blood in advance to kill her?

Uh... Su Bin quickly shook his head, not thinking so much, this is a coincidence and a coincidence...

Come on~Verbena Perfume—"Puff, Puff, Puff..." transform into a body! ! !

……Huh?This taste, why does it feel a little sour (⊙o⊙)...

Su Bin waited for the perfume to fully react with his sweat, but after a while, Su Bin felt that something was wrong. Why did he have a smell like rotten pickles? -_-#

Alexander hiding away: "Go away (→A→)..."

Su Bin: "..." Uh, is the order wrong?Looks like you have to spray it after taking a shower?

Putting Alexander back to the professor's house, Su Bin rushed back to take a bath with a strange smell that even he couldn't bear.

On the way, he continued to worry about Ellen's reaction...

Yang Chengzhe told him that it would be impolite to suspect that Ellen was "not human" without any evidence, but Su Bin still subconsciously bought the verbena product of Ke Vampire...

But Su Bin really didn't want to think that he was a despicable person, so he gave himself psychological hints all the way—didn't he really want to buy it on purpose, didn't he happen to have a discount recommendation?The smell of the perfume is not too bad(?)... well, that's it!

At the door of the house, Su Bin took a deep breath and showed a very natural look.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the door, Su Bin ran into Ellen...

Ellen happened to be packing her leather boots near the entrance, and before seeing him, she smelled his "smell" first... When she saw that it was Su Bin, Ellen's expression at that moment was really... indescribable.

Su Bin: "..." He seemed to have seen the black line hanging from Ellen's forehead just now...

Probably like this (||￣_￣||)...

Ellen looked at him, and said bluntly, "It smells bad, you should take a shower."

"I know..." T_T

Su Bin ran upstairs, took a shower as fast as he could, and immediately felt comfortable all over.He found both the newly bought shower gel and the bottle of perfume, and put the former on the sink, so that Ellen could see his sincerity in his "cohabitation" life when he came in. As for the bottle of perfume... Sue A fierce battle between heaven and man was going on in Bin's mind.

The brave villain in the body looked at the cowardly villain with disdain: "Tsk tsk tsk, how despicable!"

The cowardly villain raised his fist and said angrily: "Coincidence, coincidence, coincidence!"

Su Bin: "..."

Well, let's try again, assuming that Ellen is not a vampire, so no matter what perfume I use, it will be fine, right?

This time, Su Bin only carefully sprayed a little on his ears and neck, and then wiped it away vigorously, then went back to his room and stayed for a while, waiting for the scent to dissipate before going downstairs.

Ellen has also cleaned out her leather boots... He seems to like wearing leather shoes and boots very much, half of the large shoe cabinet in the downstairs hallway belongs to him.

At this moment, Ellen is sitting on the sofa, reading his black "Compendium of Poisons"...

"Michael," seeing Su Bin coming downstairs, Ellen greeted him, "Come over and have a chat."

"..." Su Bin didn't want to chat at all. He was going to the kitchen to prepare dinner, but for some reason, as soon as Ellen used a commanding tone, he couldn't refuse. Before his brain could react, his body had already started. Walked over consciously.

Su Bin took a deep breath nervously, wanting to make sure that his perfume smell was not too deliberate.

But after he sat down, the sensitive Ellen still frowned, but he didn't say anything.

"Eh..." Su Bin took the initiative to break the deadlock, "What are we talking about?"

Ellen began to ask him what part-time job he usually does and the specific time of the part-time job. Su Bin did not dare to hide anything, nor was he in the habit of lying, so he honestly explained everything...

As a local, Ellen told Su Bin some problems that may also arise in regular part-time jobs, and asked him to be cautious.

Su Bin was a little surprised at Ellen's concern for him, and was also a little moved.

But in fact, his mind was not on the issue of part-time work at all, but was observing Ellen's expression to see if the other party felt uncomfortable because of the smell of the perfume on his body... But it seemed that he didn't. Talk to him very calmly.

At this moment, the cowardly villain in Su Bin's body has shrunk to the corner and circled with guilt, while the brave villain is waving his arms and occupying the sovereignty, shouting: "Idiot! Idiot!"

Su Bin: "..."

Someone breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to let go of all guards and get along with Ellen, but Ellen suddenly asked, "Have you been wearing perfume?"

Su Bin's heart rate soared to [-] in an instant, and he hurriedly explained: "Well, the shower gel in the bathroom is almost used up, I went to the street to buy a bottle today, and it is the same brand as you used to use... …I saw that the store was selling perfume during an event, so I bought a bottle.”

Ellen leaned over and sniffed it: "What kind of smell did you buy?"

Su Bin tilted his neck back silently, and said weakly: "Vervain..." (verbena)

Hearing this, Ellen lowered his eyes, and then he leaned over more exaggeratedly, and moved his head to Su Bin's neck without warning...

Su Bin: "Q mouth Q!!!"

Su Bin has seen it somewhere, saying that when animals are afraid, excited, or excited, they will spontaneously raise their hair to increase their body size. They feel that when they are bigger, they will increase their courage, such as exploding their hair because of fear. cats, peacocks that spread their tails because of courtship, etc...Humans also use "cold hair" and "goosebumps" to describe their feelings when they are afraid.

Although humans have shed their body hair during the evolution process, the arrector pili muscles will still move accordingly according to the instructions of the brain. For example, Su Bin at this moment-he can clearly feel the hairs all over his body standing up in an instant!

However, his hair is very short, and no matter how developed his arrector pili muscles, his body is still not as good as Ellen, who is a head taller than him.

Ellen leaned against Su Bin's neck, and took a light breath... The tip of his nose almost touched Su Bin's skin, and when he exhaled, his warm breath sprayed on Su Bin's neck.

Su Bin: "..." QAQ woo~ Brother Cheng~~

Three seconds later, Ellen sat upright, raised her eyebrows and said, "It doesn't smell good."

"..." Su Bin was too frightened to speak.

Ellen glanced at the sluggish Su Bin, and said, "You don't have to worry about the shower gel from now on. I'll be responsible for buying it when you run out. I don't like the perfume you're using now. Don't spray it in the future. Just wash it clean." , there is no need to wear perfume."

"..." Q_Q The irritated Su Bin is still in a state of stiffness...

The cowardly villain in his body stood up the moment Ellen approached him, waving the banner and roaring fiercely with tears: "Run away~run away~!"

……

In class the next day, Su Bin took the bottle of perfume to Sun Yujie at school...

"Uh, what's wrong? Is it not working? Is it an allergy?" Sun Yujie asked.

Su Bin said awkwardly: "My roommate doesn't like this smell." Q_Q

Sun Yujie couldn't understand: "What kind of perfume do you wear and your roommate still interferes?"

Su Bin touched his neck that was still covered with goosebumps, and said to himself, you don't understand...

Sun Yujie looked at the perfume Su Bin handed him, his eyes flickered, and said, "Don't you know that giving perfume is a very meaningful thing?"

Su Bin: "Ah? What's the meaning?"

A blush appeared on Sun Yujie's face: "Show love..."

Su Bin was stunned, and the corners of his eyes twitched to snatch back the perfume: "Give it back to me!" It seems that I can only take it back and give it to Chen Xiaotian...

"..." Sun Yujie was speechless for a while, and gave Su Bin some tips on giving gifts in country B, "Here, only people with very close relationships will give each other toiletries, such as soap, shower gel, perfume Ah or something..."

"Huh," Su Bin asked suddenly, "Is sending shower gel a show of love?"

"It really depends on the relationship. You can only give it if you have a good relationship..." Sun Yujie suddenly thought of something, and asked Su Bin, "Could it be that the bottle of shower gel you bought yesterday was for foreigners?"

Seeing Su Bin's instantly pained expression, Sun Yujie felt that he had guessed right: "Then he must have misunderstood..."

Su Bin: "..."