What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

I didn't expect that the gift of "shower gel" would have such a perverted meaning... But Su Bin thought about it, buying the shower gel by himself was not a gift for Ellen!

Two people share a bathroom and share a bottle of shower gel. He bought it last time, and I bought it this time... Isn't this a normal thing?

Why do you feel so shameless when Sun Yujie said this?

What if Ellen misunderstood that she bought the shower gel for him...?

-_-#Su Bin wiped the sweat slowly flowing down his forehead, the picture was too beautiful for him to imagine.

Sun Yujie looked at Su Bin's ever-changing expression worriedly, frightened, scratching his heart, scratching his lungs... I heard that Su Bin was helping a professor walk a husky recently?So... is it contagious?

Sun Yujie looked reluctantly at the bottle of verbena perfume in Su Bin's hand that was being returned... Sigh, although he failed to receive the gift, it was the first time someone of the same sex offered to give him perfume!I really hope that the person I like in the future can also give me a bottle of perfume, and then both of them will spray the same smell, hug each other like this... In the future, when I smell this smell, I will instantly recall various impure scenes, Woo...so romantic~~~!

Su Bin squinted: "...What are you thinking?"

Sun Yujie: "It's nothing..."

After a while, Sun Yujie asked Su Bin, "Are you free this Saturday?"

The corner of Su Bin's mouth twitched. Why do people always ask him if he is free on Saturday? "No, I'm going to work part-time."

Sun Yujie opened his eyes wide: "Do you want to walk the dog on Saturday?"

Su Bin: "No, it's another job..."

Sun Yujie: "What job?"

The corner of Su Bin's mouth twitched again, why did he have to say it—"Pick up trash!"

Sun Yujie: "..."

Seeing that Sun Yujie seemed to be about to ask further questions, Su Bin hurriedly said, "The point is, what are you going to do?"

Sun Yujie: "It's nothing special. Originally, if you were free, we could play games together."

Su Bin spread his hands, expressing that he could do nothing, but he thought of someone...

"Fei, have you given away your ticket?" He sent a text message to Jin Fei.

This time Jin Fei replied in seconds: "No, what? You decided to go to the football game with your brother instead of picking up trash?"

Su Bin: "Don't talk... Can you still find someone to watch the game with?"

Jin Fei replied in seconds: "Hehe, are you still worried that my brother can't find someone to watch the game with?"

Su Bin seemed to be able to read Jin Fei's disdainful tone from the text message... He snapped his fingers, originally thinking that if Jin Fei couldn't find anyone, he could let Sun Yujie go to the game with him, but now it seems that he It's useless to worry about that socialite.

The next second, the phone screen flickered again——

"Are you going to introduce the beautiful women who watch the game with my brother? (☆_☆)"

"..." Who just came here with arrogance?Su Bin said speechlessly, "No!"

Jin Fei refused to let go: "I can see through your mind from a thousand meters away - say it quickly!"

Su Bin glanced at Sun Yujie—beauty?To some extent, it seems that she can only be regarded as a "pseudo girl"!

"It's not a woman." Su Bin replied.

This time, Jin Fei didn't reply after 5 minutes, Su Bin sneered, he really is a sowing man...

In the next second, a text message from Jin Fei came: "Are you handsome?"

"..." Are you fucking looking for a football watcher and picking handsome men and beautiful women?

Su Bin mentally complained that "the acceptance process from female to male only takes 5 minutes", and at the same time he glanced at Sun Yujie again...

Su Bin replied to Jin Fei with a smirk: "Handsome, incomparably handsome!"

Jin Fei: "Don't be more handsome than me."

"……"Dry!He turned out to be looking for a foil!Su Bin immediately changed his words: "Slightly worse than you."

Jin Fei: "Accepted."

Su Bin read the text message and looked at Sun Yujie with a smirk: "Xiaojie~~"

Sun Yujie had long been fatigued by Su Bin's eye after eye: "...what are you doing?"

Su Bin: "I found a playmate for you, and I will take you to the Trafford Stadium to watch the game on Saturday!"

Sun Yujie's eyes lit up: "Really? Who is it!"

Su Bin: "I have a roommate, a handsome 1.8-meter-tall guy, a local tyrant, drives an Audi, is a bit insane (?), and claims to be a social... expert."

Sun Yujie's eyes became brighter: "Wow! That's great~~~"

Su Bin's undisguised excited eyes made his whole body tremble: "I remind you, hide your secret, he is also a straight man!"

Sun Yujie suddenly felt wronged: "Brother Panzi, I'm just gay, not a virus..."

Su Bin: "...I'm afraid you'll get hurt."

Sun Yujie raised his hands and swears: "Although I admit that I'm a bit of a 'nymphomaniac', there's only one person I've really liked so far, and that's..."

Su Bin immediately made a "stop" gesture: "Okay, I know, don't mention his name, as soon as you mention him, I want to slap you, I think you... are very disappointing!"

Sun Yujie: "Okay... then can I ask you some specific questions?"

Su Bin: "What? Ask."

Sun Yujie moved his lips and asked curiously, "What kind of garbage are you picking up?"

Su Bin: "..." (T_T) Why are you thinking about this!

At noon on Saturday, Su Bin and Jin Fei set off together.Su Bin's part-time job also required him to go to the stadium by himself. Fortunately, Jin Fei happened to be going to watch the game, and Su Bin could take a ride. Otherwise, the stadium would be more than ten kilometers away from their residence. After deducting the transportation fee, Su Bin Bin felt himself.

The two went to the meeting place that Su Bin had told Sun Yujie in advance. Su Bin was sitting in the passenger seat, and suddenly felt that there was a wealthy roommate who was very attractive.

The car slowly drove towards the student apartment area where Sun Yujie lived. Today, Sun Yujie wore a sweater with the national flag pattern of country B, paired with washed white skinny jeans, his hair was washed soft and fluffy, and he looked very refreshing and clean...

"Wow, that's your classmate? He looks so good!" Jin Fei looked at Sun Yujie from a long distance, and made a pertinent evaluation.

Su Bin felt a "hehe" in his heart... Who would have known that that good boy was an unscrupulous nympho?

He was a little apprehensive, worried that Jin Fei would be disgusted if he knew the truth, after all, there are not many straight men who are as tolerant of homosexuality as Brother Cheng and himself...

Jin Fei parked the car handsomely in front of Sun Yujie, then pressed the window, took off his glasses, and whistled at him.

Su Bin: "..."

Sun Yujie took a look at Jin Fei, and his face turned red!

Damn—hide me!Su Bin stared at him desperately... and even turned his head and gave Jin Fei a sideways glance. What is this guy whistling?Did he think he was fishing for a hook?

Sun Yujie quickly got on the back seat with his head down, greeted Su Bin before saying hello to Jin Fei, he behaved better than when he first met Su Bin!

Jin Fei started his self-introduction again: "Hi, I'm a fly...what's your name?"

Sun Yujie smiled "puchi" and said, "Hello, I'm mosquito."

Su Bin: "..."

"Hahahahaha!" Jin Fei laughed wildly for a while, and said to Su Bin, "Your classmate is so funny, brother likes it!"

Sun Yujie smirked for a while, and said, "Brother Fei, you can call me Jason."

Jin Fei: "That's so unfamiliar, I'm just like Su Bin, I'll call you Xiaojie."

Sun Yujie: "Hey..."

Su Bin was speechless. Damn, are these two shameless people "flirting"?

Jin Fei and Sun Yujie ignored Su Bin's existence and chatted all the way across the back of the seat. Whenever Jin Fei bragged about something, Sun Yujie showed "extreme admiration" and talked about all kinds of things he wanted to complain about when chatting with Jin Fei. Totally different mentality...

At the same time, Sun Yujie's admiration for Jin Fei also made Jin Fei feel very useful. Someone often observed Sun Yujie's expression through the rearview mirror, and then confidently imitated "Hualun" to lift his forehead.

got~!Su Bin finally understands "what kind of pot goes with what kind of lid" - these two people can sing duorenzhuan!

Finally arrived at the stadium, and after several people got out of the car, Jin Fei had the opportunity to formally look at Sun Yujie.

Seeing the flirtatious glances of these two people, Su Bin actually had the feeling that his head was starting to glow... Or was it because he was upset that he went to pick up trash by himself and they went to watch the game?

Su Bin quickly adjusted his mentality, and then, Jin Fei looked at Sun Yujie and asked, "Are you gay?"

Sun Yujie nodded shyly and admitted, "Yes."

Jin Fei looked at Su Bin: "Do you know?"

Su Bin: "..." (o口o) Sure enough, sexuality and so on can't be hidden from the eyes of a social expert!Fei, Fei, Brother Fei... I'm really not a pimp!

But Sun Yujie boldly asked Jin Fei over there: "Brother Fei, how did you see that?"

Jin Fei grinned, reached out and shook hands with Sun Yujie: "I'm a pair."

Sun Yujie withdrew his hand and said, "But Brother Fei, I already have someone I like."

Su Bin petrified: (o benefit o) double?what is that? ... The legendary zero point five?wrong!Zero point five means attackable and acceptable!That "double" is... bisexual?

Su Bin, who already had some basic knowledge of "rot culture", understood the meaning of "double" without a teacher...

He looked at Jin Fei in shock, "Are you born like this?"... Half of this guy is bent!

Jin Fei shrugged: "The day after tomorrow."

Su Bin: (o Yi o) Damn!Can a half bend be formed "the day after tomorrow"?How did it work out?

Jin Fei was able to interpret what he wanted to say directly through Su Bin's expression, so he didn't hold back, and said directly: "I was bent by others."

Su Bin: "Straight men can still be turned? How, how?"

Jin Fei took out a pack of cigarettes from his trouser pocket, smoked one, lit it, took a puff despondently, and exhaled: "I don't do it either~~ drunk sex."

Su Bin: "..."

"In retrospect, I think it's pretty cool," Jin Fei said as he twirled his fingers lightly, and cut off the cigarette he had only taken two puffs in, "I just... can't come back, um."

Jin Fei withdrew his sad aura at that moment, and lit a cigarette as if to exaggerate the atmosphere of "I won't come back straight" just now, although Su Bin admitted that he created it quite well... But, big brother!Can you stop making it as easy as breaking a cigarette?What does the last "um" mean?Are you so resigned to your fate!

When Su Bin was still struggling with Jin Fei's sexuality, the guy suddenly ran to grab Sun Yujie's shoulder and asked, "Is the person you like straight or curvy?"

Sun Yujie blushed and said, "Straight."

Jin Fei raised his eyebrows: "Do you want to break him up too?"