What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

Su Bin didn't know what to say. If he had heard the Divine Comedy "Uneasy" back then, then this song was the best portrayal of his mood at this moment—ah~oh~~hey~~yay~~oh...

This magical world will always ruthlessly refresh our three views. One second, we are boasting that we have done a thousand sails, and the next second we are beaten in the face and dropped our jaws.

The Trafford Stadium was much bigger than Su Bin had imagined. When he first heard about the "stadium", he thought it was just like the Provincial Gymnasium.Back then, Su Bin bought concert tickets for Chen Xiaotian all night, and of course he went to see it with Chen Xiaotian afterwards, so he knew the approximate size of a venue.

But now at the Trafford Stadium, Su Bin knows what is truly spectacular.

I heard that the size of this stadium ranks among the top in Europe, and it can accommodate more than 7 spectators.There are also many associated industries near the stadium, including youth fan clubs, star souvenir shops, peripheral commodity shopping centers, restaurants and hotels, etc.

Since there is a famous team match this afternoon, there are not only local spectators, but also fans from all over country B and even all over the world.Some of them even brought their families to country B for a trip to watch the football game, so they had to start buying football tickets and preparing visas several months ago...

There are small shops near each entrance of the stadium, selling snacks such as popcorn, sausages, drinks and some cheering props.

Su Bin looked at some tourists with poor quality who casually threw the food packaging boxes on the ground after eating, and thought silently in his heart, it is probably this kind of garbage that he will pick up in a while...

Jin Fei and Sun Yujie also planned to go to buy some snacks, but Su Bin wanted to say goodbye to them here - he wanted to go in in advance to learn about the specifics of the part-time job.

"I'm leaving first." Su Bin said to Jin Fei who was teaching Sun Yujie how to break Cheng Ang...

"Ah? Oh!" Jin Fei turned his head, "Bye!" Sun Yujie also waved to him, "Call me later!"

"..." Su Bin originally thought that the two of them would at least say some thoughtful words of blessing, such as "Don't get tired of picking up trash", but he obviously thought too much.

Although Su Bin is not interested in their topic at all, being treated like this at the moment is a bit lonely...

Su Bin suddenly had an urge to go to the cliff and post another post. The title of the post was "One of my half-sexy roommates is urging one of my crooked classmates to cheat on one of my straight male seniors. Should I just stand by and watch?" "

Su Bin looked at the sky silently for a while... Hey, never mind, this world has nothing to do with him having a girlfriend!

Holding the pre-printed part-time admission certificate and student ID card, Su Bin walked towards the employee aisle.

Reminiscent of Jin Fei's plot to get Sun Yujie to break up with Cheng Ang, Su Bin suddenly got goosebumps...

At this moment, a sentence inexplicably appeared in Su Bin's mind - the Nazis killed the communists, I was silent, the Nazis killed the Jews, I was silent, and finally, they came to me...

For some reason, Su Bin felt a deep ominous feeling in his heart.

"Mr. Su?" The voice of the security guard at the employee's entrance brought back Su Bin's thoughts. He reviewed Su Bin's certificate and part-time job letter, and stared at the Chinese name on Su Bin's student card for a long time, and finally revealed a meaningful expression. smile...

Su Bin pressed fifty cents to bet that the fat man would complain about his Chinese name in his head!

It may be that Su Bin has been a little numb to the bug of the name because of the part-time job of "picking up trash" that has been hurt too much recently...

The fat security guard told him the location of the part-time supervisor's office, and let him go smoothly.

The person who received Su Bin was not Kate who replied to him, but another middle-aged man named Bill. He asked Su Bin to rest in a staff lounge first, and then explained to them the specific content and details of the part-time job when everyone arrived. Precautions.

It’s called a lounge, but it’s actually more like a family living room, with a separate washroom and tea room. There are a few low-leg sofas in the middle of the room, and a [-]-inch LCD TV hangs on the wall directly opposite the sofa. , which is live broadcasting the layout of the stadium, it seems that you can watch the game simultaneously here!

Su Bin thought of the "hundreds of applicants" written in Kate's acceptance letter, which really shocked him at the time, but now looking at the conditions - food, drink, sleeping, everything, although "picking "Garbage" sounds ugly, but the actual salary is very good. No wonder so many people squeezed their heads to apply for the job.

After a while, everyone arrived. There were only eight people in total. Except for Su Bin, the others were all young foreign students. It seemed that Su Bin, as a Chinese, could not have squeezed in if his name hadn't been open!

Half an hour before the start of the game, the audience began to enter the arena one after another. Bill also led Su Bin and the others around the stadium and under the stands.

The facilities of the stadium are well-arranged and very user-friendly.

Su Bin followed other part-timers through a series of players' locker rooms, laundry rooms, rest rooms, etc. Bill patiently introduced them, his words full of pride.

Most of the part-time employees are fans. When they passed the players' lounge, they heard Bill say that players from the two teams were already inside. Many people screamed excitedly. Bill smiled and motioned them to lower their voices...

Although Su Bin is not a football fanatic, at this moment, there is only a wall between the famous football stars who often appear on TV, which makes him a little excited.

He suddenly felt that the stadium was not so much looking for part-time employees to pick up rubbish, it was better to introduce and spread the football culture of country B through this kind of behavior. The value far exceeds the physical labor they put in.

Thinking of this, Su Bin suddenly felt more psychologically balanced.

After visiting the stadium, Bill began to issue work tasks. Eight people were divided into two groups, and shifts were changed every 10 minutes.The four-person team was divided into two two-person teams. When on duty, the two teams went out from the lounge, one left and one right along the edge of the court to pick up garbage...

At first, Su Bin wondered why they only picked up along the edge of the court, but later figured out that what they wanted to pick up might be things dropped by the audience from the stands, because the main arena is at a safe distance from the innermost circle of the stands, so What is dropped does not go into the field, but on the edge of the field.

In the two-person team, one of them is responsible for dragging a trash can with pulleys, and the other holds the large tongs for picking up the garbage. When encountering dirty garbage, he directly uses the tongs to clamp it into the bucket.

"When you encounter liquid garbage, you can ignore it, but don't step on it, try to walk around it." Bill said.

Su Bin: "???" What is liquid garbage?

The game started soon, and Su Bin was assigned to the first group, so he and another teammate of the same team dragged the trash can and set off along the field in a counterclockwise direction after not sitting for long.

It may be because everyone watched patiently at the start of the game, so Su Bin and the others only picked up a few empty Coke bottles, and the popcorn box that Su Bin expected before, and nothing else.

Leisurely walking around the stadium twice, and occasionally watching a game, Su Bin felt that this job was simply too easy.

Until a player of a certain team scored a goal, the audience suddenly boiled up, and the fans who supported the other team began to frantically throw rubbish into the stadium... rotten eggs, tomatoes, potatoes, half-drunk beer Cans...

Su Bin was shocked, he didn't expect the audience to bring these foods to the scene!

Su Bin and his teammates immediately became busy. When they saw rotten eggs, they could only put the egg shells into the trash can.Just now, Su Bin thought that the rotten egg liquid on the ground was what Bill called "liquid garbage", when a white plastic bag suddenly flew in front of his eyes, and then... "Crack!" A bag of vomit was on the ground not far from them The flowers exploded.

Su Bin: "..."

Teammates of the trash picking team: "..."

The vomit-throwing spectator on the stage was spotted by the security guards and was immediately persuaded to leave the audience in front of him...

Su Bin stared at the vomit on the ground speechlessly, and couldn't help thinking about whether these disgusting things were brought by the person who vomited before or just vomited on the spot... If they vomited on the spot, it would be too entertaining Is it too exaggerated?

Now it seems that throwing an empty Coke bottle or something can be described as "gentle".

The two were frightened and tried to stay away from the danger zone.

At the beginning, it was the teammates who picked up the garbage, and after walking half a circle, they exchanged, and it was Su Bin's turn to pick up the trash.

At the moment, the person dragging the trash can is obviously happier. Su Bin tremblingly holds all kinds of shoes, socks, belts, bags, folders, plastic light sticks, and small speakers that appear on the ground... I thought that the trash was "food packaging" The box" idea is so naive!

Just when the atmosphere gradually calmed down, the opposing team also scored a goal... The field was boiling again, and before Su Bin had time to react, a woman's scream came from above, and then, a lady's T-shirt fell on the ground. Appeared in front of Su Bin...

Su Bin: "..."

Then, another ribbon and lace object flew down from above...

Su Bin: "..."

If he read it correctly, then, that is bra and fat times... Is she, is she completely off? (=mouth=)

The crazy female fans were quickly wrapped in a piece of cloth by the security guards and dragged out. It seems that the security guards are already familiar with such things...

With a red face, Su Bin sandwiched the underwear and bra into the trash can, and his whole body was in an extremely messy state.

Afterwards, when strange garbage appeared again, Su Bin took it for granted, such as unopened condoms, iron bullets (?), toy pistols... Hey, I don’t know that the natives of country B who watched the ball game have any of them. How many, brain-dead fans are really miraculous existences that do not know boundaries.

When Su Bin appeared in the audience, Jin Fei and Sun Yujie saw him, because it was much easier for them to see Su Bin in the stadium than for Su Bin to find them in the crowd.

While watching the football game, the two also paid attention to Su Bin. At first, Jin Fei thought it was funny to see Su Bin stunned by all kinds of garbage downstairs, but when he saw Su Bin being hit on the shoulder by an empty Coke bottle, he immediately I can't stop laughing...

When they played, Jin Fei and Sun Yujie consciously threw the snack box in their hands into the trash can, feeling a little sad for no reason—the farthest distance in the world is when I watch a football game on stage and my friends pick up trash off stage!

After leaving the door, Jin Fei called Su Bin, and Su Bin said anxiously on the other end of the phone: "I have to work overtime, there is too much garbage in the venue, I don't know when it will be finished, you go back first!"

Jin Fei: "Okay, then pay attention to yourself, tell me when it's over, and I'll pick you up..."

Su Bin was touched and said: "Handsome guy, you are so good~~~ Wait for me to go back and make rice balls for you!"