What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

Although the job of walking the dog is quite deceitful, being able to receive two consecutive part-time job admission notices within a week also puts Su Bin in a better mood, feeling full of hope for the future.

In order to celebrate, Su Bin decides to go downstairs to pour a glass of fruit juice to drink, but unexpectedly meets Jin Fei who just came home!

"Wow! The moon is coming out from the west? Why did you go home so early today!" It's not easy to see socialites who usually go out late and return early at this point.

Jin Fei said wearily: "My brother has kidney deficiency today, so he can't play anymore."

Su Bin: "..." This yellow and violent fly!

"Oh, that's right," Jin Fei recalled the text message last night, and asked, "What kind of game did you mention 'The Cliff' yesterday?"

Su Bin wanted to say that you, a Chinese, don't know about such a famous forum as "Shanya"!You're fucking kidding me again, aren't you...

But when the words came to his mouth, Su Bin paused. He thought that his post was still hanging high on the homepage of the Ghost Talk section, and now he would give it to Jin Fei for popular science. If he was interested, he would climb up the mountain Look, if you find such a crazy building on the top of the cliff, don't you want to die of laughter!

Forget it... "It's nothing, just ask." Su Bin pretended to be calm.

Jin Fei was not suspicious, lost his car keys, and suddenly said, "Hey, are you free on Saturday?"

Su Bin: "Ah? What's the matter?"

Jin Fei took out two tickets from his trouser pocket, and said, "My friend gave me two tickets for the match between M United and Chelsea, this Saturday afternoon."

"..." Su Bin felt God's deep malice for a moment, God, do you dare to play harder?

"It's very famous at the Trafford Stadium, haven't you been there yet?" Jin Fei raised his ticket and invited enthusiastically, "The location is also very good~~"

Su Bin: "I'm not free!" (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Jin Fei was very strange: "Your wife is in China, what are you going to do when you don't have time on Saturday?"

Can this guy have any normal thoughts in his mind?Su Bin gave him a hard look: "I'm going to pick up trash!"

Jin Fei was a little confused: "Pick up trash?"

Su Bin: "Yes."

Jin Fei: "What do you mean? What kind of garbage are you picking up?"

Su Bin carefully recalled the wording in the recruitment notice. It was "pickup the litter" and it was correct: "It literally means, go to the stadium you mentioned to pick up trash and work part-time."

Jin Fei was stunned for a moment, his eyes turned from shock to sympathy: "Are you short of money? Tell me about your lack of money!"

Su Bin shook his head, and explained: "I want to work to earn money by myself, and buy gifts for my girlfriend!" He said to himself, buying a ring for a girlfriend is such a forceful thing, a seedy man like you can't understand of.

Jin Fei: "What gifts do you have to pick up trash to buy?"

Su Bin was about to go crazy: "Can you stop picking up trash, it's just a job! I also have a job of walking the dog..."

Paralyzed, why do you feel so bitter when it comes to walking the dog?

...It's all this dead fly. It was a good thing, but he interrupted it like this, and it completely changed the tune!

Su Bin couldn't help but said: "I want to make money to buy a ring for my girlfriend!" Some words are embarrassing to say in front of Yang Chengzhe, but they can be boasted in front of Jin Fei.

It's a pity that Jin Fei couldn't understand it at all, and he said with a constipated expression: "You really worked hard!"

Su Bin squinted: "Can you say something nice!" For example, praise, envy or something.

"You," Jin Fei patted him on the shoulder, "...life is hard."

Su Bin was so depressed that he didn't even want to drink juice... The biggest communication distance between people is that my explanation focuses on "buying a ring for my girlfriend", while your understanding focuses on "picking up trash"!

The next morning, after Su Bin washed up, he cleaned up quickly.

Since we will continue to share the bathroom with Ellen in the future, it is better to get used to these things as soon as possible, and we should not take the fluke mentality of "the other party will move away in a few days"... But recently, Su Bin has clearly felt Ellen's behavior "Casual" got up.

For example, before, Ellen posted a note on the door of the bathroom to divide the time for the two to use the bathroom, or to be precise, Ellen just announced that she used the bathroom for a period of time, so Su Bin tried not to show up at that time.

But several times, Su Bin found that Ellen herself broke the rules first.From time to time, Ellen would suddenly appear when Su Bin was about to finish brushing his teeth and washing his face, and walked in directly while chatting with him...

At first Su Bin thought it was because he was using the timeout, but later he realized that no matter how he avoided that period of time, he might "coincidentally" bump into Ellen, so Su Bin had to immediately give the other party "" give way".

However, when Su Bin thought about it later, he also felt that this kind of thing was unavoidable. After all, going to the toilet cannot be controlled by humans. For example, if a person says that he needs to pee at 59:[-], then the urge to urinate will come at [-]:[-]... This is definitely unscientific .

When Su Bin was cleaning that day, he saw the shower gel and shampoo on the shelf, and remembered to buy shower gel.

Because the space on the shelf in the shower room is limited, Ellen mentioned to him before that if Su Bin can get used to using it, there is no need to put two sets on it, and two people can share one set. It's Su Bin's turn to buy.

After class in the afternoon, Su Bin asked Sun Yujie, "Do you know which supermarket sells this kind of shower gel?" Su Bin had already gone to Tesco to look around, but he didn't see this brand.

Sun Yujie glanced at it: "L'Occitane? You need to buy it in a specialty store, there's no one in the supermarket."

Su Bin: "Is there a specialty store for this thing?"

Sun Yujie: "Well, it's similar to Kiehl's and Yuemu Zhiyuan. Those who specialize in this type of product must have a counter... Do you want to buy this? I know the place, and I'll take you there!"

The two walked to a shopping center in the city center. The first floor was full of counters for mid-to-high-end cosmetics and skin care products.

As soon as Su Bin entered, he smelled a mixed fragrance. On the counters, different brands of perfumes, powder puffs, bottles and jars shone under the light of crystal spotlights...

"Hey, what brand is that?" Su Bin asked Sun Yujie, pointing to a counter starting with L. He remembered that Chen Xiaotian had a small bottle of perfume that seemed to be of this brand.

"Lancome, haven't you heard of such a big brand?" Sun Yujie was convinced by Su Bin's ignorance, "You have a girlfriend!"

"My girlfriend is naturally beautiful, so she doesn't need skin care products!" Su Bin was a little proud when he said this.

Except for facial cleanser, Chen Xiaotian really doesn’t use anything. When she was about to turn 20, Su Bin thought about buying a set of cosmetics as a gift for her, but Chen Xiaotian rejected it when he proposed it. these things.Su Bin never had a chance to get close to his mother since he was a child, so he is very unfamiliar with this kind of products. Except for Chanel and L'Oreal, which are often advertised in China, he has never heard of others.

However, there was a small bottle of perfume on Chen Xiaotian's writing desk. Just putting it there, the fragrance was very strong. It was also the only thing Chen Xiaotian had that belonged to the category of "cosmetics".

Su Bin remembered very clearly that the English brand of "Lancome" that Sun Yujie said was printed on the small bottle. He asked Chen Xiaotian at the time, and Chen Xiaotian said that it was a gift for shopping, so he didn't think much about it. Encyclopedia was there, and Su Bin immediately asked, "Does Lancôme have perfume for sale?"

Sun Yujie: "Yes, do you want to go and have a look?"

Su Bin went to the counter and looked around, but he didn't see the small bottle like that on Chen Xiaotian's desk, so he told Sun Yujie the details.

Sun Yujie made gestures and said, "So small? That should be a gift." Then he asked the counter attendant for Su Bin, and the waiter found several small boxes to show them. Su Bin pointed to one of them, Excitedly said: "This is it!"

The waiter immediately said, I can give you as much product as you want in our store, Su Bin was startled, and asked, "Can I only buy your products?"

Sun Yujie had a rare opportunity to look at Su Bin like an idiot: "Isn't that for sure!"

Su Bin then felt a little strange, Chen Xiaotian didn't buy cosmetics, so where did her perfume come from? ... Could it be a gift from her mother when she bought cosmetics?Well, it seems to make sense.Su Bin did not doubt that he was there. After looking at the price, he exclaimed in various ways: "It's so expensive!"

Sun Yujie: "This brand can be regarded as a first-line product...Let's go, go and see your shower gel."

Before Su Bin left, he glanced at it reluctantly. He had the urge to buy a bottle of perfume for Chen Xiaotian... Unfortunately, Su Bin, who had the experience of walking a dog, now knows that life is hard and making money is not easy!

Just like a girl, Sun Yujie shuttled Su Bin around with ease, while instilling all kinds of maintenance knowledge into Su Bin, such as this water, that milk, this essence, that cream...he poured it all on Su Bin.

As Su Bin walked, he listened in a daze, thinking that asking Sun Yujie about this subject (?) was really the right question!

When I arrived at the L'Occitane counter, although the prices of various products inside were not as high as those of Lancome, Su Bin was still shocked.

When Su Bin was in China, he never cared about the brand and price of the shower gel. A bar of soap was enough for him for a month... Not to mention the shabby, Lux, Dove and the like sold in the supermarket are only 30 yuan at most!

But the bottle in front of him, Su Bin will never admit it wrong, it is exactly the same as the bottle in Ellen's bathroom, and the price is actually 15PDS—converted into RMB, nearly 200 yuan?

... Shit, this is a robbery!Su Bin still remembered that the body lotion that Ellen used seemed to be of the same brand, should it be so extravagant?

"That's it, right?" Sun Yujie stood on the sidelines and said lightly, without being shocked at all.

Su Bin squinted at Sun Yujie: "Don't you think this is expensive?"

Sun Yujie: "It's okay, the upper-middle class, but it's a bit expensive for you to buy for your own use. I recommend you the local brand Body Shop in country B. The price is a little lower, about 10PDS, and it's also very good for use... "

"..." Su Bin discovered that his vision of consumption in this aspect was not at the same level as that of Sun Yujie and Ai Lun!

But he can't help it, he has been using such a high-end shower gel for almost half a month, should he buy a bottle of Safeguard and return it?Certainly not!

Su Bin gritted his teeth and decided to buy a bottle...

He took a bottle of grass-flavored shower gel and went to checkout. The cashier smiled and pointed to a perfume on the counter, and recommended to Su Bin: "Sir, our store has recently released a men's perfume with the scent of verbena. , the discounted price is only 10PDS, would you like to bring a bottle to try?"

……Huh?Horses, verbena?

Is this the one that netizens said can prevent vampires (⊙_⊙)?

The author has something to say: 【Note】

[L'Occitane] L'OCCITANE, a French body care brand.