What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

Yang Chengzhe continued: "Assuming that you are only threatened intuitively, I can't help you. If Ellen is really a vampire, then I have lived under the same roof as him for two years. I can only be thankful. Fortunately, he Not interested in my blood ╮(╯_╰)╭..."

Su Bin: "..." Why is this T_T~~

Yang Chengzhe: "And you have to pay attention, the 'vampire characteristics' mentioned on the Internet can't be used as a criterion to test whether Ellen is a vampire. Maybe vampires like to eat garlic in the sun!"

Su Bin: "..." How is it possible, I don't read much, don't lie to me TAT~

Yang Chengzhe said with a smile: "If, I said if, if your blood is really attractive to Ellen, he can't help but expose his nature and attack you, such as showing non-human teeth and biting you (...) , you can start to doubt him! Before there is no concrete evidence, it is... impolite to suspect that others are not human!"

Su Bin: "..." Maybe I'm dead when I show my teeth QAQ!

Yang Chengzhe completely ignored Su Bin's pained expression, straightened his face and said: "Okay, the next question is whether ALL is Ellen."

Su Bin: "..." So cruel Orz~~~

Yang Chengzhe: "First of all, let's assume that ALL is not Ellen, but just a random passer-by who can use a fake IP to post. Then, what do you think his purpose is for doing this? Yes, it must be a pain in the ass! He thinks pretending A is very funny, I want to tease you, and I also want to tease the netizens who are also bored. If you respond to him, you will fall into his trap. So, you'd better do nothing and cooperate with what that person said , as if I had already been eaten (...). The netizens in the post will make a fuss for a few more days at most, can that passer-by come here to find you?"

Su Bin: "..." That's right!

Yang Chengzhe narrowed his eyes and said, "The more difficult thing is, if ALL is Ellen himself..."

Su Bin trembled Q_Q~~~

Yang Chengzhe didn't know what he thought of, and couldn't help laughing again: "I haven't encountered such a funny thing for several years. In fact, I was quite looking forward to ALL being Ellen. If I can know what Ellen is thinking, it will be more interesting." ...

Su Bin: "Brother Cheng, don't TAT like this~"

"Hey, it's a pity, the Ellen I know doesn't seem like someone who can play this kind of child's game." Yang Chengzhe spread his hands.

Just as Su Bin breathed a sigh of relief, he heard Yang Chengzhe say, "But on second thought, I don't seem to know him very well, so I don't know him very well either!"

... Ni~ Ma (Wu Pan Wu)!

Su Bin's mood at the moment is like riding a roller coaster, following Yang Chengzhe's words, it goes straight to the sky, and then goes down to the bottom of the valley... the sky, the bottom, the sky, the bottom... Su Bin is about to vomit blood, how about not playing like this! ?

"However, Su Bin... If Ellen is really ALL, I think he is just joking with you." Yang Chengzhe held back a smile and patted Su Bin on the shoulder, "Can he really eat you up?" ? Don't think too much about it."

"..." Brother Cheng, I know I'm thinking too much, but I really can't control Q_Q...By the way, speaking of it, Ellen once told me that he is a snake, I just realized it now, he is older than me One year old is a snake, and one year old is 120 years older, and his mother is also a snake~~!

Su Bin couldn't help but want to talk to Yang Chengzhe, but he really didn't have the face to say such mentally retarded things.The conversations with Yang Chengzhe so far have made Su Bin feel that he has been completely crushed in IQ, courage, logic and other aspects. He is completely unable to refute the other party. He just feels that no matter what he says, in front of the god of learning, he is like A complete asshole.

But it is precisely because the other party is Yang Chengzhe who is gentle and wise in Su Bin's eyes, like the big brother next door, that's why he trusts him without defense and tells about Shan Yatie.If the person sitting in front of Su Bin at this moment was Jin Fei, Su Bin would not say a word even if he was suffocated to death, after all, it was about a man's face and dignity.

Yang Chengzhe touched his chin and said, "How about I find a chance to test Ellen for you tomorrow?"

... Sure enough, Xue Shen not only tolerated Su Bin's ignorance, but was also very helpful!

Su Bin's roller coaster finally reached the end of time... God said, if there is light, there will be light in Su Bin's world!

"Brother Cheng (☆_☆)~" Su Bin looked at Yang Chengzhe trustingly, and asked, "Do you want me to reply to that post on the cliff?"

Yang Chengzhe: "Yes, maybe that ALL will come again. The more he talks, the more clues will be exposed, so the scope of our positioning will be narrower."

Su Bin suddenly felt that with Yang Chengzhe's staff, he was like Liu Bei, who sells shoes, finding Kong Ming, who is lighting the lamp—hoping to turn around!

After returning to the room, Su Bin thought about it, wrote and revised, and finally only sent this sentence——

|楼主：SB木杉|时间：200X-10-14|点击：51447|回复：2379|第67页

|Message: LZ I am alive and well, I have not been eaten, no rumors are allowed, no wax is allowed for me!

……

Su Bin just sent it here, and as soon as the page was refreshed, there were several second-reply messages...

|Author: Invincible Mouse|Time: 200X-10-1406:55

|Reply: LZ cheated (⊙口⊙)! (Su Bin: Lie to your sister!)

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|Author: Panda Tired|Time: 200X-10-1406:55

|Reply: Blessings! [Candles] (Su ​​Bin: I told you not to light candles...)

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|Author: Pineapple Don't Run|Time: 200X-10-1406:56

|Reply: Group photo in the front row... By the way, LZ, have you become a vampire now? Q dish Q (Su Bin: ...)

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|Author: Yu Qiao|Time: 200X-10-1406:55

|Reply: LZ played well~~~~ Scared this baby to death!

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|Author: Take another look at the nest|Time: 200X-10-1406:56

|Reply: SB, I declare you to make it! (*/ω＼*)

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Su Bin was speechless. What kind of people are here? Did they wake up at this point or did they not sleep?

Are you squatting under this post all day long?Oops!

He didn't reply any more, and silently closed the webpage... I won't play with you anymore, go to bed!

Early the next morning, Yang Chengzhe ran into Ellen who got up early to make coffee in the kitchen...

"Morning~" Yang Chengzhe greeted Ellen in a good mood, then glanced at the direction of the stairs, saw that no one was coming down, and asked in a low voice, "Ellen, do you know that Michael suspected that you were a vampire? ?”

Ellen paused for a moment with the hand holding the milk bottle, and then slowly raised the corners of her mouth: "Ha ha."

"..." Yang Chengzhe was stunned for a moment, with Ellen's expression, did he know everything? ……I go!

After making coffee, Ellen raised her eyebrows and said softly: "He is very interesting."

"Yes, um..." Yang Chengzhe couldn't help laughing again when he thought of what happened last night.

Ellen took a sip of her coffee, turned around gracefully, just walked a few steps, then turned around and said: "Heismine. (He is mine)"

The meaning of these words is very clear, Ellen is reminding Yang Chengzhe - this is a matter between me and Su Bin, please don't interfere.

It was the first time Yang Chengzhe knew that this seemingly indifferent and noble roommate would have such a deep interest in an outsider...

"I know." Yang Chengzhe smiled, and said in his heart, Su Bin, I'm sorry~~

In Yang Chengzhe's heart, the old roommate with an IQ against the sky PK the stupid and cute new roommate-the old roommate wins!

Su Bin was terrified and frightened all day yesterday, and his vitality was badly damaged, so he simply slept in for a long time today.It was past ten o'clock when he woke up, he called Chen Xiaotian but couldn't get through, thinking that the other party might have gone to class, so he gave up for now.But fortunately, I told Yang Chengzhe what I should say last night, so Su Bin doesn't have such a big psychological burden now.

When I went downstairs, I saw Yang Chengzhe sitting on the sofa in the living room, eating breakfast and reading a book. Su Bin said good morning to him brimming with emotion.

Yang Chengzhe asked with a smile, "Why did you sleep so late today?"

"No class in the morning!" Su Bin leaned over, saw Yang Chengzhe eating breakfast cereal, and asked, "You eat this in the morning?"

"Eat it for several years, I'm used to it, it's easy... Would you like some?" Yang Chengzhe said politely.

Su Bin: "Okay!"

Yang Chengzhe also made a bowl of cereal for Su Bin, and when he handed it to him, he suddenly said, "By the way, about the post, I tried Ellen for you."

"Wow, so fast! Why did you ask, and how did Ellen respond?" Dr. Yang's efficiency is really not covered!

Yang Chengzhe did not tell Su Bin the details, but only stated the conclusion: "It seems that I don't know~"

Su Bin is relieved... Let's just say, how could that Chinese idiot Ellen know what happened on the cliff...

At this moment, Su Bin doesn't know that Yang Chengzhe's so-called "testing for you" is to sell himself directly. If he knows, he will definitely be forced to drink oatmeal to make a face.

"But for the 'vampire' issue, I can't draw a conclusion for you. You can observe and observe for yourself..." Yang Chengzhe couldn't help laughing, "If you think something is wrong, you can consult with me at any time."

Su Bin was very moved. With Yang Chengzhe's support, he felt that Ellen was not scary at all!

What's more, it's daytime now, Su Bin belongs to the kind of person who is very timid at night, so every morning Su Bin despises himself the night before.

After class in the afternoon, Su Bin bit the bullet and went for a walk with the dog.

When he saw Alexander, Su Bin felt his ass hurt, and he would never be deceived by this stupid dog's cold appearance again...

Alexander saw that Su Bin was the opposite, and he was very excited: "(╰A╯)Michael! You are here! There are still 5000 meters left to run today! Let's go!"

Su Bin: "..."

At night, he came home exhausted again. Su Bin took a shower and lay paralyzed on the bed for a while before downloading the courseware for today's class to review.After reviewing, he checked his mailbox by the way, and Su Bin was delighted to find that the job intention to go to the stadium to pick up trash, which he posted earlier, had actually received a reply!

Mr. Bin Su,

It is a great honor to receive your resume. We have selected you as one of the part-time employees among more than a hundred applicants, because your name impresses us! (Su Bin:...)

Please write back to XXX to reconfirm your part-time job intention, we look forward to meeting you on weekends.

- Kate, Trafford Stadium Support

Life is really...unpredictable!

After reading the email, Su Bin felt for the first time that a name called "Trash Can" is not bad. For example, when he applied for the job of "picking up trash", he seemed to be on the hook, and he was born with a clean aura...

Although he was ruthlessly complained about his name when he was admitted, it was always a good thing. Su Bin felt pain and happiness.

However, is it really appropriate for such a well-known official logistics team to express in an email that "hiring is very flippant"?What's the difference between admitting him because his name is "fun" and admitting him because he looks good!