What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

The IP address leaked by the netizen shocked Su Bin, and his back felt cold. His mood immediately changed from irritable and helpless to terrified, because he knew that the person who posted the English post was not himself, but another person in the house. !

At this moment, he only felt that there was a pair of eyes behind him watching his every move...

Who is ALL?Why is the IP address the same as my own?

Reminiscent of the ID number that was extremely similar to Ellen's English name, Su Bin also had a momentary doubt, could ALL be Ellen herself?

But he quickly overturned his conjecture...

Yang Chengzhe said that Ellen can't speak Chinese, and Su Bin also chatted with Ellen several times, knowing that Ellen really doesn't know much about Chinese culture.

If you don't even have the basic background, how can you play the advanced "cliff"?That is a place where modern Chinese slang, Internet language, and historical allusions intermingle!Just a single "Lanzhou Shaobing" can kill a foreigner completely, let alone "cheese, waistcoat, fire tongs Liu Ming"... These are useless even if you look them up in the "Chinese-English Dictionary", and there are things like " Words such as "white bone essence and protein", if they have not been immersed in the Internet for many years, even the original Chinese people will not be able to understand the deep meaning.

Therefore, Su Bin felt that the possibility that Ellen himself would go to see this building and understand it was extremely low, and it didn't seem like he had such a "naughty" personality for such a cold person!

There are only four people living in the house, and the range of suspects is really small.If it wasn't Ellen, then it could only be Yang Chengzhe or Jin Fei. Anyway, it's impossible for Su Bin to post a post about eating himself...

苏彬再次返回去查看ALL的发帖时间，山崖上显示的是国内“10-0507:22”，即B国的10月5日零点22分，也就是上上个周日的午夜！

Su Bin recalled what happened that day... Ah, that day happened to be Ellen's return from City D, and everyone had dinner together.Yang Chengzhe also proposed to Ellen to change rooms at the dinner table, but Ellen refused because she was tired.Afterwards, Ellen blocked Su Bin in the bathroom, talking about this and that, and misinterpreting Su Bin's meaning in various ways... Thinking of these, Su Bin felt a pain in the ass.

If inferred from the time, all three of them might go up the cliff after returning to the room that night, but Su Bin felt that Jin Fei was the most likely person to pretend to be A and post.

Although Su Bin didn't know Jin Fei when he built the building, if Jin Fei saw this post, he would definitely be able to guess that LZ is Su Bin based on some clues, not to mention that the fly teased Su Bin verbally not once or twice... …

But the problem is that Jin Fei doesn't look like a calm person. If he posted a post, he would definitely hope that Su Bin would see it immediately and appreciate his frightened expression.

Su Bin doesn't want to continue guessing. Although he and Jin Fei met relatively late, they are the closest among the few people so far. Instead of guessing, it's better to ask directly——

"Are you playing on cliffs?" Su Bin sent a text message to Jin Fei.

That guy went outside to attend a social party again, "Social Prince" should be called "Socialist" instead...

Jin Fei didn't reply to the text message for a long time, and Su Bin became more and more anxious, and while waiting for the text message, he read a few more pages of replies.

As soon as the post that exposed the IP came out, the style of the whole post changed again——

|Author: Fat Meat | Time: 200X-10-0520:22

|Reply: Onlookers Technology Emperor!Point the wax for LZ!

----

|Author: Pig^_^|Time: 200X-10-0521 32:[-]

| Re: Liar!I looked through the latest newspapers in country B for a day, but I didn’t see any news about foreign students being eaten. Wow! (>_<)

----

|Author: Butter|Time: 200X-10-0522:06

|Reply: Maybe the roommates are joking with each other, LS, don't take it too seriously!

----

|Author: Dasu|Time: 200X-10-0523:14

|Reply: Is there anyone else who thinks that A’s “eating” has other meanings as I do? (>///<) Well, I'm a rotten girl, ignore me.

----

|Author: Yishuihan|Time: 200X-10-0600:42

|Reply: Rotten girl +1... I feel that this post is so basic, rolling all over the floor! _(_^_)_

----

|Author: wz is a bear|Time: 200X-10-0600:44

|Reply: [Handsome mixed-race vampire and his SB roommate.avi]——Xunlei download address: ***** (No thanks!)

----

|Author: Wow Kaka|Time: 200X-10-0600:45

|Reply: The upstairs is lit hahahahahahaha! !

----

|Author: silva|Time: 200X-10-0601:02

|Reply: Let's wait for SBLZ to come back and explain, no matter who it is, seeing that their posts are so popular, they will not turn a blind eye.

----

|Author: Duck Prophet|Time: 200X-10-0601:43

| Re: Jack up, let SBLZ see! d=====(￣▽￣*)b

……

Su Bin no longer dared to look directly at the unfolding of the plot in the next few pages, especially for the various brain supplements of some people who call themselves "rotten girls"... What exactly are rotten girls?

Su Bin quickly went online to Baidu...

Like to fantasize about two men having sex?Love watching gay stories?Love writing gay stories?

Su Bin: "..."

Nima, it turns out that there are more unscrupulous creatures in this world than Sun Yujie!It's still a woman, a woman (= benefit =)!

This "rotten girl" has completely subverted Su Bin's perception of girls... There is also a series of derivative knowledge associated with the "rotten girl", and Su Bin also popularized science for a while...

For example, what exactly are "gong" and "shou", and the various attributes of gongshou, such as scumbags attacking cheap shou, loyal dogs attacking queenshou, black belly attacking lewd shou, ghosts and animals attacking idiotshou(?)... These are all What the hell?

Su Bin felt that he needed to re-examine this strange world (=_=|||)!

Since the original post owner didn’t go online to explain it, after the post turned to more than 50 pages, everyone’s reply tended more and more-LZ may really be eaten, no matter which one, A is right anyway, their SBLZ Will not be coming again.

So at the end of the page is what Su Bin saw at the beginning, full of "mourning" and "candles".

Hehe, the development of this post is really nine turns and eighteen turns, it's like a runaway Alexander...

Just as he was thinking about how to reply to the post to dispel the rumor of "has been eaten" for himself, the text message on his mobile phone rang.

"Not playing." Jin Fei replied very concisely.

Su Bin knew that Jin Fei always spoke directly, and there was no need to go around in circles with him. His reply like this also showed that he was not at all curious why Su Bin asked this...

So, he is definitely not "ALL".

Now Su Bin was confused, if it wasn't Jin Fei, could it be Yang Chengzhe?

…No way, brother Cheng is such a kind and reliable person, and he is still a doctor. If he really went up to the cliff to read the post and guessed that LZ is Su Bin, he would definitely come over and explain to him whether Ellen is a vampire or not ... instead of replying to such an unclear post.

But even though Su Bin trusted Yang Chengzhe, he didn't dare to draw conclusions like this.After all, if Yang Chengzhe is also cleared of the suspicion, there is only one possibility left - the post was really replied by Ellen!

The result made Su Bin even more afraid to face it. It was even more terrifying than knowing that Ellen was a vampire...

So he sneaked out and knocked on Yang Chengzhe's door lightly: "Brother Cheng..."

"Su Bin?" Yang Chengzhe was a little surprised seeing Su Bin's eager expression, "What's wrong?"

"Can I go in and talk?" Su Bin asked in a low voice.

Yang Chengzhe: "Come in..."

Yang Chengzhe had already changed into his pajamas and was about to go to sleep. Su Bin felt very embarrassed, but if he didn't figure out the matter today, he would have to lose sleep all night... So, I'm sorry!

"Brother Cheng, I want to ask you something, you have to tell me the truth!" Su Bin said urgently.

The seriousness of the other party made Yang Chengzhe a little confused: "What's the matter, you can ask."

Su Bin's eyes widened, and he asked, "Do you know that I posted a post on the cliff?"

Yang Chengzhe was even more at a loss: "What post?"

Su Bin took a deep breath: "..." Damn it, Cheng and Brother Cheng don't know QAQ either!

Fifteen minutes later, Yang Chengzhe, who read a hot post on the cliff under Su Bin's guidance, fell down on the writing desk with a smile: "Su Bin...you actually suspect that Ellen is a vampire hahahaha..."

Su Bin: "..."

Yang Chengzhe: "It's so fucking funny hahahaha... I remember you really bought garlic hahahaha..."

Su Bin: "..." Brother Cheng, please stop laughing at me (T_T)~~ I will tell you about this without any regard for face!Quickly help me analyze whether that ALL is Ellen QAQ...

Yang Chengzhe thumped the table: "I kind of want to know what Ellen would think if she really read this post hahaha..."

Su Bin: "Don't tell him!" (TAT)

Yang Chengzhe: "I said it's no wonder, you seem to be very afraid of Ellen, why don't you want him to change rooms with me... So you are afraid of him because... ahaha..."

Su Bin: "He misunderstood! I really never said that I didn't want him to trade with you!... Uh, you better not tell him..."

Yang Chengzhe: "You are such a treasure hahaha..."

Su Bin: "Brother Cheng, don't laugh at me..." Woooooo...

Yang Chengzhe finally stopped, seeing Su Bin's embarrassing expression, he couldn't help laughing...

"Okay, okay...Pfft!" Yang Chengzhe suppressed his laughter, and explained to Su Bin: "The IP address can be faked."

"!!!" Su Bin instantly became Spartan!So was he worrying for nothing?

Well, it seems that I should only write the first letter of my name in the future (=_=)!

Yang Chengzhe added: "But we can't be so sure, this post was not made by Ellen."

Su Bin: "..."

Yang Chengzhe withdrew his smile and said seriously: "As a scientist, I can tell you frankly that I don't think 'vampires' exist."

"Oh..." Su Bin felt despised. . .

"However, who knows? Before Copernicus proposed the heliocentric theory, everyone firmly believed that the earth is the center of the universe... So, what I think may not be completely correct." Yang Chengzhe smiled Spread your hands.

Su Bin: "..." Brother Cheng, don't play with me TAT~

Yang Chengzhe: "Again, I think your question is still worthy of discussion. Now, next, let's determine two topics. The first question is whether Ellen is a vampire; the second question is whether ALL is a vampire. Ellen."

Su Bin: "Brother Cheng (☆_☆)..."

Yang Chengzhe said seriously: "First of all, let's solve the first question. To prove whether a person is a vampire, we have to read all the scientific research reports on vampires, but as far as I know, there are only legends about vampires. The summary of the main features mainly comes from novels and other literary creations, which cannot be used as a reference. Not to mention the things on the Internet, which can be written by anyone... Therefore, there is currently no evidence to prove the existence of 'vampires' In such a situation, if you really find someone suspected of being a vampire exists, you need to make a bold assumption and carefully verify it.”

Su Bin: "Good, very professional..."

"Then let's assume 'Ellen is a vampire' first. The primary criterion for judging whether a person is a vampire is whether he has sucked blood..." Yang Chengzhe looked at Su Bin with a smile and asked, "Su Bin, have you seen it with your own eyes? ...does Ellen suck blood?"

Su Bin: "...without Orz..."

I always felt that Yang Chengzhe's "Su Bin" sounded like he was calling "stupid".

The author has something to say: 【Note】

1. [Bone Essence]: white-collar backbone elite

2. [Protein]: Stupid and neurotic

3. [Fire Tong Liu Ming]: Leave a name before the fire