What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

Su Bin wiped the fried rice from the corner of his mouth, damn it!This, this lewd "Zero" actually said such unscrupulous words in front of a straight man!

But after a while, Su Bin couldn't help recalling that Chen Xiaotian had said the same thing... Although it was a bit contrary, it was really interesting to think about it!

Uh... Su Bin wiped his mouth angrily again, trying to shake off those irresistible associations in his mind...

However, Sun Yujie's "confession" also deepened Su Bin's understanding of gay. He realized that it was wrong to treat Sun Yujie as a girl, because girls really don't have boys when it comes to the topic of "sex". Then let go.

On the way back to class after dinner, Sun Yujie frowned sadly for a while, and smiled foolishly for a while. Su Bin couldn't stand it anymore and asked, "What are you thinking?"

Sun Yujie asked Su Bin: "Why is Cheng Ang so angry when he sees me eating with you?"

"Didn't he say, let you change it, you don't change it..." Su Bin said, thinking of Cheng Ang's knife-like eyes when he looked at him, he couldn't help but feel a little depressed, he thought, even if Cheng Ang treats Sun Yujie If you hate iron but not steel, then what does it matter to you?Could it be that Cheng Ang felt that Sun Yujie didn't learn well because... those who are close to ink are dark?Khan, I'm a "passer-by" but inexplicably drew hatred all over me, this feels really uncomfortable!

Su Bin said to Sun Yujie: "When you see Cheng Ang in the future, remember to explain to him clearly that I'm not gay!" He doesn't want to be misunderstood as gay~ah!

"I think so too, but I'm afraid he won't talk to me anymore..." Sun Yujie shrank his shoulders, "But if there is a chance, I will definitely explain."

Su Bin sighed: "Forget it, don't worry about it."

After walking for a while, Sun Yujie asked Su Bin timidly again: "Hey, tell me, is it possible that Cheng Ang... also has a little meaning for me? He saw me with you and felt that he was not the only one I liked anymore. He's dead, so he... is a little jealous?"

The corners of Su Bin's eyes twitched, and he gave Sun Yujie a hard look: "You think too much!"... How could this "Zero" be so "shameless"?

"Oh..." Sun Yujie slumped his shoulders, looking disappointed.

October in M ​​City is dry and cold that Hangzhou doesn't have. At the end of this month, country B will switch from summer time to winter time. In recent days, the sun has been setting earlier every day.

Although this city is the second largest city in country B, there are no high-rise buildings, and the air is very good. Before five o'clock in the evening, Su Bin took the bus home. Looking outside through the window, the sky was already full of purple. Sunset, peaceful and beautiful.

When he reached the door of his house, Su Bin was still reluctant to go in. After all, it was rare to see such a scenery several times in China.

He squatted on the side of the road outside the villa, thinking in his heart that if there is a chance, he must take Chen Xiaotian to travel to country B. The two chatted together, ate French fries together, and looked at the beautiful sky side by side... Thinking about it this way, those foods that are already tired of eating , seems to have become less unacceptable.

Su Bin didn't get up until the rays of light dissipated little by little.

He closed his eyes and took a deep breath of the dry, cool air, and took out the key to open the door comfortably.

The lights in the living room were not turned on, and only the outlines of some furniture could be vaguely seen. Su Bin hummed softly and changed his shoes. When he looked up, he saw a dark figure on the sofa... He was so frightened that he quickly pressed the switch on the wall, The warm light illuminates the living room, and also illuminates the figure on the sofa, which is Ellen.

"...Why don't you turn on the light!" Why does this guy look like a ghost every time he appears on stage!Su Bin stared at the sculpture-like man, and his heartbeat has not recovered from the sudden fright.

Ellen looked at Su Bin, and hooked his fingers at him: "Michael, come here."

Su Bin: "..."

Before Su Bin went abroad, he went to an IELTS training class for a period of time, and also learned some meanings of Western sign language along the way.

When the Chinese call people to "come here", they habitually have their backs up and palms down, but this gesture can only be used to call "animals" in Western countries, such as calling kittens and puppies. Such gestures represent "insult".Westerners greet people with their palms up and only stretch out their index fingers, bending and shaking, but this gesture seems a bit "frivolous" to Chinese people.

Moreover, hooking fingers to greet people is used more by informal Americans. For people from country B with strict etiquette and rigid thinking, they will only use this kind of sign language for people they know well.

Su Bin moved towards the sofa while wondering in his heart: "Are we familiar?"

... If he hadn't learned a little knowledge of this kind of cultural etiquette, he would have thought that Ellen was molesting himself now!

Sitting down half a seat away from Ellen, Su Bin asked cautiously, "Do you have anything to say?"

It was obviously a normal dialogue, but he was inexplicably short of breath. Maybe it was because Ellen's aura was too strong. Su Bin felt that when facing him, he had the awe of a commoner meeting a king... So the sentence The tone of the words sounded very doggy, as if to say: "Your Highness, do you have anything to tell me?"

"What are your plans for a while?" Ellen was obviously very happy, and the corners of her mouth slightly curled up.

"Cooking...?" Is it an arrangement?Su Bin glanced at Ellen, wondering what kind of medicine he was selling in his gourd.

"I've already made arrangements for dinner, and someone will deliver it later." Ellen's meaning was very clear, "cooking" was not considered an arrangement.

"..." It turned out that he ordered takeaway... Although this guy looks a little bit high, sometimes what he does is quite down-to-earth, Su Bin gave him a thumbs up.

Ellen picked up the cup on the coffee table and took a sip, then gracefully put the black tea cup back, crossed her fingers, assumed a sitting posture that looked upright but not tense, and said, "Let's chat."

Su Bin: "... What are you talking about?"

Ellen: "Just chat."

Su Bin was speechless. Does "casual chat" need to be so serious?But after thinking about it again, maybe Ellen didn't feel serious at all, maybe he was like this when chatting with people...

So comforting himself, Su Bin responded, "Oh." But he had no idea what he could say to Ellen...

Su Bin glanced at Ellen, and found that the other party was looking at him with a smile in his eyes... Su Bin thought, don't you want to talk to me, start with me first, I know you are handsome, but don't Always look at me and smile!

Before he could figure it out, Su Bin was accused by Ellen first: "I saw that you usually chatted a lot with Joe and Fly, why did you become dumb when you saw me?"

"..." Su Bin is also very annoying. If the other party is Chinese, he can chat with the other party for a long time, but the other party is notoriously difficult. It’s impolite to ask this, disrespectful to say that, and every wording and grammatical error will be corrected in minutes... I’m so tired, I feel like I can’t even speak.

"Tell me about yourself." Ellen finally gave a magnanimous hint.

"I... am 20 years old this year." Su Bin introduced himself like a person who just learned English.

Ellen laughed even deeper after hearing this: "Continue."

Su Bin thought to myself that I have already reported my age, why didn't you report it, I don't know who is older between us, it's so unfair...

After being speechless for a while, Su Bin collected his thoughts and said slowly, "I'm from Hangzhou. Hangzhou is the capital of Zhejiang Province. Do you know Zhejiang Province?" As far as I know, he has Chinese blood, Banana Man!

Su Bin regained a bit of confidence as a person in the free shipping area, and said: "It is a province in eastern China. I heard that the area of ​​two Zhejiang provinces can equal the entire country B..."

Uh, Su Bing paused, does this mean "discrimination"?He took a peek at Ellen, saw that the other party did not show any offended expression, breathed a sigh of relief, and continued: "I grew up in Hangzhou, where I went to elementary school, junior high school, high school, and university. I went to our province in China. The best university in…”

Su Bin babbled a lot, and Ellen listened very carefully, and interrupted from time to time to ask Su Bin some detailed questions, such as what his high school was like, what subjects he wanted to study, and what interesting places in Hangzhou were he? Have you been to other cities to play, and so on.

It feels better to ask and answer, at least Su Bin knows what to say, he is afraid that Ellen will not say anything and let him give a speech in a stupid way.

Of course, Ellen will never forget to help Su Bin correct grammar, pronunciation and other English problems...

Unknowingly, they chatted for more than half an hour, until Yang Chengzhe came back, "Hey, you two are chatting together?" Yang Chengzhe seemed to find it incredible that they got together.

"You're back!" Seeing him, Su Bin was closer than seeing his own father, and seeing Yang Chengzhe still following Jin Fei, he felt that the originally tense atmosphere suddenly relaxed, "Why did you come back together? You have eaten Is it?" Su Bin greeted them enthusiastically, and almost rushed forward to hug each other.

Ellen who was ruthlessly abandoned by Su Bin behind her: "..."

Yang Chengzhe smiled "hehe" and said, "I just ran into Jin Fei and came back by hitchhiking... I haven't eaten the meal yet, why, you want to cook for us again? No need, it's too hard for you. "

Su Bin said: "I didn't do it, Ellen ordered takeaway."

Jin Fei threw the car keys on the porch, frowned and said, "Takeaway? Ellen can order takeaway?"

Su Bin looked at Ai Lun, and Ai Lun said to Jin Fei indifferently: "Let RK make some light meals."

"RK?" Jin Fei was stunned, and asked Ellen with wide eyes, "RK on Kent Street?"

"Yes." Ellen replied, glanced at her phone, stood up and said, "It will be delivered in 10 minutes."

Su Bin didn't know, so: "What is RK? What kind of takeaway, Pasta?"

Ellen: "..."

Both Yang Chengzhe and Jin Fei looked at Su Bin speechlessly, but in the end Yang Chengzhe couldn't bear it and explained to him: "RK is the abbreviation of Royal Kitchen (Royal Kitchen), and it is one of the most high-end customized restaurants in country B. There is a branch on Kent Street... well, but this custom restaurant is a 'legendary' level, just like its name expresses, it is difficult for ordinary people to eat."

Su Bin: "..." Wow!Dare to feel that this is the "imperial dining room" of country B!

I was just popularized as a "custom restaurant" last night, and now someone delivers food to my door right away?Ellen fulfilled her promise too quickly!

Jin Fei patted Su Bin's shoulder with a smile, smacked his tongue and said, "I've got all the food with you, I haven't even eaten in that restaurant yet!"

"..." Su Bin glanced at Ai Lun gratefully. Ai Lun's face was expressionless, and she seemed to be a little stern... Um, is he angry?Su Bin touched his nose embarrassingly, and looked away.

Yang Chengzhe asked Ellen casually: "I've never heard of a custom-made restaurant delivering food? How did you order it?"

Ellen simply mentioned "Trust a friend", as if she didn't want to say too much, so Yang Chengzhe didn't ask any more questions.

The author has something to say: 【Note】

[Broken shame]: Japanese text, generally described as "brazen", lewd, and shameless.

[Pasta]: PASTA, Italian pasta.