What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

The "10 minutes" Ellen said was exactly 10 minutes, and the doorbell rang exactly at that moment.

Su Bin rushed to the front excitedly, wanting to see what the "delivery staff" in the legendary custom-made restaurant looked like, but he was surprised when he opened the door—this is not a person, this is a basketball team How are you!And all of them were wearing white uniforms with red and blue stripes on the plackets and collars.

When they saw Su Bin, they didn't say with a smile like ordinary takeaway staff: "My dear, this is your meal, please take it!" Such a sacred and inviolable appearance...

Su Bin: "..."

A certain person took a few steps back weakly, and gave up his seat to Ellen behind him... It's better for the person who ordered the meal to receive it by himself, embarrassing!

"Mr. Lewis," the leader changed his expression when he saw Ellen. He nodded symbolically to bow, "forgive us for disturbing the house."

Su Bin, who understood about [-]% to [-]% of it, thought silently, is he watching a medieval court drama?What kind of weird dialogue is this?

Ellen didn't care, as if such a situation was very common, he slightly raised his head, indicating that they could enter the door.

In front of Ellen, everyone put on gloves at the door, and each took out a white hat to cover their heads... The style of the painting changed suddenly, and the flag-raiser turned into a restaurant waiter in a second!

They carried the incubator, and under the guidance of Ellen, they came to the only dining table in the living room without turning their eyes. They laid the table and arranged the dishes without saying a word. They even put flowers and candlesticks on the table... After setting everything up , Waiting at the table for acceptance.

Ellen scanned around, raised her hand and flicked her fingers, and the leader immediately took out a small card from his pocket for him to sign.

Su Bin stood not far away and took a sneak peek, and saw a series of familiar cursive characters, but the signatures were rather sloppy and flamboyant, and he could only recognize the letter A at the beginning, probably "Allen or something"... In other words Su Bin doesn't know Ellen's full name yet!

"Mr. Louis," before leaving, the delivery man took off his hat and put his hand on his abdomen, respectfully said, "We hereby sincerely suggest that if it is convenient, please go to the restaurant to eat, so that you can enjoy the [-]% delicious food. Finally, I wish you a pleasant meal."

Several people left quickly, and the whole journey took less than 5 minutes... Su Bin sighed, even the food delivery was so gorgeous, it really was the "Royal Canteen"!

Ellen ordered four classic Western-style dinners, but eating at home is not like serving dishes one by one in a restaurant. Now all the dishes have been placed on the table, from appetizers to desserts. Not a lot.

These foods are exquisite enough to be published in gourmet magazines just by looking at their appearance, Su Bin couldn't help but took a few photos.

Jin Fei learned that he wanted to upload the photos on the Xiaonei website, and complained: "You are in country B now, why are you still playing in the school? It's so hot... Hurry up and apply for a 'must die'!"

Su Bin knew that Jin Fei was referring to the foreign "Xiaonei Network" - Facebook, but he didn't know many people in country B. Even after the application was completed, no one would read the photos after posting... No one saw what they were posting, Is it grass?

Yang Chengzhe opened a bottle of wine, and several of them poured some. After clinking glasses, the dinner officially began.

Before coming to Country B, Su Bin had heard that Country B had few local delicacies except for French fries and fried fish.The experience of the past few days also made Su Bin thoroughly feel the lack of food culture here.

On the plate in front of me, there are actually no delicacies such as abalone and shark's fin, but the most common local ingredients, such as diced chicken, lettuce, mushrooms, fish, etc., but they look very harmonious.

After scooping up a spoonful of chicken salad, the taste was a little light, but it was delicious, and Su Bin suddenly had an appetite.

Afterwards, he tasted butter-baked prawns and stewed fish with mashed potatoes, and he was also amazed. It still depends on the level of the chef. Good chefs have the power to turn decay into magic. Even simple ingredients can be made into delicious dishes in their hands!

Su Bin ate to his heart's content. Unfortunately, the portion of each dish was too small, and he finished it before he could get enough of it... But this is good, it can make people aftertaste.

Seeing that Su Bin ate every plate clean, Ellen finally recovered some smiles.

Su Bin also found that the other party's mood improved, but he always felt that Ellen's character was elusive, just like the weather in country B, when it rained and when it was sunny, there was no sign of it!

There was a dish on the table called "fried beef tenderloin", which reminded Su Bin of the doneness of the filet mignon. He asked Ellen to confirm whether the food he ate was medium rare that day.

Ellen admitted and explained: "A good chef will have his own paranoia about the ingredients. As a diner, he should respect the chef's willfulness, so I decided on medium rare for you at the beginning, which is the best doneness of filet. .”

"..." Well, even though Ellen is a bit fickle and difficult to deal with, what he says and does doesn't make people feel disgusted, and sometimes Su Bin even feels a little bit of admiration.

A delicious family dinner made the four of them very happy. Although Ellen was not asked about the value of the meal, everyone knew the status and reputation of the "Royal Kitchen" well, and they knew that Ellen was still alive. Knowing Su Bin's favor for cooking for everyone before... If money is really counted, Su Bin's contribution may not be enough.

After dinner, several people were busy with their own affairs. Su Bin chatted with Jin Fei for a while and then went upstairs to wash up early. Unexpectedly, just as he walked into the bathroom, Ellen came out to "block" him again.

"Michael..."

As soon as Su Bin heard Ellen's serious and rigid tone, he knew that there must be nothing wrong with the other party!

"I have something to tell you."

really!Su Bin's heart skipped a beat, and he asked, "What do you want to declare?"

"The photos you took just now, please don't upload them on the Internet." Ellen said "please", the English is please, this is a polite word used by people from country B, but Su Bin didn't catch it at all. Ellen has the meaning of "request", which is completely an imperative sentence.

Su Bin promised obediently: "I won't post it..."

"Also," Ellen stood at the door of the bathroom, and unknowingly put tremendous pressure on Su Bin, "Remember in the future, don't take any photos related to me, I don't like being exposed."

Su Bin nodded submissively: "Oh, I promise, I won't shoot it."

Su Bin said in his heart: Boss, I know you value personal privacy. Brother Cheng has reminded me a long time ago, so don't worry... If I didn't know this, I would have secretly taken a photo of you and put it on the cliff to let those netizens " Ask for a breath".

Ellen was very satisfied with Su Bin's attitude, and said happily, "I'm very glad to chat with you in the evening."

The corners of Su Bin's mouth twitched. Ellen's words could easily be misunderstood literally...

To some extent, the expressions of the people of country B are no better understood than the Chinese and Japanese languages ​​known for their "subtlety".

In layman's terms, what the people of country B said, don't be so stupid as to only understand the literal meaning!

Su Bin once saw a post on the Internet, saying that a Chinese girl met a boy from country B on the Internet. No matter what the girl said when the two were chatting, the boy would reply on the Internet: "Interesting." The girl thought this The boy is interested in himself, and he is too high alone.After many years, the girl gradually came into contact with foreign cultures and had the opportunity to travel abroad, only to realize that people in country B usually say "very interesting" does not mean "very interesting", but just a casual "hehe".

Therefore, the conversation between the girl and the boy in country B can be understood as——

"Hey, let me tell you this, Barbara..."

"Ha ha."

"Hey, let me tell you that, Barabara..."

"Ha ha."

……

It is conceivable how many mythical beasts are galloping in the girl's mind after learning the truth...

Back in front of me, it was the same situation when Ellen said this sentence. Although his words can be literally translated as "I am very glad to have chatted with you", you can feel it as long as you listen to his tone. The Chinese greet each other: "Have you eaten?"-If you are serious, you will lose.

Su Bin gave him a thumbs up for his sensitivity and wit, and imitated Ellen's tone and replied: "I'm very happy too!" Being picked on, all kinds of self-confidence being hit, all kinds of nervousness, if you can choose a partner while chatting, I will kill you and not choose you, Jin Fei is much more fun than you...

"Really?" Ellen raised her eyelids and laughed, "In that case, I will spend more time chatting with you in the future."

Su Bin: "..." Was the sentence just now a scene?Why does it sound a bit weird?

Ellen: "Okay, Michael, good night."

Su Bin: "Good night, good night." Is there something wrong?

Su Bin didn't think about it, and called Chen Xiaotian early the next morning, and described in detail the extravagant dinner last night, which was not considered a gluttonous feast. After hearing this, Chen Xiaotian also exclaimed: "Your roommate must be either rich or expensive in country B." !"

Su Bin: "I also feel that his words, actions, and attitude towards others make me feel like a young master who is used to being served."

Chen Xiaotian: "Then why don't you learn from him?"

Su Bin sneered: "Let me learn from him? Forget it! I really can't afford that kind of airs, it's too pretentious to learn." Pretending to be struck by lightning...

Chen Xiaotian: "Yes, that kind of temperament must have been influenced by the environment and education since childhood."

Su Bin dragged and said: "Your husband, I follow the route of 'Prince of Common People', easy-going ~ down-to-earth!"

Chen Xiaotian sneered: "You are still a commoner prince, who suspected that the next door was a vampire at the beginning, and was so scared that he had nightmares and couldn't sleep?"

Su Bin complained furiously: "My study abroad life is already difficult enough, can you stop rubbing salt on my wounds!"

Chen Xiaotian couldn't help laughing and asked: "Now, do you still think so?"

Su Bin thought about it, and said, "Actually, after a few days of getting along, I think it's okay..." Although Ellen had all kinds of unreasonable demands on him, and always misunderstood Su Bin's meaning, it was difficult to communicate, but It's hot and cold, but generally speaking, he's not a bad guy... After all, whether it's about the steak or the dinner party yesterday, it can be seen that he is still good to his roommates.

What's more, Su Bin felt that since everyone was living together, if they felt uncomfortable, they should give way. If they couldn't bear it, they could keep their distance. A year passed quickly.

"Then...don't doubt that he is a vampire?" Chen Xiaotian was still teasing.

Su Bin was stunned. To be honest, he still didn't let go of his guard against Ellen. After all, he didn't know anything about Ellen until now. He didn't even talk about Ellen for half an hour last night. exposed anything about himself...

It's not that Su Bin likes to gossip about other people's privacy. Su Bin also likes "listening" chatters. For example, Chen Xiaotian and Yang Chengzhe are the type of "listening" more than "talking".But no matter what, there is interaction when chatting.For example, when Su Bin and Yang Chengzhe talked about their girlfriends, they also learned about Yang Chengzhe's love experience. This is a mutual process.

But when Su Bin chatted with Ellen, there was no sense of equal interaction at all. Instead, it was like a candidate meets an interviewer, a student meets a teacher, a subordinate meets a boss, a servant meets a master... Orz.

It's pretty timid to say it, every time Su Bin met Ellen, he felt enveloped by a powerful aura, and was led by the nose unconsciously... So, even though he didn't go to the post on the cliff again, but He still dare not be careless.

Moreover, he was also deeply impressed by the reply of a netizen named "Sandals can't be changed if they are killed". The reply roughly said that vampires will not reveal their identity before they attack their prey, just like female ghosts will not reveal their identity before they suck the essence of men. It's like completely confusing the other party.

He knew that he was very unmanly, so he didn't dare to tell Chen Xiaotian, for fear that the other party would think he was spineless, so he lied and said, "I haven't doubted it for a long time..."

"You, you just love to think about things!" Chen Xiaotian smiled, "When you are over there, make as many friends as you can, maybe someday they will be useful, especially like your roommate, It certainly won't hurt to have a good relationship."

Su Bin was very moved by his girlfriend's consideration and thoughtfulness, and he said sincerely: "My dear, thank you." Chen Xiaotian is his belief, the source of his hard work, and the biggest spiritual pillar of his year of studying abroad... For Chen Xiaotian, Su Bin felt that he could overcome any difficulties!

Su Bin said excitedly: "I will get along well with Ellen!" So what if he is a vampire?Can he still eat me?

The author has something to say: 【Note】

[Facebook]: "You have to die", Facebook is the overseas school/renren, everyone knows it.

[Fa Kaixin]: A term used on the internet, a transliteration of the Wu dialect in Shanghai, which means "unhappy".

【flower arrangement】

This article is also called "Girlfriend Sent Me to the Fumen": "Once you enter the Fumen, it's as deep as the sea, and from then on the opposite sex is a passerby."