What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

Unlike Chinese universities, which set up walls and gates to confine students to a certain area, most universities in country B are integrated into cities, and so is University M.

The relevant facilities of the school are concentrated in one area. There is no school gate, but there are iconic viewpoints, such as the historic red brick building and the teaching building with the domineering school emblem printed on the facade.

The streets that run through the campus are connected to the main roads of the city. However, due to the limited allocation of commercial land in the campus area, there are only a few convenience stores like "Tesco" and "Subway" on the street, and basically only provide cold food.

Su Bin has been here for the past few days, and only then did he realize the fundamental reason why there are almost no cafeterias in the universities of country B—people in country B pay more attention to breakfast and dinner, and they don’t have the concept of lunch break. They only need sandwiches, boxed salads, and a cup of hot coffee at noon Will suffice.

Of course, there is also an activity and leisure center set up by the student union in the school, which will provide some simple hot food, such as mashed potatoes, grilled sausages and pasta, but Su Bin doesn't want to go there for a second time after eating there... because of those The food is even more unpalatable than the Chinese cabbage fried without oil in his junior high school boarding school!

On this day, Sun Yujie and Su Bin walked a long way to eat at a restaurant outside the campus.

I heard that the restaurant is opened by Malaysians, and they will serve "food" like donburi and fried rice at noon, which is very popular with Chinese students of M University.

The two went to the legendary "Malay shop", and sure enough, all the people who patronized this place were yellow-skinned Asians, and they all looked like students.

Su Bin and Sun Yujie ate the most famous "Malay fried rice" in the store, but the fried rice seemed to be pre-made, and it was served within half a minute after they placed the order.

Two shrimps, three squid tentacles, and a little corn and green beans... just like this fried rice costs 6PDS or about 72 yuan?It's too cheating!

Su Bin took a sip and tasted an "artificial" taste of coconut flour. It seems that this is the characteristic of "Malay" flavor...

"Let's sell this meal in the canteen of the Provincial University, and it won't cost more than five yuan at most!" Su Bin said angrily.

Sun Yujie didn't know the situation of universities in China. Like Li Meihan, he also came to country B to attend preparatory courses after graduating from high school, so after hearing what Su Bin said, he couldn't help but yearn for it: "I really hope that the universities here also have cafeterias!"

Su Bin nodded: "If there is a cafeteria, it must be full every day! To be honest, eating rice with side dishes is the most practical."

After several days of eating pizza, hamburgers, and sandwiches at noon, Su Bin felt that he only ate some "salad with ham sausage" and "cheetos with tomato sauce" every day... It was a little disgusting to think about it.

Sun Yujie rubbed his chin: "Well, it's a good business opportunity. Now there are more and more Chinese people in City M, especially foreign students. There are more than a dozen Chinese students in our grade in the Department of Finance alone. I heard that they are one year younger than us. Yes, almost one-third of the ninety students are Chinese, it seems that there will be more and more Chinese students studying abroad in the future..."

"There are more rich people in China, and they are starting to pay attention to education... Hey wait, didn't you say last time that there are only seven Chinese in our class, why did you say more than a dozen?" Su Bin was surprised.

Sun Yujie: "The seven I mentioned are all common, and there are uncommon ones!"

Su Bin: "..."

Sun Yujie said mysteriously: "There are some 'invisible people' in the school. You can only see their names on the roster, but you can hardly see their figures."

"...invisible man?" Su Bin's hairs stood on end at Sun Yujie's words.

Sun Yujie: "Those who have reported, registered for student status, and paid tuition fees, but never come to class."

Su Bin: "That's what it means. Doesn't the school check their attendance?"

Sun Yujie: "Going to university abroad basically depends on self-consciousness. If you really don't want to come to class, you can also ask others to help you sign and check your attendance rate."

Su Bin has already felt that the university here is really free. During the lectures, the teachers will not roll their names in person, nor will they ask students to answer questions by name. Anyway, you just want to come or not.So even if something happens and you can't come to class, no one knows... But the tuition fee for a year is nearly 10 yuan, and on average, each class costs hundreds of dollars. Isn't it a big loss if you don't go to class?

Su Bin was very curious: "Then what are they doing when they don't go to class?"

Sun Yujie said: "Playing games at home, playing outside, doing everything, this kind of people are basically here to get a degree certificate, anyway, as long as they pass the exam."

Su Bin: "Is it okay?"

Sun Yujie: "Some powerful people can almost get by by reading books at home by themselves and hugging Buddha's feet temporarily; those who are not capable have to find other channels."

Su Bin heard that country B has a strict academic style, lenient entry and strict exit, strict management of things like cheating, and immediate expulsion if found out, so he didn't understand what the "other channels" Sun Yujie was talking about.

Sun Yujie gave him a real example. The protagonist of the example was Sun Yujie's classmate in freshman year. That person came to a few classes in the first month of school, but never appeared again.At the end of the semester, for several courses that required writing papers, he asked an intermediary to ask a paper writer to write them for him. He failed two of the three exams, and he applied for a make-up exam when he returned to China during the holidays.

"After he returned to China, he asked me for help. I lent him the usual courseware and notes. Until two days before the exam, he suddenly told me that the staff of the embassy in the city where he took the make-up exam called privately. He said he wanted to have a private talk with him, and then they made an appointment to meet in a cafe, and the staff member directly asked my classmate if I would like to spend money to read the exam papers in advance..."

"Damn it!" Su Bin was shocked, "There is such a thing? What did he say? Did you buy the paper?"

"He was afraid of being cheated. After all, he hadn't experienced anything, and the test papers were very expensive. It cost 500PDS to check in advance, so he refused."

Well done!Su Bin praised Sun Yujie's classmate in his heart: "What happened next?"

Sun Yujie: "Then he will review and take the test by himself."

Su Bin: "Has it passed?"

Sun Yujie: "Hang up."

Su Bin: "..."

I thought that classmate would "fight back", but I didn't expect it to end like this!It feels like seeing a brave warrior shouting "Come on", and the audience's blood boiled with him, but they watched him trip over himself, break a major artery, and bleed to death... What a pain in the ass!

Sun Yujie sighed and said: "But he is also self-inflicted, who told him not to study hard."

"That's true," Su Bin was relieved, and asked again, "How is that man doing now?"

Sun Yujie: "I stayed one level, but I still don't go to class. I heard that I spend all day playing World of Warcraft in the dormitory..."

Su Bin: "I'll go, this man is really hopeless... Then what if he still fails?"

"University M's graduation time limit for undergraduate students is seven years. That is to say, as long as you can get your graduation certificate within seven years, it's not a problem for you to hang up for three years as a freshman." Sun Yujie took a mouthful of fried rice and said while chewing, " And, he said he won't hang up next time."

Su Bin nodded: "Yes, although I didn't attend the class, I have already reviewed it anyway."

"No," Sun Yujie said angrily, "He said that there was an opportunity in front of him once, but he didn't cherish it... Next time, he will ask the staff member to buy the test paper in advance."

Su Bin: "..."

Sun Yujie glanced at the speechless Su Bin, and told a second story: "Those who don't come to class, and those who find out that illegal jobs in country B can make money, so they patronize to work."

Su Bin also knew about the part-time jobs. Hearing Sun Yujie's mention, he immediately asked, "Do you know anyone who went to part-time jobs?"

Sun Yujie shook his head: "I also heard that a senior from the Department of Materials came to country B four years ago. At that time, the exchange rate was higher than it is now. He went to work every day and did everything, such as moving fish, washing dishes, making hair Leaflets, purchasing agents... Then, I heard that he earned over [-] yuan in the first year!"

"RMB? Damn! It's awesome!" Su Bin asked excitedly, "What happened later? He didn't fail the exam, did he?"

"No," Sun Yujie said, "he does both work and study. It is said that he only sleeps less than three hours a night, and his grades are not bad."

"Cheat!" Su Bin admired him very much. Sure enough, there is a sky beyond the sky, and there are people beyond people. "Has he graduated now? Has he worked in country B?"

"No," Sun Yujie shook his head and said regretfully, "He died suddenly."

"..." Su Bin almost spit out a mouthful of fried rice that he brought close to his mouth. Grandma's, why is there such a heart-breaking ending again!

Sun Yujie said in a deep voice: "When the man was about to graduate, he stayed up all night writing his thesis. He felt very tired, so he fell asleep, and then...he never woke up again."

Su Bin was about to bleed internally when he heard it, the story was so inspiring in the early stage...how, how could it be QAQ like this!

Sun Yujie also sighed, and concluded, "This incident tells us a truth..."

No matter what you do, you need to combine work and rest?Don't put the cart before the horse?Don't the goals of your life be too big?Only a person who knows how to stop knows how to speed up? ——Su Bin's mind quickly reflected a few famous quotes from his idol Yu Minhong.

Sun Yujie looked at Su Bin and said solemnly, "Don't go to work illegally!"

"..." Su Bin couldn't keep up with Sun Yujie's brain circuit at all, so he decided that he would not talk to Sun Yujie for the next 5 minutes.

But Sun Yujie continued on his own: "However, the one just now is very rare... I also heard that an international student in City G also didn't go to school every day and traveled everywhere. Later, he cooperated with his friends to set up a travel agency , I specialize in being a Chinese tour guide for Chinese tourists who come to country B, and it caught fire when I was doing it, and then I don’t need my degree certificate, and now I start my own company and become a boss, and I have obtained a permanent residence permit in country B.”

... Well, it is finally an inspirational story!Su Bin decided to ignore the previous suspicions and continued the chat with Sun Yujie, but he found that the other party was distracted as soon as he said a word.

Su Bin followed Sun Yujie's erratic gaze, only to see a handsome foreign guy slowly passing by not far away. The handsome guy had thick arms and well-developed chest muscles...

"Hey, your saliva is about to flow down!" Su Bin reminded Sun Yujie with a dark face...but he was also curious at the same time, and asked Sun Yujie, "Hey, when you see that kind of man, you always think What are you thinking about?"

"It's just like you look at beautiful women~" Sun Yujie gave Su Bin a look of "Do you still need to ask?"

Su Bin proudly said: "I don't look at beauties, I just look at my girlfriend."

Sun Yujie bent his eyes and asked with a smile, "Then what were you thinking when you looked at your girlfriend?"

Su Bin thought about it for a while, and said with an idiot on his face: "It's so beautiful, so good..."

Sun Yujie was stunned, and asked in a low voice, "Don't you want to sleep with her?"

Su Bin: "Of course I thought about it, but now it's better to hug and kiss."

Sun Yujie's eyes widened: "Don't tell me...you and your girlfriend haven't had anything like that...you two have been dating for almost four years, right?"

"Let's talk about this kind of thing after we get married." Su Bin clenched his fists and said, "As a responsible man, I think I can bear it!"

"..." Sun Yujie was stunned, oh my god, such an innocent virgin, he thought it was extinct these days!

"Don't change the subject, you haven't told me what you were thinking when you saw that man!"

Su Bin stared at Sun Yujie, still imagining that Sun Yujie wanted to touch and kiss him innocently, but he didn't expect that Sun Yujie blushed and whispered: "I, I want to be fucked (>////<)... ...Ah~~~"

"Pfft!!!" Su Bin finally sprayed rice!

The author has something to say: 【Note】

There are many shops on the roadside of the university in country B, and they have been given various nicknames by domestic international students, such as TESCO (Tesco, also known as "Taishijia") and COSTA (Coffee, which is called "Coffee"). "Double Picking Alliance"... Also, Subway (railroad sandwich), PapaJohns (囧Daddy pizza), GREGGS (chicken bun shop), Ying Fatzi shop (fried cod, French fries), shredded coconut shop (Malaysia, coconut rice ), Asandian (grilled lamb chops)...and so on. . .

【flower arrangement】

I know that the first two stories in this chapter are not inspirational ╮(╯_╰)╭, but...they are all true QAQ!

I hope that no matter what line of work you are in, you should pay attention to your body and combine work and rest!