Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

The so-called ornithomimus, whose living habits are closer to the ostriches on the earth, runs on the ground most of the time, so the two thick thighs are very strong and powerful.But different from ostriches, Ornithomimus can fly, but it can’t fly high. It likes to glide above the treetops, overlooking the prey on the ground. Their claws and sharp teeth tore, and finally they scratched and fell... They are omnivorous dinosaurs, eating meat and plants, and the proportion of plants in their diet is not low.

As we all know, Jing Yi is from a big foodie country... a foodie, he remembered seeing a very interesting topic on the Internet once.

#According to the research on the eating habits and behavior of dinosaurs, let us infer, which dinosaur meat is the best? #

Then some scientists argued that the most delicious dinosaur should be a kind of theropod dinosaur, which is very close to birds. It probably tastes like a combination of chicken and beef...and the best. The biggest part must be the root of the wings and the thigh meat, which are chewy and nutritious.

Alas, so regardless of whether it is a Mystic or X-planet, they are all weak compared to the Earthlings!

It’s nothing to eat without food, even if we don’t have anything, we can let our imaginations have free wings, soar freely, soar...

Now that I finally saw a live one, a little detection showed that those scientists were really right, because the meat of this ornithomimus was indeed very good, non-toxic and full of energy, and it was a rare delicacy.

Now a group of people are guarding a brick-red mud bomb that is bigger than a basketball, and some people have two rolling beside them... Hearing Jing Yi's order, everyone threw the mud bomb to the ground together!

Just hear a pop.

The mud bombs fell to pieces, exposing the big green leaves that turned green and brown inside.

Peel off the green leaves, and the tender pink ornithomimetic meat inside is exposed with white mist.

Judging from the appearance, this time it’s not as good as the previous ones. Jingyi lacks seasonings, so I always feel that the color is a bit lighter. If there is sugar, honey or soy sauce, it’s good to add color.

But after a while, the audience who watched the live broadcast followed their throats slightly, and a lot of saliva was secreted... It seemed to be very consistent with the actions of the members of the joint team.

Jing Yi used the "beggar's chicken" cooking method to cook this meal.

The preparation method of Beggar Chicken is very similar to the "Pao Tun" in the ancient "Bazhen". Serve on the bake.This is the most primitive method of "simmering" ingredients, because the mud shell covers the aroma and heat, and the meat inside will be heated evenly between square inches, and the aroma will not escape from the beginning to the end. It can only be accumulated and thickened in the mud shell. Before the last meal, the mud shell is opened, and the room is full of fragrance. The entrance is crispy and tender, with a unique flavor and mouth-watering.

A beggar chicken is equivalent to a scent bomber, but there are a total of twenty pirated beggar chickens in here, all opened up, and to put it bluntly, the rich and attractive aroma, gathered together, exploded. , with the permeating pale white mist, the fragrance grows from nothing, without any buffering time, as if thousands of trees and pear blossoms are blooming, it can shock all the hungry men to the ground!

They didn't care about being hot at all, and their rough skin and thick meat were not afraid of being hot, so they hurriedly cut a piece with a dagger, the fine and smooth cut surface... put the meat slice in their mouths, and chewed.

Then a group of people let out a sigh of satisfaction.

"I didn't expect that roasting meat with mud can be so delicious..."

"It's so fragrant! I feel as if I have mastered a very remarkable skill..."

"The hanging-stove barbecue before was also delicious, and the stone-grilled meat was also delicious. I can't eat hot pot here, otherwise that would be delicious too..."

"Bringing my sister-in-law is really the most wise decision the group has ever made! My sister-in-law will last forever, forever young!"

"I didn't know this big green leaf was so useful before. I like the slightly spicy taste."

These words are all in bits and pieces, one person muttered sighingly, and the others nodded violently... Not only the Goshawk team nodded vigorously, but if you observe carefully, you can find that the Cheetah team nodded even more. It's true!

In fact, this is easy to understand. The Goshawk team has eaten a few meals before, and they have "experienced the world", so they are relatively "reserved", but the Cheetah team is stupid. Before, they only knew Mrs. Okay, I can cook, but no matter how many rumors there are, if I haven't tried it, I can't imagine how arrogant and gorgeous the so-called delicious food can be!

After eating this, they thought about the half-cooked and tasteless barbecue they ate last time, and listened to the bragging of the group of animals next door.

Damn, what kind of life did they live before!

I couldn't help but shed tears of sadness.

But it's fine now.

The members of the cheetah team silently added a sentence in their hearts: agreeing to form an alliance with the cattle next door is also the most wise decision made by our leader. Thank you.

A group of people lowered their heads and ate wildly, and quickly ate up all the ornithomimetic meat in the big green leaf.

Many viewers didn't realize that they actually finished watching someone else's meal with relish, and drank two nutritional supplements while watching...

After they finished eating, they rubbed their bulging stomachs and cursed fiercely: Damn, how can I be so miserable!

Well, this is probably like watching an episode of Chef God Contest. The gourmet judges in it tasted the contestants' specialty dishes all over again, and they still have to pick and choose if they are not satisfied. After snoring, I ate a round belly, and after recovering, I realized Nima's, people eat raw seafood, but I eat radish and cabbage. This cruel comparison, can it be better?

From this, I suddenly felt a sense of bleakness.

However, they were soon relieved suddenly.

Because when there is a group of people who are worse than you, you will always get peace and joy in your heart.

"Well, have you noticed that we seem to have forgotten the existence of a group of people?"

"Hearing what you said, it seems that there is such a thing?"

"I really forgot about those poor X-planet people, the most basic respect and care between people!"

In fact, the people who have been forgotten are far more than the unlucky ones of the wild boar squad!

And the golden commentator, Brother Carrot!

Brother Luobo was sitting in the studio, his eyes dead for a long time.

Speaking of which, he is quite underappreciated, how bloody he was at the very beginning!All kinds of wonderful comments, coming at your fingertips, all kinds of witty words, can't help spraying out!

He still wants to take over the Dongfeng this time and become the first brother of the host who is popular all over the stars!

The goshawk squad that Brother Carrot is in charge of is also strong enough, just like a bulldozer, it will crush and flatten anyone it meets, it is really the light of the Federation!

It's a pity that Brother Carrot is so kind, and he met a leader with a brain-dead level eight.

Ever since the Goshawk team met the Cheetah team, they have been entangled together, and the leader waved his hand——Since the two of them have merged, you, carrot, and cauliflower have also merged!

Huacai, nicknamed Brother Huacai, is Brother Luobo's deadly enemy. In this competition, Brother Huacai is responsible for following the Cheetah team and giving them a full commentary.

He could have dominated the show, but now he has to accept Brother Huacai, his arch-rival, as a partner under the boss's coercion. Brother Carrot is very unhappy.

The most unhappy thing is that the two of them partnered, and there were many times of "stealing talk"!

Can you stop talking?Both of them want to overwhelm each other, and the critical moment to test their slickness has arrived!

No one will let anyone else, it’s nothing more than an accident if there is an accident. When there is no accident, the high-density chattering will make all the viewers who watch the live broadcast have opinions-and let people not watch the live broadcast properly. By the way, your background sounds are really annoying, it's almost like a fly spirit is alive!

Complaint calls came one after another, so the idiot leader spoke again, one person spoke for a while, changing every half an hour, within half an hour, each commentator could only speak within a hundred sentences!What is the point of explaining?In normal times, you must have the consciousness to melt into the background music, and you must be able to get bloody at critical moments. With just a few words, you must stir up everyone's emotions!

See kung fu in the subtleties, you are a real master, just know how to talk!Boo boo, boo boo, do you think you are a three-year-old brat who doesn't know farts?

There is no other way, Brother Carrot can only follow suit.

But he is really unlucky... No, no, it should be said, he is really fucking unlucky!

Just say the most recent paragraph.

From the time when the wild boar team entered the cave, when they discovered the petroglyphs, when the two sides fought, and when the wild boar team was shoveled by the joint team!These were all explained by Brother Huacai, and it was his half-hour turn!

As for brother radish... he was assigned, oh, they went out to collect firewood, picked wild fruits, dug grass roots, came back to make mud, put the mud on the meat, and put the mud bombs into the fire to bake.

Bake bake bake.

Half an hour gone.

When it was Brother Cauliflower's turn, we baked it for a while, and then it was time to smash the mud bombs.

The close-up of the special mud barbecue, the expressions of a group of people relishing it, food is a very classic topic, even if the food culture of the Mixing people is almost zero, it can't stop their love and pursuit.

Brother Huacai's explanation is very classic. It is because of his explanation that the audience is seduced by the possible food aroma, and their mouths are watered.

Brother Carrot listened to his rival pretending to be unlovable, and slowly passed the time.

Time will come soon.

When he took the microphone, everything in the live broadcast was just right.

The close-ups of the faces of the members of the Wild Boar Squad, who are even more lovable, suddenly appeared.

Their throats were trembling, their eyes were eager, their bodies were constantly twisting, and there were a few big characters all over their faces: "Please eat a little bit!"

They're all going to starve to death, okay?Is there any humanity left?Abuse of captives?

However, even if they stared out the window, no one paid any attention to him. Not far from the bonfire, the group of damn Mystic people ate what was called a happy one, as if the group of people behind them didn't exist!

In the dark shadows where the bonfire cannot reach, eight X-Stars with trembling tentacles looked at them with distorted faces. Such a sudden change in the painting style can give people a shocking feeling!

With a pop of Brother Carrot, his spirits instantly cheered up, damn it, it's finally my turn to turn around?

So many years of hosting experience told him that the group of people in the director's room must have done it on purpose. They deliberately didn't shoot the eight X-stars before, just to keep it until now, and then make a blockbuster.

Not only Brother Carrot, but also the audience who finally reacted also sprayed.

Did I just say I forgot something?Ha ha ha ha.

Brother Carrot cleared his throat, and said: "The joint team tied up the wild boar team because Planet One was too dangerous at night. This is responsible for the safety of the prisoners, and also for the safety of the monitoring team members. But After all, we are competitors, and there are some things that need to be avoided. It is estimated that these X-planets would not dare to eat the food brought by the joint team! At the same time, according to my guess, Mrs. Qin may be retaliating against the X-planets for calling his masterpiece an original They also plan to use the paintings to concoct rumors that Planet No. [-] has ancestors of X-planets..."

The words are not shocking and endless, in order to overwhelm his arch-rival, Brother Huacai, Brother Carrot is quite desperate.

After he finished speaking, he breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to continue talking.

Jing Yi in the camera suddenly stood up.

At that time, all the mud bombs in the place were broken, and the meat of birds and dragons was divided up. However, these animals still looked unsatisfied, discussing whether they should go out and hunt another one...

Jing Yi said a word: "No need, isn't this ready-made, it will be so troublesome to hunt again."

He stood up, grabbed a handful of mud, and wiped it on the captain of the wild boar squad.

The team leader glared at him angrily at first, and then, combined with their conversation just now, he suddenly understood Jing Yi's intention of smearing mud on him!

The tiger's body shook!

What do these damn Mystic people mean?Could it be that they are so insane that they can be roasted and eaten?

Jing Yi concentrated on continuing to wipe the mud.

The captain was almost scared to pee...

The audience was also scared to pee, aren't you a male god?Calm down!Don't dare to eat anything messy, what should you do if you have problems?

Jing Yi's expression at this moment is not ferocious at all, it is very calm and calm, but the more so, the more it makes people feel hairy all over, thinking that he might really roast and eat these X-planets!

Those people in the joint team all swallowed their saliva and looked at Qin Meng in unison.

With such a cruel wife, why don't you ask how big your psychological shadow is?