Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

In the joint team's plan, the group of X-planets will be "lured" in first. Although the space inside this cave is quite large, in terms of height, it is similar to an ordinary house. The highest place is about four meters, and the lowest The place is only more than two meters away, so I can only say that it is not too cramped, and it is an ideal place to live.

If the place is too big and the hole is too big, it won't be their turn to use it!It has long been occupied by indigenous predators.

If the joint team met those X-planets outside, there is nothing to say, the two sides must drive mechas and fight with real knives and guns.

But if the other party also came in and couldn't get out for a while, then the two parties would have to face each other naked...

Because the ceiling of this cave is too low, it is impossible to let go of the mechs who are at least ten meters long!

In the real battle, let's win two to one!

Although the end of the mecha battle is the same, but it saves energy, and the movement is small, and the toss is too strong. It would be wronged to be killed by the predators who came looking for the sound in the middle of the night!

They also better not let these X-planets know that there are people inside.

Retreating inside is to prevent the X-planets from blowing up the entrance of the cave in a frenzy, and secondly, to guess that they are only coming here now. They must not be able to find a suitable place to spend the night, and they are reluctant to give up. The joint team may choose to fight. After all, in a one-on-one situation, everyone's combat effectiveness is about the same, which is better than continuing to run outside, right?Finally, in the hiding place of the joint team, the entrance of the cave is closest to the entrance. When the time comes, everyone rushes out, and is also on guard against the other party seeing that there are too many of us, so they run away...

That's right, it means catching a turtle in a urn!

However, I never expected that everyone had done so many disguises before, and it was Mrs. Qin Jingyi who made such a feat!

Before, except for Qin Meng, none of them actually saw what Mrs. Qin drew...

Still embarrassed, plus sleepy and tired, I can finally rest, so naturally I have to hurry up and rest.

Wearing a translator and listening to the convulsive "interpretation" by the X-planet over there, there is only one sentence in the minds of this group of people--damn this idiot can't be out of his mind, right?

Someone came over to see if the hole was safe.

He was suddenly dragged in by the joint team lurking inside. Some people covered their mouths and others grabbed their hands and feet. Their hands and knives were merciless. After a few chops, the unlucky guy rolled his eyes and completely lost his fighting power.

"Who!"

No matter how careful they were, the terrain of the cave was a natural loudspeaker, and the noise they made was still noticed by the two nearest X-planets.

This sound also woke up the squad leader who was still in a state of intoxication. He turned his head quickly, his eyes were extremely sharp, and he held a cold dagger in his hand, just like a sharp weapon that has just been unsheathed!

This shape should have been very cool.

Reluctantly, after the interpretation of the rock painting just now, in the eyes of all the audience and the people of the joint team, this person has already been fixed on Dashabi and cannot escape.

Except for the X-planet who was killed by the "sneak attack", there were only eight people in the X-planet team, but now there are only seven combatants left.

As for the joint team, excluding Jing Yi, there were nineteen combatants in total.

Almost three people can fight against one.

Absolutely crushing level.

The audience watching the live broadcast laughed loudly, while talking enthusiastically, shouting: "Go up, go up! Go out and kill them!"

The camera faithfully filmed this short but fierce battle.

The same shot was taken, and there was also the one who followed behind, who hadn't put his hand in from the beginning to the end, with a face of ashen...Jing Yi.

He looked so filled with righteous indignation and anger. As his loyal fan, it stands to reason that the anger of idols should be their anger, and the sadness of idols should be their sadness. This is what people are anxious about. What people think is hardcore!

But the concubines really couldn't do it hahahaha, the fans looked even happier when they saw Jing Yi's livid face!

People work...

They kept praising the TV station that did the live broadcast: "It's so smart, this group of montage edits is simply a classic hahaha, in the fierce fight over there, Qin Meng was like a god descending from the earth, and gave the opponent's squad leader a meal Explosive kick, here Jing Yi's face is livid...there Qin Meng tied up the squad leader with a bruised nose and swollen face, here Jing Yi's face is livid...the battle over there is over within 1 minute, here Jing Yi's face is livid..."

Then Jing Yi with a livid face finally stepped out from the safe passageway, and came to the team leader who was tied into a rice dumpling.

With the fire piled up behind him, Jing Yi's long shadow was projected on the squad leader's still bewildered face, like a big demon with horns.The team leader felt it, opened his eyes with difficulty, and looked at Jing Yi who was looking down at him.

For people from Planet X, Jing Yi is simply too "national"!

Being recognizable is one aspect. The most important thing is that before the dinner, he made an ant dish and shamed Prince Michela face to face. If this can't make the X-planets remember him...

Let the hatred grow, okay?

When killing the Snow Leopard team before, Jing Yi sat on the co-pilot without showing his face, so those people were lucky, at least they didn't have to suffer a second blow.

But this—Jing Yi looked down at his badge—the Wild Boar Squad was not so lucky. The squad leader realized that Jing Yi was among the people who killed him. Follow him!

Time is fate, because real people are in the battle, and because it is almost three-to-one, the members of the wild boar squad have no chance to fight the white flag, so they are tightly tied up.

Jing Yiqi's one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. Damn it, he said that Lao Tzu's paintings were done by primitive people, and he still has the face to stare at me!

Before he came over, he originally wanted to kick him a few times, so he must change his anxious aesthetics.

But his right foot was about to stretch out, but he took it back.

No, you have to be calm and don't give others a handle.

The more he cares, the more proud the enemy will be.

Anyway, it was all broadcasted live. Now the most embarrassing thing is this group of wild boars with brains. If he insists on "abusing the captives", the direction of public opinion may change again. Isn't this saving them from fire and water? ?

Jing Yi is quite self-aware, knowing that with his small physique, even if he kicks hard a few times, it won't deal much damage to this rough-skinned guy.

This Captain Wild Boar was taken down by Qin Meng himself. Seeing his distressed appearance, Jing Yi knew that Qin Meng definitely did not make him feel better, and he must have played a lot of tricks...

He turned his eyes and said to Qin Meng: "They are so loud, won't they attract danger?"

Without Qin Meng's order, the members of the Goshawk squad who heard the strings and listened to the elegance, gagged them with hay leaves respectively.

We all know that Mrs. Sister-in-law must be angry at the moment, they are all good helpers of the group, so naturally they have to help put out the fire.

The wild boar team members rolled on the ground in disorder, making whining noises from their mouths, as if "you let me go, I have something to say", but the joint team turned a deaf ear to it, and the jokes are all for this sake, they are sure They wanted to surrender. After the surrender, the surveillance team would transport them away. Before Jing Yi could get out of his anger, they left. Wouldn't that be too cheap?

So they all act like "I'm very busy and don't know what you're whining about", those who add firewood add firewood, those who mix mud and mud, those who pick plants pick plants...

Jing Yi asked them to pick some green leaves with the size of a millstone not far from the entrance of the cave, as well as several kinds of fruits and roots beside the green leaves.

Similar to the first karst cave, this karst cave also has a very small lake, which comes out of a spring with very thin water flow. After some identification, this underground spring water contains rich minerals , can be drunk directly, can also be used for cooking.

Divide the ornithomimus into [-] or [-] pieces of meat about a dozen kilograms, clean them, apply salt and suitable seasonings on hand, knead and marinate them, and place them around the fire.

The captives watched them toss with dead eyes, and occasionally whined, but they were not very active.

Anyway, people pretend to be stupid and ignore it, so if you can save a little effort, save a little effort.

Because the distance is not far, soon, all the things Jing Yi needs are picked back.

Those fruit tree roots and so on, some are mashed and used as seasoning, and some are cut up and wrapped in pieces of meat.

Finally, it is wrapped with big green leaves. Besides the unique green aroma of the plant, this kind of green leaves also has a unique spicy taste, which was picked up by Jing Yi on the spot.

After wrapping, spread a moderately thick layer of mud on the outside.

Jing Yi is doing it, and the others are not idle, they all learn from him. It has to be said that people with high genetic levels are potential handicraft emperors. After muddying and muddying, everyone still had a good time.

The members of Cheetah Squad have never tasted the delicacies made by Jing Yi himself, but the members of Goshawk Squad have lost their jobs. Those trained by his wife’s superb culinary skills almost reflexively want to drool when they see him...

So, this is another new way of cooking, how can we not be positive?

Twenty or thirty mud lumps were placed on the fire and slowly roasted.

The originally wet mud dries slowly, slowly changes color, and finally turns brick red.

The captives of the wild boar squad looked at them strangely, thinking to themselves, this group of damned Mystics might be sick, right?Good meat has to be smeared with mud and then roasted. Can it still be eaten after roasting?

The viewers who were watching the live broadcast were also very conflicted. On the one hand, they were full of confidence in Jing Yi's cooking skills, and on the other hand, they felt that this cooking method was too brutal, and they couldn't accept it...

Time passed little by little.

Jing Yi made a few more energy cards in a timely manner.

Finally, he stood up and directed everyone: "Smash the mud!"