Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

As soon as the X-planet said his words, the audience who were watching the live broadcast all sprayed.

Laugh out loud!

"It's disgusting, why do you want to grab someone's words..."

"I've long thought Madam Qin's paintings looked familiar, but I couldn't remember where they looked familiar. Now, after being reminded by this dear friend, I suddenly realized—isn't it the kind of primitive simplicity? Madam Qin is so awesome. force……"

"What's wrong with suddenly feeling that Mrs. Qin is tall and tall? Hahahaha."

"I have known for a long time that my male god will be different if he makes a move... But I still have to admit that I never thought that my male god would be so crazy when he is different..."

"Before I saw that my male god was about to run away, I didn't forget to touch the dust on the rock painting with a hand. I still felt weird and didn't understand it, but the facts have proved that my male god is really close to each other. If there is no such hand, X The stars have already discovered that this is a newly engraved..."

The above is filled with all kinds of 2333's favorite comments, which come from the forum of Mixing people.

On the other side of the X-planet forum, there were all kinds of laments and curses.

They deeply feel, is it because their own family members have low IQ, or is it because the god of luck is not favoring them, so that they are repeatedly mocked by fate?

Then again, even though the competition has progressed so far, many technology emperors have independently achieved the great achievement of overcoming the wall...

These technology emperors left messages on both sides and sent back screenshots on both sides. They were very busy, and they received a lot of gratitude and praise from everyone, praising them as good sons and daughters of the people and great porters.

Because the X-planets have planned for a long time, and the big pills they prepared have made great achievements, so that most of the time, as long as the two sides encounter a battle, it must be the Mysterious people who suffer, and they can almost suffocate people to death.

The dense star audience watching the live broadcast wished to condense the roar into a signal wave and transmit it to the ears of their own people, so that they should be careful, that big pill can't make X star people light up!

It's a pity that it's useless to let them bleed in a hurry. Should they lose or lose, should they be cheated or cheated? One win.

Because of this situation, in the scolding battle between the two sides, it is usually the Mysterious people who denounce the X-planets for being despicable, shameless, and shameless... and the X-planets fight back.

The more you scold, the more aggrieved, life seems like a dog.

At this time, the dazzling results of the goshawk & cheetah united team, which is thriving, is so exciting for the Mixing people!

You are the light of the nation, our hope!Keep going, kill those shameless X-planets!

Therefore, the happiness value of fans is really linked to idols!The idol is awesome, and the fans can stand up straight, even if they are cowards, the fans dare not speak loudly.

The people in the Pink Goshawk team are happy, no matter whether they are fans of beauty or career, they are all satisfied.

on the screen.

I saw that several X-planets had studied and studied that group of petroglyphs in the past.

The petroglyphs painted by Jing Yi...the lines are really simple.

This is understandable, firstly, his style is like this, secondly, it saves effort if he draws two less strokes, doesn't it?

The content of his paintings, in a nutshell, is the story of Jing Xiaoyi, a great master of a generation, who practiced peerless martial arts, became invincible on planet No. [-] with his bare hands, punished evil and promoted good.

The first painting shows a poor long-necked crested mother moaning, it is injured, its abdomen is dripping with blood, its baby is breaking its shell, and its small head is sticking out, but unfortunately it is destined not to see this The world is over, and a cruel shark-toothed dragon is slowly approaching, with a murderous light in its eyes.Of course, what they don't know is that Jing Xiaoyi, the great master of the first generation, is standing on the top of the mountain at this moment, looking down at all living beings.

The leader of the X-planet team is interpreting: "The primitive man in the painting looks very strange. He seems to be wearing clothes. Could it be that civilization developed well at that time? There is a cliff under his feet. Could it be that he wants to jump off the cliff?"

The weak light of the light screen can only illuminate a small area, so the captain can only see a corner of the first picture and the second picture clearly, and the explanation is not very smooth.

He shook his head, and decided to read it before talking.

In the second painting, Jing Xiaoyi, a great master of the generation, saw the tragedy that was about to happen, moved his heart with pity, and flew down from the top of the mountain!

The captain let out a cry, "It really is jumping off a cliff! Is this something that happened before? What is the purpose of drawing it?"

The rock paintings all have the function of recording history. After seeing this rock painting, the captain is already inclined to believe that the people who used to be here have left. After all, if there is an enemy ambushing, just now is the best time to attack. Anyway, real people do it. The use of hot weapons is not allowed, only hand-to-hand combat is allowed. It is enough for a few people to keep an eye on the surroundings. Waiting for work with leisure is the right way.

After giving the order, he was able to concentrate on studying this group of petroglyphs that were suspected to be from indigenous prehistoric humans.

Look down.

Jing Xiaoyi, a master of a generation, tapped the treetops, the lake, and the grass with his toes.

Come to the shark-toothed dragon that is very huge compared to him.

Just like a butterfly, it flew to the nose of a wild dog.

This kind of contrast...in Jing Xiaoyi's conception, it must be very shocking and full of artistic effects.

But the truth is, the shocking effect is really there, but it's obviously distorted...

The captain looked shocked, looked at the guy who discovered the petroglyphs before, and murmured: "If this is really a primitive man...they can fly out of thin air? Could it be that the primitive man here is of the same origin as us? ?”

There are many evidences to prove that there are genes of ants and bees in X-planets.

For example, a long time ago, quite a number of X-planets could fly.

Like some kind of flying ants, or simply bees, with transparent wings, flying around.

But as the times changed, they evolved more and more completely, their wings were completely gone, and they also lost the ability to fly...

This is a pity.

In the literary works of X-planets, there are always questions such as "Have we forgotten our ancestors"... Then there are many novels and stories about regaining the ability to fly, which children love to talk about most.

This is a sensitive nerve line. After seeing this petroglyph that seems to be flying, the captain was really excited!

He couldn't wait to look down.

I saw that originally very small human being kicked up and kicked the shark-toothed dragon's chin!

What I have to say is that although the style of this rock painting is simple and rather ugly, the painter's ability to extract the characteristics of the characters is very powerful. The shark-toothed dragon has lumps and exaggerated teeth like jagged teeth. You can tell what its species is. As for the long-necked crested dragon, it's even easier to say, with that long neck...

An unscientific scene appeared.

The shark-toothed dragon was kicked by those thin legs, but it seemed that it couldn't bear it at all. It was overturned with a bang, and fell to the ground lying on its back. It's like a fountain.

The grotesque little man fell to the ground in a flutter.

Just right, inside the eggshell, the little long-necked creek finally saw the light!

But at this time, the mother of the long-necked creek dragon couldn't hold on anymore and entered a dying state.

It pushed the eggshell with its toes, and looked at Jing Xiaoyi, a great master whose toes were not much longer than its own, with big eyes.

In the next picture, Jing Xiaoyi, a great master of the first generation, brought home the baby long-necked broxisaurus waiting to be fed.

At home, there is another human being who is as strange as him waiting...

So much for the petroglyphs.

Not enough time, in fact, Jing Yi's work is not yet finished!

In his conception, the long-necked creek dragon he raised slowly grew up, so he became an extremely cool dragon knight, and then he was invincible with two swords, invincible, and wandered around on the dragon, seeing uneven roads With a roar, it's time to shoot.

Well, there is no such thing as Qin Meng's intrusion!

That's right, that little man waiting at home is Qin Meng.

He himself strongly demanded to add drama, but if he didn't do it, he couldn't do it. Jing Xiaoyi was so annoyed that he knew it was being broadcast live, and he was afraid that he would offend that psychopath, and he would show his shame in front of the whole star...so let it go , Jing Yi compromised and added Qin Meng.

In fact, the silent show of affection between these two people, not to mention blinding the eyes of the audience.

It's too unfortunate that the team of X-planets came here, it interrupted Jing Xiaoyi's artistic creation!

He gritted his teeth with hatred.

Just listen to the interpretation of the team leader: "Yes, this is the evidence! It proves that our X-planets have ancestors who settled on Planet No. [-]! This is our lost place! Unexpectedly, our ancestors' abilities turned out to be That is so powerful, much stronger than we are now, we can only rely on foreign objects such as mechas, but our ancestors can overcome obstacles and kill those ferocious predators with their own strength!"

The more he talked, the more excited he became, and he wished he could spread this amazing discovery to the public immediately!

But it doesn't matter, this is a live broadcast!

He smiled resolutely.

In another cave, members of the joint team who had been waiting for a long time and were about to make a surprise attack: "..."