Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

Qin Meng walked over.

In the midst of everyone's attention, Jing Xiaoyi, who was plastering happily, pulled over and wiped his hands clean.

Everyone secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that our Colonel Qin is still very reliable, with him as Jing Xiaoyi's safety rope, the people said that we can rest assured that he will handle things...

But in the next second, the audience watching the live broadcast and the "audience" at the scene were all embarrassed.

Because after Colonel Qin wiped Jing Xiaoyi's muddy paws clean, he grabbed a handful of mud himself and wiped it evenly for that poor Captain Wild Boar.

Captain Wild Boar: "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Well, seeing that the bosses of the family went up, those guys in the Goshawk squad who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal also ran silently to pick out a person and wipe the mud.

As for the cheetah squad, under the leadership of the captain Tang Wan, they watched calmly from the sidelines.

The smell of "Belling Flowers Like Birds and Dragons" is very fragrant. It is inevitable that everyone's clothes are covered with a layer of fragrance. When they are close, the fragrance will penetrate into people's noses.

The members of the Wild Boar Squad were almost starving to death. Originally, they thought this aroma was really alluring, mouth-watering, and their stomachs were rumbling all the time...

But now, that feeling is gone.

Without him, I was scared to pee!

Barbecue smells great, but if you bring the meat into your own...

It's enough to be mentally tough if you don't spit it out.

In fact, they also knew in their hearts that this group of damned Mixing people would not dare to play for real, after all, it is live broadcasting, killing people is enough, let alone cannibalism... It can be concluded that the conclusions come from normal logic. Forget it, if you miss it, the other party is a snake spirit...

At this moment, Captain Wild Boar's mind was filled with countless conspiracy theories.

The peace talks between the X-planets and the Mi-stars was the intention of the government, and they bypassed the military headquarters in the first place, and these people in front of them are obviously from the military headquarters. If they take the opportunity to turn their faces and boil these people on their own side... The breakdown of the peace talks is inevitable Okay, let's not talk about the future of the two races, Prince Michela, who is trapped in the enemy camp, will definitely die for his country!

So many unfulfilled ambitions, so many unplanned plans!

A layer of thin beads of sweat secreted from Captain Wild Boar's forehead, shining brightly against the mud covered body, making him look so eye-catching.

Wouldn't this be a long-planned conspiracy by the Mysterious Stars?

Thinking of this, Captain Wild Boar is like a carp caught ashore, all kinds of fighting, all kinds of non-cooperation, the exchange of whirring and whirring, and the eyes are always fixed on the cameras flying around. The emotions are really touching!

Diandian said next to Jing Yi's ear: "The monitoring team will be here soon!"

Jing Yi took a step forward, and said to Qin Meng, who was in full swing, "Okay, knock them all out!"

Qin Meng, the guy who helped the tyrant, didn't even hesitate, he raised his knife and knocked out the wild boar captain who had become a mud figure.

In the close-up of the camera, Captain Wild Boar's eyes are almost desperate.

Brown Bear and the others followed suit, raised their knives, and knocked everyone else unconscious.

The viewers who were watching the live broadcast all gasped, what the hell, it wouldn't be really hot, would it?They were [-]% sure of it, Madam Qin just wanted to scare them!

Many people have already begun to look unbearable.

Some people even turned into virtual warriors and came up to vent!

No matter how you say it, no matter how much you hate the X-planets, we can't throw away the lower limit!If even intelligent life is eaten, how can a person be a human being!

If the audience of the Mythic people is just like this, the audience of those X-planets are all blown up!In their eyes, Jing Yi is the absolute devil!

I don't know how many people are contacting the official hotline of the competition, yelling, let the monitoring team rush to save people!

In the live broadcast, Jing Yi smiled like a flower.

I just heard him say: "Okay, it's done, why don't you hurry up and take out the rest of the ornithomimetic meat, aren't you full? It's ready-made, just roast it."

You know, each person eats an average of more than ten catties, and twenty people add up to three to four hundred catties. A conservative estimate of an ornithomimus weighs about one and a half tons. After removing the skin, bones, head, and internal organs, it can eat The meat part that Jing Yi used just now came from the thighs, chest and back of the ornithosaurus, and there were two pairs of large wings in the hole where they hid before. , a long neck, a thick tail, and two small front legs!Scattered and scattered, definitely enough to eat.

All the people in the cave were just like the people watching the live broadcast. After hearing his words, they were completely dumbfounded.

In the end, the brown bear was more "real", and asked, "Aren't we going to roast them?" He pointed to the eight mud monkeys, and he couldn't tell if he was feeling regretful or relieved.

Jing Yi was extremely astonished, and he said strangely: "Why do you want to roast them? It's not delicious... Cough cough, I mean, we are all intelligent beings, how can we be so mad? You really have too much brains Well, think too much..."

The brown bear glanced at his brother Ying, with a complex expression that could not be described.

He continued to ask: "Then why do you want to smear them with mud?"

Jing Yi secretly smiled, the brown bear is so cute, at the critical moment, there is no such sincere supporter as you!Otherwise, how could he continue talking?

"Don't you feel that there are a lot of bugs in this cave? If you knock them out, I'm worried that these little bugs will make them suffer. In the spirit of humanitarianism, these muds are rich in minerals, which can beautify the skin and prevent insects. I Guess they will definitely thank us, competitors also have friendships..." Jing Yi was like a Buddha, "How could it be possible to roast them, you can think too much, didn't you see that you didn't even take off your clothes? Not yet Add seasoning, bake it like this, it's not hygienic, and it's not tasty."

A group of mecha warriors listened to his serious nonsense there. At this moment, countless people felt sorry for the former Fan Qiao—with such a thick-skinned guy who was ashamed to say anything, why not worry about it!

The impression Mrs. Qin Jing Yi gave everyone is really changing all the time!

From the vulgar Tyrannosaurus rex at the very beginning, to the little white flower widow, to the eccentric person with heavy tastes, to the free and easy male god, to the little face-slapping expert, to the thick-skinned black X-star nemesis...

This character design is getting more and more interesting, how can it be broken?

At this moment, I only heard Jing Yi continue to scramble for his eyes and talk nonsense: "When we make the next action plan, it's best not to let them hear it, so we can only knock them unconscious, but if you think about it, the people from the monitoring team will soon Received the news, come down to pick up the person, right? I’m busy, hehehe.”

As soon as he finished speaking, footsteps came from outside.

A team of inspectors walked in armed with live ammunition, looked at the group of people in the joint team, as if they were facing a big enemy, as if they were afraid that this group of people would suddenly transform and kill them all.

Qin Meng took a look at his subordinates who were staring at each other: "What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and move out the rest of the meat, are you not hungry anymore?"

After hearing his words, those in the monitoring team became more vigilant.

Protect the group of clay figurines lying on the ground, lest they come to "rob meat".

However, the members of the Goshawk and Cheetah teams, who had just been reshaped by the Three Views, ignored them, ran to the cave inside, and dragged out the wings.

They seemed to be completely unaware of the nervousness of the inspection team. They had seen Jing Yi's method before, and they had ready-made seasonings in hand. They just need to marinate according to the steps, then wrap the big green leaves, and then apply mud. The division of labor and cooperation , one-stop transportation, just like art, after a while, many mud balls were erected on the burning fire over there.

The monitoring team tentatively picked up those fainted X-planets.

No one cares about them.

The monitoring team tentatively carried those X-planets out again.

Still no one cares about them.

In the entire competition area, the network signal was blocked, so after the monitoring team came down, they could not see the live broadcast, so that their database was not updated in time. In their eyes, the United team still wanted to People roasted and ate it, but people didn't see Jing Yi's behavior.

So, they hugged the person and left in a daze.

It wasn't until the flying saucer lifted off that the monitoring team breathed a sigh of relief.

Although they all have weapons in their hands, to be honest, the people who can come to this competition are all elites selected from a million. If they really plan to resist, holding weapons may not be able to control the situation, especially It's Qin Meng and Tang Wan, their fighting strength is simply abnormal, they really have the strength to draw the table, if they are allowed to draw the table, how can this game be played?Don't even try to please anyone.

When they returned to the spaceship and reconnected to the Internet, they cursed, damn it, they were tricked!

Of course, they are by no means the most depressed.

The most depressing one is Prince Michela. If this is on the mother planet, she really wants to destroy all the idiots of the Wild Boar Squad!

What a shame.

However, Prince Michela's depression can't be contagious to the joint team. In fact, they are in a great mood right now!

The cheetah team headed by Tang Wan was not very interested in Mrs. Qin, especially when Tang Wan was on the road and in battle, he took the lead, while Qin Meng, who was carrying Jing Yi, was shy and obviously weaker. The drag-like existence makes people speechless. Tang Wan admits that Qin Meng has impressed him several times, but because he doesn't distinguish between public and private, and his color makes him faint, Tang Wan will never be truly convinced by Qin Meng.

The only thing that made him feel that Jing Yi had something to offer was that he was still relatively tough, at least he didn't complain about suffering or tiredness.

After finding a foothold, Jing Yi, as a card maker, was still "not doing his job properly", directing everyone to make food...

Food, as long as it can fill your stomach, and keep up with nutrition, how can you put the cart before the horse during the competition?Didn't you see that the card makers of the Cheetah Squad are all racing against time, dare not delay for a moment?As long as he is pampered and half-hearted...

In short, Tang Wan looked on coldly, let alone this typical vase, and at the same time, he also looked down on Qin Meng who was reluctant to say half a sentence about him.

Whatever it is, if the Goshawk team drags them down, don't blame him for being unsympathetic.

Later, when the mud-roasted bird-like dragon meat was ready, Tang Wan ate half of it, and admitted in his heart that it was really delicious, but after eating and drinking enough, he still felt that Jing Yi was not doing his job properly.

That's right, he still has the time to go and paint on the rock wall, it's amazing!Even if the final result is ironic and makes the X-planet make a big fool of himself, it still can't get rid of the fact that he was wasting his time!

But in the scene just now, he first felt chills in his liver and gallbladder, and then his mood became complicated.

Although a little cramped, although a little crazy, maybe this vase-like guy is not really useless?

After thinking this way, Tang Wan quietly paid attention to Jing Yi for a while.

Then he saw that the energy card made by Jing Yi seemed a little wrong!

His heart skipped a beat, as if he had grasped the crux of the matter vaguely...

Walking up to Qin Meng, Tang Wan touched his arm casually, and asked, "What's the matter with your energy card...?"