Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master
Chapter 13 Auntie's face is a natural Internet celebrity
When the laws and regulations are understood, the situation becomes clear.
It is known that the necessary and sufficient conditions for Major Qin to have a future—a military officer above the school level and having a wife, Jing Yi satisfied the latter.Then this absurd marriage is just a deal, Jing Yi's reputation as a widow is not good, but from a practical point of view, the Qin family is extremely wealthy, as long as he stays honest, his life will be smooth.
But all the above assumptions are based on the premise that the Qin family has no malicious intentions.
As I said before, Jing Yi has seen the drama of the palace fighting dogs and blood. Regardless of whether these stories are exaggerated or not, the central idea is very reliable-the Hou family is as deep as the sea, and the rich and noble families are prone to breed so much filth...
Don't talk about anything else, just say that the Qin family insists on him marrying in, this is ridiculous!Who doesn't know that the original owner is a brainless little expert at killing?Isn't it just a title?There are many people who can see the benefits of it. After planning, it is a ready-made marriage.If you want to be simple, you can even find a loyal subordinate to deal with it. After all, the law is that the dead are alive, and they are not powerless ordinary people. Who can dissolve the marriage after the child is born? What can't be said?
Jing Yi is not stupid and sweet, he was born as an orphan, and he is not good at business. He has gone through many hardships since he was a child, if he is still stupid and sweet, he will not be able to achieve any career with golden fingers.
No matter how you think about it, the Qin family is full of malice.
He didn't have enough information, and he didn't bother to speculate all day long. Anyway, he must find a way to escape the control of the Qin family.
Carefully pawing at his own chips, Jing Yi sighed, admitting that compared to the Qin family with a big business, he is simply a small ant, and it doesn't take much effort for them to crush him to death.The Jing family behind him was unreliable, and he had to rely on himself.
After careful consideration, Jing Yi was full of confidence in the face of such a predicament.
He sneered while logging on to the interstellar network: If this was in the background of the ancient Zhaidou, he would really be ineffective every day, but unfortunately, compared to the hard mode, this interstellar future background is so easy!
It's easy for the rich and powerful to crush an ant to death, but what if that ant is famous all over the world?Whoever dares to act rashly will be notorious every minute!To put it bluntly, he has to arm himself with a layer of shell, so that those who want to use him against him will use the mouse as a weapon. When the benefits of dealing with him are far less than the expenditure, he will be safe.
……
First of all, he wants to become an Internet celebrity.
When I was on Earth, Internet celebrities can be roughly divided into three types according to different routes.
One is to rely on beauty and topicality, and upload photos online when you have nothing to do. They are all retouched with a face and long legs. Recognizable red ones last longer, and unrecognizable ones are short-lived. The team behind the scenes is hyped , almost can be mixed with a familiar face.
One is to rely on weirdness and shamelessness, or do the opposite to take ugly photos, or say some weird remarks, or take off clothes and expose flesh indecent photos and videos, or tie up celebrities to spread gossip, in short, it is to satisfy the public's ugly judgment Psychology, if the hype is good, it can also attract some people's attention.
One is... Politicians and rich people with personality, who use various micro-expressions to enrich the emoji packs of netizens. Just hit the G point of the public, and the red is embarrassing.
Anyway, with the development of the times, if you want to become an Internet celebrity, you must come up with more and more unique tricks. After all, everyone has seen a lot and their tastes are getting heavier. If you don’t have two brushes, your life will be short-lived at most. , No one will remember you in two days.
Jing Yi carefully considered his own advantages...
He found that his greatest advantage is to have a good husband.
Major Qin Mengqin is a ready-made celebrity!The trouble was brought on by him. Is there anything wrong with using his influence to resolve it?
Jing Yi was too relieved.
Logged into Interstellar Network, the client of the original owner.
It used to be here that the original owner confessed his love to Major Qin every day, because there were too many poses, all kinds of lower limits, and over a year, he had accumulated quite a lot of fans—of course, they were all black fans, and the purpose of their attention to the original owner was to Look at the joke & scold him, what kind of toad wants to eat swan meat, what kind of Qin Meng can't look down on idiots like you, the comment area is full of smog, and the original owner is not a pitiful person who is angry, he is fighting against ten thousand every day, the smoke billows with the black The fans fought together, and after the battle, they were refreshed and could eat two more bowls of rice.
Jing Yi saw his latest comment, which said—"Ah, he died!"
Click on the comment area, most people are crying and scolding him!What the hell are you talking about?Ah, it's dead!Major Qin sacrificed his life for the country, but you are so calm in your mouth, is this still a human being? !Shameless, get out!You also hurry to die!
These are early comments.
The late ones were all after the Qin family announced that Jing Yi was going to marry Qin Meng. For a while, the comment area was full of all kinds of garbled characters, just like the ones made by the keyboard. How shocked people are, how broken their views are!
And still crying and refusing to believe it.
very pitiful.
Of course, they all saw the wedding photos later on. The Qin family did not allow video recordings, but a few photos still leaked out. Among them was a close-up of Jing Yi's red dress. To be honest, this is really a very beautiful photo. Fierce red, dark black hair, lustrous white skin, all the prosperity is the background, this young man who can be called a stunner stands in the crowd, with a bewildered and charming face.
So much impact!It's hard to imagine that Jing Yi, who is like a shrew and a hunk in a fit, has such a goblin face!
In addition to this one, there is another one that shows Jing Yi saluting to Qin Wenbo who is holding a small porcelain jar.
If the previous one is amazing, then the latter one is completely embarrassing and sad.
No matter how you say it, this is a world that looks at faces. Although Jing Yi's goblin face attracted some people's resentment, at the same time, another group of people became his fans.No matter how good Major Qin is, no matter how awesome he is, he is already dead. How touching is it that such a stunner would spend her whole life alone in order to marry him?How could you bear to continue blackmailing him?
please be happy
In the later comments, this type of reply accounted for an increasing proportion, and it has become the majority, suppressing the persistent sunspots.
Of course, several days had passed since the wedding, and Jing Yi, who should have come out to show off, did not move at all. This also caused a lot of discussion among his fans. happy……
More than 500 million fans!
Unexpectedly, after getting married once, he gained more than 400 million fans!
The original Jing Yi was already a small Internet celebrity with a sense of presence, and now he has completely stepped into the ranks of big Internet celebrities!
With these 500 million armored soldiers following him to charge into battle, why not worry about a major failure!
After passing through, there is good news... Jing Yi narrowed his eyes happily, looking like a fox that has become a spirit.
He stabilized his mind and began to prepare the props he needed.
The most important thing is the black and white photo of Major Qin.
I didn't have any ready-made ones at hand, so I downloaded and printed them now, and then found a good place to stick them on the wall.
Elegant gauze curtains are hung on both sides, and the breeze blows by, which is quite artistic.
He moved an altar table over there, and Jing Yi found a suitable porcelain from the cabinet in his room to act as an incense burner, and lit three sticks of incense.
Amidst the smoke, he looked around and felt that there was still a bit of space, so he went to the kitchen again, intending to get a fruit plate to pack fruit, as well as baked snacks for himself.
I bumped into "Goshawk" by accident on the road. The two formed a bond because of the first meeting. When outsiders were present, they could pretend to say hello, smile or something. When they met alone, no one would No matter who you care about, you pass by without squinting.
In the kitchen, Jing Yi searched for the snacks he had just made for a long time, there were so many of them!There are all kinds of tastes, the flower patterns are very beautiful, and they all use the scarce ingredients here, all kinds of ingenuity, but it takes a lot of effort... But why not? !
It is known that the necessary and sufficient conditions for Major Qin to have a future—a military officer above the school level and having a wife, Jing Yi satisfied the latter.Then this absurd marriage is just a deal, Jing Yi's reputation as a widow is not good, but from a practical point of view, the Qin family is extremely wealthy, as long as he stays honest, his life will be smooth.
But all the above assumptions are based on the premise that the Qin family has no malicious intentions.
As I said before, Jing Yi has seen the drama of the palace fighting dogs and blood. Regardless of whether these stories are exaggerated or not, the central idea is very reliable-the Hou family is as deep as the sea, and the rich and noble families are prone to breed so much filth...
Don't talk about anything else, just say that the Qin family insists on him marrying in, this is ridiculous!Who doesn't know that the original owner is a brainless little expert at killing?Isn't it just a title?There are many people who can see the benefits of it. After planning, it is a ready-made marriage.If you want to be simple, you can even find a loyal subordinate to deal with it. After all, the law is that the dead are alive, and they are not powerless ordinary people. Who can dissolve the marriage after the child is born? What can't be said?
Jing Yi is not stupid and sweet, he was born as an orphan, and he is not good at business. He has gone through many hardships since he was a child, if he is still stupid and sweet, he will not be able to achieve any career with golden fingers.
No matter how you think about it, the Qin family is full of malice.
He didn't have enough information, and he didn't bother to speculate all day long. Anyway, he must find a way to escape the control of the Qin family.
Carefully pawing at his own chips, Jing Yi sighed, admitting that compared to the Qin family with a big business, he is simply a small ant, and it doesn't take much effort for them to crush him to death.The Jing family behind him was unreliable, and he had to rely on himself.
After careful consideration, Jing Yi was full of confidence in the face of such a predicament.
He sneered while logging on to the interstellar network: If this was in the background of the ancient Zhaidou, he would really be ineffective every day, but unfortunately, compared to the hard mode, this interstellar future background is so easy!
It's easy for the rich and powerful to crush an ant to death, but what if that ant is famous all over the world?Whoever dares to act rashly will be notorious every minute!To put it bluntly, he has to arm himself with a layer of shell, so that those who want to use him against him will use the mouse as a weapon. When the benefits of dealing with him are far less than the expenditure, he will be safe.
……
First of all, he wants to become an Internet celebrity.
When I was on Earth, Internet celebrities can be roughly divided into three types according to different routes.
One is to rely on beauty and topicality, and upload photos online when you have nothing to do. They are all retouched with a face and long legs. Recognizable red ones last longer, and unrecognizable ones are short-lived. The team behind the scenes is hyped , almost can be mixed with a familiar face.
One is to rely on weirdness and shamelessness, or do the opposite to take ugly photos, or say some weird remarks, or take off clothes and expose flesh indecent photos and videos, or tie up celebrities to spread gossip, in short, it is to satisfy the public's ugly judgment Psychology, if the hype is good, it can also attract some people's attention.
One is... Politicians and rich people with personality, who use various micro-expressions to enrich the emoji packs of netizens. Just hit the G point of the public, and the red is embarrassing.
Anyway, with the development of the times, if you want to become an Internet celebrity, you must come up with more and more unique tricks. After all, everyone has seen a lot and their tastes are getting heavier. If you don’t have two brushes, your life will be short-lived at most. , No one will remember you in two days.
Jing Yi carefully considered his own advantages...
He found that his greatest advantage is to have a good husband.
Major Qin Mengqin is a ready-made celebrity!The trouble was brought on by him. Is there anything wrong with using his influence to resolve it?
Jing Yi was too relieved.
Logged into Interstellar Network, the client of the original owner.
It used to be here that the original owner confessed his love to Major Qin every day, because there were too many poses, all kinds of lower limits, and over a year, he had accumulated quite a lot of fans—of course, they were all black fans, and the purpose of their attention to the original owner was to Look at the joke & scold him, what kind of toad wants to eat swan meat, what kind of Qin Meng can't look down on idiots like you, the comment area is full of smog, and the original owner is not a pitiful person who is angry, he is fighting against ten thousand every day, the smoke billows with the black The fans fought together, and after the battle, they were refreshed and could eat two more bowls of rice.
Jing Yi saw his latest comment, which said—"Ah, he died!"
Click on the comment area, most people are crying and scolding him!What the hell are you talking about?Ah, it's dead!Major Qin sacrificed his life for the country, but you are so calm in your mouth, is this still a human being? !Shameless, get out!You also hurry to die!
These are early comments.
The late ones were all after the Qin family announced that Jing Yi was going to marry Qin Meng. For a while, the comment area was full of all kinds of garbled characters, just like the ones made by the keyboard. How shocked people are, how broken their views are!
And still crying and refusing to believe it.
very pitiful.
Of course, they all saw the wedding photos later on. The Qin family did not allow video recordings, but a few photos still leaked out. Among them was a close-up of Jing Yi's red dress. To be honest, this is really a very beautiful photo. Fierce red, dark black hair, lustrous white skin, all the prosperity is the background, this young man who can be called a stunner stands in the crowd, with a bewildered and charming face.
So much impact!It's hard to imagine that Jing Yi, who is like a shrew and a hunk in a fit, has such a goblin face!
In addition to this one, there is another one that shows Jing Yi saluting to Qin Wenbo who is holding a small porcelain jar.
If the previous one is amazing, then the latter one is completely embarrassing and sad.
No matter how you say it, this is a world that looks at faces. Although Jing Yi's goblin face attracted some people's resentment, at the same time, another group of people became his fans.No matter how good Major Qin is, no matter how awesome he is, he is already dead. How touching is it that such a stunner would spend her whole life alone in order to marry him?How could you bear to continue blackmailing him?
please be happy
In the later comments, this type of reply accounted for an increasing proportion, and it has become the majority, suppressing the persistent sunspots.
Of course, several days had passed since the wedding, and Jing Yi, who should have come out to show off, did not move at all. This also caused a lot of discussion among his fans. happy……
More than 500 million fans!
Unexpectedly, after getting married once, he gained more than 400 million fans!
The original Jing Yi was already a small Internet celebrity with a sense of presence, and now he has completely stepped into the ranks of big Internet celebrities!
With these 500 million armored soldiers following him to charge into battle, why not worry about a major failure!
After passing through, there is good news... Jing Yi narrowed his eyes happily, looking like a fox that has become a spirit.
He stabilized his mind and began to prepare the props he needed.
The most important thing is the black and white photo of Major Qin.
I didn't have any ready-made ones at hand, so I downloaded and printed them now, and then found a good place to stick them on the wall.
Elegant gauze curtains are hung on both sides, and the breeze blows by, which is quite artistic.
He moved an altar table over there, and Jing Yi found a suitable porcelain from the cabinet in his room to act as an incense burner, and lit three sticks of incense.
Amidst the smoke, he looked around and felt that there was still a bit of space, so he went to the kitchen again, intending to get a fruit plate to pack fruit, as well as baked snacks for himself.
I bumped into "Goshawk" by accident on the road. The two formed a bond because of the first meeting. When outsiders were present, they could pretend to say hello, smile or something. When they met alone, no one would No matter who you care about, you pass by without squinting.
In the kitchen, Jing Yi searched for the snacks he had just made for a long time, there were so many of them!There are all kinds of tastes, the flower patterns are very beautiful, and they all use the scarce ingredients here, all kinds of ingenuity, but it takes a lot of effort... But why not? !
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