Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

After Jing Yi was "intimidated" for a while, the man code-named Goshawk ignored him as if nothing had happened.

until the meal is over.

"Are you full?" Mrs. Chen looked at him lovingly. At this time, there was nothing left on the table, "I'm not enough to make two more dishes!" Mrs. Chen cooked a few extra dishes for the terrible worm meat.In the end, of course, nothing could stop Jing Yi from serving the worm meat to the table... He thought that a lot of leftovers would be wasted, but Qin Meng came back suddenly.

This is God's will!

"I'm full, no need," Goshawk showed two rows of big white teeth again, "Ma'am, your cooking skills are really getting better and better! Especially those two plates of fried meat—what kind of meat is that? The energy is exhausted." It's A-level beast meat!"

Mrs. Chen quickly waved her hand: "I don't dare to take the credit, those two dishes were made by Xiaoyi." She took a narrow look at "Goshawk" and introduced him, "Here, this is Xiaoyi, you go to perform the task. Maybe he didn't know that he just married Major Qin Meng... Qin Meng's child is blessed! You see, the first time I saw him today, he gave people such a big surprise... Who doesn't know you brat The most tricky mouth?"

Then, regardless of Qin Meng's expression, she went to introduce to Jing Yi: "This is Goshawk, a very capable person. Like Qin Meng, he is the most valued subordinate of our general. You are all young people, live here We will meet often in the future, don't be restrained."

Mrs. Chen had good intentions, but as a result, the "friendship" between the two young people who had just married did not develop according to her script.

Jing Yi originally thought about what he was fussing about with a rude big-headed soldier. He was born and died, but he was a hero after all. No matter how strong his fighting ability was, he might not understand ordinary people's sophistication.After a few days, I will leave by myself, and there is no need to deal with them. In other people's territory, it is better to try to make peace the most important!

But he was soon annoyed by the bastard opposite.

"Goshawk" is looking at him recklessly.

From head to toe, not a single inch was spared.

Although he didn't say a word, and there was no superfluous expression on his face, his eyes were too show-stealing, deep and dazzling, as if he could speak. At least Jing Yi saw a sentence from it, "Like a weak chicken." , still bewitching and enchanting like a vixen, so you can say that Qin Meng is blessed? What a joke! In my opinion, he is simply too sympathetic!"

Jing Yi couldn't say anything when he was angry with him.

He wanted to turn his back on him directly, but all the perverts on the other side "speak" with their eyes. You can make up a lot of things in your own brain, and then quarrel with others, and you have no position!Jing Yi can assure you that if he really slapped the table, it would be what the other party wanted. "Goshawk" must have put on a disgusting innocent face, and then the onlookers were deceived, and instead regarded him as an inexplicable hysterical trigger dog.

Hehe, haven't you watched the drama of Gong Dou Gou Xue when you are a Taobao shopkeeper?

He doesn't have the magical ability to speak with eyes, but expressing contempt and disdain is something anyone can do.Jing Yi used to sit in a very elegant & beautiful posture, but now he directly lifts it up, which is called a noble and glamorous style, he raised his eyelids and glanced at "Goshawk", then moved away carelessly, matching the slightly raised arc of his upper mouth , as if he was looking at something insignificant just now, he lowered his eyes, picked up the drink on the table and took a sip, integrating the pretense into his bones.It’s just a pity that the fruit juice is not right, but the tea would be better and more artistic!

Jing Yi did it perfectly, in his mind, he must be like a high-ranking noble lady... Bah!The aristocratic lord, when I was receiving a rude and rude subordinate, I let him go on a rampage, and I was calm and calm. Comparing the two, anyone with a discerning eye knows that the rude guy is a clown.

However, the reality is that Jing Yi, who has a beautiful aunt's face, is more like the legendary concubine who is backed by the emperor, her eyes are in the sky, and she is so arrogant. Little bitch, how can you compare it with Bengong!"

It was a great blessing that there were no mirrors in the dining room.

But even if Jing Yi knew it, he would feel comforted when he was lost—after all, it was meaningful to pass through by himself. With this face and the temper of the original owner, he would not be a concubine, but a beautiful concubine. The female cannon fodder, although the aunt is still the same aunt, after all the level is different hahahahahaha.

Forget it or don't let him know, it's too cruel.

The pervert on the opposite side laughed hahahaha.

He said, "You are very interesting, although you are definitely not worthy of Qin Meng."

Jing Yi said: "What can I do? I'm already his husband, but you..."

Tsk tsk, Jing Yi purposely looked at that bastard with the eyes of a boy trying to seduce his wife.

Unexpectedly, "Goshawk" laughed more happily.

Laugh fart laugh!Jing Yi was too lazy to talk to him, so he knew how to laugh!The fighting atmosphere is gone!

"By the way, were you the one who made those two plates of meat just now?" After Qin Meng laughed for a while, he suddenly changed the subject, "The craftsmanship is good!"

"Thank you for the compliment," Jing Yi said with a blank expression, "Actually, the meat is the main thing. These alien bugs are really unusual. General Chen and the others felt disgusting at first!"

"Bug?" Qin Meng had an ominous premonition, "What kind of bug?"

"Oh, I don't know the name." Jing Yi described it to him very friendly, "They are all very big, one has a black hard shell, the sides are bright yellow, the head is bright red, and there are many, many legs. , the body is thin and long... one is grass-green, with burnt yellow patterns, a particularly large belly, with many circle-shaped spots, protruding eyes, a slender neck, and particularly thick forelimbs..."

The description is vivid and vivid.

"It's the meat from these two kinds of worms. I didn't expect it to be edible."

Qin Meng is such an iron-blooded man, his face turned green after he finished speaking.

But Jing Yi still didn't feel satisfied, and added again: "The bugs in the back still have eggs. I don't know if you have noticed, but the heart-shaped pieces of meat are very delicious, and the inside is very chewy when bitten. Small round particles, that is the egg!"

Not only Qin Meng turned blue, but General Chen's wife Yang Chun also turned blue.Just now they ate and ate. After all, the food was delicious and presented on the table, and the shape was also beautiful. If they didn't think too much, everyone ate very happily.But with Jing Yi's description, everyone recalled the original appearance of the ingredients. The delicious experience just now is fading, and now the nausea is strong, as if the meat in the stomach has turned into the small bugs described by Jing Yi. Treat their viscera as an amusement park, bouncing around...

"vomit!"

After 2 minutes, only Jing Yi with a fascinated smile on his face was left at the table.

Hmph, fight with me?

……

Jing Yi lived in the Admiral's Mansion and lived happily every day.

The guy named "Goshawk" also stayed here. I don't know what advantages he has besides being brave in battle. Anyway, after Jing Yi's observation, General Chen and Mrs. Chen really regarded him as their own child, and that Goshawk He didn't treat himself as an outsider, he went in and out, it is said that he was in the rest period, anyway, he learned to be good after suffering a loss, and detoured when he saw Jing Yi, so that the well water did not interfere with the river water, and they lived in peace.

Jing Yi is a man who yearns for the stars and the sea, as long as the other party doesn't give him anger, how can he have so much free time to be a fighting chicken!He has a lot to do.

After checking the genetic pairing, he will go back to the Qin family's jackal den.

When Jing Yi was on the spaceship, he was trying to make up for various basic legal provisions. I don’t know whether the original owner had no common sense in this area, or he had common sense but was not absorbed by him. Anyway, Jing Yi is now a legal illiteracy.

Being legally blind is very scary, because you don't know the rules, you can't use the rules to protect yourself, and you can't use the rules to restrain others.When he was on earth, many migrant workers who went to the city were cheated all day long because they did not understand the law, worked diligently, and worked hard... He didn't want to be like migrant workers, relying on the conscience of "urban people" to live.

There is no other shortcut to go, make up!

In order to make up for this shortcoming, he refrained from going to the virtual network to watch the battle of mechs, and he also refrained from watching his own gossip. He just studied hard without distraction, and his condition has caught up with the students of the college entrance examination. .

Because he didn't intend to test for legal certificates, but just wanted to "popularize the law", he achieved excellent results in just a few days.

From a legally blind man with one black eye, he became...a qualified ordinary citizen.

Anyway, it is basically impossible to make jokes on common sense.

With regard to the relevant provisions of "Sperm can be extracted to breed offspring after the sacrifice of a school-level officer", as the most important thing, Jing Yi went back and forth several times.

This regulation is very practical.

Develop the five major planets, prevent the increasingly rampant star robbers, suppress the increasingly large-scale mercenary groups, and deter the alien neighbors who are about to move... The military department is becoming more and more important, and more and more soldiers and officers are needed , In this "semi-wartime" state, how can more people like to join the army and strive to become an excellent soldier?

The Federation has thought of many ways.

For example, improving the status of soldiers, increasing the rights of soldiers, setting up an absolutely excellent spokesperson for conscription, brainwashing advertisements, soft ads, film and TV placements, and increasing the wages and benefits of soldiers...

This item is part of the welfare of soldiers, which makes soldiers more motivated to climb up, and at the same time, it can ensure that better genes have the opportunity to continue.