Rebirth of Interstellar Taobao Master

He even stole it!

Jing Yi now thinks back on the goshawk who just passed by him, and he is so angry!

What an attitude!Stealing and eating something made by others is already a problem with the quality. Shouldn't you feel ashamed and bow your knees when you see the owner? !

What's more, they already had Liangzi uncleared!

It's not about dim sum!Jing Yi is not a cheapskate. Although those dim sums are time-consuming and troublesome to make, it is also a pleasure to make them for people who like them. He used to make them for children in orphanages. Because of this craft, Jing Yi has long monopolized the "most popular among children" Welcome" title!Whenever he sees the delicious food he has made hard and is praised by everyone, he feels embraced by the kindness of the world. It can be called a spiritual spa, and it is especially addictive.

But is Goshawk the one to like?Not only is he not, he can't even reach passersby, he can only be classified as an annoying passerby!

This kind of self-seeking evil behavior must not be used to it, otherwise he will feel more and more at ease, and he will not feel that Jing Yi is kind and kind, but will think that he is a fool.

It's the same as seeing.

Jing Yi was holding the fruit plate——the anger value rose too fast to even put it down——and aggressively went to trouble the thieves!

... However, I couldn't find it for a while.

Later, at least in the back garden of the Admiral's Mansion, he found Goshawk who was disguised as a flower trimmer.

I saw Goshawk holding a pair of gardening shears in his hand, moving here and there slowly, seemingly without any rules, but the effect was quite good... It seems that this guy is not useless.

Although he didn't want to admit it, but looking at the man's back against the light, Jing Yi suddenly felt, um, a bit pleasing to the eye.

Finding someone to trouble this kind of thing, and then fading and exhausting, most of the anger points were spent on the road, and when the culprit was found, Jing Yi was already deflated.But in order to give himself an explanation, he chose to walk over, frowned, and asked, "Did you steal the snacks in the kitchen?"

Goshawk turned his head, he was more than half a head taller than Jing Yi, and he was standing on a step, his eyes rolled, and he looked down standardly.

Jing Yi felt that he had miscalculated, he should go around to the top, and shouldn't put himself in such a weak position just to save a few steps...

Then he saw the man looking down at him and shook his head shamelessly.

How dare you do it but dare not admit it!

Jing Yi glared at him: "Who else could it be if it wasn't you? There is no one else at home!"

Goshawk retorted cheekily: "Then I don't know, it's not me anyway, I don't like to eat that kind of sweet and greasy food!"

Jing Yi wished he could hit him with a fruit plate!Hehe, he didn't steal it, how did he know that the dim sum he made was sweet? !

But he resisted the urge anyway.

Because he thought of a better way to fight back.

Jing Yi adjusted his tone, and said sadly: "Actually, I don't feel sorry for that thing, I'm—oh, it's my fault that I didn't take it away..."

Goshawk's ears moved.

Jing Yi was wearing white linen clothes today.

To be honest, I was quite a naive guy before, always swearing and arguing that the reason why Jing Yi looks so lively is definitely because the big red dress is too powerful!Putting on that kind of clothes with buffs against the heavens, three points of beauty will be raised to seven points, and every frown and smile will be beautiful... It's nothing.

But if they see Jing Yi's appearance again today, they will know how wronged they are by the big red dress.

White linen is small and fresh enough, right?In the novel, it is the standard configuration of Xiaobaihua!

This is the "drama" costume that Jing Yi prepared for himself, emphasizing the desolation and helplessness of his "widow", and against the background of black and white photos, altar table, incense burner and veil, he is like a sad but not sad song Elegy, pretending to be strong is really infatuated and beautiful, the first play of Internet celebrities must be powerful!

...Jing Xiaoyi, you really should take a good look in the mirror, white linen cloth can't stop your vixen-like lust, you really don't match the little white flower person you imagined!

Standing there, he continued to hold his heart together and said, "You really didn't eat it? I'm relieved. I, let me tell you the truth... Those dim sums are actually specially made as offerings to my dear ones! "

The goshawk trembled, "Your dear? A sacrifice?"

"It's Qin Meng!" Jing Yi nodded, "I want to pay homage to him, you don't know, he even gave me a dream last night, saying that he couldn't eat well there and was always hungry , It's so distressing. When I woke up in the morning, I made a batch of snacks, and I planned to prepare them and offer them to him. So, I specially made those snacks for the dead...the dead. It's fine if you don't eat them. I'm afraid you may have problems."

With a relieved smile on his face, Jing Yi turned and left without any reluctance to fight.

Tell you to steal it!Still can't cure you?

Feel free to guess what I added to it!And stealing the offerings of the dead, even if you have no psychological shadow, be careful that your good brother will find you at night!

Behind him, the face of Major Qin, who was disguised as a goshawk, was changing, making it hard to look directly at.

As for Jing Yi, who just won a battle, he went to the kitchen to make another stove in a good mood.His hands are fast, and there is a gap in his heart. It didn't take an hour for another incense burner, and he carefully arranged the shape on the plate. He took it back to the room and arranged it on the altar table. Good results.

Then, he started posing for pictures.

Sometimes I hold a scroll of scriptures in my hand and act like I am sad and worried.

Sometimes standing in front of black and white photos for a long time, even if there is only a back view, there is full tension.

Sometimes he made a silk flower by hand, and photographed its semi-finished product, layer by layer of petals, and his face is full of light and shadow.

sometimes……

After taking the still life pictures, Jing Yi still felt that it was not enough. He went outside to pick a leaf, washed it and put it in his mouth, and played a very primitive and simple song "To Alice".

Here is a video.

On Earth, Fur Alice is just an entry-level piano piece. Basically, anyone who knows a little bit of music can play it, so it's not a good choice to use it to play tricks.But this is an alien planet. The reason why a famous song is a famous song is that the simpler it is, the more touching it is. Jing Yi closed his eyes, and the notes were like jumping elves. up.

After everything was ready, Jing Yi happily uploaded the photos and videos to his homepage, and then left a sentence——

"Anyway, I married the man I dreamed of. Even though he is already in heaven, I always feel that he is with me all the time. From now on, I will show you my daily routine after marriage. I am really sorry now I have time to go online, and now I am doing a genetic matching re-examination on the golden star, maybe soon, I will be able to have a child with half of his genes..."

Looking at this passage, he was almost moved by himself.

Infatuated people set more fashionable values!Don't you see how many crazy bosses, just because of the blessing of "infatuation and no regrets", I don't know how many idiot fans will automatically whitewash him, and sometimes, this type of boss is actually more popular than the protagonist. In fan works , the author all cried and wanted to arrange a good ending for him, regardless of his nature.

Sure enough, with a few carefully selected photos and a video of a classic song, in just 5 minutes, Jingyi became popular among fans, with comments and likes scrolling up and down. I can't stop eating Mai Xuan!

See it, wanting to be an Internet celebrity is sometimes so simple!

At the same moment, Qin Meng clicked on the photo and looked at his mourning hall, offerings, black and white photos, and Jing Xiaoyi in white clothes and trousers who was pretending in the photos.

Major Qin: "..."