Ghost Corps

After eating a meal until after nine o'clock, the old lady was so happy that she never closed her mouth.From the beginning to the end, the old lady only felt that there was one more person at the dinner table. One second she called Fang Zheng a big grandson, and the next second she hugged Xiaoniao and couldn't put it down.Except for the naive reminder from my aunt's family, Li Hang, the others didn't say much, and Li Hang ate obediently with tears in his eyes after his mother pinched two thighs under the table up.

Xi San, Fang's mother, elder aunt, and second aunt all went to the kitchen to clean up. In the living room, only the old lady on the rocking chair, Fang's father, uncle, and second uncle Fang Zheng and Xiaoniao were left on the couch.The couch in Fang Zheng's house is L-shaped, so the five people are clearly separated at this moment. Fang's relatives and friends sit on the long side, and the unfilial son and her boyfriend sit on the short side that was turned around.Because the space on the short side is limited, it is not easy for two men to sit, and the leader's figure has not yet reached the ideal shore, so he and Xiaoniao are very close at this moment.Both groups of people were pretending to watch the Spring Festival Gala, but in fact, Father Fang's peripheral vision had swept the adulterer and adulterer into a screen window. I don't know if he felt the overwhelming hostility. After a while, the deputy group who was still staring at the TV screen Very naturally, he raised his arms around the commander's waist...

"You fucking let me go!!!!!!!!!"

The eldest uncle and the second uncle only felt a sudden gust of wind, as if a rocket had just flown by the side of their face. Before they could feel the burning and pain of their skin, the countless shrapnel had already exploded in the sky.

Fang Zheng was also blown into a daze, just as he raised his head to ask what's wrong with you, he saw his father had already rushed in front of him, his eyes were about to burst.

At that time, Xiaoniao had already withdrawn her arms without a trace, then raised her head and followed Fang Zheng to look at Fang's father, with innocent doubts on her face.

Fang Liangang's raised arm couldn't be swung out for a long time, a mouthful of old blood was stuck in his chest, he couldn't spit it out, couldn't swallow it, and finally he raised his head to the sky amidst the sound of firecrackers outside the window, and turned angrily to help in the kitchen.

The old lady who had been dangling on the rocking chair glanced at her son's back, sighed and shook her head: "It hasn't stopped all night, and I don't know what kind of monster it is, this brat..."

The eldest uncle and the second uncle looked at each other, and hurriedly moved away, and then one lowered his head to eat melon seeds, and the other picked up walnuts with pliers.

Compared with the big brother with a different surname, I am as happy as a princess in a fairy tale TAT

Fang Zheng realized later, poked Meng Chudong, and asked in a low voice, "What did you do just now?"

Meng Chudong blinked innocently, looking confused.

Fang Zheng frowned and observed for a long time, but found no flaws, so he could only let it go, and collided with the curious eyes of the two uncles on the way, not wanting to look away, and the three of them were stunned together.Six gazes intertwined over the living room to form a big "囧", and in the end it was Fang Zheng who broke the deadlock and pulled out a stiff smile——

"Hi."

The two uncles raised their little hands in unison and waved them awkwardly: "Hi."

Then there is no more then.

The waters of the Fang family are too deep. As foreigners with long passports, the two uncles made up their minds to stick to their duties, and they will always run on the runway of the friendly SayHi who do not understand the language.

After Fang Zheng's parents, grand aunt and second aunt cleaned up the dishes and started making dumplings, they worked in the kitchen for nearly two hours. Fang Zheng and Meng Chudong enjoyed a rare moment of peace.Except for the seven-year-old Li Hang who came to them and asked seriously once after running around the room and was tired, Brother Dazheng, are you two having sex?

Brother Dazheng, who had already lost weight, didn't answer, because the questioner had already been slapped by his father and drastically repaired the three views.

The post-zero parents couldn't afford to be hurt, and the second uncle Alexander, who was watching the whole process, probably belonged to the post-zero generation.

When twelve o'clock struck, Fang Liangang finally came out of the kitchen, holding a large bowl of hot dumplings just out of the pan, and the curling water vapor cast a soft light on his expression.

During the New Year's greetings, the old lady took out a bunch of red envelopes and distributed them one by one. Meng Chudong was the last one, but when the old lady came to him, her hands were already empty.The old lady was so anxious that she wiped her tears, and said over a dozen times in a row, "How could it be, I am prepared for my downfall", the whole family refused to listen to it, and finally, no one expected that Meng Chudong suddenly went over and hugged her. kissed the old lady, and gave her a loud smack on the cheek, the sound was like a fairy's magic wand, the old lady suddenly forgot the past, and put her arms around the "big darling grandson" and smiled happily.

The Fang family was dumbfounded.

Fang Zheng was also dumbfounded.

That was not the little bird he usually knew. His little bird had a poisonous tongue and a paralyzed face. Even if he was gentle to him occasionally, that gentleness was compared to rudeness at this moment.Maybe it was the little bird that was enchanted first, Fang Zheng thought, and then the little bird conquered grandma again with its magical power.

But, who cast the spell on the bird?

……

Fangzheng’s house is a resettlement house, and they were given two sets per person, one 301 and one 401, both with two bedrooms and one living room. .

After eating the dumplings, this New Year's Eve is coming to an end, because the reunion dinner will continue on the first morning of the new year, so no one will leave. The three members of the aunt's family and the old lady went upstairs, and the two members of the sister-in-law's family lived with Fang Zheng's parents. Downstairs, as the two extra people, Fang Zheng and Xiaoniao could only use the living room floor as a kang, spread two beddings, about half a meter apart, and lay on the ground, quite Japanese style.

The lights went out, and the whole square house fell silent.

The moonlight spilled in through the floor-to-ceiling windows, like a piece of mercury pouring down.Fang Zheng was lying on the ground, the ground heat made the bedding under his body very warm, his eyes gradually adapted to the darkness, and he turned his head to talk to the bird, but he didn't want to meet a pair of eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

"What are you thinking?" Fang Zheng was curious.

The corner of the other party's mouth, which was gloriously injured in the family fight, had already formed a small red scab. Looking at it in the moonlight, it looked a little cute. Meng Chudong rolled his eyes unconsciously: "Your family is quite interesting."

Fang Zheng 囧: "It doesn't sound like a compliment, okay?"

During the long night, Fang Zheng simply spread his knowledge to Xiaoniao.For example, the eldest uncle and the second uncle both died of their parents, so they only come to their house during the Chinese New Year. For example, the second aunt's first husband was a scumbag, and after having an affair, he brought a child to the second uncle. The aunt talked about the divorce, and said that it was the second aunt's fault, because she hadn't conceived for so many years.In fact, the second aunt had already secretly gone to the hospital for an examination, and she had no problem at all, but her husband believed that there was nothing wrong with her from the very beginning, so she made the wrong mistake, for the sake of her husband's peace of mind, and took the false name, who knew that she would end up like this in the end.So the blood of the female man in the bones of the second aunt of the Fang family awakened.Divorce by agreement?There is no door, and we will meet in court directly, and finally let the other party leave the house.As for looking for this now, don’t underestimate it. It’s an absolute strength stock. It started out as a wholesaler of underwear, and now it’s running several stores in its hands, spanning jewelry, catering, flowers and cross-stitch. The 1000 million family fortune is always small, and it is the first marriage. As for how he fell in love with the second aunt of the Fang family, it is still a mystery.

Meng Chudong listened to the whole story without interrupting a word.It's not that he doesn't want to, it's just that he can't find a place to interject.The family history of the head of the group is like a storytelling in Zhanghui style, with ups and downs, magnificent waves, tears and laughter, and finally a happy reunion.Do you use the audience to intervene when listening to storytelling?Absolutely not.

After the eighth visit to his own home, the head of the group felt a little emotional: "I didn't expect that the situation will be more optimistic than I expected when I come back this time. I am very pleased."

The deputy group pointed directly at the core: "That's because your overall combat effectiveness has improved, and you feel that the copy is simple."

The head of the group who was praised was very happy: "Do you really think that I am better now than when I first met you?"

"Ah."

"Tell me specifically! Quick!"

"Skin defense."

"..."

"..."

"Actually, I regretted it the moment I asked."

"I love you."

"roll."

"real."

"I can't feel it at all!"

Talking nonsense, and getting a little sleepy, Fang Zheng turned over and changed his posture, and suddenly glanced at a section of the floor between the two of them, and then remembered that the first time the family gave Xiaoniao the door-to-door treatment. sad.

"Didn't expect that," Fang Zheng lay on his side, and smiled awkwardly at Meng Chudong, "The style of my house is to let guests sleep on the living room floor."

But the little bird shook his head: "I thought about it."

Fang Zheng thought about it, and understood: "That's right, it would be nice to leave us a place to sleep if we didn't hit us."

The deputy team moved closer, stretched out his arms to touch his head, and raised the corners of his mouth: "I think they are mainly afraid that it will be too noisy when we close the door."

Fang Zheng blinked her eyes, confused: "How can there be any noise when the door is closed? It's okay for us to talk here."

The bird watched him for a few seconds, turned over, and fell asleep.

Ten minutes later, Fang Zheng finally realized——

"Cuckoo, cuckoo~" He reached into the bird's quilt, and gently scratched the bird's back a few times.

The little bird was motionless, Fang Zheng thought he was asleep, and was about to stop when he heard a faint word from the other side: "Say."

Fang Zheng swallowed: "Were you flirting just now?"

"Ah."

"Then let's continue, shall we?"

"It's expired."

"D……"

"Everyone is responsible for their own IQ."

"Then I'm yours, you don't need to be responsible to me."

"..."

"You don't even consider the other half's IQ when you flirt, you are wrong."

"..."

"Forget it, I won't talk nonsense with you~~"

Meng Chudong thought that not talking nonsense with him meant that they would just stop and go to sleep.However, he ignored the punctuation marks in this sentence, so in the blink of an eye, the person next to him had already arrived on the tilde, and got into his quilt very deftly, three times, five divisions, and two, there was trapped Living.

The bottom, who had already let the phrase "I am yours" look up a little bit, completely supported the sky.

But Meng Chudong still tried his best to restrain himself, and stretched out his hand to pull the person from the bottom up until the thought-provoking head came out from under the quilt, and then he said word by word in a somewhat unsteady voice: "This is In your living room."

Fang Zheng knows, but the problem is that the flirting of the bird is rare in a hundred years!How can he not cooperate!Why don't you fall down!The bird at night was as gentle as dough, he really wanted to swallow it in one gulp! >_

Besides...

Fang Zheng reached down and rubbed the little bird vigorously: "It's all like this~ I have to be responsible to the end~"

"No need." Two words almost made Meng Chudong gnash his teeth.

"I'll just use my mouth~ I won't do the full set~"

"Need not."

"I'll swallow it~ I promise not to get dirty~"

"Need not."

"Little bird~~~~~~~~"

"roll."

Meng Chudong feels that he is now like a soldier of our party in the slag cave, never bowing his head =_=

"husband."

"..."

Fuck you revolutionary fighters!

Meng Chudong pulled the quilt over to cover himself and Fang Zheng, and then eagerly pushed him down.

Fang Zheng was overjoyed, and immediately slid down the boat, holding it in one bite.

Although it's called Little Bird, Meng Chudong's place is actually not small at all. At the beginning, Fang Zheng was not proficient, and he swallowed half of it at most. Later, he mastered the skill more often, but it was still difficult to swallow it to the end.

Doing other people's son in other people's house is really exciting, even if self-control is as strong as Meng Chudong, he almost disarmed when he was wrapped in warmth, he quickly reached down and pressed Fang Zheng's head hard, not letting him move again, After a while, he slowly released his strength. Fang Zheng also obediently stopped when asked to stop, and continued when asked to continue. He was obedient and worked hard.

Despite restraint and restraint, Meng Chudong released the kite faster than usual. In the end, he subconsciously wanted to push away the kite, but the latter held on tight and took all the essence with his mouth.In the darkness, covered by a quilt, he couldn't see anything at all, but the sound of the other party's swallowing was extremely clear. This kind of mental stimulation was far greater than the physical one. Meng Chudong felt another fire was about to gather in his lower abdomen. Quickly pull people out.

Fang Zheng was pulled out in a daze, the moisture in his eyes hadn't faded away, because Meng Chudong retreated in a hurry, some white turbidity that was too late to swallow was brought out and stuck to the corner of his mouth, in the moonlight, it couldn't be seen clearly, but it became more and more seductive .

If half a year ago someone told him that this fat paper who mistakenly sent a photo would become a stunner one day in the future, Meng Chudong would definitely recommend the other party to eat brain fragments, even if he had already been tempted by the other party at that time, It's also because I like this person's character, character, and even the convulsions and rascals from time to time, but it's definitely not the appearance.He is just an ordinary person, not an appearance association, nor a fat man.

But now, although the guy in front of him has lost a lot of weight, his whole body is still inseparable from the shape of a circle, but the big round face has become a small round face, the big round body has become a small round body, the big fat man has become a little fat man, Small round eyes turned into round eyes.He found it seductive.Or to put it another way, she had teased him, Meng Chudong.In the past, it was okay to look at anything, then it was cute everywhere, and now it is loved everywhere.

He can give up Huaxia when he is turned white.

He can block the opponent when he is attacked.

When he was dragged into the ghost group, he could apply to quit.

When he is invited by Xuanyuan to change servers, he can change his name and surname.

And the lunatic, and those two so-called former close friends who have disappeared...

There are so many forks in the road, so many possible turning points, if there is a turn at any place, neither he nor Fang Zheng will come here.

But no.

This person is destined to be his, he didn't run away before, and he won't let go in the future.

Gently wiping the corners of the opponent's mouth, Meng Chudong turned over and pressed the person under him, then slowly lowered his head, and kissed the opponent's eyes, then the tip of the nose, lips, slowly down...

Fang Zheng was already hard when he bit Meng Chudong before, but now it was finally his turn to be served, he was so comfortable that his toes curled up together.

He bit his lips tightly to avoid making too much noise, but he couldn't restrain his moans from slipping out. He hurriedly pulled the quilt over, trying to cover both of them like the little bird before, but just as he grabbed the corner of the quilt, the living room The headlights were suddenly turned on, instantly filling the room with bright light!

"After much deliberation, your father and I still think we should find you..."

Liu Shuxian's opening remarks came to an abrupt end.

Fang Zheng lay on his back for a long time, but his eyes still couldn't adapt to the strong light, but it didn't matter.It didn't matter that the bird was still under his covers.It doesn't matter that his little brother is weak for a moment and may not be able to stand up in the future.

He is so tired, so tired, he just wants to hear the truth, is he the real son of this family, is it really not someone who was raped at the train station on a snowy day with the name "I'm going to the bathroom, give me a hug" Is it stuffed...