Ghost Corps

The first hit was missed, and the head of the group, the father, did not continue, but just stared down at the uninvited guest condescendingly with the broom, trying to restrain his emotions so that his chest heaved violently.

Meng Chudong subconsciously turned his head to look at Fang Zheng beside him, and frowned twice, meaning: What did I say, seek abuse.

Fang Zheng, who received the telegram, blinked sadly: I'm sorry>_

Meng Chudong narrowed his eyes, and an ominous realization was gradually becoming clear in his heart.

Sure enough, the partner who had finished complaining flirtatiously raised his eyebrows twice: Come on!my love!

Meng Chudong silently, silently, looked away.

He knew that he had reached the most important crossroads in his life.One step forward means being drawn to Pluto with a broomstick by the prospective father-in-law, and one step back means being thrown into a meat pie by the mournful daughter-in-law. attack.

If you come, you can live in peace, and if you die, you can die!

Meng Chudong, who was desperate, raised his head suddenly, and shouted at his prospective father-in-law, who was wide-eyed, "Hello, Uncle! I am your son's—"

Identity declarations are strangled in the bud.

To be precise, the complete pronunciation of "de" did not come in a hurry, and the prospective father-in-law hit another mighty broom ling feng!

Behind the little bird is the anti-theft door of the opposite resident, and there is no way to retreat, but after all, he suffered a loss once and was prepared, so instead of retreating, he rushed forward, dodging the broom head and raising his hand to block it. Just hold the broom handle!

This blow was not light, and the forearm of Xiaoniao's block was numb from the shock.

But the father of the regiment leader did not expect that the other party would suddenly come in front of him. After the attack was blocked, he subconsciously lowered his head and faced the prospective son-in-law face to face. Chu, this made Father Fang stunned for a moment.

Meng Chudong saw the timing and was about to unload the opponent's weapon, thinking that he could sit down and have a good talk without the equipment, but Fang Zheng, who felt sorry for him when he was beaten, suddenly yelled: "Dad! I won't take you Like this! Is it over yet?!"

The group leader's mother added without losing the opportunity: "That's right, if you have something to say, talk about it."

If it wasn't for the hand still covering the broom, Meng Chudong really wanted to touch his forehead. This isn't two-on-two, it's clearly one-on-three!This family will never give up until they kill themselves! TAT

Sure enough, under the joint reminder of his son and daughter-in-law, Father Fang instantly relieved the acupoint, and suddenly retracted the broom forcefully and swung it in the air, which was clearly a sign of the third downward call!

In terms of strength, Meng Chudong is no match for Father Fang at all, he can only outwit him, but now that his IQ has been pulled to negative by his comrade-in-arms, he can only grit his teeth and prepare to take the blow.

It was too late to say it, but Fang's mother actually uttered at this critical moment: "Fang Jiangang! Is this your child? You can hit him if you want."

It turns out that the prospective father-in-law is called Fang Jiangang!Who will save him!He has a premonition that he will die ah TAT

"It's not what's wrong! I'm teaching him for his parents!"

"Oh."

Do you just say "oh" to the prospective mother-in-law?Do you really want to save me!You are just idle and you are idle, so I just said something casually TAT

The wind is already felt overhead.

Meng Chudong subconsciously closed his eyes and decided to accept his rough fate.

But the expected ferocious branch didn't come, opened his eyes and saw that Fang Zheng hugged his father's arm at some point, and hugged the broom into his arms together!Although Princess Qiuqiu has a big heart, her round face is still deformed by the broom!

Meng Chudong suddenly felt distressed. Just as he was about to step forward, he heard Fang Zheng yelling: "Hurry up and get in the house! Run in the house!!"

Although I don't understand what he means, although I feel that listening to my girlfriend nine times out of ten is a pitfall, but at this moment, Meng Chudong is no longer allowed to think about it, I saw him bending down and dexterously slipping through Fang Liangang's armpit, not caring about his shoes Go straight and run into the house!

According to Meng Chudong's idea, Fang Zheng let him enter the house because he hoped that he could find a bedroom to get in and lock it from the inside. This would not only ensure safety temporarily but also give Fang Zheng time to persuade the steel-making comrades, so he ran in. He looked around for the bedroom without hesitation!

It's a pity that the layout of his girlfriend's house is a bit strange. The place he chose for the first time opened the door and saw that it was the kitchen!

Having no time to worry, Meng Chudong hurriedly ran across the living room to the opposite side to open another door!Nima is the toilet!

So there is only the sliding door next to the kitchen that you don't think it will be a bedroom!

But now that the kitchen and the toilet have already appeared, it must be no longer like it!So Meng Chudong ran over again and was about to pull it, when he heard a faint voice from behind——

"What are you looking for?"

Meng Chudong was suddenly chilled. This voice neither belonged to Fang Zheng nor to steelmaking nor to Fang's mother, but the voice of a childish boy!He turned around suddenly!

Then, he saw six pairs of eyes.

Those six pairs of eyes came from six people, old and young, and those six people sat around a big round table, which was in the depth of the living room and near the French windows, and the French windows reflected the cups, plates and dishes on the table.

[Let me tell you, later on you will not only see my parents, but also my grandma and my elder aunt and second aunt. Because my family is relatively big, so children in their thirties are usually in the I gather at home...]

Nine out of ten times my girlfriend's words are a trap, the only time he is trustworthy, let him forget about TAT

As a strange man who fell from the sky, the deputy group felt a little embarrassed, so that he completely forgot his original intention of rushing in. The instinct of being civilized and polite drove him to walk over, and with difficulty pulled out a stiff smile: "Hi."

At the dinner table, one old, one young and four young and middle-aged, the old man squinted his eyes kindly, just smiled, the children stared wide-eyed, full of ignorance, and concentrated on observing. There were four young and middle-aged men and women left, one pair was slightly older, and the other Younger, after receiving the greeting, he reflexively pulled out an awkward smile: "Hi..."

Then there is no more then.

Meng Chudong didn't know what to say, but the head of the relatives and friends group wanted to say too much and didn't know which one to say first, so they could only rely on eye contact——

Auntie: What did I hear just now?He said he was my elder brother's son? !illegitimate child? !

Uncle: No way, that sister-in-law must be crazy...

Sister-in-law: Look at the posture of the elder brother rushing out, he must have been beaten by the elder brother before he finished speaking.

Auntie: You heard me right!Besides, what else can I do after I am your son!

Sister-in-law: I am the object of your son...?

Uncle: That makes sense!

Auntie: Oh, look at me, I forgot, Xiaozheng is... that...

Sister: Sister, homosexuality is not uncommon these days, so don't make a fuss.

Uncle: Fang, although we are married for the second time, it has been more than half a year since we got the certificate. You have to tell me about your family's secret history. If you don't tell me, I will be shocked... TAT

Sister-in-law: You didn’t ask →_→

Uncle: A normal person would ask your nephew if he is gay during a blind date! !

Little Uncle: You just told me that he didn't get along with the family and ran away from home! !

Sister-in-law: Well, well, then I was wrong.

Little Uncle: But I have seen photos of your nephew, and it is amazing that you can still find such a decent boyfriend.

Sister-in-law: Nima, don't expect to see the sun next year...

Meng Chudong didn't know what this table was communicating with thoughts, but judging from the appearance that everyone's eyeballs were about to twitch, it should be that the communication was very enthusiastic.

The girlfriend's family is still entangled at the door. If he doesn't take this opportunity to do mass work, he is afraid that he will lose the opportunity.Thinking of this, the powerful deputy group shook his head, completely forgetting the embarrassment that fell from the sky, and pretended that he was invited to come to the door, took a deep breath, smiled lightly, and started with the kind old man who seemed to be the easiest to overcome: " Hello grandma—”

Considering that grandma's hearing may be a little weakened due to her age, Meng Chudong thoughtfully turned up the volume a little.

Grandma originally squinted her eyes and smiled, but now it turned into two slits. She smiled from ear to ear and nodded repeatedly: "Okay, okay——" She stood up tremblingly and stretched out her hand to pull Meng Chudong to her side. , "It's good to come back, it's good to come back, you see you are thin outside..."

Meng Chudong was startled, has he met the leader and his wife to this extent? TAT

In fact, the old lady is getting old, her eyesight is not good, and her mind is messed up, but this can't be said in front of the old lady, so I can only wrong the guests... The relatives of the Fang family nodded silently in the deputy group. root wax.

At that time, Meng Chudong had already been forced by the old lady to sit on an empty chair, and half of her body was held in her arms by the other party. Don't look at the old lady's bad eyesight, but she was very strong. fruit.

"Grandma!" The young man who had just asked Meng Chudong what he was looking for finally came back to his senses, and reminded him with blood, "He is not Brother Dazheng!"

Meng Chudong sighed in his heart, thinking that he would be able to get up this time, but unexpectedly, he was hugged even tighter, not only hugged, but also shook like a child: "Don't talk nonsense! Your elder brother suffered a lot outside, so thin It’s all out of shape, my big grandson..."

Leaning the upper body and being hugged by someone is actually a relatively difficult posture.

But the strange thing is that Meng Chudong suddenly didn't find it hard to bear.

Even, the slight shaking made his originally cold body slowly warm up.

After the contest, the three members of the group leader's family returned to the living room to see this scene. The son's boyfriend was held in the arms of the son's grandmother, and the son's aunt and sister-in-law and their families continued to eat and eat vegetables to watch the Spring Festival Gala. The son's boyfriend picks up a dish.

Fang Liangang drew an indistinct bloodstain on his face, held up a broom, petrified.

Mother Fang was unscathed, raising her eyebrows as before.

Fang's son was wearing a chicken nest head and a down jacket with a torn side pocket revealing a small piece of white fur inside: "What's going on?"

The deputy group didn't want to explain anymore. He just wanted to know whose chair he was sitting on. If it belonged to his steel-making father-in-law, he decided to give up struggling and jump off the window to commit suicide.

……

"What are you doing with a broom in the middle of your meal! Mai Tai or not Mai Tai!"

Mom, I'm beating my unfilial son...

"Shuxian and you too, he doesn't understand you and he still doesn't understand, firecrackers should be set off before eating! Forgot again?"

Mom, didn't I go out to set off firecrackers just now...

"Hurry up and sit down to eat, you want me to treat you! Hey? Why is it just a stool?"

Mom, you are holding an unknown object, do you know that?

"Why are you still standing there! Go get another stool! It's New Year's Eve and you really want to make me mad!"

Mom, apart from bad eyesight, bad brain, and bad body, your hardware is absolutely normal!

As a junior, even Fang Liangang, who was arrogant, could only obediently obediently, and went to fetch the stool again.It's just that the elder ordered one, and he took two.

Finally, ten people sat down completely.

The little bird was still being hugged, Fang Zheng was sitting next to the little bird, Fang's mother Liu Shuxian was sitting next to her son, Fang Liangang was sitting next to her daughter-in-law, and on the other side was her elder brother-in-law, who lightly touched the bottom with a wine glass while no one was looking. Steel the rim of the cup, and drink it all by yourself.

Brother, you have worked hard.

At this time, silence speaks louder than sound, and Fang Liangang also toasted and drank it down, and then felt, stomach, warm TAT

Fang Zheng let Xiaoniao run into the house because she felt that her father would not dare to go too far in front of so many relatives, and there was also grandma.I didn't know that grandma was a lore, and there was no need for public opinion pressure from relatives to appear on the stage.

It’s just, grandma, where is your grandson =_=

I don't know if she heard her son's call, but Fang's mother suddenly called sweetly: "Mom~"

The best part of the old lady's body is her ears, and she immediately raised her head: "What's wrong?"

The adult mother gently patted her son on the shoulder and asked the old lady, "Who do you think this is?"

The old lady looked over and looked up and down several times: "Who is this?"

It's your grandson and he's about to vomit blood and die!

Fang Zheng wanted to cry but had no tears, and belatedly sensed the maliciousness contained in the question of his mother.

Liu Shuxian smiled sweetly, and patted the kite twice: "Mom, this is your big grandson."

"Impossible! Don't think I'm old and foolish and you want to lie to me!" The old lady denied it without even thinking about it, and then completely forgot that she was hugging the slender bird just now, and began to gesture with her two arms, "I My grandson is much fatter than him! The face is so big! The waist is so thick..."

Grandma, you gestured that it was a century-old giant tree =_=

The head of the group was desperate, but the deputy group regained freedom because of the old lady raising her arm and finally straightened her sore waist.

The newly brought empty bowls were already filled with vegetables brought by Fang's relatives. The deputy group took two seconds to think about their own life, and decided to follow the call from the depths of their soul, "Pick up the red-tasseled gun and go to fight, young man", and took Pick up the chopsticks representing the red and blue bars and start eating.

The new son-in-law's visit is the most difficult dungeon in the world. There are various levels, complicated and tortuous maps, ferocious bosses, elites hiding knives in their strange smiles, and scumbag teammates. Only the NPCs that come with the system are friendly and friendly, but they basically have no real support.Difficulty: SSSSS; Explosion rate: 0. ——"Vice Group Love Experience Record"