Ghost Corps

Because of Dad's inexplicable phone call, grass began to grow in Fang Zheng's heart.Later, Diamond and Five Brothers helped to analyze. The former said that it might be because one night he suddenly dreamed of you and couldn’t help feeling sad, so he couldn’t help calling, even if it was just to listen to the voice; the latter said that he might want to call you home for the New Year. , I didn't know that I answered the phone and caused you to quarrel again. In the end, the old man couldn't save his face and let it go.Fang Zheng felt that the analysis of Diamond and Fifth Brother were both sincere, although in terms of credibility, there was a gap between the Mariana Trench and the Himalayas.

To go home or not to go back is like two mountains with no road in between. You can only choose one to climb over, which makes the group leader very entangled.

Going back will inevitably lead to another fierce battle.

If he doesn't return, if his parents really miss him because of illness, he will regret it to death.

Don't look at leaving home under the scolding at the beginning, but the head of the group is still very confident in his charm in the Fang family, and his mother will not talk about it. Putting money into himself, the father did not show any kindness from the beginning to the end, but if he really doesn't miss his son, can he see the connection in the animal world?Not to mention relatives, there are two aunts on the father's side, and an aunt and uncle on the mother's side. They have regarded themselves as treasures since they were young. Whenever they visit, they will ravage this meaty ball in every way, and they can't put it down.Even after coming out of the closet and leaving home, occasionally contacting these elders, I feel distressed about whether the money is enough to spend or whether life is hard. As for the fact that he likes men, even though his mother, who was born with a strong desire to confide, has already advertised After that, everyone still didn't mention it, as if they didn't know.

When the head of the group was struggling, Wu Ge and Diamond had already bought the tickets to go home. Hou Cong pulled Chang Xiaohu to ask how many days off they could be given for the Chinese New Year.It seems that the whole world is singing "Dude, you have to go home for the Chinese New Year, you have to go home~~~~~", which put a lot of pressure on the group leader.

In the end, he couldn't take it anymore, so he had to ask his own Doraemon for help——

"If you want to go back, go back."

The advice given by Xiaoniao is very simple, so simple that Fang Zheng feels perfunctory =_=

"Do you think it's as simple as talking about going home? It's a dragon's pond and a tiger's den!"

"Then I won't come back."

No, not being perfunctory, but being strongly perfunctory! !

The sullen leader sat back in the corner of the bedroom, hugging his knees in sadness.

Meng Chudong was really not interested in this topic, but seeing that Fang Zheng really took it seriously, he hesitated for a while, then sighed, and gave a pertinent opinion: "I'm not going back anyway, and it won't change anything if I go back. Things, hurting each other again, why bother, it’s better not to see each other now, so you don’t worry. But my family’s situation may not be the same as yours. If you really think that your dad’s phone call wants you to go home for the New Year, then you go back Alright, otherwise you'll be guessing here and there, and you won't know which answer is right."

In fact, Fang Zheng was already inclined to go home. He asked Meng Chudong just to let him reassure himself. Now that he heard Meng Chudong say this, he really felt at ease, his troubles were gone, and the brain CUP that completed this program Free time to deal with other things, such as——

"Then we all go home and you are left here alone?"

Xiaoniao sat by the bed, raised her eyebrows, and glanced lightly: "Thank you for finally thinking of me."

The sad deputy group was extremely lethal, and the group leader immediately jumped up and gave the other party a loving hug. He didn't let go of the hug, and gently shook back and forth: "What should I do if the swelling is swollen~~ we are left at home, little bird~~ ~"

Meng Chudong has the illusion that he is instantly rejuvenated =_=

"Or you can go home too. After all, you are your parents, how can you really not want to..." The head of the group is that if he is happy, others must stay away from the unlucky star.

Meng Chudong didn't make a sound, but his face slowly sank.

Fang Zheng is not a rough person, or quite the opposite, because of his low self-esteem for appearance, he hopes to make a good impression on others, so he also consciously or unconsciously develops a keen observation ability for other people's emotions .But now, he felt that Meng Chudong didn't like this topic very much.

In fact, from the first time he heard Xiaoniao mention his family, he could feel the barrier in the other party's heart, which he didn't have, so if his parents said now that I accept you, he would be able to have sex right away. Da Da trotted home, but Xiaoniao couldn't. While being rejected by his parents, he also seemed to reject them.

"Ah, why don't you go home with me." Originally, he just wanted to change the subject, but after blurting out, Fang Zheng thought more and more about this proposal, and he felt that this proposal was very scientific, and he couldn't help feeling like a pair of birds on a tree was happy. Sensation~(≧▽≦)/~

Meng Chudong was successfully distracted, with an expression of "have you been possessed by something?": "Didn't you say that you will face a fierce battle when you go home, and you still want to take me back to escalate the war?"

Fang Zheng gave Meng Chudong a loving slap on the head in a hugging posture: "You are stupid. If I go back by myself, it is an internal conflict within the family. Even if my father beats me to death, it will be regarded as enforcing the family law, but if you Now, if he hits me, you can protect me, it’s not easy for him to hit you as an outsider, on the one hand, he can avoid the pain of flesh and blood, and let them die completely, straighten my heart, kill two birds with one stone!"

The deputy group rubbed his head, was he just... beaten?

"Hey, hey, don't be in a daze!" Fang Zheng shook the other party violently, "Tell me if it works!"

The deputy group feels that his cervical spine is about to break in the constant shaking, but he still thinks about the favorability ranking of several things at this critical moment, that is, spending New Year's Eve in sex with Fang Zheng > by Fang Zheng The parents of the family recognized that > ​​keep the old age by themselves > watch the old age alone, and at the same time take care of the commercial trumpet of Youyue, finally nodded happily.

The leader who succeeded in the battle did not hesitate to kiss and kiss with love, and the face of the deputy group was flushed.

After a long time, the deputy team was able to calm down and look back at the morning when he went off track, and then traced the thread from "His anger made Fang Zheng afraid to Fang Zheng patting his head and shaking his shoulders, and finally coaxing and tricking him to go home". Finally, I understood one thing - a certain fat paper has gradually made up for the difference in strength level between himself and himself, and when no one noticed, he overtook with incomparable diligence.

It is said that good things come in pairs. After "going home alone and fighting fiercely" turned into "husband and wife returning home well dressed", Fang Zheng encountered another happy event.To be precise, it is a happy event for You You Le.

It was five days before the Spring Festival, and Youyoule's business account in Guangming Holy Land began to receive orders one after another. By the time the Spring Festival was three days away, the cumulative order volume had reached more than [-], and it was still continuing rising!There are power leveling, equipment brushing, and those who come directly to buy empty numbers.Although Guangming Holy Land became famous because of its climb to the top, more and more people came here from other servers, but the business is not only for entertainment, such a large order volume is also very unscientific.

Until the old man rang the QQ of the team battle——

Bright low hand 21:12:23

Boss, have you received any orders lately? Hahahaha

Whoever has milk is a mother 21:13:54

I also said, why are there so many orders all of a sudden, did you introduce them?

Bright low hand 21:14:08

introduce? NONONO, I am using my life to promote you hahahaha

Whoever has milk is a mother 21:14:17

Uh, thanks.

Bright low hand 21:16:19

Halo, why are you being polite to me.Do you know, just because you helped me spawn Ziwu, the weapons that I couldn't keep up with in the past can make up for it!Mom never has to worry about my copy again! ! !Do you think you just played for me once?No!You changed my whole Huaxia life!Now the entire regiment, apart from Ziwu's Qianshan, and even the regiment leader envy and hate me!I think it was a god-like choice for me to find you for power leveling hahahahaha

At the end of the chat, the head of the group felt very relieved.It turns out that there is justice in the world, and it is true that there is always reward for giving TAT

It's also a good thing that the low hand is a man of affection and righteousness, although the love for hahaha is hard to understand.

After other people in You Youle found out about this incident, they also found it amazing, as if there was a definite plan in the dark, and an unintentional move allowed You Youle to open the first door on the road to wealth.

……

On the 27th of the twelfth lunar month, the head of the ghost suit who had organized the strategy led his own team members and Wuyue Pavilion Meteor Sata to challenge the full-level book again, but because of lack of experience and time, he still let the boss send a group second, failed, due to the Spring Festival Soon, the joint team decided to continue after the next year.

On the 28th of the twelfth lunar month, Brother Wu went home with Diamond.

On the 29th of the twelfth lunar month, Hou Cong and Chang Xiaohu, who live in the local area, returned home.

On New Year's Eve, Fang Zheng and Meng Chudong finished packing, and said goodbye to everyone on YY——

"...All in all, I will try my best to survive until the fifteenth day of the first lunar month before I come back. Comrades, please bless me!" Fang Zheng briefly explained the ins and outs of his going home with the little bird, and began to ask for blessings.

How can the team members disappoint him...

Your uncle: "Team leader, you must persevere, even if you are really pulled out of the door by your father, you must firmly hold on to the door frame!"

438: "Leader! Go to the kitchen and hide the kitchen knife first! Safety first!"

Blood Bull: "Pay attention to the fruit knives on the coffee table."

Your sister: "Leader, first cut your mother's nails to be a good boy, and this way, even if she gets angry and scratches you, you won't lose your appearance!"

2B: "Nurse, when you're holding on to the door frame, you must let the parrot watch over it, and don't let people swing the anti-theft door!"

... Although these sincere blessings are dripping with blood =_=

Just as the blessings sounded one after another, a dissonant note appeared with a touch of sarcasm: "Send me to beg you, I'm sick."

Everyone except the sub-team: "I'll tell you what you want——"

It's a pity that before the crowd's doubts fell, they sighed infinitely: "But, this is youth."

Comrades decided to forgive an old man for his intermittent convulsions.

Only Xiaoniao, who has never had a good impression of lunatics since silently, wanted to give the other party's first comment a thumbs up for the first time.

The farewell meeting was over, the two of them packed their luggage and locked the door, and rushed to the long-distance bus station. When they got on the bus and waited for the departure, Fang Zheng's phone rang, and the caller ID was an unfamiliar mobile phone number. When he answered the phone, he didn't expect that it was the policeman who had recorded his wallet when he was stolen.

The other party was afraid that he would not be able to remember, so he reminded him: "It's just that baby face, do you have any impression?"

Fang Zheng 囧, he has dealt with the police once in his life, how can he forget: "Remember. You also said that if you find out that the thief is a repeat offender in the future, you will contact me. Well, there is new evidence?"

"That's not true, but it's a good thing for you."

Dealing with the cops will do good, are you fucking kidding me?

"The kid asked me to help him pay you back the money."

You are kidding me =_=

"Hello? Can you hear me?" The other end didn't wait for a response, thinking that the signal was not good.

"Ah, yes, yes." The heating in the bus was so strong that Fang Zheng was sweating, "I don't need to pay back the money. Didn't you persuade me last time, avoid disaster if you lose money, avoid disaster if you lose money."

The policeman laughed aloud: "I advised you because I thought he couldn't pay it back. I didn't expect him to really turn around. We should encourage this kind of behavior, right?"

The implication is that if you refuse, you will pour cold water on building a harmonious society.

But it’s not convincing that wolves don’t eat meat and cut up their own meat for you to eat!

"Are you sure he has reformed? Didn't he steal it from someone else?"

"Sure," the policeman sighed, "Remember I told you that he is on our key monitoring list. After he was detained, he went to work odd jobs at the construction site. It is estimated that he just saved [-] yuan. Come and find me."

"One thousand? I spent one thousand and thirteen at that time."

"..."

"Uh, well, no matter how much it is, it's a surprise."

"Okay, come and pick it up from me when you have time, and get a receipt by the way."

"what?"

"Oh, what, did you forget where the police station is?"

"No, I'm going home for the New Year."

"Your home is out of town?"

"Um……"

"When are you coming back?"

"If all goes well, the fifteenth day of the first lunar month..."

"Didn't you really say that you are running away from the New Year because you don't want to step into the gate of the police station again?"

Policeman, you are too suspicious =_=

"Bad people are afraid of the police station, how can I be afraid of such a person!"

"Okay, then I'll transfer the money to you."

Actually, that's what you wanted from the beginning =_=

After deciding to transfer the money, Babyface asked Fang Zheng for the account number, and asked him to write a receipt after receiving the money. Since he didn't want to come to the door, he could mail the receipt back. It's not a waste of money like express delivery, ordinary mail will do.

Everything was settled, and the police had precious time to hang up the phone. Fang Zheng still felt uneasy, and asked again: "Are you sure that he is not a repeat offender? His hands are really fast."

Babyface told the truth about the investigation results: "We investigated everything we could, even who the hell went and where he went, but we really didn't find him with similar behavior, but he explained it himself. His quick hands are because he learned juggling from his father since he was a child, and he was beaten out, and after his father died, he started going to Internet cafes to play games, and his hands were almost never idle."

He doesn't understand the former and dare not say it, the latter...it's really hard to refute TAT

But the head of the group did not give up: "I still think it's suspicious to suddenly turn around..."

Suddenly there was no movement on the other end of the phone. Fang Zheng waited for a long time, thinking that the line was disconnected, took down the phone to check, found that it was still connected, and quickly put it back to his ear, and heard the other end sigh softly: "During the days of being detained , his grandma passed away."

Fang Zheng was stunned.

The phone call continued: "Didn't you say that you couldn't understand why he ran away even after throwing away the money? Later we found out that his grandma was not in good health those few days, but the family had no money. He went to the Internet cafe as if he was helping someone to make some money. Anyway, he was playing games and trying to make some money, but he didn’t succeed. Being caught by us and unable to return home for a few days, the old lady was worried. Well, sometimes, what you are afraid of..."

Fang Zheng still felt panicked after hanging up the phone for a long time.

He would rather not answer the call than not have the 1000 yuan.

Meng Chudong didn't ask anything, just stretched out his hand and gently put Fang Zheng's head on his shoulder.

Fang Zheng rested her head on Meng Chudong's shoulder, wondering whether the other party could recover the truth from her one-sided phone call, but these were not important anymore.He suddenly wanted to go home eagerly, wanting to see if his parents were still healthy, and if his grandma was still so strong.

……

The bus bumped for a long time and did not arrive until evening.

As soon as Fang Zheng fell asleep at the terminal, the sadness before waking up dissipated a lot. Looking at the familiar yet unfamiliar city, he felt more nervous and excited: "Let me tell you, later you will not only Seeing my parents, I guess there are my grandma and my elder aunt and second aunt. Because my family is relatively big, the children usually gather at my house on New Year's Eve. If it goes well, I will bring You go to my aunt's house, my grandparents have passed away, so my brother-in-law and my aunt's family will get together during the Chinese New Year, and they can keep making noise until the sixth day of the new year!"

Although he felt from the bottom of his heart that Fang Zheng took him home to seek abuse, but the anticipation on Fang Zheng's face still more or less infected Meng Chudong, as if they would really fight a beautiful victory next.

But soon, he knew that in his previous thoughts, only "as if" was the correct word.

"Who--" Not long after the doorbell was pressed, a woman's voice and approaching footsteps sounded from inside.

Before Fang Zheng could answer, the woman opened the door unsuspectingly, and then, she was stunned, with an expression that made one think that even if the robbers came, they were better than them.

"Mom..." Fang Zheng struggled to make a sound and wanted to laugh, but his face was too frozen and he failed.

The woman was stunned for half a minute, then neatly pulled Fang Zheng aside, and asked Meng Chudong behind him, "Who are you?"

Meng Chudong looked at Fang Zheng, then at Fang's mother, and found that both of them were waiting for his reply, so he had no choice but to show a polite smile, and bowed lightly: "My name is Meng Chudong, your son's boyfriend."

Because his head was lowered, Meng Chudong didn't know what the mother-in-law's expression was, and he didn't hear the other party's words for a long time, so he slowly straightened up, but before he stood up straight, a roar poured into the eardrum like a landslide——

"You bastard, if you have the ability, tell me again!!!"

Meng Chudong only felt a buzzing pain in his ears, but he didn't wait for the echo of "all times" to circle in the corridor, he felt a gust of evil wind rushing towards the door again!

He jumped back a lot, almost half a meter outside the anti-theft door, but he still felt that something had swept his cheek, and it hurt slightly. He looked closely, a tall and mighty middle-aged bald man with a hunchback He was standing inside the door with a big broom like the one used by sanitation workers, reaching up to the sky and with his feet on the ground, just like the modern version of Lu Zhishen pulling up willows.

[But if you are here, if he hits me, you can protect me, he is not good at hitting you as an outsider, he is not good at hitting you as an outsider, and he is not good at hitting you as an outsider...]

I can't believe my girlfriend's words TAT